#[Pyke](https://github.com/muddyfish/PYKE), 116 bytes
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[Try it here!](http://pyke.catbus.co.uk/?code=22+75+70+63+61+6B+65+2C+6F+6E+75+74+2C+63+6C+61+69+72+2C+72+6F+79+6F+2C+69+6E+67+65+72+62+72+65+61+64+2C+6F+6E+65+79+63+6F+6D+62+2C+63+65+20+63+72+…