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9:11 PM
@Dennis Can you pull pl?
I finally fixed the interpreter so it actually works.
which means I can actually work on it again
 
@Mego I always provide the source.
 
@Doorknob I just saw your Ruby holy numbers solution. I had no idea lazy enumerators were a thing in Ruby.
so cool
@El'endiaStarman Asm.js is just really optimized JS (about 1.5 times faster than regular JS). The point of how the structure works however is that it can be transpiled to easily
 
Ah-huh, okay.
 
@El'endiaStarman re your sandbox post. code challenge is probably best, unless the scoring actually turns out to be "language specific" code golf... but looking at the things you want to factor into the score, make it a code challenge.
 
Sounds good.
 
9:23 PM
@Mego stawp
i tri so herd to catch up
Well at least El'endia is still in reach
 
Just you wait until I post N Battleship. :P
 
Anonymous
@quartata Make like a tomato
 
@El'endiaStarman nuuuuuu
i tri for thirtee minut
but no rep
 
I wonder if there's a permutation (without leading zeroes) of 9886400 which can be represented in less than 7 bytes (in CJam)...
 
That's an oddly specific question. :P
 
9:27 PM
well yeah, golfing Mego's challenge right now
I just need a number with exactly those digits
permutations of 98864 in less than 5 bytes would be fine too, since I can get the 00 in two bytes even if it's not part of the literal
 
Tried factoring it? (Although I doubt there would be a nice factorization that would let you do it in 6 bytes)
 
@MartinBüttner Shortest I think I can get for the alphabet without using the trivial replace operation:
http://retina.tryitonline.net/#code=CjI2ClxkKwokMCQqegpUK2BsYHpsYCguKSg_PVwxKQ&input=
 
looking at factorisations of the permutations of 98864 right now (and all numbers off by one) nothing very useful yet
@mbomb007 I've got 24
 
6008489 is the 413410th prime (not helpful, but interesting).
 
yeah, CJam doesn't have nth prime, nice idea though
 
9:34 PM
 
@SuperJedi224 That is not a small number.
 
Oh, it's a Mersenne prime?
Oh wait
I thought you meant that 6008489 was :P
That's the Mersenne prime they just found, right?
 
It's cool.
 
Anonymous
nth prime is a super-useful feature to have
 
9:38 PM
@Dennis I seem to recall that you said you couldn't get CPAN working on TIO. Is this correct?
If so that's a bummer I'll have to implement things by hand instead of being lazy
 
got 2991Y#( but still 7 bytes :(
 
Anonymous
@quartata Just implement CPAN yourself, ezpz
 
@Mego CPAN is the Perl package manager.
 
@MartinBüttner What does that code do?
 
it computes a number with the digits 9886400 (in a different order)
 
9:41 PM
@ETHproductions 2991^2-1
 
@Mego "The first 25 holy integers with holiness h >= 2 are:"
should 10, 18, 20, 28, 30, 38 also be in this list?
 
@DigitalTrauma holy integers can't have unholy digits.
 
^
 
oh, I see
thanks
 
"5 is right out!"
2
 
9:43 PM
@mbomb007 +1 for reference
 
Anonymous
@quartata I know. Just implement it yourself. Can't be too hard :P
 
Anonymous
@DigitalTrauma There is no redemption for numbers with unholy digits, no matter how holy their other digits might be. Single drop and whatnot.
 
@Mego apostasy
 
986048 == 993^2-1
 
hm yeah doesn't help though
I need that second zero
 
9:46 PM
*10?
 
Then it would be 8 bytes.
 
@El'endiaStarman costs at least a byte, right? :P
(two in practice)
 
Oh, bummer.
 
I don't think there's a way to shorten it.
 
I can do *100 in 2 bytes, so leaving off both zeroes is an option
 
9:47 PM
Then again we'll never know really
 
but *10 also needs 2 bytes.
 
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Q: Random passwords vs Common passwords

Nathan MerrillOn Github, there is a list of the 10,000 most common passwords. I've also generated my own list of random passwords. Your job is to identify the difference between the two lists (with 100% accuracy). Therefore, your program needs to accept a string, and return: A truthy value if the password...

 
@quartata 6-byte programs should be kinda brute-forcible...
 
I meant more as a joke because Kolmogorov complexity is uncomputable
But yeah you could probably brute force 6 byte programs.
Just arithmetic operators, numbers and variables.
I think you should just accept the seven bytes for now though :P
 
morning
 
9:49 PM
@MartinBüttner Got down to 29: retina.tryitonline.net/…
 
@quartata '뜩ie2 ... still 7 bytes T_T
@mbomb007 yeah that's pretty close to what I've got
 
Anonymous
@Quill -1 no holes
 
@Martin 68849 == 11^2 * 569, if that helps
probably not
 
nope, sorry
that's BB*569*, longer than the number itself :/
 
9:52 PM
@MartinBüttner Oh, I didn't think about ord
 
doesn't help though since it only goes up to 2^16, where the number of bytes is the same as the number of digits you can generate
 
Yeah.
@Mego it's got eyeholes
 
Anonymous
@quartata But they're filled
 
Anonymous
With like eyes and stuff
 
There's also the tiny holes along the side for the swim bladder stuff
And a mouth
 
Anonymous
9:55 PM
Mouth is closed
 
Anonymous
Stop defending the heretic fish
 
what about the gills though?
 
Anonymous
heretic fish
 
he's just kinda hereticf
 
@MartinBüttner those aren't exactly holes
 
9:57 PM
Simon Fish (died 1531) was a 16th-century Protestant reformer and English propagandist. Fish is best known for helping to spread William Tyndale's New Testament and for authoring the vehemently anti-clerical pamphlet Supplication for the Beggars (also spelled A Supplycacion for the Beggars) which was condemned as heretical by the Roman Catholic Church on 24 May 1530. His pamphlet can be seen as a precursor to the English Reformation and, more broadly, the Protestant Reformation. Fish was eventually arrested in London on charges of heresy, but was stricken with bubonic plague and died before he...
 
@quartata you can poke your finger through them. they're holes.
 
First search result ^^
 
^ Holy fish.
 
hahahahaha
The lateral line is a system of sense organs found in aquatic vertebrates, mainly fish, used to detect movement and vibration in the surrounding water. The sensory ability is achieved via modified epithelial cells, known as hair cells, which respond to displacement caused by motion and transduce these signals into electrical impulses via excitatory synapses. Lateral lines serve an important role in schooling behavior, predation, and orientation. For example, fish can use their lateral line system to follow the vortices produced by fleeing prey. They are usually visible as faint lines runnin...
Ah, here we go.
There. Holes.
 
Anonymous
no redemption for the heretic fish
 
9:59 PM
It's not a heretic. It's got little tiny holes.
All fish do.
 
Anonymous
 
Anonymous
(from the excellent card game, Exploding Kittens)
 
ah, the good old pope of nope
@Mego yeah, I've got both decks. I almost never get around to playing it though.
 
Anonymous
@MartinBüttner My gf and I have the nsfw deck. We play it when we have friends over and bottles opened.
 
Anonymous
We also both bought the app
 
10:01 PM
oh I didn't know there was an app
 
Cards against Humanity is fun for that kind of situation too
 
true
best draw I've had in CaH was "What does Vin Diesel eat for breakfast?" "Tom Cruise."
 
Anonymous
CaH is fun for about 20 minutes and then it gets boring
 
agreed
 
@Mego I love that game! Got it for Christmas. :D
 
10:05 PM
@MartinBüttner This might be stretching it, but sqrt(279) contains the string 8849006
I think I'm done looking now :P
 
wut
 
Anonymous
@mbomb007 I actually don't know what any of the cards from the innocent deck look like. We specifically bought the nsfw deck because we're horrible people.
 
@MartinBüttner I found 2991Y#( for also 7 bytes. It's cute!
 
Anonymous
10:10 PM
What a huge mistake
 
It's weird sometimes to read a comic that applies equally well 7 years later.
 
Anonymous
17*
 
@Mego I wanted to be able to play it with anybody, not just adults.
 
.....shoot. 17.
 
Anonymous
@mbomb007 I don't know any non-adults that I would want to play games with
 
10:11 PM
Can't even math.
 
@quartata Pulled.
 
That's so weird.
17 years.
 
Anonymous
And it doesn't fit equally well; E7 was worth watching
 
That's irrelevant.
 
@quartata We had some issues with CPAN, but I don't remember exactly what it was.
 
10:12 PM
@Mego Some churches, libraries, organizations, etc have game nights.
I go to a chess/boardgame thingy at my local library.
 
@Mego So it was totally different from the first 6?
 
@Dennis No.
 
@Dennis ಠ_ಠ
 
I'll have to watch it eventually (my wife will make me), but I'm not looking forward to it.
 
@Dennis It paid homage to the original trilogy. It had to appeal to the original SW fans, otherwise they wouldn't have gone to see it.
Fewer ppl would have gone if it didn't have Han Solo, Leia, and Chewy, etc.
That's probably their reasoning, anyway.
 
10:15 PM
Oh, it's about the old characters?
 
No, the protagonists (and antagonists) are new characters.
But they are significant supporting characters.
 
As long as it means that Jar Jar won't be there.
 
@Dennis Oops that update broke Catalan Numbers
one second
 
Anonymous
Jar Jar doesn't exist
 
@Dennis J.J. Abrams seriously considered putting Jar Jar's bones on a sand dune.
 
Anonymous
10:17 PM
@mbomb007 The closest thing is my local comic shop, and they have a separate table for ankle biters kids
 
googles J. J. Abrams
 
@Dennis J.J. stands for Jar Jar.
 
finds out there will be more Star Wars movies
 
@Dennis /me facepalm
 
...well, yes, VII was the first of the sequel trilogy.
 
10:20 PM
I've known about plans for ep. 7-9 for like 8 years.
 
@Dennis I can see how E7 may be a big disappointment, if you aren't expecting the right things.
 
@mbomb007 Shows how much I care about Star Wars.
 
You at least like LOTR, right?
 
@Zgarb Trust me, there's no way a Star Wars movie could disappoint me. Pleasantly surprise? Definitely. But disappoint?
@mbomb007 The books were great. The movies... weren't bad, but the books were better.
 
@Dennis doesn't like star wars? SACRELIGE
 
10:24 PM
@Dennis I guess a better wording would then be "if you're expecting the wrong things".
 
@Dennis Fixed, I forgot to add a check for an undefined function result.
pull pls
 
@RikerW Star Trek >>> Star Wars
 
^
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ star trek is great
 
10:27 PM
@quartata Pulled pl.
 
@Dennis Thanks.
 
I've never seen any Star Trek. Maybe I should.
 
Now it's time to make pl great again.
 
You see, before, anyone who looked at the code for pl would have their eyes spontaneously combust.
I fixed that.
Now it actually looks like it was written by someone who knew how to code in Perl.
 
10:28 PM
Is there a way to change file associations on github? It's thinking my custom .st files are smalltalk or html for some reason
 
@quartata Sounds like a feature.
 
@Zgarb Maybe, but I had to pay for a lot of Dennis's medical bills
Rather bothersome
I wonder if dualvar will ever actually come in handy while golfing
or if it even works
 
Does anyone know if it is possible to rotate only one corner of a 4x4 rubiks cube without disassembly?
 
Define "disassembly."
 
Taking apart the pieces
Not doing valid rubiks move
 
10:32 PM
OK, sure. Just spray paint the pieces the colors you want.
@Justin Oh, that's a different story.
 
@Justin I'm not absolutely certain but I think not. (pretty sure I've been in that situation too and had to take cube apart)
 
@Justin Not possible. Source: this blog.
 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there isn't a way.
 
Wonder how my roommate got it that way...
 
@Justin Probably took it apart or applied new stickers.
 
10:35 PM
Oh, it was a 4x4 cube.
 
Yeah
 
Not sure if my source applies then.
 
Lemme see if I can do that with mine...
 
@Justin If it's got some play you might be able to force it to rotate in place without a full disassembly (I'm sure I've done that for some pieces, maybe not the corner though)
 
okay
 
10:37 PM
Well, if any disassembly is allowed, you can just pop out an edge, move the corner, rotate it, move it back, and push the edge back in.
Mine isn't loose enough to rotate the corner without taking any pieces out.
 
Ok. My old 4x4 broke and I only have a 6x6 left which is much more malleable
Can anyone attest to the quality of the cheap 7x7's on amazon? (the first 3 here)
 
@MartinBüttner I can't figure out how to shorten it past 28... retina.tryitonline.net/…
 
11:00 PM
0
Q: Given the lengths of 20 images, output the combination with the fewest pages when appended

TimYou have around 10 cat-pictures. You want to print these cats' pictures out, one below the other. However, you are tight on paper, and so you want to use a few A4 pages as possible. Given the lengths of the cat photos, output an order that uses the fewest A4 pages, and the page count. An A4 p...

 
@NewMainPosts tpu-
Oh wait this isn't smoke detector
also lal
 
somebody should make a challenge "Is this rubicks configuration valid"
 
Hmm I thought I had pl all fixed up but something is still broken with arrays
It appears to only occur on the online interpreter though
@NewMainPosts Have we had a packing problem like this before?
 
11:16 PM
OH I REMEMBERED MY FANTASTIC CHALLENGE IDEA
"Draw the asymptotes"
 
Anonymous
-1 for false promises :P
 
Anonymous
(insinuating that it doesn't sound all that fantastic)
 
I think it's pretty neat
 
@AlexA. Can you post a Lenny really quick? I want to save it to my keyboard. :D
 
11:19 PM
Given an image, draw on it asymptotes.
 
Anonymous
I was joking
 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
@Mego Oh.
 
Almost.
kek
 
Anonymous
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
 
Thanks.
 
11:22 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What does that mean?
 
The good news is that I got the cube back together after taking it apart. The bad news is that I didn't fix the problem...
 
@NewMainPosts why isn't this closed yet
 
@quartata Done
 
Given an image like this:
Output something like this:
 
are the grid lines nessacary
it seems like they'll get in the way
 
11:26 PM
^
 
It was just an example.
:P
 
FIXED!!!
 
Yay
 
@somebody it should now work in Firefox
 
11:43 PM
My programming assignment wants me to use if statements to find the minimum of two numbers, but I used Math.min(a,b). I feel so edgy.
 
Anonymous
Oh man don't cut yourself on that edge
 
@Eridan that's not edgy
 
Anonymous
Clearly by solving a problem in a way that you were not supposed to, your teacher will come to recognize your superiority
 
Anonymous
Works 100% of the time every time
 
a + (a > b)*(b - a)
now THAT's edgy
 
11:48 PM
But the same number of bytes so
 
@orlp does that work in java?
can you use bools as ints?
 
@Maltysen I don't know, never used Java
 
@Maltysen No it doesn't.
You can't use booleans as ints.
That's just nasty.
 
@quartata why
false = 0, true = 1
 
Back up to 10.6 qpd
 
11:59 PM
@orlp Because the two shouldn't mix
@Doorknob \o/
 

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