include IO.
func main(s32 argn, ptr ptr u8 argv) to s32
    IO:print("Hello, World!").
    return 0.
end

»  llvm-
llvm-ar.exe       llvm-objdump.exe
llvm-lib.exe      llvm-ranlib.exe

C:\TDM-GCC-32\projects\devc++\DefineHell-oWorld>type DefineHell_oWorld.cpp
#include <stdio.h>
#include "definehell.h"

program begin
        printf("Hello, World!");
        return 0;
end

C:\TDM-GCC-32\projects\devc++\DefineHell-oWorld>type definehell.h
#define program int main()
#define begin {
#define end }

#include <stdio.h>
#include <wat.h>

PROGRAM BEGIN
    PRINT "Hello, World!" ENC
    RETURN 0
ENP

printf(cocoa);

include IO.

func print(ptr u8 str)
    u8 c = 0#8.
    while [c = +> str] do
        IO.putc(c).
    end
    return.
end

#include <stdio.h>
#include "definehell.h"

program begin
	print "Hello, World!" And
	yea
end

»  llvm-ar --version
LLVM (llvm.org):
  LLVM version 3.7.1

#ifndef DEFINE_HELL
#define DEFINE_HELL

// int main() hell
#define program int main()
#define yea return 0;
#define nay return 1;

// stdio.h hell
#define print printf(

// symbol hell
#define yes 1
#define no 0
#define begin {
#define end }
#define so );
#define then ;
#define also ,
#define wax (
#define wane )

#endif // DEFINE_HELL

#define is =
#define if assuming that

#pragma once

// int main() hell
#define program int main()
#define yea return 0;
#define nay return 1;

// stdio.h hell
#define print printf(

// symbol hell
#define yes 1
#define no 0
#define begin {
#define then {
#define end }
#define so );
#define next ;
#define also ,
#define wax (
#define wane )

irb(main):006:0> /a/.
./  ../

<<|>>|<=|>=|==|<>|\+>|<\+|->|<-|[+-*/<>=&|^~!$()\[\]]

irb(main):001:0> /<>/
=> /<>/

#include <stdio.h>
#include "definehell.h"

program begin
	int x next

	x now 123 next
	print "%d" also x so
	yea
end

{:id=>:KFunc, :value=>"func"}
{:id=>:Identifier, :value=>"main"}
{:id=>:LPar, :value=>"("}
{:id=>:Number, :value=>"s32"}
{:id=>:Identifier, :value=>"argn"}
{:id=>:Type, :value=>"ptr"}
{:id=>:Type, :value=>"ptr"}
{:id=>:Number, :value=>"u8"}
{:id=>:Identifier, :value=>"argv"}
{:id=>:RPar, :value=>")"}
{:id=>:KTo, :value=>"to"}
{:id=>:Number, :value=>"s32"}
{:id=>:KReturn, :value=>"return"}
{:id=>:Number, :value=>"0"}
{:id=>:Dot, :value=>"."}
{:id=>:KEnd, :value=>"end"}

#include <stdio.h>
#include "definehell.h"

program begin
	int x next

	print "x? " so
	input "%d" also pointer x so
	print "x = %d" also x so
	yea
end

#include <stdio.h>
#include "definehell.h"

program begin
	int a also b next

	print "a? " so
	input "%d" also pointer a so
	print "b? " so
	input "%d" also pointer b so
	print "a + b = %d" also a plus b so
	yea
end

#include <stdio.h>
#include "definehell.h"

program begin
	int n also x also pr next

	print "n? " so
	input "%d" also pointer n so

	for wax pr now yes also x now 2 next // startup
                x less n                next // condition
                x increment                  // intermission
        doing
		if wax n modulo x equals 0 doing
			print "n is not prime" so
			pr now no next
			break next
		end
	end

	if wax pr truthy doing
		print "n is prime" so
	end

	yea
end