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01:45
Dear god
I thought that was a joke.
02:17
Is SQL Server a Windows app?
 
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Wordle 1,189 4/6*

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11:58
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling yo dawg I heard you like windows apps
12:19
Wordle 1,189 3/6*

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12:56
@PeterVandivier i did install a windows app
i like how all the optimized locking stuff is like NO REALLY TURN RCSI ON
perhaps the winds of change are blowing~~
13:28
lakhing read committed
 
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14:28
The dollar amounts in this article are truly staggering
15:18
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channeling @Z
 
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16:57
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Fascinating.
 
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18:47
Please have or continue having a Great Weekend™️
I'm having memory grant problems with an EF6 query.
All the columns are nvarchar(max).
Who decided EF was a good idea.
can you cast them as something smaller
or use a view to do it and point the query at the view
i can't decide
nightmare fuel intensifies
> erroc mostages
> exreis exhieued
19:14
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Thanks for that! I don't think I can do the CAST thing from EF. I could probably work out the view approach though. You're the best.
Also MEMORYCLERK_XE is using 4 GB of memory. Which is...annoying.
19:47
@JoshDarnell hard 2 beat these rates
20:07
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling I vote for this one.
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling 4 sure.
 
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22:12
They're both good
23:04
The cloud one is cuter
23:58
i like that the database one might be trying to say "odorless anxiety"

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