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7:00 PM
Live photo? Like a video...?
 
@Optimizer New to iPhone users I guess :P
 
4k on a phone or even tablet is ridiculous
on a 30" monitor it would be great
or larger
 
I don't think it means 4k display. 4k video recording, like several phones already have.
 
if not apple, then Sony definitely means display
 
FWIW, I agree that a 4k display on a phone/tablet is ridiculous (and probably a huge battery drain).
 
7:07 PM
Z5 premium. LOL
anyways, both 4K and Live photos have been there in other phones for at least an year
 
My phone can record 4K video
It's an oneplus one
And it cost 300€
 
My phone can do a backflip if I throw it correctly
 
My phone can be used as a handwarmer if I play games on it.
 
@AlexA. My phone can do it even if I don't throw it correctly
and it doesn't break coz its Nokia
 
my phone has a keyboard :)
 
7:09 PM
@aditsu Gross
 
no, phones with no keyboard are gross
 
My phone has a keyboard that vanishes when you don't need it ;)
 
@aditsu so you like to feel those keys ?
 
@Optimizer absolutely
 
Doorknob is so jealous right now
my phone has both living images and 4K recording since an year
 
7:11 PM
@aditsu sadly, that's 99.99999% of them now
@Optimizer a year
 
@aditsu every smartphone has a keyboard
 
Maybe he pronounces it without the 'y' :P
 
Its my life!
 
^ no keyboard
 
Why are there letters then?
 
7:13 PM
haha
@flawr That's actually an excellent question
 
@Optimizer no, every (smart)phone has a software-based poor excuse for a keyboard
 
@flawr Rotary9
 
Isn't it for phone numbers like "1-800-PHONE-HOME"?
 
@flawr so you can dial 1-555-YOUR-MOM
 
@flawr Many (most?) places used a two-letter prefix to numbers a long time ago.
 
7:14 PM
This is just an american thing, I haven't ever seen it anywhere else=)
 
translate de: American
 
My gradparents had the phone number 17.
 
(from English) Amerikanische
 
its definitely for messaging pagers
 
@flawr For real?
 
7:15 PM
Yes=)
 
:O
 
Not just America, some in Europe, too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_exchange_names
 
@Geobits But the article is only available in english^^
 
You're speaking English right now though
Do you not actually know English?
 
I don't know English. I speak 'Murrican.
Not sure how to spell it, though.
 
7:19 PM
@Geobits Yeah, I suppose I do as well. Sigh. bald eagle flies past as a dude eats a hotdog
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Hopefully that's a chili cheese dog, not just a hot dog. Would be unMurrican otherwise.
 
I think SE should allow colors in chat/questions/answers/comments
 
The horror...
 
@Geobits Perhaps. Hotdogs may not be distinctively American; a friend of mine was vegetarian until she visited Iceland and ate 7 hotdogs in a row.
 
Too bad there are no colored unicode characters.
Yet.
 
7:21 PM
I have a feeling chat would become extremely obnoxious to look at.
(That is, beyond the crap that people like me post in here)
 
The next step for unicode would be animated characters.
 
Animated colored unicode characters?
 
Why not, and while we're at it, why not adding sound?
You know, like the beep sound, that cannot be muted!
 
Isn't that like \0007 or something?
Unicode bell?
 
Well but we need every sound there is
it is unicode after all!
 
7:25 PM
You can program, get to it!
 
㍇㍃㎷㍆㏊㏂㎕㍝㍅㍏
 
I see neither movement nor color.
Nor to I hear a sound.
(Apparently I'm blind and deaf?)
 
That is because your computer doesn't support it yet!
 
SE needs to reimplement the <blink> tag
 
:O
 
7:30 PM
<marquee> please.
 
@Pietu1998 Has it ever worked on SE?
If so, I can see why they removed that.
 
@AlexA. No, but it doesn't even work in browsers nowadays.
 
That's probably because this isn't 1997.
 
Also <applet> and <plaintext> will be missed.
 
The first thing I did when learning html was making an old fashioned screensaver by nesting a horizontal and a vertical <marquee>, I was the hero of the class!
 
7:31 PM
Haha
 
Did you know there was a tripple-path-integral sign?
 
I did!
 
Looks like a confused bug.
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Or a canoe doing circles.
 
Why stop at 3? Why not 100?
⅋&
 
There's also the quadruple integral: ⨌
 
7:33 PM
Path integration exists beyond 3 dimensions, right? So it doesn't stop at 3.
@Zgarb Is there a way to do a quadruple path integral?
\circint in LaTeX IIRC
 
Yes, but unicode only has them up to 3!
 
You need to use UTF-n for n > 32.
 
@AlexA. In Unicode or in math?
 
Unicode
 
You know what this is? ⨒
 
7:36 PM
My comment above the one you linked to would contradict my question if I meant math
@flawr Sideways dancing eyeball man
 
I quote: "Line integration with rectangular path around pole"
 
⩦.⩦
 
I once used ⋈ in a research paper.
 
What is it?
Some kind of combinatorial nonsense?
 
7:41 PM
Unicode Character 'BOWTIE' (U+22C8)
= no idea
"Natural Join" --Wikipedia
 
"Is incomparable to"
 
stylized infinity
 
This is my favorite Unicode character (may require a font) ﷽
 
Ooooh a square. Nice :P
 
That is some crazy Arabic
I love Arabic calligraphy
Ugh, why do I have to reinstall VMWare Tools?
Because Windows sucks, that's why.
 
7:48 PM
^ This is what begging for stars looks like ;)
 
I personally don't see the character I posted on my laptop
 
@Pietu1998 we will not let you go
 
@Geobits Just stating the obvious :P
 
I think it works on my desktop though
 
translate: ﷽
(from English) ﷽
 
7:50 PM
apparently this is a character: 🖕
 
It's Unicode's "idk what that Unicode character is" character
 
"REVERSED HAND WITH MIDDLE FINGER EXTENDED"
 
HAHA! Is that a real Unicode character?
 
Yep, one of the new emojis
 
That makes me happy.
 
7:52 PM
It's disabled by default on iOS & Android IIRC
 
:(
iOS is the reason I was excited.
 
Things like WhatsApp support it though
 
Up dog?
 
app dog
 
Up dog.
 
...
 
.|..
 
#Challenge

Output the MP4 file to this video in the shortest code.

[code-golf] [kolmogorov-complexity]
 
8:04 PM
I pondered adding a pizza tag for my question below
 
As long as there's no pineapple then I say go for it
 
Stupid tags don't allow apostrophes.
 
8:07 PM
 
Nobody believes me :(
 
I believed you
(Note the past tense. That was carefully chosen so as not to imply that I will believe things you say in the future.)
 
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Q: Cut a pizza into identical slices

aditsu This is what I thought this question was going to be, before I fully read it. A group of code golfers walk into The Nineteenth Bite Pizzeria and order a pizza. It comes in an irregular shape, made of unit squares. Your task is to help them cut it into identical slices. That is, the slices mus...

 
Is there a list of characters that are not allowed in tags?
 
[tag:∰]
 
8:09 PM
@AlexA. I understood what you meant. (Note the past tense. That was carefully chosen so as not to imply that I will understand things you say in the future.)
 
that's a start
 
[tag:𝜆]
 
That tag almost looks real.
 
@Geobits because you weren't right :p
 
@Zgarb [tag:λ³]
 
8:13 PM
@aditsu I think you should add it and see what happens. Doorknob or CH might remove it but I won't.
 
nah, it's a bit overhanded..
 
8:15 PM
@aditsu I guess you could call that thing you used an apostrophe... I'm not fluent in N'Ko, so I'm not sure ;)
 
@NewMainPosts No... soup for you?
 
@Doorknob What
 
@Doorknob right, except.. pizza!
 
8:18 PM
@Geobits That seems more like a meta tag to me
Though we'll probably close it as off topic for sinning
 
It's not only meta, it's right.
 
@flawr What peanut butter does contain butter? D:
@aditsu
 
@AlexA.
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32 secs ago, by aditsu
 
I'm going to spend some time coming up with a good challenge to fit .
 
#hashtag
 
user image
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@Geobits
 
Best use of mod powers ever!
(although, I am in danger too)
 
Mod powers are most useful when it comes to chat banning Geobits for using tabs
 
document.getElementById('input').value=document.getElementById('input').value.s‌​plit(' ').map(a=>"[tag:"+a+"]").join(' ');
 
@Doorknob Deleting accounts of tab users won't make your unholy use of spaces right. It'll just feed your echo chamber, entrenching your beliefs until one day when the scales fall from your eyes. On that day, you will know the truth.
 
Really? Somebody flagged me for that? :P
 
Somebody flagged @Doorknob too!
 
@Geobits - /Sighs
 
Shockingly, I can see and respond to flags on my own posts.
 
Please stop. Flags aren't jokes. They get broadcast to every single moderator and 10k+ user on chat.
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8:27 PM
^
 
yeah.. although, how come we get a new mod pop in everytime we have flags (which happens rarely though)?
 
@Doorknob - Indeed. And flagging maliciously is cause for suspension
hint hint
 
Also, moderators can see who flagged a message. Just sayin'.
 
^
 
who flagged yours? ;)
 
8:28 PM
WHO KEEPS STARRING MY CARETS
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@Optimizer Because everyone 10K+ (and mods) in every chat room sees them, and some pop in to see context before deciding whether to agree or invalidate.
 
mods can't see that?
 
@Optimizer We can see it, but we're not allowed to tell.
 
^
:D
 
8:29 PM
people love carrots !!
 
Mmm carets
 
I still think it's weird that I can see/invalidate flags on my own posts.
 
Hahahaha
 
@BetaDecay ninja'd
 
waits for starboard full of car(e|ro)ts
 
8:29 PM
@Geobits This is rather odd, though I suppose it gives you the opportunity to delete it yourself before a mod steps in.
 
Are car(e|ro)ts the new ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ
 
@Optimizer Carrot ninja?
 
I don't carrot all.
 
8:30 PM
@AlexA. the blue is enough for that
 
@flawr That pun physically hurts me.
 
@Doorknob apparently ಠ_ಠ is old now
 
@Doorknob The new rectangle-underscore-rectangle?
 
@Dennis fix your font :P
 
^_^
 
8:30 PM
^
 
yaaaay!!!!
 
fix your fonts
 
^ is the new ಠ_ಠ
 
8:31 PM
@aditsu My friend's cousin dated him. D:
 
[tag:(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻]
 
haha, was he nice?
 
@aditsu No
 
oh.
 
8:32 PM
(from what I've heard)
 
srsly?
I see.
 
AH THE STARS I CAN"T TAKE IT
 
mods can unstar things, but don't know who starred them?
 
@Optimizer Correct.
 
Mods can unstar things?
 
8:34 PM
@AlexA. awww
 
:|
 
@AlexA. - Yes
 
It used to be possible to see who starred a thing through the WebSockets, but not anymore AFAIK.
 
@Richard Good to know, thanks.
 
Mods should also be able to reverse that, i.e. force a random user to star a message
 
8:35 PM
Someone is unstarring my messages even before they get starred! its really hard for me to get stars :(
 
(The removal of this "feature" is my fault.)
 
@AlexA. is on an unstarring spree!
 
No, I don't know how to do it
 
@AlexA. - But I do /tee-hee
 
People are apparently running out of stars
 
8:35 PM
Noooo, not the carets!
 
@Richard is ruining all the fun.
 
Yes, I agree :P
 
booo
 
Can I use more stars if I unstar something?
 
no
 
8:37 PM
:(
 
@Pietu1998 wha? I didn't know that was possible
 
@aditsu Almost everything is rate-limited on SE.
 
boo!
 
That's for the best
@Richard What... is that
 
8:38 PM
My God. It's full of stars....
 
Is that from 2001?
 
@AlexA. - Yup
 
My God. It's full of mods....
 
@Optimizer - Alas, I can't kick-ban moderators.
 
> Alas
:(
 
8:39 PM
^
 
@Richard we would have over-powered you otherwise :P
 
@Optimizer - I outnumber you 1 to 3
 
What does ^ mean here?
 
8:40 PM
@Richard 3 PPCG mods vs 1 outsider mod
 
@flawr It means ^
 
@flawr - It generally means "I agree with the thing above"
@Optimizer - Did you not see my enormous hammer?
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So how do you express if you do not?
< if you do not care?
 
@Richard on Code Golf, smaller is better
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Tiny hammers?
 
8:41 PM
@flawr u do not message
 
@Doorknob - Elected mods or pro-tem?
 
^ The PPCG mod team's mod hammers.
 
@Richard In here we tend to make things as small as possible
 
@Richard both
 
8:41 PM
Idk, I'm fairly tall
 
@Optimizer - Mini-mods and maxi-mods?
 
Elected pro-tem
 
@Richard is it compensating for something? :p
 
^
 
@aditsu - Surprisingly, no
 
8:42 PM
"surprisingly"
 
It's just a generally large hammer.
 
you mean "uselessly large hammer"
 
On a completely unrelated note, Hardware Recommendations is in private beta.
 
@flawr Unstarred caret, apparently the star cap is way too low
 
remedied
 
8:43 PM
what was the way to enter private beta, again?
 
@Doorknob "Which fan to cool compute" "Use ceiling fan, make cool compute"
 
@Optimizer Through A51
 
@AlexA. "instructions not clear ..."
 
ughh, no question on skylake yet ?
 
I leave for five minutes and this happens...
 
@flawr What does this have to do with hammers?
 
8:53 PM
 
@Doorknob In our defense, it is hammer time.
 
wow, just wrote a simple code to convert these utube links to embeds so that i can play them right here :D
 
^ incredible (watch without sound if you absolutely have to)
 
poor cat..
 

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