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12:43 AM
Do I hear Citus?
 
 
4 hours later…
5:09 AM
apparently not
 
 
2 hours later…
6:45 AM
Morning
 
 
2 hours later…
9:02 AM
@swasheck How are you doing?
 
 
2 hours later…
11:12 AM
Hi @TomV, have you solved the issue?
 
@McNets Which one? :)
 
@TomV two or three days ago, some select take forever with an specific table IIRC
 
Ah no, it didn't take forever it kept opening new tcp client ports
 
that is!
 
I consider it a Dynamics problem and need to log a ticket with Microsoft for that
 
11:15 AM
As you can see good memory is not one of my skills
 
 
1 hour later…
12:38 PM
@TomV doing pretty well. Returned from Seoul with custody exactly one month ago today.
How are you doing?
 
@swasheck That's great news
@swasheck Doing fine, still the same things though
 
Stability is generally underrated.
 
12:55 PM
@swasheck Yes I agree
 
 
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A_V
6:12 PM
So I've been testing the new postgresql 11 version and I've noticed that the editor is browser-based
After some clicking around I right-clicked in the editor and I saw button I never noticed before : i.imgur.com/z2Bbj8T.png
 
@A_V you are talking about pgadmin 4? That has been around since 1-2 years, it's not 11 specific
 
A_V
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yes
you can query by emoji
my life is complete
@ypercubeᵀᴹ It's my first time using pgadmin, I usually use datagrip
 
6:35 PM
@A_V Some 30-40 years ago no-one could even imagine we would one day be able (and even excited) to write queries like this.
Of course there's still much to strive for. We still don't have the ability to write queries only in emoji
 
A_V
Just wait 30-40 more years until all the boring people that write the SQL standards are off the board. It'll happen
 
6:50 PM
@AndriyM Not queries but yet:
 
7:01 PM
@A_V i did an experiment like this with our monitoring solution. i named an instance 💩 to see if the solution would detect it.
 
7:19 PM
@swasheck talk in Max's slack?
 
i forgot what that is
oh wow
remembered!
 

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