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11:04 PM
@NewPosts I doubt caird's 6 is beatable
ŒP§ is necessary and I doubt you can do the rest in two bytes.
I had spoiler, is that similar to what you had?
 
11:30 PM
@RadvylfPrograms me? 0 times. One of my friends from high school? Yes.
 
@RadvylfPrograms once while trying to plug in a device (my hand touched the prongs) and once in circumstances I will not describe here
(I've also been burned by both a broken inkjet printer and a miswired temperature sensor)
 
Sounds like you didn't need the temperature sensor then.
 
Plot twist: Ginger is the miswired temperature sensor
@Ginger Why not describe the second one's circumstances?
 
@Ginger Well now I'm curious
 
dammit
I can't adequately explain it without revealing a bunch of PII
!sorry
 
11:35 PM
(might want to move into the other room before it gets out of hand btw)
 
Yes
 
getting back on topic,
 
This sounds suspiciously like you having us provide free labor
 
@user you're not wrong d:
mainly I'm just stoopid
the person to provide me with a solution gets their name in the credits and exemption from the Human Removal of 2023
 
11:39 PM
I definitely won't help then
 
durn
 
You think someone would want to be associated with your "Human Removal"?
 
uhhh
 
You think we're humans?
 
11:40 PM
it's not me, it's my boss
 
(also, I would not mind a Human Removal depending on how it was conducted)
 
you've got the wrong Markov chain
<srs>help appreciated</srs>
 
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