The Nineteenth Byte

@quartata Your jimmies will be VERY rustled when I develop PY-ACIDIC. :P (I plan to follow the Python convention regarding " and ' for strings, and maybe I'll use ` for numbers when necessary.)

anOKsquirrel

10:05 PM

I hate C.

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata it helps avoid annoying cumbersome escaping

anOKsquirrel

I like cjam tho

quartata

@El'endiaStarman ಠ_____ಠ

Rainbolt

@quartata You probably hate SQL

Thatha

@El'endiaStarman Behold your endless punishment

ಠ_____________________ಠ

ಠ_____ಠ

Rainbolt

10:06 PM

PRINT "HELLO"
Msg 128, Level 15, State 1, Line 1 The name "hello" is not permitted in this context.

El'endia Starman

@quartata ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thatha

No just kidding.

But don't do that

Don't be Python

anOKsquirrel

pyth*

Thatha

@anOKsquirrel Don't be Pyth either

anOKsquirrel

@Thatha thank you

quartata

10:06 PM

@Rainbolt I will admit SQL rustles my jimmies but I have to use it so I deal with it

Python on the other hand I do not have to use

Perl does it too but I love Perl too much to stay mad at it <3

Calvin's Hobbies

@Thatha So are you @quartata then?

quartata

Then again ' doesn't do variable interpolation so there is kind of a difference

Calvin's Hobbies

Else how did you know

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies He's my chatbot

El'endia Starman

Acting unusually human-like.

Calvin's Hobbies

10:08 PM

Oh right, it's @ಠ_ಠ whose the mystery

quartata

But sometimes he comes into the Nineteenth Byte to troll little Python nerds like you lmao

@El'endiaStarman I know, right? Amazing what neural networks can do.

El'endia Starman

@quartata Especially ones that are as sophisticated as the human brain.

quartata

@El'endiaStarman Well what can I say I wrote it in CJam

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies It's really not that much of a mystery.

quartata

And everything written in that is golden

Dennis

10:10 PM

-1

A: Underlined post links

I am going through the years and have been working in the world of my favorite things that you can also use it for the delay on the other day and age group is for you to know if you want to be able the same thing as well as the first time in my life 1[ List item enter link description here]...

Calvin's Hobbies

@AlexA. You're a mod, you already know. Hindsight is always 20/20

quartata

Nov 14 at 18:05, by quartata

> @ಠ_ಠ is my sock! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Oct 1 at 20:39, by Alex A.

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies I could tell before I looked it up simply by observing how the person speaks and uses chat features

quartata

@Dennis what

anOKsquirrel

so anyways, gonna actually do real life things... see you in about 30 seconds :p

quartata

10:12 PM

@AlexA. What, ಠ_ಠ?

Alex A.

@quartata Yes

@anOKsquirrel Good luck

anOKsquirrel

i'm back

quartata

I actually legitimately thought ಠ_ಠ wasn't a sock but was one of your RL friends

Alex A.

Seriously?

quartata

OH SHIT

ಠ_ಠ

10:13 PM

Hi guys.

Alex A.

@ಠ_ಠ Hello, old friend.

ಠ_ಠ

Do I hear voices?

Rainbolt

quartata left the room

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anOKsquirrel

@ಠ_ಠ hai

ಠ_ಠ

@AlexA. Hello=)

Dennis

10:13 PM

@ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

@anOKsquirrel I hope you are still ok!

@ಠ_ಠ as always!

@Dennis Dennis

@AlexA. Alex A.

Hi

10:14 PM

hi

ಠ_ಠ

@anOKsquirrel anOKsquirrel

Hihi

anOKsquirrel

@ಠ_ಠ dundundun

ಠ_ಠ

@anOKsquirrel badum-tss

anOKsquirrel

wait, what about real life?

gtgg

see you guys later

(read as: 5 minutes)

Alex A.

In 30 seconds?

Oh, okay

anOKsquirrel

10:15 PM

back

ಠ_ಠ

Welcome back!

Alex A.

Good, I don't know how we'd get by without you for more than several seconds at a time.

El'endia Starman

Your sense of time is way off.

quartata

...is it gone?

Alex A.

No

El'endia Starman

10:16 PM

How fast are you going?

anOKsquirrel

what

quartata

AHH

Dennis

gtgg == got to go-go?

Alex A.

Wake me up before you gtgg

anOKsquirrel

man i keep leaving but coming back

Alex A.

10:16 PM

I think you actually keep not leaving

ಠ_ಠ

Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

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El'endia Starman

Like a boomerang!

anOKsquirrel

seriously bye

back

ಠ_ಠ

@AlexA. <3 that song <3

anOKsquirrel

goodbyte, everyone

Alex A.

10:18 PM

I can kick you from chat if that would make leaving easier for you. :P

anOKsquirrel

yes, but no

SERIOUSLY BYE

TanMath

strawpoll.me/6048915

Alex A.

waits for him to say he's back

quartata

stealth mode activated

TanMath

@anOKsquirrel Mego's language bye?

anOKsquirrel

10:19 PM

back

quartata

the wild Thatha's vision is entirely movement based

Alex A.

@TanMath IMO "Pynt" is too similar to "Pyth."

quartata

just... need... to not move

Alex A.

@quartata Wake up before you thatha

quartata

you'll blow my cover stahp

anOKsquirrel

10:20 PM

cya tanmath

and everyone else

quartata

is it safe yet

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata Can bacon be in loaf form?

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes it can.

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah, it's called ham

TanMath

@anOKsquirrel bye!

quartata

10:21 PM

Haven't you ever seen the fast food meatloaf

TanMath

So shortPy is better name?

quartata

That definitely qualifies as bacon loaf

<3 bacon <3

OH NO

</3 bacon </3

10:22 PM

@ಠ_ಠ Can socks be in loaf form?

quartata

Look... I didn't mean to say you weren't a sock... I'm sorry...

please

Alex A.

EVEN NOW...THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU

@AlexA. D:

:D:

@Calvin'sHobbies Two Face's son?

Alex A.

10:24 PM

Calvin's Hobbies

@AlexA. manaloaf

quartata

@AlexA. D: pls no I'm real stringy I won't taste good

ಠ_ಠ

@Calvin'sHobbies If you put a loaf in a sock.

TanMath

strawpoll.me/6048915

El'endia Starman

This was good.

Danny Rayel - Our Time Has Come (Epic Powerful Choral Dramatic Action)

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Calvin's Hobbies

10:27 PM

@ಠ_ಠ Are you baked? Does that explain you're huge eyes?

@TanMath I dislike both

TanMath

@Calvin'sHobbies then wat do you suggest?

ಠ_ಠ

@Calvin'sHobbies Stoned.

Calvin's Hobbies

@TanMath Pirates yearly torch homes of Norwegians

TanMath

@Calvin'sHobbies PythN?

Calvin's Hobbies

PythoN for short

TanMath

10:31 PM

@Calvin'sHobbies too similar to Python

El'endia Starman

@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ

TanMath

Hey @Doorknob

ಠ_ಠ

@El'endiaStarman Talking about me?

@Dಠಠrknಠb

Alex A.

> Does that explain you are huge eyes

TanMath

I guess it is finalized that the name is ShortPy

flawr

10:37 PM

Why not TanMathPy? You seem to like things named after yourself.

Alex A.

You could name it Shyt.

TanMath

@flawr who said I like to have things named after myself?

TanMath numbers? :)

@AlexA. Seriously?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ why not?

10:39 PM

@AlexA. .

TanMath

@AlexA. too obscene

:25548587 huh?

Alex A.

It's not that obscene. ShytFyck would be at least 10% more obscene.

quartata

Wait no

TanMath

@AlexA. true.. But still...

quartata

How about "On"? Like Python without the Pyth.

eh

Hm

TanMath

10:41 PM

@quartata no..

Alex A.

How about TanMath's Extremely Terse Shorthand for Python Intended for Golfing and Other Short Code Purposes?

quartata

Pyc?

@AlexA. TMETSPIGOSCP

Alex A.

The abbreviation almost contains "Spigot."

Martin Büttner

@Stefnotch I have a neat test case for you interpreter :)

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A: Separate a list into even-indexed and odd-indexed parts

Labyrinth, 28 bytes _ ?!?;""}\{@ @\? """#! ;"" This was mad fun! :) That is by far the most densely compressed Labyrinth program I've written so far. The only fly in the ointment is that large bunch of no-ops ("). I had a version which got rid of that, but then the part after it blew up quit...

flawr

@AlexA. Always reminds me of this.

quartata

10:44 PM

@MartinBüttner This outgolfed Ruby.

TanMath

@AlexA. the name wouldn't be terse!

quartata

Amazing.

Martin Büttner

:)

Alex A.

@TanMath That's the joke. ;)

Martin Büttner

and the byte count contains 7 no-ops and 3 spaces :)

TanMath

10:45 PM

@AlexA. the irony!

Alex A.

@flawr Tai's formula where Tai is the author. Ahhhh yes.

El'endia Starman

Pretty sure no one will mind me posting my golfed reference implementation to "Black and White Rainbows". It's 3070 bytes.

Although I do get the -30% bonus...

Alex A.

Over 3k bytes after golfing?

El'endia Starman

yeah...

Alex A.

What are you using, FORTRAN 77?

TanMath

10:46 PM

No! Obviously Java!

quartata

100 rep away from 3k

flawr

@AlexA. Did you see what this tai's mathematical model actually does?

El'endia Starman

@AlexA. Blitz 2D/3D. :P

Doorknob

isn't that what Foo's written in?

quartata

Now I just need 200 more views on Truth Machine for a gold badge and then I'll be so happy

@Doorknob Foo is written in C.

Very comprehensible C actually. I was surprised.

Doorknob

10:47 PM

oh

Alex A.

@flawr Isn't it just a Riemann sum to compute the integral?

quartata

You'd think such a powerful language would be hard to understand.

Doorknob

ok I must be thinking of some other esolang

flawr

@AlexA. Trapezoid rule.

Alex A.

Oh

"Tai's formula" ಠ_ಠ

flawr

10:48 PM

I think I'm gonna refer to the trapezoid rule as 'tai's formula' in my next numerical analyis assignment.

You guys like pretty images, do you?

quartata

@flawr ooh pretty

How's it generating the pattern?

flawr

I finally found my dreamjob: Screensaver-director

Alex A.

@flawr No, I despise pretty images

El'endia Starman

@flawr I saw that! Very cool!

VoteToClose

There is, indeed, no I in VoteToClose.

flawr

10:50 PM

VoteToCIose

@quartata You'd have to read* the bw-rainbow challenge. (* look at images)

quartata

@flawr Ah, OK.

Alex A.

There's should be a cereal called Branfuck, part of a Turing complete breakfast.

quartata

Ohh.. I see.

So this is essentially tracing the white pixels in one of the sample images

flawr

And calculate the distance to the origin.

quartata

Ah.

flawr

10:53 PM

distance = brightness

quartata

So this is a visualization of your MATLAB answer I take it?

flawr

Exactly=)

VoteToClose

@flawr I came, I saw, I upvoted.

quartata

@El'endiaStarman ew multi-byte variable names

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ev3commander

hi

El'endia Starman

10:53 PM

@quartata oh hush

flawr

@VoteToClose Thanks=)

quartata

@El'endiaStarman no

El'endia Starman

Significant issue with Blitz: case doesn't matter in variable names.

quartata

fix it

> And it's not winning any time soon. :P

El'endia Starman

no

quartata

10:54 PM

What a defeatist attitude

Alex A.

@El'endiaStarman Same with SAS.

quartata

You can do it

Fix it

flawr

@quartata trash it, change, it mail upgrade it

Rainbolt

Five more minutes until I get free soda for working late

quartata

@Rainbolt What kind of soda?

Rainbolt

10:55 PM

Dr. Pepper (a.k.a. Texas Water)

quartata

@Rainbolt ew no quit your job find a company with better soda

Alex A.

haha

quartata

@flawr what is this

flawr

Daft Punk - Technologic

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quartata

this is disturbing

El'endia Starman

10:56 PM

I prefer...

[Official Video] Daft Punk - Pentatonix

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SuperJedi224

goodbye for now

Rainbolt

I prefer Toddy's version:

Pentatodrix by Todrick Hall

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VoteToClose

That's only four.

flawr

[Official Video] Radioactive - Pentatonix & Lindsey Stirling (Imagine Dragons cover)

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Rainbolt

They don't show the black guy in the picture.

El'endia Starman

10:58 PM

@flawr I like their version so much more than the original.

flawr

Now the next one hast to post an Lindsey Stirling + .... video etc=)

Rainbolt

Well, except in Toddy's version there are four black guys in the picture

Why is whiteface okay but blackface isn't?

quartata

@El'endiaStarman I didn't know about this version at all

I love it <3

El'endia Starman

@flawr Lindsey Stirling + Peter Hollens: Game of Thrones theme, Skyrim theme, and Star Wars medley. :P

quartata

0

Q: Codegolf - Gravity simulator

Statement You are given a still of a series of balls falling in 2d in a grid. This grid is surrounded by immutable and unbreakable walls so all the action in contained within them. Your task is to determine what will the state of the scenario be after gravity does all it's work. Elements inside...

@MartinBüttner If you don't solve this in Retina I'll be real disappointed.

New Main Posts

11:02 PM

0

Q: Codegolf - Gravity simulator

Statement You are given a still of a series of balls falling in 2d in a grid. This grid is surrounded by immutable and unbreakable walls so all the action in contained within them. Your task is to determine what will the state of the scenario be after gravity does all it's work. Elements inside...

code-golf code-challenge simulation

VoteToClose

@Rainbolt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm gonna not question it mainly to avoid being yelled at. XD

quartata

Is there any way to turn on main post feeds in other rooms?

flawr

Into the West - Peter Hollens (feat. Taylor Davis)

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El'endia Starman

Yayyy! :D

quartata

@El'endiaStarman Dammit you beat me to 3k

flawr

11:03 PM

Congrats=)

quartata

;_;

Doorknob

@El'endiaStarman Congrats! :D

El'endia Starman

@quartata ;)

flawr

I just passed 7000=)

VoteToClose

I'm almost at 2000, and I'm only 1 month in. c:

El'endia Starman

11:03 PM

@flawr Well, congrats to you too! :D

Doorknob

I just passed 27718 :P

flawr

@VoteToClose I also got about 2000+ in the last month.=)

quartata

By the way @Doorknob I have surpassed you in messages posted in chat.

Dennis

Four hours and counting without power... ಠ_ಠ

quartata

chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/240/the-nineteenth-byte

VoteToClose

11:04 PM

@flawr hi fives

Doorknob

@quartata onoes

quartata

@Doorknob I almost have 10k messages posted and I've been here 2 months.

flawr

@El'endiaStarman Did you see the answer?

@quartata Spammer.

quartata

167 messages a day. Seems legit.

El'endia Starman

@flawr Your Matlab one?

quartata

11:05 PM

If I keep at this rate, I'll have 60k messages in a year which is 50% more than the current leader Martin

\o/

El'endia Starman

All hail the chatterbox king!

quartata

Yasss

flawr

@El'endiaStarman

4 mins ago, by flawr

Into the West - Peter Hollens (feat. Taylor Davis)

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El'endia Starman

About 3 minutes in listening to it... ^_^

So good...

quartata

Not to brag, but that means almost 10% of the Nineteenth Byte's messages every day are mine.

I'm not sure that's a good thing.

Doorknob

11:09 PM

Cloudflare errors, anyone?

None of the sites on the network are loading for me.

El'endia Starman

They're fine for me. For now.

Doorknob

I keep getting 522s.

Alex A.

What are those?

quartata

@AlexA. things that mean you aren't using enough On Error Resume Next

Alex A.

Who uses Visual Basic?

El'endia Starman

11:11 PM

@flawr Most of Taylor Davis' videos are solos. Hrm. She does have a few collabs, but they're usually with people I don't follow as well.

Alex A.

No one, that's who

mınxomaτ

@quartata Or throw { up(); }

Alex A.

// lol

flawr

@El'endiaStarman It well I have been subbed to all those we have posted beffore too=)

Rainbolt

@VoteToClose Haha I realized after it was too late to delete that it was sensitive subject apparently. Thanks Google.

Stupid phone call during my grace edit period

Alex A.

11:13 PM

/* Dog exception */
throw {
    theBall();  // do it, human! do it!
}

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Doorknob

"did you mix tabs and spaces, you monster???" "best of both worlds!"

Tweeted by StackOverheards on November 19, 2015 at 12:29 PM

Alex A.

2

Doorknob

@AlexA. my dog every time I play with him

El'endia Starman

OOH. @flawr, this one! (I know it's with PH, but still...)

World of Warcraft Medley (Violin and Vocals) - Taylor Davis & Peter Hollens

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Alex A.

@Doorknob Every dog ever :D

flawr

11:14 PM

@El'endiaStarman Back to mr hollens=) Let me find an answer tomorrow=)

I need to go to bed now=)

El'endia Starman

I actually like the one that Peter Hollens did with his wife more. (Well, I mean, without Taylor Davis. Link.)

flawr

BB everyone

mınxomaτ

@AlexA. Sounds like cat logic. "Pet me, but don't touch me".

TheDoctor

Alex A.

hah

VoteToClose

11:19 PM

Has anyone else noticed the Victorian innuendo in Much Ado about Nothing?

I pointed it out to my English teacher. shivers He made me go so deeply into it. x.x

mınxomaτ

> He made me go so deeply into it. x.x

lewd

Alex A.

Innuendo and out the other, amirite?

SuperJedi224

Hello

@VoteToClose Shakespeare did that a lot.

Alex A.

What, Shakespeare made VTC go deeply into it a lot?

SuperJedi224

@AlexA No, he used Victorian innuendo a lot.

That should have been obvious.

Alex A.

11:30 PM

It was.

quartata

@SuperJedi224 This is how Alex's sense of humor works. He takes obvious things and turns them into non-obvious jokes.

He's like Microsoft.

SuperJedi224

@quartata Yes, I've noticed that that's one aspect of Alex's sense of humor.

Alex A.

You know you love me.

Rainbolt

I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure fooooor.

El'endia Starman

Love is an open doooooorrr!

Wait, wrong song?

Alex A.

11:38 PM

I think Rainbolt is serenading me with Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

mınxomaτ

That really reminds me of this.

quartata

Posting a new challenge in the sandbox.

There's a funny backstory behind this challenge that I'll tell once I finish typing this

Alex A.

No, tell us before you finish typing

quartata

@AlexA. No be patient

Rainbolt

once I finish typing this

That was your once

It's too late now

quartata

11:52 PM

what

Alex A.

No going back

Rainbolt

You wasted it. Your funny backstory is "No be patient"

10/10 pretty lame story

2

Explain to me this. I have this reporting app. I feed it 5 MB of files containing statistics. Database is 22 GB large.

Alex A.

You're expecting the database not to be 22GB since you only put 5MB worth of stuff into it?

El'endia Starman

The dragon entereth.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:D

Is the sidevoter here?

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