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7:01 PM
Bash 15 bytes - echo PowerShell
 
Less is more, so Bash > PS
 
If only you could close vote and/or downvote CMCs...
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Where is PowerShell on Linux?
 
@ColdGolf Powershell is a Windows only thing...
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ You said "bash 15 bytes"
 
7:03 PM
Negative
 
@TimmyD ?
I know Bash on Windows is a thing, but not Windows on Bash.
 
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A: Installation and testing instructions for specific programming languages

TimmyDPowerShell PowerShell is open-sourced and available on Linux in addition to the usual Windows flavors. GitHub link Learning PowerShell Package install instructions for Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, CentOS 7, and OS X 10.11 (as of 2016-08-18). Marked this as Community Wiki as I don't have a...

 
@ColdGolf What are you talking about? What was the challenge?
 
Microsoft open-sourced it late last week
 
@TimmyD I heard about this. Did they make Linux binaries yet?
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Write a PowerShell interpreter in batch or bash.
 
@ColdGolf Oh wow.
7 mins ago, by ColdGolf
@TimmyD CMC: Write PowerShell in batch or bash.
 
Yeah ... BATCH doesn't even have floating-point numbers, let alone an easy way to interface with .NET, so I'm not going to even contemplate a PowerShell interpreter
 
CMC: Given a number, output the sum of its digits plus itself reversed
 
7:09 PM
I wonder how the PowerShell coding guide looks like
> PowerShellAssemblyLoadContextInitializer.InitializeAndCallEntryMethod()
 
Attention: I'd like to reopen the debate with this: buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-you-pronouncing-these-words-correctly
 
Savage
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Inventor of GIF calls it "jif". Period.
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Only things i got wrong were imgur and png. the gif question was flawed
 
@ColdGolf That is a fact, but a completely unrelated one.
 
7:12 PM
Little known fact: "Buzzfeed" originates from Italian and is properly pronounced like "Butts feed".
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Seems about right
 
@mınxomaτ I trust the inventor of the thing to pronounce it right, since he invented it.
 
Wow, Redis really is a security clusterfuck.
 
@ColdGolf Inventors can be wrong
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ He invented the word itself, too.
 
7:14 PM
@ColdGolf They didn't invent the concept of an acronym.
I can invent "The Best Software Ever", but pronouncing "TBSE" like "Butter" would still be wrong.
 
Except that "jif" still makes sense with the spelling
 
@mınxomaτ He invented the acronym "GIF", and I trust his own pronunciation more than anybody's else's.
 
@ColdGolf Nikola Tesla pronounced Tesla Coil as Toobler Creeli
Inventors are often wrong
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ If I invent the word "poereoror", then I know how to pronounce it, I invented it. Don't tell me my pronunciation is wrong if it's the first time you ever heard the word, since I invented it.

The word wasn't there before. Nobody could've known how to pronounce it except me.
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ that's a fair point, but it is not a reason that hard g is correct
 
7:17 PM
@DJMcMayhem Nikola Tesla invented the GIF
 
Well, I give in. Wikipedia lists "JIF" as the first pronunciation.
 
\o/
 
edits Wikipedia
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@mınxomaτ Because it's what the inventor says
 
I'm just going to call it Jeff from now on.
 
7:18 PM
@BusinessCat edits history by stepping on a bug while time travelling
 
@mınxomaτ I bet that's been the source of much flame war editing
 
@mınxomaτ aha!
 
@DJMcMayhem Not really, the discussion page is pretty civilized.
 
7:19 PM
Abandon GIF and and use Flash instead
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== User:Motter == User:Motter (contribs) insists on adding links to to this article that lead to his website, at least according to his talk page, quoted below: like 5 months ago somebody put a link to my free gif making site on the wiki gif page. I didn't put it up there but it has been removed by some person that thinks they are the almighty ruler of wikipedia. I don't really care how cool you are with wiki lingo or how often you check an article that doesn't interest you in the least the better the "community". What I do care about however is offering a totally free service to the user...
 
> It's just flat out wrong. It's JIF, EoF. Anyone using GIF is a luddite and a fool.
 
Abandon Flash and use Silverlight instead.
 
@flawr Or kill flash with fire.
 
@mınxomaτ You don't have to, Flash will light the computer on fire for you
 
7:20 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's hardly a flamewar. You clearly haven't seen Wikipedia flame wars yet :D
 
@mınxomaτ ._.
link?
 
@ColdGolf Moderator flags send a notification to every moderator currently on chat. Please only use them for serious issues.
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@aditsu Meh, I'd fight someone who says dah-tuh
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Here are some: dailydot.com/society/wikipedia-conflict-map-flame-wars
 
7:22 PM
user image
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Halp I'm stuck at 37 bytes in Golfscript in Fractal X
 
@ColdGolf abandon Sliverlight and and use animated SVGs. The future.
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ what was it?
 
Pixels are for noobs anyway.
 
@Doorknob what was flagged?
 
7:22 PM
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Abandon SVGs and use ActiveX. The future, in the past.
 
Abandon graphics and use DOS
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ I'd just scoff at them :p
 
Abandon DOS and use mechanical computers.
Abandon mechanical computers and use abacuses.
 
@BusinessCat PowerShell v2+, 55 bytes -- param($n)([char[]]$n+-join$n[$n.length..0])-join'+'|iex
 
Abandon computers and use your fingers
 
7:23 PM
Punch cards are the future
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@flawr lulz, video?
 
@aditsu Let me see
 
Alan Turing is making the future!
 
Called my lawyer, he heard me and hung off XD
 
I believe you actually called him
 
7:25 PM
@aditsu not quite the one on the image youtube.com/watch?v=jUfEsJJBUyM
 
Guess he's just tired of the earlier case, where I sued a company for GPL violation and I made them regret it really hard.
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ is it not possible for two things to coexist anymore .___.
 
yeah I saw some motorbike results
 
Ill just hit up Linus Torvalds let him know I ain't gonna do no more Linux. He won't know me, I don't care.
All I know is my name is there somewhere.
It rhymes!!
 
Next round: Nutella vs Peanut Butter
Round After: iOS vs Android
 
7:27 PM
now I wanna play moto again :/
 
@ColdGolf TIL name and somewhere rhyme :P
 
@Downgoat Care and somewhere do.
 
@flawr peanut butter is clear loser
 
@flawr Nutella: Nut-ella or Newt-ella
 
@ColdGolf our government violates gpl halp
 
7:28 PM
@ColdGolf oh ok
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Source?
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ I don't like Newt's in my Nutella
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ noot-ella
 
noot noot
 
7:29 PM
@flawr both are wrong
 
@ColdGolf i have an Android tablet with Linux patches
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Speculoos?
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei And?
 
@flawr it's like gingerbread
 
7:30 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ does this taste like the cookies
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Where can you get that?
 
which kind of cookie
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ ok, what is that thing?
 
7:30 PM
@flawr Trader Joes
 
@flawr your local store most likely
@βετѧΛєҫαγ are you in CA?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Most likely not...
 
@flawr they need help
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Nope. It says it on the jar
 
7:31 PM
 
@ColdGolf doesn't gpl say they should publish
 
@Downgoat haven't tried those, but probably
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Ask OpenSource.SE
 
Halp: smallest code to wrap in Golfscript ("abc" -> ["abc"])
 
it tastes like liquid/buttery gingerbread
 
7:31 PM
@flawr Sweet chestnut jam
 
ah, apparently something called "Pingu" that supposedly makes some kind of "noot" sound ¯\_(o_º)_/¯
 
Has anyone found grape jam in the UK?
 
I want PB+J
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :O they are like best thing to get from Trader Joe's after salsa
 
7:32 PM
:O brb going to store
@Downgoat TJ is like 2 min away from us
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ and tux
 
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ gg. my local Trader Joe's takes a trip to Oakland ;_;
 
my uncle finally found baking soda in lithuania. how do they survive
 
7:33 PM
@flawr That's honestly disgusting
 
^
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I just recently found baking soda.
 
sorry it was soda, yes
 
looks yummy but probably too oily to handle
 
@flawr how long did it take to find soda soda?
 
7:34 PM
Better?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what is soda soda?
 
I really want pizza now
 
@flawr missing the sausage
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@flawr Pizza is love. Pizza is life.
 
7:34 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Peanut butter has more protein, fat, and vitamins than Nutella.

Nutella has more calories, carbohydrates (primarily sugars), and less fat. PERIOD.
 
don't eat either
 
@aditsu Out of context stars
 
@aditsu also missing pineapple
 
@flawr blasphemy! guards, take him!
 
7:35 PM
@ColdGolf Also, Nutella has dairy, so if someone has a dairy allergy (like my wife), they can't have it.
 
pineapple pizza is best!
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@aditsu Hawaiian pizza or gtfo.
 
@TimmyD If you're going for the calories, then go with Nutella. Nuff' said.
 
@TimmyD Congrats, you can keep all the jars for yourself!
 
There's two kinds of people in this world: those who don't put pineapple on pizza, and heathens
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7:36 PM
@βετѧΛєҫαγ get out
@TimmyD see above
@flawr see above the above
 
pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity
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@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ YOU get out
 
@aditsu thank you
@βετѧΛєҫαγ he's not in
he left ppcg iirc
 
@aditsu how could you say such things?
 
Next round: iOS vs Android
 
7:37 PM
49 secs ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@βετѧΛєҫαγ get out
 
@ColdGolf you're too late.
 
That's easy, Android
Next
 
Pineapple on pizza: the greatest internet debate since the pronunciation of GIF
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Other side has to talk too.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You do reddit, right?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ reddit.com/r/hmmm
 
i'm browsing shitredditsays rn
 
Reddit vs The Internet
 
7:38 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Pls no SRS.
 
@TimmyD aw, I was literally just about to post that...
 
@DJMcMayhem FPITW
 
starring actively today=)
 
50/50
 
I predict most of us are going to run out of stars soon
 
7:40 PM
:31839538 well that escalated quickly
wat
 
@ColdGolf why do you end up removing almost half of all your chat posts?
 
> gorilla warfare
 
That escalated even quicker than the last one
 
Probably because they are flagged and deleted
 
7:45 PM
@aditsu Yeah. The training for that is just bananas.
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Clean-up successful. Carry on.
 
@BusinessCat I'd flag but I don't want to bother everyone on the SE Network for such dumb posts
 
@Mast TY
 
@ColdGolf I appreciate that you're just quoting something there, but be careful with what you say in chat in case other people don't know that.
 
7:46 PM
^
 
@ArtOfCode Programmers are like that, I guess?
 
@ColdGolf yes, I have seen that before
 
@DJMcMayhem And you flagged me? Seriously?
 
@ColdGolf ...why is that relevant to what you say?
 
Someone did
 
7:47 PM
Regardless of who or what you're quoting, I'd validate the flags again.
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@DJMcMayhem Who?
You know it's a funny meme, don't you? Or not?
 
@ColdGolf How are non mods supposed to know
 
Calm yourselves.
 
@ColdGolf Maybe you want to get off the PC and take break for a few minutes.
 
@ColdGolf Flags are anonymous by design. Only a mod could say, and they won't say.
 
7:48 PM
Getting angry is just gonna lead to butthurt and suspensions.
 
@ColdGolf How funny it is, is debatable.
 
@ColdGolf That's not the point. The point is, if it's got stuff in it that people are likely to find offensive, don't say it.
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There's a difference between freehand circles and a lengthy, vulgar speech about how you're going to kill someone.
 
@ArtOfCode I'm curious how you internet connected folks don't know a very popular meme.
 
7:50 PM
@ColdGolf we do know it. That's still not the point.
 
@ColdGolf I would encourage you to read through this page: ppcg.github.io/chatiquette
 
Also, people, I get that those messages may have annoyed you, but that's not a reason to flag every single one of one person's messages.
 
@ArtOfCode When did I do that?
 
@ColdGolf you didn't, I was referring to everyone else
@ColdGolf The memes aren't the problem. The content is. That particular meme is a rather vulgar one.
 
Hmm. I used to be able to open the chat and have some idea what's going on. That seems to be rarer and rarer lately.
 
7:53 PM
@ColdGolf Yes, I know it. What's that got to do with it?
 
I think this is bordering on trolling...
 
He didn't flag you, he's a mod
 
I see.
I didn't know that.
 
@Geobits Join the club :D
 
7:54 PM
:31839812 Oh for goodness' sake. You're really not understanding me, are you? If someone's gonna find it offensive, don't say it. At all. Not even as a joke, or a quote. Just don't.
> Just don't.
 
@TimmyD Why isn't there a "eh, it's okay, but I don't order it that way" option?
 
@Geobits I think that's 'Yes'.
 
@Geobits Cause extremism is popular these days.
 
@Geobits Because I only deal in black-or-white situations. Grey doesn't exist. And neither does gray.
 
Because it's a polarizing flame war is why
 
7:55 PM
@Mast I don't want people to think I'm for it. I just like pizza enough that I'll deal with it if it happens :P
 
:31839834 you still want to know what, exactly?
 
@TimmyD Gray forever.
Grey sucks.
 
Please...let's just go back to gif :(
 
We finished that a while ago.
 
Right, I'm going for half an hour
Let's hope everything cools down by then
 
7:57 PM
Let's talk about fun things instead of not-fun things.
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I agree with this statement
 
@ColdGolf 42
 
@Mast That's not a fun thing though.
 
Pizza is always fun.
 
@ColdGolf baby don't h... Wait that was different
 
7:57 PM
Look at that sauce. Is that Papa John's? For the love of god...
 
:31839887 y u edit ;_;
 
Pineapple on pizza is a bit like tomato on cake... just doesn't seem to work out very well
 
I suggest everyone takes a cup of his favourite hot drink and relaxes.
 
I prefer cold drinks
 
7:58 PM
@flawr you drink chicks? :o
 
@TimmyD Sorry bro, ~56% don't like pineapples on pizza.
 
@enderland I eat chicks.
 
Wow, all the mods are in here now.
 
The 3 Musketeers bar was originally split into three pieces with three different flavors: vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. When the other flavors became harder to come by during World War II, Mars decided to go all chocolate.
 
@MartinEnder I first read it column by column.
 
7:59 PM
that works too
 
I think hot drinks are gross. I also don't like soup.
 
@TimmyD Do you live in a hot climate?
 

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