The Nineteenth Byte

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

7:01 PM

Bash 15 bytes - echo PowerShell

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Less is more, so Bash > PS

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

If only you could close vote and/or downvote CMCs...

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ Where is PowerShell on Linux?

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@ColdGolf Powershell is a Windows only thing...

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ You said "bash 15 bytes"

TimmyD

7:03 PM

Negative

ColdGolf

@TimmyD ?

I know Bash on Windows is a thing, but not Windows on Bash.

TimmyD

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A: Installation and testing instructions for specific programming languages

PowerShell PowerShell is open-sourced and available on Linux in addition to the usual Windows flavors. GitHub link Learning PowerShell Package install instructions for Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, CentOS 7, and OS X 10.11 (as of 2016-08-18). Marked this as Community Wiki as I don't have a...

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@ColdGolf What are you talking about? What was the challenge?

TimmyD

Microsoft open-sourced it late last week

ColdGolf

@TimmyD I heard about this. Did they make Linux binaries yet?

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7:04 PM

github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/releases/download/… PowerShell for 16.04

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ Write a PowerShell interpreter in batch or bash.

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github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/master/docs/building/… Build for Linux guide

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@ColdGolf Oh wow.

7 mins ago, by ColdGolf

@TimmyD CMC: Write PowerShell in batch or bash.

TimmyD

Yeah ... BATCH doesn't even have floating-point numbers, let alone an easy way to interface with .NET, so I'm not going to even contemplate a PowerShell interpreter

Business Cat

CMC: Given a number, output the sum of its digits plus itself reversed

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7:09 PM

I wonder how the PowerShell coding guide looks like

> PowerShellAssemblyLoadContextInitializer.InitializeAndCallEntryMethod()

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Attention: I'd like to reopen the debate with this: buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-you-pronouncing-these-words-correctly

Business Cat

Savage

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ Inventor of GIF calls it "jif". Period.

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Only things i got wrong were imgur and png. the gif question was flawed

mınxomaτ

@ColdGolf That is a fact, but a completely unrelated one.

feersum

7:12 PM

Little known fact: "Buzzfeed" originates from Italian and is properly pronounced like "Butts feed".

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mınxomaτ

Seems about right

ColdGolf

@mınxomaτ I trust the inventor of the thing to pronounce it right, since he invented it.

mınxomaτ

Wow, Redis really is a security clusterfuck.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@ColdGolf Inventors can be wrong

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ He invented the word itself, too.

mınxomaτ

7:14 PM

@ColdGolf They didn't invent the concept of an acronym.

I can invent "The Best Software Ever", but pronouncing "TBSE" like "Butter" would still be wrong.

DJMcMayhem

Except that "jif" still makes sense with the spelling

ColdGolf

@mınxomaτ He invented the acronym "GIF", and I trust his own pronunciation more than anybody's else's.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@ColdGolf Nikola Tesla pronounced Tesla Coil as Toobler Creeli

Inventors are often wrong

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ If I invent the word "poereoror", then I know how to pronounce it, I invented it. Don't tell me my pronunciation is wrong if it's the first time you ever heard the word, since I invented it.

The word wasn't there before. Nobody could've known how to pronounce it except me.

DJMcMayhem

@βετѧΛєҫαγ that's a fair point, but it is not a reason that hard g is correct

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

7:17 PM

@DJMcMayhem Nikola Tesla invented the GIF

mınxomaτ

Well, I give in. Wikipedia lists "JIF" as the first pronunciation.

DJMcMayhem

\o/

Business Cat

edits Wikipedia

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@mınxomaτ Because it's what the inventor says

mınxomaτ

I'm just going to call it Jeff from now on.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

7:18 PM

@BusinessCat edits history by stepping on a bug while time travelling

DJMcMayhem

@mınxomaτ I bet that's been the source of much flame war editing

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@mınxomaτ aha!

mınxomaτ

@DJMcMayhem Not really, the discussion page is pretty civilized.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

'Hey, everyone, you can totally trust that I didn't do a word count on MY edit!'

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flawr

7:19 PM

Abandon GIF and and use Flash instead

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βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Talk:GIF

== User:Motter == User:Motter (contribs) insists on adding links to to this article that lead to his website, at least according to his talk page, quoted below: like 5 months ago somebody put a link to my free gif making site on the wiki gif page. I didn't put it up there but it has been removed by some person that thinks they are the almighty ruler of wikipedia. I don't really care how cool you are with wiki lingo or how often you check an article that doesn't interest you in the least the better the "community". What I do care about however is offering a totally free service to the user...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

> It's just flat out wrong. It's JIF, EoF. Anyone using GIF is a luddite and a fool.

ColdGolf

Abandon Flash and use Silverlight instead.

mınxomaτ

@flawr Or kill flash with fire.

Business Cat

@mınxomaτ You don't have to, Flash will light the computer on fire for you

mınxomaτ

7:20 PM

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's hardly a flamewar. You clearly haven't seen Wikipedia flame wars yet :D

aditsu

theoatmeal.com/comics/gif

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@mınxomaτ ._.

link?

Doorknob

@ColdGolf Moderator flags send a notification to every moderator currently on chat. Please only use them for serious issues.

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βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@aditsu Meh, I'd fight someone who says dah-tuh

mınxomaτ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Here are some: dailydot.com/society/wikipedia-conflict-map-flame-wars

flawr

7:22 PM

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Leaky Nun

Halp I'm stuck at 37 bytes in Golfscript in Fractal X

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@ColdGolf abandon Sliverlight and and use animated SVGs. The future.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@βετѧΛєҫαγ what was it?

flawr

Pixels are for noobs anyway.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Doorknob what was flagged?

ColdGolf

7:22 PM

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Abandon SVGs and use ActiveX. The future, in the past.

Business Cat

Abandon graphics and use DOS

aditsu

@βετѧΛєҫαγ I'd just scoff at them :p

ColdGolf

Abandon DOS and use mechanical computers.

Abandon mechanical computers and use abacuses.

TimmyD

@BusinessCat PowerShell v2+, 55 bytes -- param($n)([char[]]$n+-join$n[$n.length..0])-join'+'|iex

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Abandon computers and use your fingers

Business Cat

7:23 PM

Punch cards are the future

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aditsu

@flawr lulz, video?

flawr

@aditsu Let me see

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Alan Turing is making the future!

ColdGolf

Called my lawyer, he heard me and hung off XD

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

I believe you actually called him

flawr

7:25 PM

@aditsu not quite the one on the image youtube.com/watch?v=jUfEsJJBUyM

ColdGolf

Guess he's just tired of the earlier case, where I sued a company for GPL violation and I made them regret it really hard.

Downgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ is it not possible for two things to coexist anymore .___.

aditsu

yeah I saw some motorbike results

ColdGolf

Ill just hit up Linus Torvalds let him know I ain't gonna do no more Linux. He won't know me, I don't care.

All I know is my name is there somewhere.

It rhymes!!

flawr

Next round: Nutella vs Peanut Butter

Round After: iOS vs Android

aditsu

7:27 PM

now I wanna play moto again :/

Downgoat

@ColdGolf TIL name and somewhere rhyme :P

ColdGolf

@Downgoat Care and somewhere do.

Downgoat

@flawr peanut butter is clear loser

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@flawr Nutella: Nut-ella or Newt-ella

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@ColdGolf our government violates gpl halp

Downgoat

7:28 PM

@ColdGolf oh ok

ColdGolf

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Source?

flawr

@βετѧΛєҫαγ I don't like Newt's in my Nutella

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^^

Downgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ noot-ella

flawr

noot noot

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:29 PM

@flawr both are wrong

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

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@ColdGolf i have an Android tablet with Linux patches

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Speculoos?

ColdGolf

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei And?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr it's like gingerbread

Downgoat

7:30 PM

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ does this taste like the cookies

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Where can you get that?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

which kind of cookie

aditsu

@βετѧΛєҫαγ ok, what is that thing?

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Nootella

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

it's mego

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

7:30 PM

@flawr Trader Joes

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr your local store most likely

@βετѧΛєҫαγ are you in CA?

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Most likely not...

Downgoat

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr they need help

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Nope. It says it on the jar

flawr

7:31 PM

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@ColdGolf doesn't gpl say they should publish

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat haven't tried those, but probably

ColdGolf

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Ask OpenSource.SE

Leaky Nun

Halp: smallest code to wrap in Golfscript ("abc" -> ["abc"])

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

it tastes like liquid/buttery gingerbread

flawr

7:31 PM

@flawr Sweet chestnut jam

aditsu

ah, apparently something called "Pingu" that supposedly makes some kind of "noot" sound ¯\_(o_º)_/¯

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Has anyone found grape jam in the UK?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@aditsu yes

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

I want PB+J

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :O they are like best thing to get from Trader Joe's after salsa

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:32 PM

:O brb going to store

@Downgoat TJ is like 2 min away from us

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ and tux

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

true

flawr

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ gg. my local Trader Joe's takes a trip to Oakland ;_;

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

my uncle finally found baking soda in lithuania. how do they survive

Business Cat

7:33 PM

@flawr That's honestly disgusting

Downgoat

^

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I just recently found baking soda.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

sorry it was soda, yes

aditsu

looks yummy but probably too oily to handle

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr how long did it take to find soda soda?

flawr

7:34 PM

Better?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

no

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what is soda soda?

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

I really want pizza now

aditsu

@flawr missing the sausage

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mınxomaτ

@flawr Pizza is love. Pizza is life.

ColdGolf

7:34 PM

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Peanut butter has more protein, fat, and vitamins than Nutella.

Nutella has more calories, carbohydrates (primarily sugars), and less fat. PERIOD.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

don't eat either

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@aditsu Out of context stars

flawr

@aditsu also missing pineapple

mınxomaτ

ew

aditsu

@flawr blasphemy! guards, take him!

TimmyD

7:35 PM

@ColdGolf Also, Nutella has dairy, so if someone has a dairy allergy (like my wife), they can't have it.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

pineapple pizza is best!

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TimmyD

@aditsu Hawaiian pizza or gtfo.

ColdGolf

@TimmyD If you're going for the calories, then go with Nutella. Nuff' said.

flawr

@TimmyD Congrats, you can keep all the jars for yourself!

Business Cat

There's two kinds of people in this world: those who don't put pineapple on pizza, and heathens

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:36 PM

@βετѧΛєҫαγ get out

@TimmyD see above

@flawr see above the above

aditsu

pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity

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βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ YOU get out

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@aditsu thank you

@βετѧΛєҫαγ he's not in

he left ppcg iirc

DJMcMayhem

@aditsu how could you say such things?

ColdGolf

Next round: iOS vs Android

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:37 PM

49 secs ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@βετѧΛєҫαγ get out

flawr

@ColdGolf you're too late.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

That's easy, Android

Business Cat

Pineapple on pizza: the greatest internet debate since the pronunciation of GIF

ColdGolf

@βετѧΛєҫαγ Other side has to talk too.

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You do reddit, right?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

7:38 PM

yes

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ reddit.com/r/hmmm

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

i'm browsing shitredditsays rn

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Reddit vs The Internet

TimmyD

Strawpoll: Pineapple on pizza?

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

NO

ColdGolf

7:38 PM

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Pls no SRS.

DJMcMayhem

@TimmyD aw, I was literally just about to post that...

TimmyD

@DJMcMayhem FPITW

flawr

starring actively today=)

Business Cat

50/50

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

I predict most of us are going to run out of stars soon

DJMcMayhem

7:40 PM

:31839538 well that escalated quickly

wat

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

^

wut

DJMcMayhem

@ColdGolf why do you end up removing almost half of all your chat posts?

aditsu

> gorilla warfare

DJMcMayhem

That escalated even quicker than the last one

Business Cat

Probably because they are flagged and deleted

mınxomaτ

7:45 PM

@aditsu Yeah. The training for that is just bananas.

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Mast

Clean-up successful. Carry on.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@BusinessCat I'd flag but I don't want to bother everyone on the SE Network for such dumb posts

DJMcMayhem

@Mast TY

ColdGolf

@DJMcMayhem knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

Wow.

ArtOfCode

@ColdGolf I appreciate that you're just quoting something there, but be careful with what you say in chat in case other people don't know that.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

7:46 PM

^

ColdGolf

@ArtOfCode Programmers are like that, I guess?

DJMcMayhem

@ColdGolf yes, I have seen that before

ColdGolf

@DJMcMayhem And you flagged me? Seriously?

ArtOfCode

@ColdGolf ...why is that relevant to what you say?

DJMcMayhem

Someone did

Mast

7:47 PM

Regardless of who or what you're quoting, I'd validate the flags again.

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ColdGolf

@DJMcMayhem Who?

You know it's a funny meme, don't you? Or not?

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@ColdGolf How are non mods supposed to know

ArtOfCode

Calm yourselves.

mınxomaτ

@ColdGolf Maybe you want to get off the PC and take break for a few minutes.

DJMcMayhem

@ColdGolf Flags are anonymous by design. Only a mod could say, and they won't say.

ArtOfCode

7:48 PM

Getting angry is just gonna lead to butthurt and suspensions.

flawr

@ColdGolf How funny it is, is debatable.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

sigh

ArtOfCode

@ColdGolf That's not the point. The point is, if it's got stuff in it that people are likely to find offensive, don't say it.

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Business Cat

There's a difference between freehand circles and a lengthy, vulgar speech about how you're going to kill someone.

ColdGolf

@ArtOfCode I'm curious how you internet connected folks don't know a very popular meme.

ArtOfCode

7:50 PM

@ColdGolf we do know it. That's still not the point.

DJMcMayhem

@ColdGolf I would encourage you to read through this page: ppcg.github.io/chatiquette

ArtOfCode

Also, people, I get that those messages may have annoyed you, but that's not a reason to flag every single one of one person's messages.

ColdGolf

@ArtOfCode When did I do that?

ArtOfCode

@ColdGolf you didn't, I was referring to everyone else

@ColdGolf The memes aren't the problem. The content is. That particular meme is a rather vulgar one.

Geobits

Hmm. I used to be able to open the chat and have some idea what's going on. That seems to be rarer and rarer lately.

ArtOfCode

7:53 PM

@ColdGolf Yes, I know it. What's that got to do with it?

Phrancis

I think this is bordering on trolling...

Business Cat

He didn't flag you, he's a mod

ColdGolf

I see.

I didn't know that.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@Geobits Join the club :D

TimmyD

15 mins ago, by TimmyD

Strawpoll: Pineapple on pizza?

ArtOfCode

7:54 PM

:31839812 Oh for goodness' sake. You're really not understanding me, are you? If someone's gonna find it offensive, don't say it. At all. Not even as a joke, or a quote. Just don't.

> Just don't.

Geobits

@TimmyD Why isn't there a "eh, it's okay, but I don't order it that way" option?

Mast

@Geobits I think that's 'Yes'.

flawr

@Geobits Cause extremism is popular these days.

TimmyD

@Geobits Because I only deal in black-or-white situations. Grey doesn't exist. And neither does gray.

Business Cat

Because it's a polarizing flame war is why

Geobits

7:55 PM

@Mast I don't want people to think I'm for it. I just like pizza enough that I'll deal with it if it happens :P

ArtOfCode

:31839834 you still want to know what, exactly?

ColdGolf

@TimmyD Gray forever.

Grey sucks.

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Please...let's just go back to gif :(

ColdGolf

We finished that a while ago.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Right, I'm going for half an hour

Let's hope everything cools down by then

Mast

7:57 PM

Let's talk about fun things instead of not-fun things.

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ArtOfCode

I agree with this statement

Mast

@ColdGolf 42

Geobits

@Mast That's not a fun thing though.

TimmyD

Pizza is always fun.

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@ColdGolf baby don't h... Wait that was different

Geobits

7:57 PM

Look at that sauce. Is that Papa John's? For the love of god...

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:31839887 y u edit ;_;

Phrancis

Pineapple on pizza is a bit like tomato on cake... just doesn't seem to work out very well

flawr

I suggest everyone takes a cup of his favourite hot drink and relaxes.

Business Cat

I prefer cold drinks

Martin Ender

enderland

7:58 PM

@flawr you drink chicks? :o

ColdGolf

@TimmyD Sorry bro, ~56% don't like pineapples on pizza.

flawr

@enderland I eat chicks.

DJMcMayhem

Wow, all the mods are in here now.

ColdGolf

The 3 Musketeers bar was originally split into three pieces with three different flavors: vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. When the other flavors became harder to come by during World War II, Mars decided to go all chocolate.

flawr

@MartinEnder I first read it column by column.

Martin Ender

7:59 PM

that works too

TimmyD

I think hot drinks are gross. I also don't like soup.

flawr

@TimmyD Do you live in a hot climate?

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