Ask Ubuntu General Room

@KazWolfe I sleep with part of my anatomy on its bed too intentionally to put that smell on it as well... and I don't treat it unless it's in its bed.

Zacharee1

@RobotHumans you were strangely vague with that

"part of my anatomy"

IanC

1:12 AM

Trump Goes Hard - Songify 2016

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Kaz Wolfe

@RobotHumans Dog thinks your coat smells more like you, so it goes there. And it likes the comfort your scent provides more than treats.

RobotHumans

@Zacharee1 Sometimes it's a leg. Sometimes an arm. Sometimes I'm curled around the bed. Sometimes it's next to my head with the dog in it.

@KazWolfe that's fair.

Kaz Wolfe

@AndroidDev Some hackers took down some software download site and replaced download links with some MBR-overwrite malware to tell people "Hey morons! Stop running everything you download!"

IanC

I don't know how I ran into that video haha

Kaz Wolfe

@AndroidDev reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/4vw21h/…

edwinksl

1:17 AM

this debate has been awful so far

Kaz Wolfe

i just have it in the background for the impending flame

Zacharee1

@edwinksl this presidential race has been awful so far*

edwinksl

that said, i would still at least take an experienced stateswoman over a total moron

Zacharee1

yeah, she does at least have experience in politics

Trump just lies for the sake of lying. Hillary knows how and when to lie :p

RobotHumans

I would prefer a non-politician. Ross H was the Trump twenty years ago. It's the same play from the same playbook. I see Hillary winning, but I don't like it

Kaz Wolfe

1:22 AM

Four more years with Obama!

Thomas Ward

waits for the firestorms

Nathan Osman

Alright everyone. It's debate time. Let the jokes fly. The fields are ripe with jokes.

There is plenty of material out there...

Thomas Ward

watches as @NathanOsman's computer starts to smoke

might want to tone down the jokes, your computer's on fire from them

Nathan Osman

I'll start us off:

Zacharee1

I would prefer someone who at least has a little experience in running a country over someone who's a reality TV star, owns tons of Casinos, and has a trail of failed businesses and bankruptcy. Can we have Bernie or Rubio back?? pls

Nathan Osman

1:23 AM

"My Little Phony" :D

Zacharee1

@KazWolfe pls

RobotHumans

My jokes are mean enough that they're not allowed here. I'm in a private group for that

Nathan Osman

@Zacharee1 I'm still disgruntled that Rand Paul is out.

Kaz Wolfe

@NathanOsman Updated data for person: Nathan Osman

Nathan Osman

Lol.

Zacharee1

1:24 AM

@NathanOsman What do you like about him?

Nathan Osman

You actually get the impression he's a statesman.

And he understands that government needs to be limited.

Oh, and he didn't use a private email server. That's always a plus.

Seth

Rand Paul did a lot of things right. Too right for the Republicans, obviously.

Zacharee1

so he doesn't want States' Rights and a federal law banning same-sex marriage at the same time?

@NathanOsman lelz

Nathan Osman

@Zacharee1 Don't ask me, ask him :P

Zacharee1

will he give me a direct answer like Jeb Bush couldn't?

Seth

1:26 AM

Yes.

Zacharee1

Or as SNL Trump puts it, "Jebra"

Kaz Wolfe

went to Hillary's website and "fact checker". It's useless. Like Hillary.

4

Moo.

2

Zacharee1

eksdee

Nathan Osman

That needed to be a single message.

Then I would have starred it.

Lol.

2

You can have a star for "moo" too.

Zacharee1

yesh

Seth

1:28 AM

You know, Hillary's face is scarier than Trump's.

Zacharee1

wut askubuntu.com/review/close/622356

Nathan Osman

@Zacharee1 "How to boot without booting?"

Zacharee1

So I've noticed quite a few third party signs in PA and NJ for Gary Johnson

Thomas Ward

@Zacharee1 that's why it's closed

Zacharee1

@NathanOsman liek srsli

@ThomasWard and I helped

edwinksl

1:28 AM

donaldjtrump.com is down for me

Zacharee1

I CANT FIND CDS askubuntu.com/review/close/612528

Nathan Osman

@edwinksl Lizard Squad! [insert conspiracy theory here]

RobotHumans

@edwinksl down with opp, yeah you know me

Seth

@Zacharee1 I've noticed a bunch out here too.

Kaz Wolfe

Went to Trump's website. Critical Error. Like the idea of electing Trump.

2

Nathan Osman

1:30 AM

Sorry, you don't get two stars for the same joke.

Zacharee1

@Seth it brings hope to the downfall of the two party system. Too bad it took two terrible candidates to do it

@NathanOsman or does he

Nathan Osman

ಠ_ಠ

Seth

@Zacharee1 It's too late and too corrupt for that.

Zacharee1

lel

Seth

but oh well.

Nathan Osman

1:30 AM

Pretty sure once I finish that app, we'll have plenty of material to seed it with...

Zacharee1

I think Trump's website is on a private server, because a corporate one would be able to handle the debate :p

RobotHumans

we need to use more voting machines that are network connected to the internet, so we can get a real candidate elected

Nathan Osman

@Zacharee1 CLOUDFLARE.

Seth

okay, so from what I've listened to so far (a few minutes): Trump says something. Hillary says "you're lying" (no sources). Helpful...

Thomas Ward

@Zacharee1 dollar says its on Ubuntu 6.06

Zacharee1

1:31 AM

@NathanOsman donaldtrump.com uses it but not donaldjtrump.com

Kaz Wolfe

Donand Trump's site --^

Nathan Osman

@Seth I have the feeling there will be plenty of "[citation needed]" moments in this debate.

Kaz Wolfe

I think we just crashed their DB server.

Nathan Osman

It ain't loadin' for me.

Or wait. It is.

Zacharee1

Clinton's is still goin

I guess that's because people are actually passionate about Trump

edwinksl

1:33 AM

@NathanOsman loading really slowly

Nathan Osman

Kaz Wolfe

or Clinton (actually her interns) actually hired IT staff. Trump just did it himself like his daddy.

Zacharee1

everyone voting for Hillary is like "no, BERNIE!! fine, Hillary..."

Seth

@NathanOsman No kidding.

Nathan Osman

@KazWolfe It's been known to happen...

Seth

1:34 AM

I wish Gary was there.

Then this would be worth listening to. I'm turning it off.

RobotHumans

I'ld rather watch a claymation celebrity deathmatch between clinton and trump than the presidential debate.

Kaz Wolfe

Huh. Trump uses Cloudflare.

Nathan Osman

I can pretty much predict how the Onion is going to cover this one: "Single Person in America Changes Mind Due to Debate":

"It was like - whoa! this Trump dude totally knows his stuff and although I hated him (I'm a feminist) for the last nineteen months, imma vote for him now because of the incredibly eloquent speech he gave."

2

Zacharee1

@KazWolfe welp

RobotHumans

@KazWolfe He knows how to make others responsible for the problem instead of firing up his own email server - badump tss

4

Zacharee1

1:35 AM

@NathanOsman TEH REEL LOLZ

@RobotHumans hue^8

Kaz Wolfe

@RobotHumans Well provided they have a pretty good SLA... It's a sound business decision.

Zacharee1

anyone mind if I spam 4 CVed questions?

Kaz Wolfe

@Zacharee1 Yes.

Zacharee1

yes you do or yes go ahead

Kaz Wolfe

@Zacharee1 Yes.

Zacharee1

1:36 AM

shut

RobotHumans

^^ the presidential debate in a nutshell

Zacharee1

@RobotHumans yes

RobotHumans

:)

Seth

@Zacharee1 One thing I do not like about Rand Paul is that he is a little stuck on Kentucky's coal business. It's got to die eventually in the way of clean energy.. Just because it makes jobs doesn't make it worth keeping around longer than we have to.

Kaz Wolfe

and trump sysadmins fired up more servers.

Seth

1:37 AM

but compared to just about everyone else that is a very minor issue.

Nathan Osman

@KazWolfe TO THE CLOUD!

Mateo

does hangouts notify people if you jump into a group chat early?

Zacharee1

ugh

I just roboclosed a question accidentally

Kaz Wolfe

@NathanOsman Just spin up another server!

Nathan Osman

@Mateo Not sure.

Zacharee1

1:38 AM

I think it was OT but blegh

EVERYONE REVIEW CVS

Kaz Wolfe

or i used to be able to.

Mateo

I was testing out my cam and hardware, but then realized it was in an upcoming group chat for tomorrow\, wondering if it was going to ping them in the middle of the night...

@KazWolfe hao

oh well ;)

@Zacharee1 magic.

1:39 AM

lel

edwinksl

5 or 6 trillion???

i am confused

Kaz Wolfe

i can't say any more because NDA.

Mr. Trump. Do you even know how different 5 and 6 trillion are?!

Nathan Osman

Seth

@KazWolfe when it comes to the US debt, not much different.

Kaz Wolfe

And trump just insulted the architect in the audience.

gg trump. you don't do that.

@Seth Eh. If I could have the difference...

I'd be able to buy my way to 100k rep on ALL se sites from Shog.

Seth

1:43 AM

@KazWolfe if I could have change in US debt for the next 5 minutes I'd be happy.

Serg

Make America Great Britain again XD oh, lawd

Kaz Wolfe

@Seth Look on the bright side! You're richer than your country!

edwinksl

lolol getting to penn ave one way or another

Mateo

also dug out this program for fun:

edwinksl

nice wallpaper

Mateo

1:45 AM

it is the system76 wallpaper

Serg

Those icons though

Mateo

there is the window theme

transparent title bars

no edge border

edwinksl

THOUSANDS

i can't handle this anymore

Kaz Wolfe

7

Dangerously relevant.

Nathan Osman

Indeed.

Kaz Wolfe

1:49 AM

i really hope someone did an XKCD and actually did this for the debate.

Presidential Debate = Free stars

Nathan Osman

Pretty much...

Serg

Anybody knows how to convert binary prefixes to si prefixes ? i.e. go from gibibytes to gigabytes ?

Nathan Osman

Yup.

Zacharee1

binary is multiples of 1024, latter is 1000s

Serg

I know that. I need to convert though

Nathan Osman

1:56 AM

Gibibyte is 2^30. Gigabyte is 10^9.

Zacharee1

1GiB = 1.07GB? :p

wintelguy.com/gb2gib.html

Serg

No, 1 GiB is 1024bytes^4 , while 1 GB is 1000bytes^4

Nathan Osman

Wait, what?

Zacharee1

yeah...

umm

hmm

Nathan Osman

A gibibyte is 1.074 GB.

Mateo

1:59 AM

well, didn't windows display one and say the other in some instances?

Zacharee1

@Serg no, 1000*1000*1000*1000=1trillion

@Mateo all instances. We use GB to mean GiB now

Mateo

2

Nathan Osman

1024^4 is a tebibyte.

Serg

Zacharee1

@Serg yeah, 1000^3 not ^4

edwinksl

2:00 AM

@Serg but you wrote 4, not 3 :p

Serg

Errare humanum est

edwinksl

si

Zacharee1

@edwinksl Etiam*

bedtime

soo tired

but I'll be up till 12 anyway

edwinksl

@Zacharee1 but have you done your 20 yet

Kaz Wolfe

180 questions in queue.

Ubuntu Questions on U&L

2:08 AM

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Q: Booting between linux server and windows partitions?

To start, let me say I'm very new to Linux and know little about what I'm doing, but I'm figuring some things out. I installed an Ubuntu 64 bit Server on virtual box and got my project working. I then installed Ubuntu server to a partition on another computer that I can leave the server running o...

Zacharee1

@edwinksl yes

Nathan Osman

Anyone else find it funny that they're both wearing the opposite party's color? #DebateNight

Tweeted by joshgroban on September 27, 2016 at 2:09 AM

Hey, I never noticed that...

Kaz Wolfe

Hillary in one image:

Downgaot

@KazWolfe XD

Kaz Wolfe

it's a goat!

let's make the goat the president!

Downgaot

2:17 AM

omg yes pls

Kaz Wolfe

also... holy hell.

There's a "hillary body double" conspiracy theory.

finally a candidate i can get behind.

WAIT A SEC

WHEN DID YOU BECOME @Downgaot?

BURN THE FALSE PROPHET

Downgaot

I have a history of bad spelling. Meaning I type gaot more often than not. Leading to a language named Goat++ and basically everything goats is now gaot

Kaz Wolfe

i don't know how to feel about our once-goat anymore.

Downgaot

;_; ok will change back to downgoat

> Display name may only be changed once every 30 days; you may change again on Oct 27 at 0:07

well damn it

I thoguht there was like grace period

Nathan Osman

You didn't know about the 30-day limit? :D

Downgaot

2:27 AM

I did but I thought there was grace period

Kaz Wolfe

brb making upgoat sockpuppet bot

Windows 3.1

2:53 AM

just finished watching presidential debate :D

went well

Kaz Wolfe

i think it was slow and a waste of time

i should have microwaved dinner

Windows 3.1

@KazWolfe trump did really well. Clinton at the end... gah look at all those absolutely hillarious silly false accusations. And do you think anyone will accept her site as a fact checker???? talk about BIAS there!!!! look at CLINTON's site for a fact checker???? uhm... no!

Kaz Wolfe

1 hour ago, by Kaz Wolfe

went to Hillary's website and "fact checker". It's useless. Like Hillary.

Windows 3.1

yup!

Kaz Wolfe

on the corollary...

1 hour ago, by Kaz Wolfe

Went to Trump's website. Critical Error. Like the idea of electing Trump.

Windows 3.1

2:56 AM

??

what's wrong with his website, went down?

Kaz Wolfe

it completely crashed and burned.

Windows 3.1

I"ll tell you why

he was editing it

Kaz Wolfe

er... no.

Windows 3.1

changing from the default to:

it was being modified

Kaz Wolfe

his CMS database server was overloaded from requests.

this was after that change.

Windows 3.1

2:58 AM

no preferences found..... that sounds like a missing site

may have been another update

Kaz Wolfe

no, that error comes up when it can't pull data from the CMS server.

Windows 3.1

whatever then

Kaz Wolfe

Combined with the HTTP error, it's pretty obvious that the database went down.

Windows 3.1

anyways aside from trump's site glitch, he did pretty well :)

Kaz Wolfe

This also came up during a huge spike in load, after he advertised his own "fact checker"

TheXed

2:59 AM

Just watched the debate, I am convinced the the world is over...

Windows 3.1

depends @TheXed. I am confident Trump can change that

TheXed

@Windows3.1 Change the end of the world? or just usher it in faster??? My God, please save the queen...

Kaz Wolfe

I'm just voting for my dog.

Windows 3.1

@TheXed no, make America great again

no more globalism

TheXed

@KazWolfe I have threatened to write Snoopy in...I think i might actually do it this year.

@Windows3.1 Trump couldn't even show the moderator respect...how is he going to show the rest of the world respect?

Windows 3.1

3:03 AM

the moderator was being biased. dude he showed him more respect than clinton. except when the mod began slamming trump over the lie that he was for the war in Iraq

TheXed

how was the moderator being biased?

(honest question not sarcasm)

Kaz Wolfe

i should be the next debate moderator. i hate them both equally.

2

TheXed

@KazWolfe I will vote for that.

edwinksl

"All she had to do was move over. I just don't get it." https://twitter.com/jakebeckman/status/780215455680172032

Tweeted by NeilBhatiya on September 26, 2016 at 1:22 AM

Windows 3.1

facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10157772965135725

@TheXed no one can reply to that

Kaz Wolfe

3:08 AM

@TheXed i will take that vote

mmmmm half-decent chicken tikka masala

Presenting the next tool in debates! The "College Student Experience!"

This is a fourteen-day event where both candidates get a bank account of $2,000. They also get a loan for $60,000. And we see how they fare.

TheXed

I am running for president by the way in 2020...

I will be old enough then...

It is going to be total grassroots, online campaign...

Kaz Wolfe

Also...

TheXed

I need to start a gofundme fundraiser...

Kaz Wolfe

Technically Hillary released all of her e-mails thru the FBI.

So.... your turn Trump!

TheXed

@KazWolfe no...

I haven't gone brankrupt 6 times yet...

Kaz Wolfe

3:12 AM

@TheXed what are you replying to?

TheXed

you saying I am turnip

Kaz Wolfe

no.

I'm saying it's Trump's turn to release his taxes, because Hillary's emails are technically out there now.

edwinksl

@KazWolfe so who won the debate

i stopped watching halfway

Kaz Wolfe

@edwinksl dont know don't care.

TheXed

Oh...

Kaz Wolfe

3:13 AM

Actually hang on...

TheXed

I left out the word turn...

Kaz Wolfe

@edwinksl, I can tell you the loser of the debate, if you want

TheXed

@edwinksl 'Murica won the debate...

@edwinksl or 'Murica lost he debate...

Kaz Wolfe

the answer: The American people!

hey. the mods aren't here. I can star farm like hell!

Nathan Osman

ಠ_ಠ

^--- I think I have used that too much today

Kaz Wolfe

3:16 AM

damnit there's a mod here :(

TheXed

Either way, whether Turnip, or Bill's puppet gets elected, hopefully we will have a balanced congress that can reign either one of these crazy people in...

Kaz Wolfe

@TheXed I think Hillary already had her two terms.

TheXed

@KazWolfe wait...are you saying Hillary wore the pants when Bill was president?

Kaz Wolfe

@TheXed i mean, i'm sure she had a decent amount of control.

TheXed

I like my assessment better :-P

Windows 3.1

3:31 AM

where was the declaration of independence signed????

answer here: hastebin.com/eroyocefat.erl