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5:00 PM
What version of safari?
 
@RikerW Safari 9.0 should work the best
 
@RikerW african
 
@undergroundmonorail Thanks.
@Downgoat I have 9.0.3, just wondering what he had.
 
@Downgoat Once more, with feeling.
 
@VoteToClose it works for me with the latest version and safari 9.0.3.
Suggestion: Get Chrome
 
5:04 PM
@RikerW What would make it a KotH as opposed to a code challenge? Would the bots compete in a single instance of the game where they can affect each other's progress?
 
@RikerW What works, Safari? Yes.
 
@Dennis \o/ works now!
 
@VoteToClose Can you see the star button?
I can.
@trichoplax No.
I would run them multiple times and see which bot managed to get the farthest dungeon level/most points.
 
@RikerW Ah - that does sound like a code challenge then.
 
that sounds like a code challenge tom e
 
5:06 PM
@undergroundmonorail tom e?
 
@RikerW No.
 
Aw.
 
I'm using Safari 8.0.7 anyway.
 
@RikerW only god can judge me
 
OS X version?
 
5:07 PM
Yosemite.
 
@undergroundmonorail Sorry for missing your pun, but i don't get it. :(
@VoteToClose El capitan mostly sucks, don't get it.
Yosemite is fine.
 
it's not a pun i just made a typo and pretended to get really indignant about it
 
(I forgot that El Capitan happened, and I knew I was only a step back)
 
i wonder if indignant is a word, and if it is, if you use it like taht
 
@RikerW It was acting pretty well for me, actually.
@undergroundmonorail It is, and yes, you do.
 
5:08 PM
@VoteToClose Yeah it works, I just don't like it too much.
 
@VoteToClose nice B)
 
@RikerW No, Mavericks, Yosemite, El Capitan. One step back.
@RikerW It's not that different from Yosemite when it comes to GUI, and they improved the terminal vastly.
 
I read before you edited.
@VoteToClose No, they didn't.
SIP
it is awful.
 
is sip an acronym? if so: wow, what an ungoogleable acronym
 
Plus recovery mode is harder to get too.
 
5:10 PM
Yeah, they did - they removed some commands, but the interface is way better.
 
@undergroundmonorail System Integrity Protection
 
@RikerW This is true, but who needs recovery mode when you have safe mode?
 
@undergroundmonorail You don't see many UGAs nowadays
 
@RikerW SIP is pretty horrid, I'll agree.
 
5:10 PM
It basically means they took away many commands that could have been run as root.
 
See: firmware interaction.
 
@VoteToClose Arduino + SIP = Recovery mode + Arduino_still_doesn't_work + SIP
 
Also, how's my SSH message?
#############################################################
Be aware, you are attempting to access
                   _____  ___   ___ _____
           /\   /\/__   \/ __\ / _ \\_   \
           \ \ / /  / /\/ /   / /_)/ / /\/
            \ V /  / / / /___/ ___/\/ /_
             \_/   \/  \____/\/   \____/

This server is restricted. Any attempts to access without
administrator permission are logged and may be investigated.

Disconnect immediately if you do not have permission.
#############################################################
 
Nice.
I heard you were setting up a serverspace for minecraft?
 
@VoteToClose It's just missing "drones have been dispatched"
 
5:12 PM
@RikerW That kinda went bust. :P
 
Okay.
 
@trichoplax ...gimme a minute.
 
lol
 
Yeah, I decided that, after 2 days of running and already 600 failed brute-force attempts later, I wanted to add a message that... deterred at least a few of them.
 
@VoteToClose Are you assuming the brute forcing is being done by hand...?
 
5:14 PM
And the realization hits...
3
 
@trichoplax Maybe some.
Ugh.
 
And the denial.
Ooh, ssh back to them and rickroll them!!
3
 
Nah, I just hate these kind of things. o-o Really people? What do you expect to gain?
@RikerW ...no.
 
they expect to expand their botnet
 
Aw...
 
5:16 PM
i assume it works fairly well because they still do it
 
"Listen here bots, go brute force somewhere else"
 
@undergroundmonorail ...fair enough.
Interestingly, all the IPs are from Russia, so far.
Oh, wait, one just came through from Ukraine. xD
 
Hm. Putin hates you.
 
i don't have ssh open to the internet so i don't have to worry about this kind of thing ;)
 
@VoteToClose He is working on taking over there, so that makes sense. :P
 
5:17 PM
@undergroundmonorail I don't have to "worry" about it. I use RSA 'n' stuff.
 
^^
@VoteToClose Anything from syria?
 
Doesn't look like it. (I've made a little script that does google searches on them. xD)
 
Anyone know American football abbreviations? I need an abbreviation for a two-point conversion and it's not listed at stats.washingtonpost.com/fb/glossary.asp
 
5:19 PM
TPC?
(idrk)
 
Well XP is extra point (aka one point conversion), so I'm hoping theres something more similar
 
Windows Extra Point
 
two point conversion is probably xD
or Vista
there are a number of ways you can take that joke
 
@undergroundmonorail I might just use that :P
XD
 
5:21 PM
oD
Dude in a boat.
 
Wat.
 
No, not wat.
Dude in a boat.
gtg for breakfast
 
i can't find out the "best" way to change the ssh message on a raspberry pi. all i can find is people saying "look i did it!" and everyone else saying "you did it in the worst possible way"
 
That probably sounds bizzare to people in different time zones.
 
@undergroundmonorail it looks like you can just edit /etc/motd so i don't know what all the kerfluffle is about
 
5:40 PM
> kerfluffle
 
Darn, I wanted to make a challenge where beforehand each user could predict the winner of the superbowl and choose an ascii char that could be used if their team won, but its only 6 hours to the start of the game, and not everyone who may want to participate will be on within that time
 
Finally finished that assignment
Honestly, I learned more about TikZ than the subject
 
Is anyone else in here even aware of the Superbowl? (I know half of you are not from USA and the rest are nerds but...)
 
I thought it was next Sunday :p
And I'm in the US
 
@Calvin'sHobbies i'm kinda aware of it in the sense that i know its today, but have no clue who's playing and am not gonna watch it
 
5:54 PM
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Q: Dank Meme Generator

MaltysenI like making dank memes out of my own images. But all those so called "quick meme" sites just have too much code. I realized that the only way to make the dankest meme generator is to ask you guys at PPCG to golf one for me. So let me give you the low down on what you have to do. Specs Take a...

 
@Maltysen It's the Carolina Panthers vs the Denver Broncos at 3:30 California time (where it's being held). Though I think it's more interesting that they decided to not use roman numerals, calling it 50 instead of L
@MartinBüttner @Dennis @Sp3000 @aditsu and other people not from the US: Is "superbowl" a household word to you or is it as meaningless as "megaplate"?
 
superbowl is a household word but i'm in canada, which is basically the us
 
I know what a superbowl is, but I rarely watch it because timezones. (I watched it once or twice with friends in uni when getting up early was optional)
 
it's some kind of stadium (or is it a championship?) where they play handegg, right?
 
close enough
 
6:09 PM
ah, and I think it's that place where Katy Perry sang on a giant tiger IIRC
 
imo a rugby ball is more eggish
 
(it's the only part that I watched)
oh, they're going at it again now?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies That's the championship game in your handegg tournament. I may not live in the US, but >99% of the TV series and movies I watch are from over there.
 
@undergroundmonorail how did you manage to sink 50 hours into the witness? did you leave it running in the background?
 
@MartinBüttner yes, but if anything that makes the timer more accurate because the entire time i wasn't playing the witness i was still thinking about the witness
 
6:13 PM
haha, that does sound familiar :D
 
i went to a restaurant with a notebook and pencils and worked out a puzzle while eating haha
 
lol
 
yeah I've got 3 or 4 sheets of notes on my desk by now
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Do it pls and hurry.
Go panthers.
 
@RikerW I'll make the challenge but not the character betting part
 
6:15 PM
have you guys discussed AlphaGo? I'm just getting into the details now, and watching a pro commentary
 
I one stated in a poll
that it will be a draw
and overtime will last forever
 
@MartinBüttner go handball yourself
 
@aditsu I haven't really. I wanted to read the paper, but sort of forgot. I'm curious how the match against Lee Sedol will turn out though.
(also I haven't really played Go in over 4 years now)
 
yeah that's gonna be epic :) I'm not reading the paper, just some articles for now
last time I played Go in Japan, last summer :p
I can't tell if this is accurate or not: v
 
6:22 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

J AtkinFake a NullPointerException popularity-contestunderhanded Your job is to write a program that obviously throws a NPE. The thing is that your code runs error free! It should be obvious to the random bystander that your code has a null variable and it should cause a fiery crash and burn of your p...

 
@mınxomaτ +/- 2 days ;)
 
Congrats!
 
Congrats on 80k @MartinBüttner :)
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@MartinBüttner not sure what you mean here
 
@RikerW Bet you 100 fake rep that the Broncos will win. (I'd bet real rep but Mar and Door might get fussy.)
 
6:29 PM
@MartinBüttner Nice, 80% of the way there ;)
Wonder if you can manage to beat CR's top user to the punch
 
@Doorknob Yeah, at this rate we should just preempt the congratulations.
Congrats on 90k @MartinBüttner! :)
Congrats on 100k @MartinBüttner!! :D
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
Ok, now does my Upgoat Downgoat challenge look ready to post?
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DowngoatUpgoat or Downgoat? test-battery code-challenge Given an image of a goat, your program should best try to identify whether the goat is upside down, or not. Examples These are examples of what the input may be. Not actual inputs Input: Output: Downgoat Spec Your program should be at most ...

 
1) Back up data to Google drive, 2) Google detects "virus" in a file (false positive), 3) Can't download (ie. recover) backup since file is blocked by Google. 4) Effectively lost data. ಠ_ಠ
 
@Downgoat Will you be using other images not shown to score the answers? (and do you raise goats?)
 
6:39 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies I don't think I can because s are usually for answers to be optimized for the test cases.
If you need to know how to raise goats this may help: wikihow.com/Raise-Goats
 
@Downgoat But then thats a fine line to hardcoding
 
@Calvin'sHobbies hm true... I guess I could make it just a
but then I would have to rescore each answer...
 
@Downgoat @Calvin'sHobbies donate.worldvision.org/goat
 
@mınxomaτ zip -e is your friend.
 
ccrypt is a nice little tool, possibly more suitable
 
6:45 PM
@Downgoat who draws those images...
 
@aditsu 3 3d = --> 1 ... [3] 3d & --> ""
@Adnan thanks :) (cc @mınxomaτ)
 
@Downgoat Just to clarify: I never said you should allow hardcoding. I just said that, if you don't, you shouldn't tag it .
 
@MartinBüttner that's how java does it, apparently
 
6:48 PM
@Downgoat [image-processing] is applicable regardless
 
@aditsu oh, are you using built-ins for both? I thought & would have been implemented based on some custom code.
 
= is handled more manually, & uses retainAll
 
ah okay
 
although, I should probably debug it to see exactly why and where it doesn't match
 
it's not that important. you should rather add n (as oNo)... how many lines of code can that be? ;)
 
6:53 PM
ah, if you do Long.equals(non-Long), it always returns false
haha, ok, I'll try to do that tomorrow
 
@Downgoat Do you fear large purple cats?
 
@VoteToClose "How to declaw your panther"?
 
@VoteToClose o shit, yes, falls down
 
> Goat manure is not "hot" like chicken manure and does not burn plants as easily.
Burn? BURN?
 
@VoteToClose I dunno, but some orange horses had better fear some blue panthers... :P
@VoteToClose Could be due to acid?
 
7:07 PM
What's up with the American Football stuff tonight?
 
Superbowl 50 today.
 
Wat?
 
Denver Broncos vs. Carolina Panthers.
 
Garshdingusdangit.
 
7:07 PM
One big reason I know: the Panthers are the team of the state I grew up in. :P
 
game starts in 4.5 hours
 
> “For the moment, however, the mouse remains in the trap while we decide what to do with it. One option is a dignified burial, another is to desiccate it or have it prepared to remain as a permanent feature of the mouse trap for our new displays. We’ll let you know what we decide.”
 
I "discovered" something interesting while working on my new esolang: if you define subtraction as a ternary operator a-b-c, with semantics a-(b-c) when written in terms of the normal binary subtraction... then subtraction becomes associative: (a-b-c)-d-e, a-(b-c-d)-e and a-b-(c-d-e) all evaluate to the same thing so a-b-c-d-e is unambiguous.
the same would work for division provided your language works with rational types such that division and multiplication are reliable inverses of each other.
 
54 mins ago, by Calvin's Hobbies
@RikerW Bet you 100 fake rep that the Broncos will win. (I'd bet real rep but Mar and Door might get fussy.)
Same goes
 
I'm rooting for the Panthers but not betting any rep. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman Interesting!
 
When I was asked who I would be rooting for, I chose the Panthers solely because panthers are cats, broncos are horses, and cats are cuter than horses.
 
........whatever works!
 
7:35 PM
I don’t play Go, but I love reading about it
Super hyped for the AlphaGo v. Sidol thing
 
@MartinBüttner That generalizes to all groups (with a slightly different definition for associativity). See heap.
 
oh cool... I knew I put the "discovered" in quotes for a reason :P
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I would too, but I don't want to lose over 1/5 of my rep. :(
@Doorknob lol
 
I'm rooting for the Mets :p
 
lol
Not handegg then.
 
7:42 PM
I'm rooting for the fans
 
oh really? they're different?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Can random messages restart chat, or is it only geobits' jokes?
 
halp geobits's vs geobits' vs geobits'es
 
7:49 PM
Sorry, I had some stuff to take care of. Where were we?
 
Are you on mobile per chance?
 
I read that as take carrot tarot
@Geobits AARDVARKLAND!!!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Me? Not at the moment.
 
@RikerW Been there. 2/5 stars.
 
7:50 PM
lol
 
A somewhat playable Minecraft game in 1022 bytes. (How to play)
5
 
There is lightning?
 
@RikerW Lightning?
 
It is making boom/crash noises and flashing...
IDK
That was fun.
I built a giant house.
 
7:59 PM
Did he just eat a lemon?
2
 
What's a good ASCII character to represent ending a code block?
 
^
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ but then it's unmatched!
 
literally ^
 
7:59 PM
@Cyoce Full stop? .
 

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