The Nineteenth Byte

Aside from this adventure, I honestly can't remember the last time I heard someone had bricked their laptop. Phone or tablet, sure, but I thought the OS installation process had gotten pretty smooth in the last decade or so.

Something must have gone terribly wrong somehow.

Alex A.

Mine ended up okay, it just took a long time.

I doubt Phi's issue was user error.

Installation process halting with error code 2: Phi != Pi

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Geobits

I'm not saying it was, just saying that I thought more failsafes were in place now so that it just didn't happen as often.

Alex A.

1:27 AM

Right

Geobits

I guess I'm also saying the odds of it also happening to his parents' computer are slim. Go for it! :P

Alex A.

That's also what I meant

>.>

PhiNotPi

I was following the standard installation process... "click and drag for how much disk space you want to have" "what country are you in" "various progress bars" etc.... then the screen went completely black and the mouse pointer was flickering. Completely unresponsive to every button. My reaction: "oh no"

Geobits

Seems like an appropriate response.

Alex A.

Idk, sounds a little too nonchalant for me.

PhiNotPi

1:31 AM

Then I was like... I guess I have to press the power button. "Please remove installation medium and press enter" then darkness

Geobits

You did check the box that said "I have read the terms, etc", right? If you try to click through without reading them, it'll brick your laptop ;)

It's right there in the terms you didn't read.

Alex A.

Part of the fine print is that they get to sell all of your personal information to advertisers and brick your laptop should you refuse the terms.

PhiNotPi

The next thing that happened was me knocking on my suitemate's door and saying "I just bricked my laptop!" and his reaction was "the whole f*cking thing??!!" and I was like "the whole thing!!"

Geobits

Sounds right. Denial, then Anger. Bargaining comes next.

Alex A.

I read that as "soulmate" rather than "suitemate."

Geobits

1:37 AM

> We become lost in a maze of “If only…” or “What if…” statements. We want life returned to what is was; we want our loved one restored.

PhiNotPi

And then I started using my phone to google ways to fix my BIOS so that I could at least boot from live media or something. I started to think that I should give removing the CMOS battery a shot. So me and my suitemate spent some time removing the back panel of my laptop (he went out and bought a special screwdriver).

Geobits

Yep, that fits.

Also, was the special screwdriver sonic by any chance? I'm sure that would have done the trick.

Alex A.

Did it also happen to be a hedgehog?

PhiNotPi

We were watching an instructional video, and eventually the video got to the point of "remove the optical drive" and then we were like "this is probably a bad idea"

El'endia Starman

Sonic the Screwdriver

Geobits

1:42 AM

T_T

PhiNotPi

So, we reassembled the laptop and called it a night.

This all happened between the hours of 11pm and 2am.

Geobits

So the next stage (Depression) hit the next day, right?

> The loss of a loved one is a very depressing situation, and depression is a normal and appropriate response. To not experience depression after a loved one dies would be unusual.

PhiNotPi

Yeah, that was the day when I realized how screwed I was without a functioning computer.

Alex A.

Yeah, the SE mobile app is great and all, but it's just not the same.

PhiNotPi

That and doing my online math homework in the library.

Geobits

1:45 AM

Well, it sounds like you made it through into Acceptance now. I'm sorry for your loss, but at least you're doing okay.

> We will never like this reality or make it OK, but eventually we accept it. We learn to live with it. It is the new norm with which we must learn to live.

PhiNotPi

And then the whole thing coincided with a weekend during which my parents were planning to visit me anyways, so now I got an HP.

Alex A.

Rather than dual booting you could just replace the OS.

Geobits

With DOS 5.1.

PhiNotPi

or the original Mac OS

New Main Posts

2:39 AM

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Q: Levenshtein distance bias

Input: A name of a programming language. Output: The name of an arbitrary programming language with a Levenshtein distance (abbr. "LD") of it and the name of the programming language/derivative. EXAMPLE: (Suppose the program is coded in Python) Input: Jython Output: R Why? Because the LD bet...

Calvin's Hobbies

3:08 AM

Anyone want another challenge race?

Alex A.

No

We just want you to post a challenge

Doorknob

@Calvin'sHobbies sure :P

Alex A.

Nvm, he does ^

Calvin's Hobbies

Hmm, but you mods could delete my challenge anyway if you started losing...

Doorknob

We would never do such a thing... right @AlexA.? Right?

<_< >_>

Alex A.

3:11 AM

>.> yeah... <.<

Doorknob

see, very convincing

Calvin's Hobbies

@Doorknob But if you want, deal is we both write a challenge asap and the highest voted one wins.

Doorknob

Ah. That sounds fun, I thought you meant one of your informal chat-challenges though ^.^

Calvin's Hobbies

Plus (maybe) every 5 min between the original posts counts as another vote to the earlier poster.

Doorknob

I have to go to sleep soon, but that does sound like a fun thing to do some time

Alex A.

3:14 AM

Soon ≠ now though

Doorknob

Soon = in a few minutes

Alex A.

A few minutes is all you need to successfully craft a challenge though

Doorknob

Do I have to write a full spec in 5 minutes? D:

Alex A.

Yes >:D

I say, not being a part of this at all

Calvin's Hobbies

@Doorknob No, just if you post your say 15 min before me then you get 3 extra points

I guess (no one really competed besides me last time I tried this :P)

Doorknob

3:16 AM

also, no fair, Calvin can just pull a challenge idea out of his magical hat (I'm assuming that's how he somehow manages to come up with so many unique and amazing challenges)

Alex A.

It's a ten-gallon hat

Dennis

⍟⍵ -> ⍟

Alex A.

⍟.⍟

Oh I see what you're talking about

Nice, thanks for the 2 bytes, @Dennis. :)

Dennis

Don't mention it.

Alex A.

I already did though... It's in my post body, two revision notes, and now the chat transcript...

Dennis

3:31 AM

:P

Calvin's Hobbies

4:19 AM

@Doorknob The magical hat has produced another

New Main Posts

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Q: Complement a Minesweeper Board

Minesweeper is a popular computer game that you have probably wasted time playing where you try to reveal the cells that are mines in a rectangular grid based on hints of how many neighboring mines each non-mine cell has. And in case you haven't played it, do so here. A nifty mathematical fact a...

code-golf game arithmetic grid minesweeper

Calvin's Hobbies

5:17 AM

Are there any other mathy words that mean some sort of opposite besides inverse, converse, complement, and conjugate? (Reciprocal, reverse, and negative too I suppose.)

El'endia Starman

None come to mind off the top of my head.

What context?

Calvin's Hobbies

Just thinking randomly

Dennis

5:35 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies The prefixes a- and anti- can have that meaning in some mathematical terms.

Justin

@Dennis Ah yes. Belian groups are groups with an anticommutative pair of elements.

Dennis

Hahaha. I was thinking about symmetric, asymmetric and antisymmetric relations.

Reto Koradi

@Calvin'sHobbies How about "transposed"? Or "flipped", but that doesn't sound very mathy.

Justin

Contrapositive...

(a very specific kind of opposite, that is)

Anyway, 'night y'all. (I like how I can use accents I don't know when I'm on the internet)

Calvin's Hobbies

6:01 AM

@Dennis Gonna explain your Minesweeper answer? (I usually try not to upvote until then.)

Dennis

6:41 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies Done.

randomra

7:06 AM

the "Don't google “google”" question got to +25 overnight? :O

ಠ_ಠ

8:35 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies not

Geobits

2:12 PM

Six hours with nobody chatting? Wow, and it's not even a Monday.

Zach Gates

Ikr

Crazy

PhiNotPi

that's like 1/4th of an entire day

but there's still 14 people in the room

Zach Gates

/:

Geobits

Well, in the room isn't necessarily "in the room".

I'm pretty much always in here because I generally have a tab open at home, regardless of where I actually am.

PhiNotPi

There's one way to find out: ping everybody and see who answers.

Geobits

2:18 PM

I'm not sure even that's the best. I get pings on my phone even when I'm out.

Sp3000

Shh I'm lurking because I'm busy learning a new esolang: x86 assembly

Geobits

Lurking and busy? Good luck with that :D

PhiNotPi

I've been wanting to learn an esolang called Python.

Geobits

Eww, I hear they did something funky with whitespace in that one.

PhiNotPi

It's partially based off of Whitespace.

Zach Gates

2:21 PM

I'm writing my own programming language :D

Attempting to, rather

PhiNotPi

I was writing a language, but I got "permanently distracted."

Zach Gates

I'll be back in a bit. Going to gym

Zach Gates

2:44 PM

Nevermind, we aren't doing anything today

Should I go ahead and post this challenge?

PhiNotPi

It's not really related to the paradox, though.

Zach Gates

It's symbolistic of the rotations/translations required to assemble an identical ball.

Geobits

3:02 PM

Is it? Maybe I'm misreading it, but it looks more like a simple ROT-like cipher on the inner contents.

New Main Posts

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Q: Generate Monday Numbers

(Generating arbitrary number sequences seem to be a pretty popular pastime on this site, so here's another challenge to add to the collection.) Monday numbers, as defined by Gamow in this question over on Puzzling, are positive integers N with the following three properties: The decimal repres...

code-golf number

New Main Posts

3:55 PM

0

Q: PHP Regex: how to remove some of the words in the link

this is my first post. I already some days I tried but did not succeed. Case: I want remove some of the words in the link from this link "http://www.amazon.com/Mindfulness-Be-mindful-Live-moment/dp/0857084445/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1443534574&sr=1-1&keywords=Mindfulness+Be+Mindful+Live+...

regular-expression

Beta Decay

4:07 PM

Haha yay, I started something :D

minxomat

Has github a limit of how many tables it can render in a single markdown doc?

Alex A.

Not to my knowledge

What happened to your avatar, @minxomat?

minxomat

@AlexA. I've reset it.

Geobits

Looks the same to me, just zoomed in a lot.

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Alex A.

Looks like your avatar was full of duck cells. Just as I suspected.

minxomat

4:23 PM

Back to donald. He's just better.

Alex A.

Oh good.

New Main Posts

4:55 PM

0

Q: The kitten command

A kitten is much like a cat. Some of the main differences are cuteness, lack of intelligence, and size. Similarly, the cat command is different from the kitten command. Fortunately, there is only one difference in this case. In the kitten command, all uppercase letters are replaced with lowercase...

code-golf

Beta Decay

Noo, I liked the neuron

Alex A.

You appear to have 2 too many vowels in that, @Beta.

Geobits

Man, people in the UK will just throw an extra vowel onto anything, won't they? :P

Beta Decay

@AlexA. I was pretty sure that it was wrong

My biology teacher likes to add it in :P

Alex A.

@Geobits Not as bad as in France though!

Geobits

4:59 PM

I don't know France well enough to comment on that.

I'll just assume that since you're on the internet, it's true.

Beta Decay

@AlexA. Wait, two vowels?! Which half-brained people spell it nuron?

Geobits

There's an extra vowel in 'Noo' also...

Alex A.

^

@Geobits A wise decision.

Beta Decay

Ohh I see

You guys are too sharp for me

Alex A.

You appear to have 1 too many consonants in that, @Beta.

Geobits

5:01 PM

And not enough punctuation in any of it.

Beta Decay

weeeell look whos picking on the poor decaying particle :(

Alex A.

I don't even know where to start with that sentence.

Geobits

:D

Beta Decay

Damn, I forgot to add spelling mistakes. D:

Geobits

No you didn't.

Alex A.

5:04 PM

^

Beta Decay

What did I misspell?

Alex A.

"well" and "who's"

Geobits

I can see arguing for 'well', since it could just be an exaggerated dialectal spelling. 'whos' is just wrong, though :P

Beta Decay

Who's was a punctuation error...

Geobits

Missing (or misplaced) apostrophes are spelling mistakes. Ask any kid who's been marked down on a spelling quiz.

Beta Decay

5:08 PM

Touché

jrenk

imgur.com/xiqDy2z --> Code Talks Hamburg, Germany

Stackoverflow Shirt for free :D

Alex A.

Lookin' good

New Main Posts

5:36 PM

1

Q: The Banach–Tarski Paradox

The Banach–Tarski paradox states that, given a ball in 3‑dimensional space, you can decompose the ball into a finite number of point subsets. These disjoint sets of points can then be reassembled to produce two copies of the initial ball. You would then, theoretically, have two identical balls. ...

code-golf ascii-art set-theory

0

Q: C Program multiply big Numbers

http://codepad.org/Kc6HO25q The above code is to multiply two really, really large numbers. How can I modify it to multiply negative numbers or floating type numbers? Edits please give me in between comments.

number

0

Q: Difference should make no difference

Your company lately hired a new bunch of extremely dedicated sysadmins. They feel that just watching computer screens is quite limiting (I mean, 60Hz refresh rate is just NOT enough), so they hooked up the CPU data bus to an ADC and play that on a speaker through the server room so that they can ...

code-challenge

Beta Decay

6:03 PM

@FrenchPeople Does forté mean anything in French?

So for example: Les maths et les sciences sont mes forté

El'endia Starman

@BetaDecay "Strength", sort of. It's what you're good at.

Alex A.

translate: forté

(from French) Forte

El'endia Starman

LOL.

Zach Gates

It means a strongpoint

Alex A.

Yeah. Means forte.

Zach Gates

6:04 PM

@BetaDecay Essentially "Math and science are my strongpoints."

Beta Decay

@ZachGates That's perfect, thanks :D

El'endia Starman

It's worth noting that I know practically no French, but I saw a Foxtrot comic strip several years ago that had a pun on this, so my mom explained it to me and ever since I've remembered it. :P

Beta Decay

:D

Zach Gates

I'm only in French 2 :P

Beta Decay

What does that mean? :P

Zach Gates

6:08 PM

@BetaDecay French 2? The second course of French, taught in public school.

Beta Decay

Oh haha. I guess I could have guessed that

I'm on my second year of French GCSE

Alex A.

GCSE?

PhiNotPi

It's a UK thing

Rainbolt

@MartinBüttner You around?

Oh, @Phi are you from the UK?

Beta Decay

@AlexA. General Certificate of Secondary Education

PhiNotPi

6:10 PM

No, I'm just "culturally informed"

Alex A.

I'm neither culturally informed nor from the UK

Beta Decay

They're pretty important exams. You need them to get into 6th form where you do A levels.

And A levels are used to get into university

Rainbolt

Nvm. I saw a flag that got validated and I thought it was because it had the word "tit" but I think maybe it was flagged for being just generally not nice.

Alex A.

@BetaDecay Your education system is gibberish.

PhiNotPi

There's more stages to education in UK than America. IIRC, the GCSE is like the freshman and sophomore years of American high school

Alex A.

6:11 PM

I stand by what I said.

PhiNotPi

With A-levels being like the junior and senior years

Beta Decay

@AlexA. Better than the billions of different schools that Americans have to go through

Rainbolt

Now my Google search at work is littered with "tit alternate meaning", "tit for tat", "tit definition"

Alex A.

@Rainbolt Would you prefer your boss walk in on you Googling tits or looking at llamas?

Beta Decay

Tits

Alex A.

6:14 PM

Those are really cute.

Beta Decay

^^ That's a pair of Great Tits

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Zach Gates

Exquisite

Alex A.

@BetaDecay ಠ_ಠ

flawr

@BetaDecay Is it really forté? I thought it was forts?

El'endia Starman

Is no one going to mention Boobies? Blue Footed Boobies, I mean.

Alex A.

6:16 PM

translate fr: forte

(from Italian) forte

Zach Gates

"forte" is Italian

Alex A.

wtf

Zach Gates

Oh. Alex beat me to it.

Beta Decay

@flawr You tell me :D

PhiNotPi

There's two meanings to "forte"

Alex A.

6:16 PM

@ZachGates Actually, the mod translation tool beat you to it. I had no idea. :P

Optimizer

one is 40?

Alex A.

Fortee

Optimizer

its like when you shout out 40

Zach Gates

@AlexA. Darn

Optimizer

in rage

Alex A.

6:17 PM

Do you pronounce things differently when you shout?

flawr

@Optimizer A french trying to shout 40 in english?

Optimizer

better. an Italian

PhiNotPi

"it's not my forte" with "forte" meaning "thing I am good at" vs. "forte" in music meaning "loud"

Zach Gates

^

PhiNotPi

different etymologies too

the first came from French, the second is Italian

But the same Latin roots

Zach Gates

6:19 PM

Found one of @AlexA. relatives (via Wikipedia's Main Page). Distant cousin, perhaps?

PhiNotPi

awww... it's extinct. :(

Zach Gates

;-;

Optimizer

Its okay, @AlexA. has Great Tits now!

Alex A.

RIP Great Uncle Choiseul.

flawr

Zach Gates

6:20 PM

What a beautiful booby.

Alex A.

Oh that's the SO mod turned employee, bluefeet.

Optimizer

who the f is naming these birds :D

give that man a badge!

flawr

Alex A.

And you know it's a guy too.

Zach Gates

@Optimizer "Good Question" badge? "Suffrage" badge? Which badge? I'm dying to know!

Alex A.

6:21 PM

Taxonomist, obviously.

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Rainbolt

Ah, found the message using the back button. "6 year old me was less of a tit than you."

Hardly seems flaggable but I guess PPCG has lower standards.

Beta Decay

Alex A.

@Rainbolt You've since become a bird?

Rainbolt

You mean the guy who originally posted it?

Optimizer

In a struggle to become a better tit, he became a Great Tit

Alex A.

6:23 PM

All it took was some support.

Optimizer

XD

@AlexA. what kind of support are we talking about here ? ;)

Alex A.

Emotional support, obviously.

Beta Decay

A crane

PhiNotPi

(awkward moment when somebody else enters the room)

Rainbolt

Why mods not star the javascript thingy to get rid of oneboxes? :(

Alex A.

6:25 PM

wat

Long live oneboxes

Rainbolt

Aug 19 at 18:58, by Rainbolt

setInterval(function a(){$(".onebox").remove();},1000);

Beta Decay

wut wut wut wut

Zach Gates

Bringing it back ^^

Alex A.

@Rainbolt Who would star something like that?

@ZachGates Bring what back? >.>

Rainbolt

@AlexA. Someone who doesn't want a bunch of birds on his work monitor

Zach Gates

6:27 PM

@AlexA. That tag, of course.

Alex A.

What tag? Taxonomist?

Zach Gates

@AlexA. alex-doesnt-know-what-hes-doing

Alex A.

@Rainbolt I don't know anyone like that.

flawr

I am waiting for the first question with that tag.

PS: Have you ever heard about the Fried Egg Jellyfish?

Cotylorhiza tuberculata

Cotylorhiza tuberculata is a species of jellyfish, also known as the Mediterranean jelly or fried egg jellyfish. It is commonly found in the Mediterranean Sea, Aegean Sea and Adriatic Sea. It can reach 35 cm in diameter. It seems that this jellyfish's sting has very little or no effect on humans. This is an endangered species. == DescriptionEdit == C. tuberculata is usually less than 17 cm wide. The smooth, elevated dome is surrounded by a gutter-like ring. The marginal lappets are elongated and subrectangular. Each mouth-arm bifurcates near its base and branches several times. In addition to...

Optimizer

@Rainbolt so you would prefer llamas!!

Zach Gates

6:29 PM

@flawr Now that's my kind of jellyfish!

Rainbolt

Interesting. Wikipedia oneboxes have the css class "ob-wikipedia-text" instead of "onebox"

So I can get rid of images but keep the wikipedia articles

flawr

ExplainLikeIm5: What are oneboxes?

Alex A.

Looks like you won't be missing out on oneboxes after all >:D

Beta Decay

ELI5?

Zach Gates

^

PhiNotPi

6:31 PM

Explain Like I'm 5

Beta Decay

Looks like a postcode to me

Optimizer

ELI5?

Alex A.

@flawr When something appears in chat like a picture or a Wikipedia article and it expands into the full picture or whatever

flawr

Ok, thakns=)

Zach Gates

@PhiNotPi "Explain to me like I'm a toddler."

Beta Decay

6:31 PM

Is no one going to post the xkcd?

Post what?

we can post to xkcd?

xkcd

Shhh I make many typos

Rainbolt

I posted the xkcd

Optimizer

6:32 PM

can we put and delete too?

Beta Decay

Where posted you the xkcd fair @Rainbolt?

Optimizer

what are our options?

Rainbolt

1 min ago, by Rainbolt

xkcd

Lol my onebox disappeared as soon as I typed it

Optimizer

yay?

El'endia Starman

'Am I taking care of you? I have a thesis to write!' 'My parents are at their house; you visited last--' 'No, no, explain like you're five.'

~~...doesn't that usually one-box?~~ Needed to be http, not https.

Rainbolt

6:34 PM

https

no

Try the http version

nein

SE hates security

@Rainbolt Ah-ha, thanks.

Rainbolt

6:34 PM

Lucky (was a complete guess lol)

El'endia Starman

Lol, wow, good guess.

Beta Decay

@Optimizer true dat

flawr

ELIC

Rainbolt

I didn't know until last week that there was a https://www.stackoverflow.com

Optimizer

> Why do the Japanese cartoon characters get nosebleeds all the time?

Beta Decay

6:37 PM

ELIBD

Rainbolt

I have a guess because I watch a lot of anime

Optimizer

Its called anime. not Japanese cartoon

@Rainbolt secretly, we all know it ;)

Rainbolt

Their blood pressure raises and that causes their nose to bleed?

flawr

So all japanese cartoons are called anime? I thought anime was just a certain ~~race~~ ~~species~~ type of cartoons.

Optimizer

and this question explains what type of animes the OP watches usually :P

Rainbolt

6:38 PM

Oh I was answering the wrong question

Optimizer

@BetaDecay -15

flawr

>! Spoiler test.

fail Why the hell are there no spoiler tags for the chat??

Optimizer

@flawr what is that message?? its all white

Rainbolt

I want to know why arousal is linked to nosebleeds (in anime) but I can't really google that from work

Optimizer

@Rainbolt heart rate increases -> high blood pressure and blah blah

flawr

6:40 PM

I found something.

Beta Decay

@Optimizer I understand now

Rainbolt

My workplace suggests the weirdest cookoffs. My options are:
- bacon
- queso
- chili
- other
so i picked other and suggested chicken.

Beta Decay

I had no idea that Instagram oneboxed...

Rainbolt

This is for lunch for the entire company. What kind of lunch is "queso"?

Geobits

That's a big cup of coffee if those are hula hoops.

@Rainbolt I'm gonna guess something cheese-based :P

Rainbolt

6:44 PM

And bacon... we tried that and nobody could move after lunch

Well, we did queso and everyone actually made "cheese dip" (queso in the US)

And that was our lunch. Soda and cheese dip

2

Geobits

That's... terrible.

Rainbolt

At least when we did bacon, we had bacon sushi, bacon wrapped chicken, etc.

Beta Decay

Sounds nutritional :D

Rainbolt

Chicken just seems like an ingredient that everyone can get behind. If you can't cook chicken then oh well. You wasted a dollar and move on to the next chicken breast.

Geobits

Well you'd think people could be more creative with something as broad as "cheese", too.

Beta Decay

6:50 PM

instagram.com/p/3wqTC_zQv-

Was it just a one-off?

Yes :P

Rainbolt

Hmmm... I can make chicken cordon bleu for about 15 dollars if he goes with chicken.

I guess I can make chicken cordon bleu if he goes with cheese

I guess I can make bacon wrapped chicken cordon bleu if he chooses bacon. Wow the possibilities are endless!

Geobits

Just swap the normal ham in the chicken for bacon for that version. No wrapping required :)

mbomb007

^

Rainbolt

The ham is precooked though. I'd have to do something similar with the bacon

Nobody likes half cooked stretchy bacon

Geobits

I'd say cook until crispy, then bacon-bits it and spread as an even layer. It'll soften up a bit while cooking.

Rainbolt

6:54 PM

I was just thinking that would taste awesome

Alex A.

Weave strips of bacon together into a sheet

Rainbolt

I could cheat and buy bacon bits

Geobits

That would definitely be cheating :D

But then you don't get the pleasure of eating the "extra" bacon as you're cooking it.

Rainbolt

But isn't that what cooking is about? Finding ways to cheat so that you can make the same meal a hundred more times for your family?

I only see two options. Have a kid and "allow" them to do the tedious part, or cheat.

Geobits

I wish. I still haven't found a good way to cheat the mac and cheese they decided I need to make every time we get together.

It's not hard to make or anything, but making the cheese sauce is a bit tedious.

mbomb007

6:57 PM

@Geobits Just use Velveeta

Geobits

That's one way of convincing them I shouldn't make it again I guess.

mbomb007

Add the cheese with milk and butter. ezpz.

cheezy

Rainbolt

Introduce them to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, which is better than any homemade or restaurant made mac and cheese I have ever had.

Alex A.

When I was a little kid I tried to make Easy Mac but I forgot the water and I just microwaved a bowl of dry noodles. It caught fire.

Geobits

@mbomb007 Except then it's velveeta, not cheese ;)

mbomb007

6:58 PM

@AlexA. When I was an intern, my other intern buddy did that.

Geobits

@AlexA. My brother caught a bag of popcorn on fire in the microwave once. He still hasn't lived that one down.

mbomb007

At work

Alex A.

See, I had an excuse, being a little kid and all.

mbomb007

@Geobits Velveeta is more cheese than any other cheese, since it's multiple kinds of leftover cheeses mixed together.

flawr

Have you ever had Cordon bleu with a sweet apple-something filling instead of cheese? It is fanfuckingtastic

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