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12:00 AM
@Upgoat Link to example please? I just tried one of mine, and it didn't render.
 
@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ
 
@Upgoat You really can't
 
you can use unicode strikethrough
 
That doesn't work everywhere
 
:/
but it"s still striketrgough
 
12:11 AM
It'll be a similar situation to mobile, where Downgoat in small caps was just Dong.
It's best to stick with plain ASCII in titles to ensure that it's actually readable everywhere.
 
And so you don't end up with this on your sidebar:
user image
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@Geobits ._.
when was this screenshot taken?
 
When Sklivvz got bored while writing an answer and decided to play around a bit, I think.
 
Hopefully never.
I'd hate to see the HNQ looking like that.
 
It's from a meta answer about unicode in titles.
 
12:21 AM
That makes it better.
 
Incidentally, the question was asked by a PPCGer who wanted Unicode clouds in their challenge title. >_>
 
> linky dinky
 
@Upgoat wtf
@Dennis how could you
 
Clearly nobody wants valueless brownie points. Let us redeem them for brownies and you may get a better response.
 
12:25 AM
That's cause it's not a trivial challenge.
As the top challenge asker, you should know by now the best way to do it is write trivial questions that get 5 answers in the first hour, so that it hit's the HNQ giving you more views and points.
Then by answer 300, you know it's a good challenge.
</s>
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Doing it by hand is easy, though a general algorithm is not immediately obvious
 
Am I reading it wrong, or is it a small variation on hanoi?
 
@HelkaHomba can I have a brownie? Not a point, a brownie.
 
@Geobits basically, though that was not specifically intended
 
Hanoi? Google says that's a city.
What is it?
 
12:28 AM
try 'towers of hanoi'
 
Towers of Hanoi is a puzzle.
You move rings to pegs, but the top rings have to be taken off first.
 
It's often used to teach about recursion.
 
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A: Is this a fire hazard?

EcnerwalYes it is. You are correct. Call in an electrician.

 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ 🍫 (closest thing)
 
The goal is to transfer all the rings from A to C.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol
and HAI
 
12:36 AM
HAI
 
Is your keyboard working?
y/n
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ?
 
1:06 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Woo, won the aggressive way!
 
I died 8 times total, won first the undetected second the aggresive.
 
Sorry, kinda in pain
 
:(
It hurts now?
 
I've died 20 times so far, in large part because I wanna see the fails. :P
 
lol
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ hope you feel better!
 
1:15 AM
@El'endiaStarman ?
 
16 mins ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
http://www.stickpage.com/stealingthediamondgameplay.shtml
 
Ah
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ hehe this is great
 
the portal gun one
 
Just won the Epic way, so that's all three now. (Undetected was second.)
 
1:22 AM
I did "Undetected" apparently
Teleporter -> Penny -> Wire -> Hammer -> Plank -> Diamond
 
@HelkaHomba General algorithm's not too bad (shove everything on one column, fill base, move column, fill the base where the column was, repeat) but somehow I don't think that's going to beat way-too-slow BFS in golfitude :P
 
@quartata yeah
 
OK, there's the Aggressive way...
 
Oh jeez, those pictures in the hall (where you pick Lance/Shield/Mace) are darn near impossible to click.
 
1:29 AM
?
Just finished the epic way. 10/10 was epic
 
I think I'm currently working on the epic way
The second I clicked on Metroid I knew exactly what was going to happen
 
Also is it weird that I recognized the computer noises in the Chaos Containment place as coming from HL1
 
I found a metroid in nethack the other day.
that epic way though
Somebody star that for later visitors?
 
1:36 AM
yeah, there's moer
 
I'm trying to get all 40 unique fails though...
Ah well, 36/40 is good enough.
 
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Q: Should we add an [OEIS] tag?

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJWe have lots of challenges related to the OEIS (Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences). Challenges that are integrated with the OEIS Evolution of OEIS Find the program that prints this integer sequence (Cops' thread) Extending OEIS: Counting Diamond Tilings Challenges that are about prod...

 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Whoa, that was a fast... fail
sticky hand -> ball and chain
 
1:51 AM
@NewMetaPosts :/ I was just about to post a long answer on why we shouldn't have an OEIS tag
 
@quartata Ah-hahaha the jetpack fail.
Woo, got all three endings for the prison escape one.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oooh cool an earthbound-themed fight
 
@quartata o.O that was weird
 
2:06 AM
drives tank off airship
@quartata yeah, this doesn't really have many fails
more of a rank
and variations on a rank
 
Oh it has a lot of fails
 
@quartata the prison one was easy
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ twitch twitch
 
No witty text for the Airship dark energy blaster fail. :(
 
2:12 AM
challenge idea: given a game tree (which lists the options for each stage, each of which either fails, wins, or goes to another stage), calculate the expected number of fails before winning.
 
The Civilization V fail is hilarious
 
bahaha, yes
! The metal bending fail might be my favorite so far.
 
> Watt are you doing? That's quite shocking. I'm glad I'm not in your current situation. I bet you can't wait to go Ohm.
ugh
I think I got all the ranks. I'm playing it through a few times again but I don't see anything I missed
I just wasted an hour and a half of my life on these Flash games
 
I've gotten three ranks so far.
Hahaha transdimensionalizer fail.
 
2:40 AM
Humph. 58/60 unique fails.
 
2:50 AM
Woo 60/60.
 
3:13 AM
0.3\
Dammit dog.
 
3:32 AM
hahahaha
 
3:50 AM
0
Q: 24 and 12 Hour Times

Helka HombaWrite a program or function with no input that prints or returns this string of 24-hour and 12-hour times: 00:00 12:00am 01:00 1:00am 02:00 2:00am 03:00 3:00am 04:00 4:00am 05:00 5:00am 06:00 6:00am 07:00 7:00am 08:00 8:00am 09:00 9:00am 10:00 10:00am 11:00 11:00am 12:00 12:00pm 13:00 ...

 
4:22 AM
My 4th blog post on Quest for Tetris, this time it's about logic gates! Lots of GIFs in this one.
 
I'm gonna sign off for tonight. There's probably a couple typos in my above post, but let me know if any information is incorrect.
 
("·@('-'#~]@(,&'1'))"0 i.10 could someone run ggat in tryj.tk and tell me the result
add a ) afterq ]
 
4:37 AM
"spelling error"
Ditto
 
oops, first part shluld bd (".
 
I dunno what's happening, but I think it's a domain error now. Is tryj not working for you or something?
 
no, its probably me. if replacjng i.10 wigh 1+i.10 doesnt work, idk whats wrong
sorry, kindle keboadd is bad
 
5:41 AM
Adding new features after a challenge is posted is not allowed, but what about bugfixes?
 
6:00 AM
I'd personally say no, but I feel like this has been discussed before
 
You're right:
It's only two bytes, so I won't count it.
 
6:24 AM
@Quill Straya?
 
Anonymous
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ By our current policies, both are allowed, but both must be marked as non-competing
 
Anonymous
But fixing a bug won't get you the slew of downvotes that adding a feature to trivialize the challenge will
 
@Upgoat Austraya
 
@Upgoat Its official language is Strine
 
6:47 AM
Hi everyone!
I had my first downvote ever :'(
 
@Katenkyo D:
 
Anonymous
@Katenkyo Don't worry, there will be plenty more
 
@Mego I now, but the first one is always the hardest (I'm still speaking about downvotes!)
 
Can't remember what mine was, but one of them was a serial downvoter on every golfing language submission for that challenge
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt that they whacked the wrong thing while browsing on their phone
 
Wow, didn't know it happened on this SE
I don't get why people serial-downvote
 
Anonymous
7:20 AM
@Katenkyo Sometimes people are jerks. Sometimes people's cats/kids play with their phones/keyboards. Sometimes cosmic rays strike at just the wrong time.
 
@Mego I'll go with the second option, it's more likely to happen
 
@Mego Someone said, that 90% of the glitches in the programs you use are because of the cosmic rays
Definitely, the problem isn't in those godly decelopers
 
@Bálint That's..........
New challenge type: If any bit in your program's memory is changed at any point during the program's execution, the program has an n% chance of still running normally.
 
7:36 AM
@wizzwizz4 It's like a QR code, ut can happen, but definitely not 90% of the time
@wizzwizz4 How do you change a bit on runtime?
 
@Bálint Using the Debugging API.
Most operating systems have one.
It wouldn't be that hard to try every possible bit at every possible stage of the program for small programs, then calculate the n% chance of running normally, then using the 1-n% byte bonus.
 
@wizzwizz4 i.e. radiation hardened quine?
 
@MarsUltor e.g. radiation hardened quine.
 
I mean then won't a radiation-hardened quine win
 
@MarsUltor No. Because it could change the counter.
 
7:40 AM
Uh, define running normally?
 
There would have to be two copies of everything, including the CRC checker. And the CRC check would have to be performed often, and it would be very hard.
@MarsUltor Taking the required input, and giving the required output. It's OK if the program mashes itself up like a just-booted ROM, so long as it becomes stable again with the required memory values to execute properly.
Actually, it's completely fine whatever it does (except maybe waiting for an error in memory then reloading from source...)
And not just because that would make it "radiation dependent" code.
@flawr OEIS oneboxing.
> A typical Dark Wizard hunter would die, on average, eight and a half times along the way to becoming 'paranoid'.
 
8:04 AM
@wizzwizz4 What?
@ev3commander At least still thinking about it.
 
@flawr You used the , not the
 
@wizzwizz4 I do not think this adulterates the message I was trying to get across.
 
Anonymous
@wizzwizz4 If you wanted to make a challenge based off of this idea, you'd need to define a specific task the program must accomplish (otherwise it'd be too broad), and it would need to be different enough from the radiation-hardened quine challenge.
 
@Mego I was thinking that should be a challenge type.
And I was also thinking Hello, World!
 
@wizzwizz4 I don't think it would be a good challenge type, as the main part will always be the radiation hardening, the task to performis here to just say "here, it does something!"
 
Anonymous
8:10 AM
@wizzwizz4 Hmm, maybe. Perhaps post the proposal on meta and get comments/votes there?
 
@Katenkyo Actually, if it needs to keep a string intact that's a completely different thing to performing a calculation.
@Mego Maybe not an official challenge type. Maybe I'll post a pilot challenge first, and see how that goes.
 
8:54 AM
@Bálint On the other hand if there were no cosmic rays, we did not only have no bugs, but no programs either.
 
should I flag this answer as not even trying to compete or not?
 
@Katenkyo He did try, with the proper formatting it actually makes sense=)
 
9:19 AM
@flawr No random placement of number, 20 522 bytes, so it scores AT LEAST 1024 - 20522, includes no feature
(other answers scores ~40)
pretty non-competitive for me, it barely do a part of the task
 
Hello
 
9:37 AM
hello @zyabin101
 
9:49 AM
@Katenkyo That isn't even creative, he stole it from a site where this was mentioned as "stuffs to do when you're bored"
 
@Bálint ...
 
@Katenkyo •••
°°°
 
10:24 AM
@MartinEnder I figures out the problem with the leaderboard alignment; the CSS widths were too narrow
 
My Puzzling question was criticised! ;_;
I'm downvoting this because it is a low-quality question, probably with no definite answer. See the meta discussionahorn 28 mins ago
Most questions on Puzzling have low quality, and I can't deal with it.
The only way to deal with it is to delete the question, but it has answers.
@zyabin101 (But at the very least, the riddles are very good.)
 
10:45 AM
I just realized something
it's impossible to make a shuffle algorithm using just random fair coinflips that runs guaranteed in finite time for n >= 3
 
10:58 AM
˛.,•°˙`´˙°•,.˛˛.,•°˙`´˙°•,.˛˛.,•°˙`´˙°•,.˛ I just made this thing...in the physics class...while we wede writing a test...
 
11:21 AM
@Bálint make a codegolf
input n - output n periods of the wave
 
11:46 AM
@orlp because the number of possible permutations isn't a power of two?
 
@PhiNotPi correct
 
12:02 PM
 
@Quill Comic sans...Let's burn it
 
@Quill halp how do i juic review code
 
@MarsUltor 1. Register on Code Review.
 
@zyabin101 I already did
 
2. Find a code that you can review.
3. Review the code well.
 
12:09 PM
okay
s/code/code well
 
(Pro tip: use linting tools and start from there. Then look closely in the code.)
4. Post an answer with your review.
Bam done.
 
Partly, I'm sure my code practices are worse than any OP's
 
ohai @RenderSettings
 
Also D: why do people still use XML
 
@MarsUltor -._(._.)_.-
 
12:14 PM
@orlp Pyth: *"˛.,•°˙´˙°•,.˛`
*"˛.,•°˙`´˙°•,.˛
*j"`´"_B"˛.,•°˙
 
@MarsUltor look for redundancies in the code, deprecated functions, inconsistent formatting, bad naming
 
@Bálint sends request on meta to burninate tag
 
@Quill This one as short, I pretty much rewrote the code, I think I may need more explanation
 
Yeah, you should always explain how your code blocks improve the code
 
@zyabin101 ohai
 
12:20 PM
@RenderSettings hayyyyy
Do you think it would be fair to have my urbit on a (naturally, private) Cloud9 workspace?
 
Not sure what cloud9 is, just a VPS provider?
 
@zyabin101 IDK, because Cloud9 workspaces normally hibernate after a certain amount of inactivity
@RenderSettings No
Mainly a collaborative/real-time cloud IDE
 
Probably not, since I cannot resize the workspace without a Premium account.
And there is no swap. XP
@MarsUltor Also I can't resize them to the required 2 GB of memory. :(
 
@zyabin101 ???
RAM?
 
@MarsUltor RAM.
Resizing workspaces is a Premium feature.
Once I try to, it is locked forever.
 
12:28 PM
anyone here done an internship in the BIG 4 (google, facebook, amazon, microsoft)?
 
Still not so much wanted.
@JesterTran No one.
 
@zyabin101 how do you know?
 
@JesterTran I don't know of any who did an internship in the big 4.
 
@zyabin101 did/do you want to?
 
@JesterTran I'm in Russia >_>
So I can't.
 
12:33 PM
Why not? Prefer not to travel overseas? Restricted by some law unknown to me?
 
@JesterTran The former.
 
@JesterTran @NathanMerrill got a job at Google IIRC
But yeah, as far as I know, nobody here has done an internship in the big four.
 
ok, thanks
 
My uni is doing a APL hackathon soon
 
12:50 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Christian Irwanfix show Your task is given n, you must print first n character returned from Haskell expression fix show. Let me explain how fix show produces the "magic" string. show is just escaping the string and then add quote. Since the resulting string consists only double quotes and backslash, show th...

 
@Quill I once done a hackaton with my uni, it was a pretty bad experience, as most of the people who came, came before they could not go to the courses after the night of dev'ing
We were like 4 people working, and the 50 others were playing...
 
1:04 PM
0
Q: Predict the outcome of Euro 2016

FatalizeThe 2016 european football (soccer in some countries) championship will begin in just a few days! Your task is to write a program which guesses randomly the outcome of all games, and ultimately the winner of the championship. Note: there are a lot of simplifications made in this challenge, espe...

 
1:21 PM
^ I feel like we had that challenge for the world cup two years ago
ah, codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/32674/8478, but without the group stage
 
1:33 PM
2
Q: Case Permutation

PokeWho needs to compare things case insensitively when you're able to generate every permutation of uppercase and lowercase? No one! That's the answer. No one does. Your task is to achieve this feat; generate all possible permutations of uppercase/lowercase for a given input. Input A string of pri...

 
2:23 PM
Yay! Chat ees ded
 
3
Q: Recognize a vine

ZgarbBackground I have a bunch of old and grainy black-and-white images. Some of them depict vines climbing on a wall, others don't – your task is to classify them for me. Input and output Your input is a rectangular 2D array of bits A, given in any convenient format. It will not be empty, but it's...

 
@Katenkyo yeah, the only hackathon I went ended up like that.
 
2:38 PM
18 hours ago, by flawr
OEIS oneboxing.
what is OEIS?
 
@BaldBantha oeis.org
The Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences.
 
SWEET
BRB after 4 hrs of browsing it.
 
@BaldBantha CU in 4 hrs!
 
NVM confused now.
enters a list of primes and it outputs:
a(n) = if n is odd then ceil(n/2) else prime(n/2).
but hold up why not just prime(n)?
 
?
becuase there is no formula for primes?
 
2:42 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I know. so why did it try? why not just the nth prime as in prime(n) which would return the nth prime...?
 
@BaldBantha What exactly did you enter?
 
@BaldBantha it wouldn't ever output prime(n) I think.
 
@Zgarb NVM I figured it out. The CSV I used was not formatted the way I thought it was
 
2:56 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Your hobo hole is no longer your property. It belongs to Burrito now.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ on the server? and who is burrito?
 
My dog.
He has a blue collar, and no nametag yet.
If you find one I'll buy it.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I wanna dog. Where'd u find him? i searched for several days once couldn't find a dog.
 
He spawned on the hill that my house is in.
I was like "wtf, a wolf"
and he took 19 bones.
 

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