The Nineteenth Byte

undergroundmonorail

12:02 AM

i was just in here thinking it was the nineteenth byte

i thought everyone had died because of how empty it was

oops

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

xD

This is totally legit, though: conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/…

undergroundmonorail

this but in dvorak would probably be a dupe, huh

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ such real code, much belief

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen No, I'm serious, it's real code.

Maltysen

hahaha

FlagAsSpam

12:04 AM

It is. xD

(can confirm)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam :D

FlagAsSpam

(is too trusting)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:( I feel bad now

I shall not post any more rickroll links

undergroundmonorail

are the buttons all broken or does the code not do anything

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@undergroundmonorail Browser and platform?

quartata

12:05 AM

@undergroundmonorail need ES6

undergroundmonorail

chromium, arch

FlagAsSpam

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^ Same thing happening to me.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o_O

undergroundmonorail

i thought i had es6, maybe not though

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It's not ES6 dependant

TanMath

12:05 AM

0

A: Sing Happy Birthday to your favourite programming language

Seriously, 59 bytes (non-competitive) "Happy Birthday to You";;.."Happy Birthday Dear Seriously". Explanation: Push "Happy Birthday to You" and duplicate twice so three "Happy Birthday To You". Pop and print two of them, push "Happy Birthday Dear Seriously" and pop and print. And then the rema...

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Safari 9.1.

TanMath

@Mego Happy 3 month Birthday to Seriously!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Refresh your page?

undergroundmonorail

Uncaught Reference Error: Jolf is not defined

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o-o

undergroundmonorail

12:06 AM

at var x = new Jolf(document.getElementById("code").value);

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Welll, yeah.

You using IE?

undergroundmonorail

chromium

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

That's the only browser I can confirm for that to happen.

@undergroundmonorail ಠ_ಠ

undergroundmonorail

what's wrong with chromium

FlagAsSpam

Using Safari, same problem.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:07 AM

It works in Chrome and Firefox

Same problem @FlagAsSpam?

Maltysen

^

quartata

Shit, you can't use variable interpolation in translate in Perl.

TanMath

almost to 750!

quartata

That means I have to use eval.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:D

quartata

12:07 AM

Which means I can't have it in the online interpreter.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata You could.... you'd just have do it in JS as well.

I could help you with that.

quartata

@Dennis This new update is going to have two versions, a safe and a non-safe version. Make sure you're using the safe version when you pull it

undergroundmonorail

i also get Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token ... at function jolf(code,...args){

Maltysen

splatting?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@undergroundmonorail Ah.

FlagAsSpam

12:09 AM

(cough) @quartata

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do try ... catch not work in Chromium? o_O

quartata

@FlagAsSpam shush

FlagAsSpam

There is literally a tool for this.

quartata

I use a lot of features of Perl that there's no way any tool could translate

My Perl is very Perl-esque.

TanMath

Come join me here!:

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:11 AM

So... your Perl is Alex?

TanMath

🎆 New Year Esolang Design (and puppi…

A place where nobody comes to talk about building the first es...

undergroundmonorail

i don't know any perl but from what i've heard about it, it seems scary

FlagAsSpam

Quick comment on Perl.

13 hours ago, by FlagAsSpam

I like how perl has a part of the distribution specifically for thanking the creators of perl. See: perlthanks

undergroundmonorail

some kind of eldritch abomination the likes of which malbolge programmers can't compehend

i know that's not the case

but it has that reputation

quartata

@FlagAsSpam It's just an alias to perlbug I think

Let's you send a message to the Perl mailing list thingy

@undergroundmonorail It's really not.

FlagAsSpam

12:13 AM

>perlthanks
This program provides an easy way to send a thank-you message
back to the authors and maintainers of perl.

If you wish to submit a bug report, please run it without the -T
flag (or run the program perlbug rather than perlthanks)

First of all, please provide a subject for the message.
Subject: ^C

quartata

Yeah/

perlthanks = perlbug -T

FlagAsSpam

Still - the fact that it exists is annoying to me. xD

Alex A.

The fact that what exists, Perl?

Yeah, that annoys me too.

FlagAsSpam

As an extension, yes.

Maltysen

@AlexA. rekt

Alex A.

12:14 AM

hahaha

undergroundmonorail

i should put something in the pb spec that says "a compliant interpreter must email me the first time it's run" so i'll know if anyone else ever uses it

:P

someone posted a program in the esolangs talk page and i was so excited because i knew someone other than me had used my language haha

TanMath

this needs to be suspended:

🎆 New Year Esolang Design (and puppi…

A place where nobody comes to talk about building the first es...

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[Dubstep] - Arion - Elements of Sanity [Monstercat Release]

►

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

offer I can port your interpreter to JavaScript

Alex A.

@TanMath Why?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:17 AM

As long as you have a clear spec

TanMath

@AlexA. it has no reason to live!

Doorknob

@TanMath then stop posting in it?

Alex A.

It has as much right to exist as any other chat room in the Stack Exchange network.

undergroundmonorail

Rooms freeze after a period of inactivity

TanMath

nobody cares about it... nobody loves it... it has no purpose...

@Doorknob i will now!

Alex A.

12:19 AM

Then let it fall into inactivity and it will automatically get frozen after a period of time.

TanMath

@undergroundmonorail can you do like an accelerated freezing?

Alex A.

Yes, moderators can freeze or delete rooms.

TanMath

@AlexA. that is all I can do?

Alex A.

But we have no reason to do so in this case.

@TanMath Yes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

\o/ 2nd gold badge

Alex A.

12:19 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Congrats!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I think

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Maybe congrats?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

NEVERMIND D:

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Congratulations revoked.

3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Vote on 600 questions and 25% or more of total votes are on questions
600/600 question votes
20/25 percent on questions

quartata

12:20 AM

roasted

Alex A.

haha

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I cannot vote on answers until I get 25% question upvote/down rate

Calvin's Hobbies

in 🎆 New Year Esolang Design 🎆, 19 secs ago, by Calvin's Hobbies

FlagAsSpam

Time to spam some question voting! :D

undergroundmonorail

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not sure if you're talking to me or not but if you are, thank you i appreciate it a lot but the language does some python specific stuff, such that a port in any other language would have to figure out how to emulate python's eval, etc. it's also not very good :P

Calvin's Hobbies

12:21 AM

It now has purpose

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies oooooooooooooo my god ahhhhhhhhhhhh

PUPPIES

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@undergroundmonorail I was talking to all.

undergroundmonorail

okay cool

quartata

@AlexA. !

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

But JS does have a pyth evaluate function

undergroundmonorail

12:21 AM

huh, neat

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

in 🎆 New Year Esolang Design 🎆, 50 secs ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Now we cannot kill the room.

Alex A.

@quartata PUPPIES

quartata

!!

TanMath

new name for the room BTW

FlagAsSpam

ermehgerd one of my favorite songs in this playlist finally popped up.

[Dubstep] - Going Quantum & Stephen Walking - Full Grizzly [Monstercat Release]

►

It never turns up for whatever reason.

Idk why.

(I log about 3 hours on this playlist every day, so)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:25 AM

o_o

hi-fives

TanMath

The first esoteric language of the year is called "Puppy"

FlagAsSpam

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ For what?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Monstercat is amazing. I just realized that was the author :P

TanMath

@FlagAsSpam funny name!

PhiNotPi

Okay, I think I'm going to try and resurrect another one of my sandbox posts.

FlagAsSpam

12:28 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Monstercat is a distributor, Going Quantum & Stephen Walking are the authors.

(two bands. :P)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam Whatever the term is :P

FlagAsSpam

But yes. Monstercat is awesome.

My autocorrect has dyslexia.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

what

XD

Doorknob

... wait, you have autocorrect on a desktop computer? O_o

FlagAsSpam

I have Mac OSX.

Autocorrect is everywhere here.

Doorknob

12:32 AM

OSX has autocorrect? O_O

FlagAsSpam

Yes.

There's even a pane in System Preferences for it.

Alex A.

Weird, I use OS X and I didn't even know that.

It must not be on by default.

FlagAsSpam

What version?

Alex A.

10.10.5

Doorknob

In what universe is autocorrect on desktop a remotely sane idea?

10

FlagAsSpam

12:33 AM

Should be check marked on Mavericks+

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Name your programming language if you want to be in an easter egg.

FlagAsSpam

Vitsy.

Something to do with naming a child.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam You like that symbol ᕓ?

FlagAsSpam

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeaaaah.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

cool

Alex A.

12:35 AM

@FlagAsSpam Weird, it's checked but that "feature" never activates for me. That is, I've never noticed it trying to correct anything except in TextEdit.

FlagAsSpam

Nov 21 '15 at 23:23, by El'endia Starman

@VoteToClose If/when you have an actual, biological child...name it Vitsy. :P

Alex A.

@Doorknob Agreed

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam xD

FlagAsSpam

@AlexA. What browser are you using?

Alex A.

Safari

quartata

12:35 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ pl

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata ᖀ?

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ShortPy or Puppy!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Sure.

12:36 AM

@quartata Cool

quartata

Or "¶"

Alex A.

@FlagAsSpam Ah. All of those are turned off for me.

FlagAsSpam

@AlexA. Yeah - those are on by default, you turned them off at some point.

Alex A.

Disabling spell check and cookies is my first task for any browser.

Doorknob

@FlagAsSpam It's always so weird and disorienting to look at chat screenshots and see other-than-yourself highlighted in blue

Alex A.

12:37 AM

^

Ahoy

ello!

@AlexA. cookies?

@BlockCoder1392 Hi

y u disable cookyz

12:38 AM

^Fourteen of my drawception drawings

Would you guys like to caption some of them?

Alex A.

@Maltysen I set it for websites I visit only, i.e. disabling third party cookies. I'd set it to current site only but one of the sites I need for my master's program does like 50 redirects and fails without liberal cookie settings.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata Done.

FlagAsSpam

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Can you make it say: "When I have a child, I will name them Vitsy, and they shall appreciate their namesake."?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yes!

TanMath

@FlagAsSpam when you do have a child, will you name it Vitsy?

Doorknob

12:41 AM

> when

TanMath

it is actually a pretty gender independent name!

FlagAsSpam

@TanMath Yeah. xD

TanMath

haha!

undergroundmonorail

i'm going to find some of my drawception drawings

Alex A.

@TanMath I disagree; I think it sounds pretty distinctly feminine.

FlagAsSpam

12:42 AM

strawpoll.me/6127121/r

undergroundmonorail

TanMath

@AlexA. really? Maybe Vits is more masculine

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

undergroundmonorail

@undergroundmonorail this is probably the one i'm most proud of

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Ha!

FlagAsSpam

12:43 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yus.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman Which one? ᗰ ᙢ ᙏ ᙜ ᘻ

BlockCoder1392

?hi?

TanMath

@BlockCoder1392 hello again!

FlagAsSpam

@FlagAsSpam By the way, this was actually a thing that we did, asking code golfers for their opinions on what they'd name their children if they were forced to name them after programming languages.

TanMath

you didn't see me saying hello?

El'endia Starman

12:44 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why're you asking me?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Jolf Easter egg

TanMath

@El'endiaStarman cause you made minkolang

El'endia Starman

ahh

BlockCoder1392

I got pingdd for mo reson\

El'endia Starman

I like the first one the most. ᗰ

FlagAsSpam

12:45 AM

> Brianfuck

undergroundmonorail

I think "When I have a child, I will name them Vitsy, and they shall appreciate their namesake." would be a good name for a programming language

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Cool!

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ whatever you do, don't add an Ostrich easter egg <.< >.>

4

TanMath

@FlagAsSpam replying to yourself?

FlagAsSpam

@undergroundmonorail It'll be a branch off of Vitsy.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:45 AM

@Doorknob y not? :3

SuperJedi224

@undergroundmonorail In the less than a month since I joined, I've had to draw chewbacca going to mordor three times.

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ >:O

FlagAsSpam

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A: What programming languages have been created by PPCG users?

Vitsy Created by me, VTCAKAVSMoACE When I have a child, I will name them Vitsy, and they shall appreciate their namesake. Vitsy is a forced 1D language (meaning any code put on other lines is ignored*) that uses an instruction pointer to transverse code (similar to ><>). It is stack-based ...

Updated.

undergroundmonorail

@FlagAsSpam do you have a macro to automatically type that link? :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

But you must make your child a programmer.

12:46 AM

-1

What if I say "Bob disspproved"

SuperJedi224

FlagAsSpam

@SuperJedi224 10/10 very phallic

SuperJedi224

12:48 AM

The tower?

TanMath

> fiancé

FlagAsSpam

@SuperJedi224 You tell me. xD

@TanMath Long story.

BlockCoder1392

orz

Alex A.

@Zgarb Since you're an Emacs user, I figured I should show you this.

TanMath

@FlagAsSpam golf the story!

4

SuperJedi224

12:49 AM

@FlagAsSpam You're the one who brought it up.

FlagAsSpam

@SuperJedi224 No, the tower did.

BlockCoder1392

*make a long story short

SuperJedi224

The point is, I've had to draw essentially the same prompt three times. In under a month.

quartata

@GamrCorps Can you add printf to Glava?

I want to port my very first PPCG answer.

BlockCoder1392

strawpoll.me/6470251

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:50 AM

@Doorknob Nethack ^

quartata

He actually voted Perl.

TanMath

"There will be nethack everywhere!"

quartata

iz gud

undergroundmonorail

i don't draw and i've basically quit osu so my tablet is in my room at university (i'm still home for the holidays for a couple of days). now i want to play drawception and i can't :P

quartata

@undergroundmonorail You play osu?

undergroundmonorail

12:52 AM

i basically quit it :P

TanMath

I got 3 stars! me feels proud...

;)

undergroundmonorail

i got to the point where i'd have to practice for real if i wanted to improve, and i didn't want to have to practice for real so it just stopped being fun instead

melee is the only game i care about enough to actually practice it and try to get better

TanMath

@undergroundmonorail what are you talking about?

undergroundmonorail

osu

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

strawpoll.me/3

@TanMath one for each word.

TanMath

12:55 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yep!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ who are these people!