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02:31
"Huh, I wanted what commit added that"
02:47
Someone at a thing I'm at accidentally took three edibles instead of vitamin gummies and is now laughing hysterically at what turned out to be the google search results for "flowchart"
interesting
I guess we're doing Best Of voting tomorrow - I can run it unless someone else wants to. If Redz ends up getting in she can be appointed subject to her accepting the nomination
03:30
@emanresuA best of?
Don't you mean room owner :p
03:59
...I can type really
 
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12:03
@rydwolf Relatable
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12:39
broken image?
Guess the flow isn't charting today
Or the chart isn't flowing?
 
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14:07
@rydwolf understandable
14:26
gotta love node taking twenty seconds to start
That's not normal
Node starting never takes any noticible time for me
 
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Q: Make an almost-square

noodle personGiven a positive integer N, output a grid with area N and height and width dimensions as close together as possible, so as for the output to be an almost-square. The output can be a 2d array of characters/numbers/etc. or be a single string of characters separated by newlines. You may use any valu...

15:50
I wonder if it's possible to write a befunge program that completely destroys itself
like it completely clears the program space so there are no instructions left except for like spaces
Perhaps, you'd need to push all coordinates of occupied cells then jump to a loop that contains just p and erases itself last
exactly...
16:08
was doing team math olympiad competition simulation and might've said confidently "39 is prime"
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close enough
might share the problem later because I'm curious if there were other approaches than mine
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@Wezl p if you count the null char as a space
16:30
@RubenVerg It does really have prime vibes until you actually look at it and think of the obvious factorization
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@NewPosts still waiting for a chance to use reference.wolfram.com/language/ref/Multicolumn.html 😔
17:01
here it is:
"Pretty easy" a triangular prism has base area 84 and the three sides have area 312, 325, 91. what's its volume?
chat-mini-math-problem i guess
"pretty easy" is the name of the problem
though it is indeed quite easy
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17:56
is there necessarily a unique volume
18:45
@Ginger are you trying to replace circuitpython with node lol
ಠ_ಠ
there are far better runtimes for embedded JS than node
to be fair it's not node that's slow, it's webpack
@att yeah
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oh i was thinking pyramid
no wonder it didn't seem easy
it still might be not unique if it's an oblique prism?
19:02
sorry yeah normal right prism
I keep forgetting the oblique ones are called prisms too
the two bases are parallel
19:23
@Wezl im not sure the best way to send it but you can run it on bedroomlan.org/tools/befunge-playground/
vp
>88*4*1-21p">"00p84*1084*0084*01"v"11p
|>21g:1-21p84*\:4/\4%1+21g
 not golfed. Deletes everything from (0,1) to (63,4)           |
                                                   `---->     _/
19:40
@rydwolf By "minors" I definitely thought you meant "students under 18" at first
(me too)
That's the point I think
20:16
I was a minor in college, but I didn't have a minor
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grateful i didn't read it that way
@rydwolf I met George W. Bush in a dream once :P
@RubenVerg A calculator says the gcd of the 3 sides are 13. A different calculator says that 84 * 13 = 1092. So I guess that is the answer?
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer hmm, completely did not consider the fact that the height was likely to be an integer and therefore gcd could've been the correct height
it's not really correct however, the right height could not be an integer
in this case it is though
20:54
golf together now has an attempt at a chat system! available here, though first you have to log in by browsing to the root (yeah, it's kinda unintuitive for now)
oho
21:10
huh, looks like it's broken actually
@emanresuA indeed lol
The person it was originally assigned to got too nervous to actually write it lol
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@RubenVerg more complete would be spoiler
that is actually a good idea
i did it with spoiler
yeah that works pretty well (and is the general approach you'd use without any assumptions)
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21:27
yeah i'd probably do that if the triangle wasn't so obvious
alright chat is fixed with a very ugly temporary patch, i'll have to investigate deeper
but i guess send away! nice stuff please(:
@RubenVerg this is neat :3c
is it open source perchance
I've always wanted an excuse to work on a chat system (and I think I've got some old projects in that vein)
if you have any idea how to properly fix the thing i just patched by arbitrarily waiting a second it'd be great
I have a vast array of tools
so if I were you I would have chat be a separate codebase and figure out how to share authentication between the two
21:43
they are kinda integrated, with rooms being potentially linked to holes
i probably also eventually want to show some messages in the main site
hmm
so it's more of a forum than a chat system?
the original purpose of SE chat was to be a third place for the users of SE
What is a chat but a very fast forum?
the atmosphere is different
it's instant (or would be, without database-across-the-ocean lag) but intended to be used mainly for what comments are in SE
except long, i guess
and you can also have unlinked rooms for like general discussion
but it's not intended to be for chats about whatever like here
for that probably just discord
hmm
I'd suggest integrating its UI into hole pages then
21:45
CMQ: Postfix cast syntax? I'm thinking var[[type]], because I don't like having to parentheticalize up var as type
as for the actual implementation, I think you'll find socket.io to be useful
scala has var.asInstanceOf[Type]
Nice and verbose
yeah, it's so you don't use it
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21:46
you're supposed to use match and you want that most of the time
pfft
uses of asInstanceOf generally are split in two cases: you don't know how to properly use the type system, or you're interfacing with Java
or both!
(there's also isInstanceOf which is equally as long and ugly)
Yeah but my type system is ugly as is
21:48
@Ginger i think there'll already be a lot of vertical space to have the chat embedded in the hole page, what i want is a way to mark a message as relative to a specific answer or approach and then it appears and if you click it it sends you to the beginning of the conversation about that
so i guess it's SE comments meets Codidact threaded comment things meets IM
new TypeCaster(Type1, Type2).cast<Type1>(var) as Type2
that sounds like comments, yeah
Interfaces? Traits? Nah just add an implicit cast to a helper class to act as your interface
also y'all typing indicators are glitching out
Y'all have typing indicators?
21:49
yeah it does that
@ATaco userscript
I'm tempted to fork and rewrite the script lmao
I remember writing a userscript for it back in 2016 that was relatively widely adopted
well it's a recent bug
or at least the backend, which is. a mess
I wonder if rydwolf would let me rewrite the backend if I asked nicely
excuses for me to make a chat system... hmmmmmmm
21:52
@Ginger interesting
byte heist is written in Rust... maybe I could take another shot at learning it :p
cc @mousetail'he-him'
working for the competitor now?
I'm not working for anyone yet :p
(:
pick both sides and always win or whatever they say
though byte heist and golf together have very different goals and target users
22:31
@ATaco Ooooh, I can use var<type> because generics don't exist in an expression context
23:25
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