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12:00 AM
It got deleted ;-;
 
Working with an ancient version of Perl that doesn't support octal literals, so I'm having to convert them to decimal literals
And one of my masks (644) converts to 420 in decimal
awkward
 
did you name the mask blaze_it?
 
> mkdir "config", 420 or die
@Maltysen No but I should.
 
x & blaze_it
lel
 
sub blaze_it { die if $! }
mkdir "config", 420; blaze_it
much better
 
12:10 AM
should newlines in cheddar be optional?
 
@Downgoat does it have semicolons or something?
 
semicolons exist
 
@Downgoat I think so. I was thinking about whitespace, and code is good if it can be minified
 
but should it be like python where they are optional?
@NathanMerrill of course! we are code golf.SE
 
I don't mean golfed
I mean minified (which a step, sure)
 
12:11 AM
In python they are both functional and optional. Do you want them to be completely ignored, or to have an effect which you don't have to use?
 
golfed === minified?
@trichoplax how are semicolons functional?
 
@Downgoat minified = minus whitespace, etc.
 
minified is part of golfing, but its more of an automated purpose
 
@Downgoat I meant newlines
 
oh ok
 
12:12 AM
When I see "minified" I assume it means the part of golfing that doesn't significantly increase runtime or memory usage
 
anyways, imagine if JS or CSS couldn't be minified
there's a new what if!
 
\o/
 
ಠ_ಠ who named rainbows, rainbows instead of sunbows
 
because the occur after rain?
I think they make more sense as rainbows than sunbows
 
then why are moonbows called moonbows
and they are not in the shape of a bow, they should be rainarcs
 
12:20 AM
cuz the special part about them is the moon. you can't call them rainbows again
 
I do agree with the bows criticism
 
refraction arcs
 
moon induced refraction arcs > moonbow
 
definitely
 
although, bow is still a shape
though, it implies "supposed to be straight"
 
12:22 AM
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Q: The Nine Pattern

SahibPrimeIntroduction I stumbled across this (useless) pattern the other day while I was watching TV. I named it "the 9 pattern" because the first number to use it was 9. The gist of it is, you enter a number (let's say x), and then you get back: - x - x + (x / 3) [let's call this y] - two-thirds of y [l...

 
12:39 AM
halp, how retract deleition voet
 
As long as no one else votes, your vote will expire after a while
You might be able to retract it by pressing delete again. Or maybe something worse will happen. Only one way to find out...
 
@trichoplax I already tried that
 
Huh, I thought the ability to retract delete votes was added recently. Or maybe I'm thinking of the ability to retract close votes...
 
I'm trying to figure out the exact RGB value of the color purple in my avatar.
 
If you're talking about the answer to The Nine Pattern, it doesn't appear to have any downvotes or delete votes anymore
 
12:45 AM
@PhiNotPi (190, 35, 177)
Screenshot -> MS Paint -> Dropper -> Edit colors
 
I've taken a few samples that tend to vary by a little bit.
 
@El'endiaStarman, you know things. Do delete votes on an answer disappear when the downvotes are all retracted? Or when the score is no longer negative?
 
When it is edited...?
 
Uhh...I don't think so in that case either.
I would've thought you could retract delete votes. Lemme look that up.
 
12:47 AM
Hmm. Mysterious disappearing delete votes
 
@PhiNotPi Sip says: #BD2DB0
 
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Q: Ability to retract reopen/delete votes

amanaP lanaC A nalP A naM AIt seems that now we can retract close votes but we cannot retract reopen votes or delete votes. I am trying to retract my reopen vote here but it does not allow me to. Can we have that ability?

 
That's slightly different.
 
@trichoplax Oh, wait, what's going on? I thought you guys were trying to retract delete votes.
 
@El'endiaStarman Thanks - I guess it must be an automatic expiry then. Whether on editing or vote count changing I don't know
@El'endiaStarman This answer had 2 delete votes and 2 downvotes. Then the 2 downvotes were retracted following an improving edit, and now the delete votes don't show, but neither is there the option to delete vote anymore. I can't recall if only downvoted posts can be delete voted, or whether only negative net score posts can be delete voted.
 
12:53 AM
negative net
(except for mods)
 
Ah thanks.
 
Okay, I'm taking #BE23B1 as the accurate value, based on the percentage of the purple that is that color.
 
Yeah, I'll bet that's it. You just can't see the delete votes that are already there.
 
Oh - so they might show again if the score goes negative again?
 
I'll bet that's what'll happen.
I think mods are always able to see delete votes.
 
12:56 AM
How many times do I need to downvote it to find out? ;)
 
Right now it's at +1/-0, so only two downvotes are needed, but that's not exactly the best course of action. :P
 
Yea yea, I know you have to speak in mod-voice >_>
 
@Geobits time to break out the socks ;P
 
What's up with the controversy on your answer, anyway?
 
@Geobits If we both downvote it for just a second to see, I can't see the harm...
 
1:18 AM
I decided to downvote the question instead.
 
For insisting on a function?
...and an array
 
That and the array v output thing, yea.
The post clearly says 'output', but in comments is insistent on return value.
 
It's a first post, and the author seemed to welcome feedback when I edited the formatting, so hopefully it just takes getting used to the site
 
Not to mention it's just boring. Unless I'm not seeing something hidden, it's just "do basic arithmetic".
I know, and I usually try to be more sympathetic to first posts. I'm Meanbits today though.
 
I'm not a golfer, so I wasn't sure if there was some redundancy that would allow reusing bits of calculation, but the answers so far seem to be just performing the separate simple tasks so maybe I was being optimistic...
@Geobits Careful or that'll stick ;)
 
1:23 AM
I'm sure that's not the last I'll hear of it either way :P
 
I think it can handle a downvote anyway - it has 4 answers in an hour and is on HNQ...
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

trichoplaxSort 2D points by Sierpiński curve order code-golf geometry fractal sorting [ WORK IN PROGRESS] Input A collection of distinct 2D points in the range [0,1] X [0,1]. Output An ordered collection of the same 2D points, meeting the criteria for Sierpiński curve order. Sierpiński curve ord...

 
1:42 AM
I'm really looking forward to America being great again, at least.
 
Those last two posts seem to be in the wrong order...
 
Apple is the new Blackberry Microsoft is the new Apple JavaScript is the new C++ Forks are the new spoons Android is the new potato
 
Forks are the new spoons, though.
 
1:50 AM
It's all about sporks now
 
I thought it was all about the foons now
 
*knorks
 
Wow - I haven't even seen those yet
 
1:51 AM
Downvotes are the new comments.
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Programmers have devalued themselves with free apps, now they're basically journalists.
 
That one is too true :/
 
^^ the app store reminds me of the circumstances behind the great video game crash of 1983
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Why is there even a negative option there?
 
1:54 AM
Cause some people don't use it.
 
But those people are wrong ;)
 
I assume people who don't know English also probably don't use it.
 
I don't think Oxford comma is the only correct choice.
 
^^ -_-
 
It's generally better though.
 
1:56 AM
If you stick to binary choices you won't need it
 
Is there a better alternative to strawpoll for polls that involve multiple choices?
 
Hmm I'm fairly sure I don't use it, although I don't think I've written lists any time recently
 
With strawpoll I can't tell the difference between two different responses and one response that selected both.
 
Make 2^n options :P
 
@Sp3000 Australians always seem to do the polar opposite. :)
 
2:00 AM
wait WTH is an oxford comma?
 
Eh, not really :P More like a complete mix
 
@BaldBantha It's like a regular comma, but classier.
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You'll find both British and American English here and there
 
˙ǝɹǝɥ uᴉ sǝᴉssn∀ ʎuɐ oʇ ollǝH
 
@Geobits OK, so appropriate in some cases, but mostly just use a regular stinking comma. It probobly takes less bytes an oxford comma is probly like 1 Terabyte and IRL it takes less time to right
 
2:01 AM
@BaldBantha "I like apples, pears,* and bananas." The comma with the asterisk is the Oxford comma.
 
@BaldBantha It's also the last comma in a list. Like if I asked you to choose from a, b, or c. The comma after b is the "oxford" comma, and some heathens think it's optional.
Damn ninjas everywhere >_>
 
TIL I'm a heathen.
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@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ It's ok. I've been called worse, and I survived.
 
Time to repent for your grammatical sins.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Don't pay too much attention to the heathens
 
2:03 AM
4 hours ago, by Nathan Merrill
New study finds link between computer science and ability to wiggle ears
I can wiggle MY ears
 
@PhiNotPi just voted
 
I didn't know there were people who couldn't even pop their ears.
 
@PhiNotPi I see what you mean - the results are really misleading. You really could do with 8 options like Sp3000 suggests
 
@PhiNotPi Wait so would equalizing in scuba count for the eustation tube
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Oh, finally. Some right way up text. Did you know that I have to hold my laptop upside down in order to read the Nineteenth Byte? It's a pain sometimes...
7
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Do you mean about all 3 axes?
 
(an upside down caret carrot)
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ ^ dang ninjad
 
2:05 AM
we can still stop this https://t.co/Lr3FDKc5r3
 
@trichoplax I know, through context, that about 15 or so people have replied, but that's because I've been paying attention as the votes come in.
 
@trichoplax Yes, clearly.
 
@BaldBantha It counts if you can equalize without needing to hold your nose / move your jaw / swallow / breath out.
 
@PhiNotPi Dang i wish. I suck at equalizing (I am SCUBA certified NAUI junior open water)
 
2:09 AM
@PhiNotPi That would be like a superpower..... DDDDD:
 
Just put in a Sandbox post about my 24 game extension challenge
 
@BaldBantha See "Voluntary opening of the eustachian tubes" in this wiki article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_clearing
 
Also, good morning everyone
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Sherlock9Extend the 24 Game code-challenge card-game The 24 game is a quite famous card game, and there's already a challenge on this site to solve the 24 game for a given set of numbers, which we'll call a hand. The original rules are simple: take a hand of four positive integers chosen randomly (usu...

 
"Mean bits" is too short for a challenge title. What about "Mean bits: an average question"?
 
2:11 AM
^ +1 from me
 
@Geobits any objection?
 
"Meanie bits"?
 
Still too short...
 
Ooh, what about "Meanie Meanbits"?
 
@Sherlock9 Good morning.
 
2:12 AM
Sounds fine by me :P
 
I do realize that time zones exist, but it still weirds me out when I hear read "good morning" and it's 8 PM.
 
"Mean bits: a question definitely not about Geobits and/or his son"
 
It weirds me out when you hear "good morning" and I typed it.
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Unless you have text-to-speech on or are using a screen reader
 
I don't know what you're talking about.
I said read.
 
Now I have to decide between:
"Mean bits: an average question"
and
"Mean bits: an average challenge"
 
2:14 AM
Do the latter.
 
I do feel awkward using the word "question" here
I have to stop myself from describing questions as "challenges" on other SE sites
 
It is 9 AM here and I still tired and our lecturer, God bless him, has apparently misplaced his charisma and ability to engage an audience... for every class he's taught in the past two years
So if the language in my Sandbox post above is unclear, please forgive me, I'm sleepy
 
You're on UTC+6:45?
 
That doesn't sound right. It's like 2 in UTC.
Right?
 
@Sherlock9 That reminds me of one of my math professors in college. He was pretty old, had a yellow stain in the middle of his mustache, talked relatively quietly and monotonously, and often talked at the board instead of to the class.
 
2:17 AM
@trichoplax s/Now/Meanwhile/
 
I'm bad at UTC, so that was just a guess.
 
UTC-6:45?
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ It's 2:15 here in UTC
 
K, that's what I thought.
 
@PhiNotPi en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valsalva_maneuver worked, very painful though, and makes you dizzy
 
@trichoplax UTC+7. I meant ~9 AM. It's 9:18
 
2:18 AM
Wait, so if it's 8:17 for me right now, does that mean I'm in UTC+2, or UTC+1 because of daylight savings time?
Which, by the way is one of the dumbest inventions of all time.
 
@Maltysen I've heard that's one of the worst ways to do it.
 
@PhiNotPi :/
 
@Sherlock9 I was just being offhandedly pedantic because I'm half asleep...
 
@PhiNotPi Oh, Mini is much nicer than I am. Give him a few years to catch up.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ UTC+1 usually, UTC+2 during DST according to Wikipedia. And yes, DST is dumb
@trichoplax Haha, don't worry about it. I was being pedantic, too, with "hearing good morning"
 
2:22 AM
DST defeats the purpose of having UTC
 
anyone wanna help me golf mathematica? codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/80486/31343
 
Use more @s and ~s :P
 
@Sp3000 what does ~ do?
 
@trichoplax I believe DST predates UTC. Dang grandfathering
 
Oh definitely. I just think UTC should make it redundant
 
2:26 AM
@trichoplax Yes, but considering that the US still uses the worst system of measurement imaginable the imperial system, I doubt they'll switch to something that makes sense regarding time.
 
@Maltysen x~y~z <=> y[x,z]
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ By the time the whole world has finished switching over to UTC, it'll be time to start getting used to "seconds since the epoch" instead
 
@Sp3000 o_O awesome
 
You know what's really confusing? All of Arizona does not use DST, except for one county. I went on a road trip to Phoenix, and we drove through that county right around the same time as DST switched over, and it was extremely confusing.
Going from standard --> DST --> standard --> DST --> standard.
 
@Maltysen Also, if my guess is right, Tr instead of Total?
 
2:30 AM
nice
 
Hey, the PNG guy is active again.
 
Papua New Guinea?
 
A better survey, with all 8 combinations: strawpoll.me/10296339
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I like the basis of the imperial system, base 12 or dozenal. But everything else is nuts.
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Why were you driving through Arizona at 2 am?
 
@PhiNotPi Is B the same effect as not being able to hear while yawning?
 
2:35 AM
It wasn't at 2 AM.
It was the next morning that it switched, and then later when we drove back.
 
Ah ok
 
@Sherlock9 I like base 12 and I like base 16. I don't like a system that mixes base 12, 14, 16, 20...
 
@trichoplax Actually, yes.
 
@PhiNotPi I don't think I can do it independently of yawning, but I think I know what you mean now
 
@Sherlock9 Who said it uses base 12? 1, 12 5280.
 
2:37 AM
Well, it would have been a decent idea :/
I put down none in the strawpoll. Now I realize I can do B. Not sure if I can do C. Definitely not A. Sorry for skewing the data
 
I can do B and C.
 
Although, I feel like B and C are almost the same thing, since your ears pop right before you yawn. (atleast mine do)
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ They are very related (connected by a nerve), although the key is the ability to do them independently of yawning/each other.
 
Ugh, now I'm yawning a lot because I keep trying it. 0_0
 
2:43 AM
@Maltysen Does Subsets@# not work?
 
@Sp3000 that's what I have?
 
... apparently I needed a page refresh
 
Can you ...~Last~0 as well?
 
@Sp3000 hmm that makes sense
@Sp3000 ok, I can't do both select and last implicitly, but it works on just Last
thanks
 
2:51 AM
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Q: Golf a golf-scorer

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJAs a kid, I used to play the card game "golf" a lot. Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to calculate the score of a golf hand. Since there are over 9000 variations on this card game1, we will go with the rules I remember playing. Rules (of the game) You end a round with 6 cards...

 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ thank you for writing the correct way :D
 
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Q: Golf a golf-scorer

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJAs a kid, I used to play the card game "golf" a lot. Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to calculate the score of a golf hand. Since there are over 9000 variations on this card game1, we will go with the rules I remember playing. Rules (of the game) You end a round with 6 cards...

 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Downgoat likes down-ward-text
 
Oh, I'm on mobile, so I thought you meant the challenge.
 
3:05 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ oh doeses the little arrow onn nthe lef notu?
 
I know we joke about your typos a lot, but I honestly have no idea what you mean.
 
it's not my computer is being weird
dammit, too late to edit the first one
 
man
that's so cool
I'm playing around a bit with portaudio
and to test I searched a youtube video of a 440hz tone
then I played it simultaneously with a 441hz tone generated by my program, and it beautifully pulsates every second
 
=D I love doing that. Try it with 80 and 81
I swear, my sister's puppy is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
user image
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@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I don't hear anything for that hz on these laptop speakers
 
3:15 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ awww
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ @AlexA. PUPPY/DOGGY
 
@orlp Oh, that's too bad. Get some badass subs, then crank it.
It's like WOOSH... quiet ... WOOSH ... quiet
 
I have a good headset, but lying in bed
too lazy
 
Are there any good SE chat apps for Android?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ yeah
 
3:19 AM
Which one?
 
chat.stackexchange.com then click the "save to homescreen" thing
 
one thing is pretty crazy about real-time audio
 
games need to run at around 60 frames per second
audio at 44100 frames per second
 
Pleb. #192kMasterRace
 
3:21 AM
@orlp O_o then how does my microwave make the beeping sound. I doubt it has a 44KHz microthing to do the sound.
 
@Downgoat beeps and buzzers are generally analog
 
oh ok
whats the difference
 
If you played a song through your microwave, it would sound like shit.
 
analog = continuous signal strength in a physical quantity (e.g. speaker membrane displacement, or electrical voltage)
digital = discrete samples with clear steps
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ brb playing never gonna give you up on microwave
 
3:23 AM
If you actually did that, I would be seriously impressed.
 
I would but it's hard to do all this careful electric stuff with hooves
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yay
 
@orlp \o/
 
I now have working boilerplate C++ code so I can write this:
static SoundSample signal(double t) {
    double l, r;
    l = r = std::sin(440*pi*2*t);
    return {l, r};
}
 
3:28 AM
@orlp cool
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ why is updating so hard: Script already ran, or remove the any mentions of 'cheddarrepl' from your .bash_profile.
 
...
just do it
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ too much work
> problem: High CPU use by taskhost.exe when Windows 8.1 user name contains "user"
solution: To resolve the issue, do not create a user account contains the string "user" on the computer.
oh shit, it's 8:00... I do not remember wasting 5 hours in here....
 
For once, the golf-scorer challenge makes me wish 0**0 == 0 in Python :/
 
@Downgoat are you planning on changing the directory where the cheddar script is stored?
i.e. Cheddar/.../dist/test/repl.js?
 
3:40 AM
@Sp3000 How would you use that? Unless you have a very different approach then me, I can't see how that would help.
 
I'd wager a guess that it's very different :P Have you got a solution in Python as well?
 
No, I don't have a solution in anything.
Although I've thought about how I would do it in python.
 
@Downgoat I removed the annoying part, should just update anyway.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :D
 
Warning: Do not move the repl files without pinging me/editing the alias part in the bashinstall.sh
 
3:42 AM
I'll be happy if I can get within 2xMaltysen's current
 
I thought you could do something like: sum(i*l.count(i)%2for i in l)
For the pairs.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ why don't you just dynamically find the repl fioe?
 
Although that would be double it, so not technically correct.
 
because im lazy
@Downgoat <insert your dog image here>
 
....
 
3:43 AM
29 mins ago, by Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ
user image
 
thanks
not it, but cute
 
Doing something a tad different for pairs here, not sure if it's actually shorter (hope it is)
 
@Downgoat should I make it overwrite the current cheddar directory?
 
3:45 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah
 
@Downgoat also very important: moved from Cheddar/ to .Cheddar/
now a hidden dir
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ok, cool
 
@Downgoat done.
 
\o/
 
3:52 AM
@Downgoat can you double check on your side? bash <(curl -s cheddar.vihan.org/bashinstall.sh)
it works for me
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ cant on ipad
 
>_> you need to stop coding on a ipad
 
I have ssh client but my server is down too
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ coda is best text editor thiugh
 
Coda:text editor :: babel:transpiler
 
I just got a revolutionary idea - instead of typing ^ to signify agreement, type v to take a risk and agree with whatever the next message is!
 
A Nerd needs better post ideas
 
I get it. Coda:text editor :: avocad juic:life
@ANerd-I v
 
POTATOES ARE AWESOME
 
v
meh, not really my style
@ANerd-I VODKA IS TASTY
 
3:59 AM
@Sp3000 Thanks for the encouragement :P
 
@Downgoat s/coda/vim
 

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