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10:00 PM
Your documentation is really specific and clear 10/10
> Strings are things, and they do the things
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@quartata oh that's still there?
oh crap
i thought i .gitignored that
 
@anOKsquirrel It's OK, I've seen worse first-release documentation
 
@quartata Aww, I was just about to quote that here!
 
@quartata that was a 2 in the morning thing
 
> seperatored
There.
 
10:02 PM
@El'endiaStarman oh my gosh
 
> mystical ' symbol
 
Maybe coding at 2 in the morning is not for you. :P
 
@quartata i dunt even use that
i use the " symbol
what is wrong with me
 
@anOKsquirrel Generally ' is for characters and " is for strings
 
@quartata k
wait, so basically
 
10:04 PM
It really rustles my jimmies when languages let them be used interchangeably
 
> Generally clone CJam
 
@anOKsquirrel No, it's a standard practice.
 
@quartata whoops :P
@quartata in code golf :P yeah, I know. I haven't added it yet
 
I mean it's standard practice because C does it.
If you don't like C that's OK though.
 
@quartata Your jimmies will be VERY rustled when I develop PY-ACIDIC. :P (I plan to follow the Python convention regarding " and ' for strings, and maybe I'll use ` for numbers when necessary.)
 
10:05 PM
I hate C.
 
@quartata it helps avoid annoying cumbersome escaping
 
I like cjam tho
 
@El'endiaStarman ಠ_____ಠ
 
@quartata You probably hate SQL
 
@El'endiaStarman Behold your endless punishment
ಠ_____________________ಠ
ಠ_____ಠ
 
10:06 PM
PRINT "HELLO"
Msg 128, Level 15, State 1, Line 1 The name "hello" is not permitted in this context.
 
@quartata ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
No just kidding.
But don't do that
Don't be Python
 
pyth*
 
@anOKsquirrel Don't be Pyth either
 
@Thatha thank you
 
10:06 PM
@Rainbolt I will admit SQL rustles my jimmies but I have to use it so I deal with it
Python on the other hand I do not have to use
Perl does it too but I love Perl too much to stay mad at it <3
 
@Thatha So are you @quartata then?
 
Then again ' doesn't do variable interpolation so there is kind of a difference
 
Else how did you know
 
@Calvin'sHobbies He's my chatbot
 
Acting unusually human-like.
 
10:08 PM
Oh right, it's @ಠ_ಠ whose the mystery
 
But sometimes he comes into the Nineteenth Byte to troll little Python nerds like you lmao
@El'endiaStarman I know, right? Amazing what neural networks can do.
 
@quartata Especially ones that are as sophisticated as the human brain.
 
@El'endiaStarman Well what can I say I wrote it in CJam
 
@Calvin'sHobbies It's really not that much of a mystery.
 
And everything written in that is golden
 
10:10 PM
-1
A: Underlined post links

user36849I am going through the years and have been working in the world of my favorite things that you can also use it for the delay on the other day and age group is for you to know if you want to be able the same thing as well as the first time in my life 1[ List item enter link description here]...

 
@AlexA. You're a mod, you already know. Hindsight is always 20/20
 
Nov 14 at 18:05, by quartata
> @ಠ_ಠ is my sock! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Oct 1 at 20:39, by Alex A.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I could tell before I looked it up simply by observing how the person speaks and uses chat features
 
@Dennis what
 
so anyways, gonna actually do real life things... see you in about 30 seconds :p
 
10:12 PM
@AlexA. What, ಠ_ಠ?
 
@quartata Yes
@anOKsquirrel Good luck
 
i'm back
 
I actually legitimately thought ಠ_ಠ wasn't a sock but was one of your RL friends
 
Seriously?
 
OH SHIT
 
10:13 PM
Hi guys.
 
@ಠ_ಠ Hello, old friend.
 
Do I hear voices?
 
quartata left the room
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@ಠ_ಠ hai
 
@AlexA. Hello=)
 
10:13 PM
@ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
 
@anOKsquirrel I hope you are still ok!
 
@ಠ_ಠ as always!
 
@Dennis Dennis
 
@AlexA. Alex A.
 
Hi
 
10:14 PM
hi
 
@anOKsquirrel anOKsquirrel
Hihi
 
@ಠ_ಠ dundundun
 
@anOKsquirrel badum-tss
 
wait, what about real life?
gtgg
see you guys later
(read as: 5 minutes)
 
In 30 seconds?
Oh, okay
 
10:15 PM
back
 
Welcome back!
 
Good, I don't know how we'd get by without you for more than several seconds at a time.
 
Your sense of time is way off.
 
...is it gone?
 
No
 
10:16 PM
How fast are you going?
 
what
 
AHH
 
gtgg == got to go-go?
 
Wake me up before you gtgg
 
man i keep leaving but coming back
 
10:16 PM
I think you actually keep not leaving
 
Like a boomerang!
 
seriously bye
back
 
@AlexA. <3 that song <3
 
goodbyte, everyone
 
10:18 PM
I can kick you from chat if that would make leaving easier for you. :P
 
yes, but no
SERIOUSLY BYE
 
waits for him to say he's back
 
stealth mode activated
 
@anOKsquirrel Mego's language bye?
 
10:19 PM
back
 
the wild Thatha's vision is entirely movement based
 
@TanMath IMO "Pynt" is too similar to "Pyth."
 
just... need... to not move
 
@quartata Wake up before you thatha
 
you'll blow my cover stahp
 
10:20 PM
cya tanmath
and everyone else
 
is it safe yet
 
@quartata Can bacon be in loaf form?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes it can.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yeah, it's called ham
 
@anOKsquirrel bye!
 
10:21 PM
Haven't you ever seen the fast food meatloaf
 
So shortPy is better name?
 
That definitely qualifies as bacon loaf
 
<3 bacon <3
 
OH NO
 
</3 bacon </3
 
10:22 PM
@ಠ_ಠ Can socks be in loaf form?
 
Look... I didn't mean to say you weren't a sock... I'm sorry...
please
 
@AlexA. D:
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Two Face's son?
 
10:24 PM
 
@AlexA. manaloaf
 
@AlexA. D: pls no I'm real stringy I won't taste good
 
@Calvin'sHobbies If you put a loaf in a sock.
 
10:27 PM
@ಠ_ಠ Are you baked? Does that explain you're huge eyes?
@TanMath I dislike both
 
@Calvin'sHobbies then wat do you suggest?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Stoned.
 
@TanMath Pirates yearly torch homes of Norwegians
 
@Calvin'sHobbies PythN?
 
PythoN for short
 
10:31 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies too similar to Python
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ಠ_ಠ
 
Hey @Doorknob
 
@El'endiaStarman Talking about me?
@Dಠಠrknಠb
 
> Does that explain you are huge eyes
 
I guess it is finalized that the name is ShortPy
 
10:37 PM
Why not TanMathPy? You seem to like things named after yourself.
 
You could name it Shyt.
 
@flawr who said I like to have things named after myself?
 
TanMath numbers? :)
 
@AlexA. Seriously?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ why not?
 
10:39 PM
@AlexA. .
 
@AlexA. too obscene
:25548587 huh?
 
It's not that obscene. ShytFyck would be at least 10% more obscene.
 
Wait no
 
@AlexA. true.. But still...
 
How about "On"? Like Python without the Pyth.
eh
Hm
 
10:41 PM
@quartata no..
 
How about TanMath's Extremely Terse Shorthand for Python Intended for Golfing and Other Short Code Purposes?
 
Pyc?
@AlexA. TMETSPIGOSCP
 
The abbreviation almost contains "Spigot."
 
@Stefnotch I have a neat test case for you interpreter :)
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A: Separate a list into even-indexed and odd-indexed parts

Martin BüttnerLabyrinth, 28 bytes _ ?!?;""}\{@ @\? """#! ;"" This was mad fun! :) That is by far the most densely compressed Labyrinth program I've written so far. The only fly in the ointment is that large bunch of no-ops ("). I had a version which got rid of that, but then the part after it blew up quit...

 
@AlexA. Always reminds me of this.
 
10:44 PM
@MartinBüttner This outgolfed Ruby.
 
@AlexA. the name wouldn't be terse!
 
Amazing.
 
@TanMath That's the joke. ;)
 
and the byte count contains 7 no-ops and 3 spaces :)
 
10:45 PM
@AlexA. the irony!
 
@flawr Tai's formula where Tai is the author. Ahhhh yes.
 
Pretty sure no one will mind me posting my golfed reference implementation to "Black and White Rainbows". It's 3070 bytes.
Although I do get the -30% bonus...
 
Over 3k bytes after golfing?
 
yeah...
 
What are you using, FORTRAN 77?
 
10:46 PM
No! Obviously Java!
 
100 rep away from 3k
 
@AlexA. Did you see what this tai's mathematical model actually does?
 
@AlexA. Blitz 2D/3D. :P
 
isn't that what Foo's written in?
 
Now I just need 200 more views on Truth Machine for a gold badge and then I'll be so happy
@Doorknob Foo is written in C.
Very comprehensible C actually. I was surprised.
 
10:47 PM
oh
 
@flawr Isn't it just a Riemann sum to compute the integral?
 
You'd think such a powerful language would be hard to understand.
 
ok I must be thinking of some other esolang
 
@AlexA. Trapezoid rule.
 
Oh
"Tai's formula" ಠ_ಠ
 
10:48 PM
I think I'm gonna refer to the trapezoid rule as 'tai's formula' in my next numerical analyis assignment.
You guys like pretty images, do you?
 
@flawr ooh pretty
How's it generating the pattern?
 
I finally found my dreamjob: Screensaver-director
 
@flawr No, I despise pretty images
 
@flawr I saw that! Very cool!
 
There is, indeed, no I in VoteToClose.
 
10:50 PM
VoteToCIose
@quartata You'd have to read* the bw-rainbow challenge. (* look at images)
 
@flawr Ah, OK.
 
There's should be a cereal called Branfuck, part of a Turing complete breakfast.
 
Ohh.. I see.
So this is essentially tracing the white pixels in one of the sample images
 
And calculate the distance to the origin.
 
Ah.
 
10:53 PM
distance = brightness
 
So this is a visualization of your MATLAB answer I take it?
 
Exactly=)
 
@flawr I came, I saw, I upvoted.
 
@El'endiaStarman ew multi-byte variable names
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10:53 PM
@quartata oh hush
 
@VoteToClose Thanks=)
 
@El'endiaStarman no
 
Significant issue with Blitz: case doesn't matter in variable names.
 
fix it
> And it's not winning any time soon. :P
 
10:54 PM
What a defeatist attitude
 
@El'endiaStarman Same with SAS.
 
You can do it
Fix it
 
Five more minutes until I get free soda for working late
 
@Rainbolt What kind of soda?
 
10:55 PM
Dr. Pepper (a.k.a. Texas Water)
 
@Rainbolt ew no quit your job find a company with better soda
 
haha
 
@flawr what is this
 
this is disturbing
 
goodbye for now
 
I prefer Toddy's version:
 
That's only four.
 
They don't show the black guy in the picture.
 
10:58 PM
@flawr I like their version so much more than the original.
 
Now the next one hast to post an Lindsey Stirling + .... video etc=)
 
Well, except in Toddy's version there are four black guys in the picture
Why is whiteface okay but blackface isn't?
 
@El'endiaStarman I didn't know about this version at all
I love it <3
 
@flawr Lindsey Stirling + Peter Hollens: Game of Thrones theme, Skyrim theme, and Star Wars medley. :P
 
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Q: Codegolf - Gravity simulator

Juan CortésStatement You are given a still of a series of balls falling in 2d in a grid. This grid is surrounded by immutable and unbreakable walls so all the action in contained within them. Your task is to determine what will the state of the scenario be after gravity does all it's work. Elements inside...

@MartinBüttner If you don't solve this in Retina I'll be real disappointed.
 
11:02 PM
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Q: Codegolf - Gravity simulator

Juan CortésStatement You are given a still of a series of balls falling in 2d in a grid. This grid is surrounded by immutable and unbreakable walls so all the action in contained within them. Your task is to determine what will the state of the scenario be after gravity does all it's work. Elements inside...

 
@Rainbolt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm gonna not question it mainly to avoid being yelled at. XD
 
Is there any way to turn on main post feeds in other rooms?
 
Yayyy! :D
 
@El'endiaStarman Dammit you beat me to 3k
 
11:03 PM
Congrats=)
 
;_;
 
@El'endiaStarman Congrats! :D
 
@quartata ;)
 
I just passed 7000=)
 
I'm almost at 2000, and I'm only 1 month in. c:
 
11:03 PM
@flawr Well, congrats to you too! :D
 
I just passed 27718 :P
 
@VoteToClose I also got about 2000+ in the last month.=)
 
By the way @Doorknob I have surpassed you in messages posted in chat.
 
Four hours and counting without power... ಠ_ಠ
 
11:04 PM
@flawr hi fives
 
@quartata onoes
 
@Doorknob I almost have 10k messages posted and I've been here 2 months.
 
@El'endiaStarman Did you see the answer?
@quartata Spammer.
 
167 messages a day. Seems legit.
 
@flawr Your Matlab one?
 
11:05 PM
If I keep at this rate, I'll have 60k messages in a year which is 50% more than the current leader Martin
\o/
 
All hail the chatterbox king!
 
Yasss
 
About 3 minutes in listening to it... ^_^
So good...
 
Not to brag, but that means almost 10% of the Nineteenth Byte's messages every day are mine.
I'm not sure that's a good thing.
 
11:09 PM
Cloudflare errors, anyone?
None of the sites on the network are loading for me.
 
They're fine for me. For now.
 
I keep getting 522s.
 
What are those?
 
@AlexA. things that mean you aren't using enough On Error Resume Next
 
Who uses Visual Basic?
 
11:11 PM
@flawr Most of Taylor Davis' videos are solos. Hrm. She does have a few collabs, but they're usually with people I don't follow as well.
 
No one, that's who
 
@quartata Or throw { up(); }
 
// lol
 
@El'endiaStarman It well I have been subbed to all those we have posted beffore too=)
 
@VoteToClose Haha I realized after it was too late to delete that it was sensitive subject apparently. Thanks Google.
Stupid phone call during my grace edit period
 
11:13 PM
/* Dog exception */
throw {
    theBall();  // do it, human! do it!
}
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"did you mix tabs and spaces, you monster???" "best of both worlds!"
 
user image
2
 
@AlexA. my dog every time I play with him
 
@Doorknob Every dog ever :D
 
11:14 PM
@El'endiaStarman Back to mr hollens=) Let me find an answer tomorrow=)
I need to go to bed now=)
 
I actually like the one that Peter Hollens did with his wife more. (Well, I mean, without Taylor Davis. Link.)
 
BB everyone
 
@AlexA. Sounds like cat logic. "Pet me, but don't touch me".
 
hah
 
11:19 PM
Has anyone else noticed the Victorian innuendo in Much Ado about Nothing?
I pointed it out to my English teacher. shivers He made me go so deeply into it. x.x
 
> He made me go so deeply into it. x.x
lewd
 
Innuendo and out the other, amirite?
 
Hello
@VoteToClose Shakespeare did that a lot.
 
What, Shakespeare made VTC go deeply into it a lot?
 
@AlexA No, he used Victorian innuendo a lot.
That should have been obvious.
 
11:30 PM
It was.
 
@SuperJedi224 This is how Alex's sense of humor works. He takes obvious things and turns them into non-obvious jokes.
He's like Microsoft.
 
@quartata Yes, I've noticed that that's one aspect of Alex's sense of humor.
 
You know you love me.
 
I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure fooooor.
 
Love is an open doooooorrr!
Wait, wrong song?
 
11:38 PM
I think Rainbolt is serenading me with Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
 
That really reminds me of this.
 
Posting a new challenge in the sandbox.
There's a funny backstory behind this challenge that I'll tell once I finish typing this
 
No, tell us before you finish typing
 
@AlexA. No be patient
 
once I finish typing this
That was your once
It's too late now
 
11:52 PM
what
 
No going back
 
You wasted it. Your funny backstory is "No be patient"
10/10 pretty lame story
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Explain to me this. I have this reporting app. I feed it 5 MB of files containing statistics. Database is 22 GB large.
 
You're expecting the database not to be 22GB since you only put 5MB worth of stuff into it?
 
The dragon entereth.
 

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