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1:23 AM
My take:
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A: Shall we add a new 'off-topic' reason for questions that are 'too basic'?

Aaron BertrandMy problem is that "basic" is such a moving target and has a whole lot of relativity. And the gap is widened by the fact that the people who are active in closing questions have an inherent difference of opinion of where the basic line is compared to those whose questions are being closed. Whil...

 
 
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6:22 AM
@bluefeet GROUP BY (expression that yields TRUE or FALSE) is allowed in many DBMS I think.
Not sure which ones allow GROUP BY expression DESC (or ASC) though. MySQL for sure. And Access it seems.
 
 
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gbn
8:30 AM
@bluefeet A MySQL extension
Based on the "GROUP BY implies ORDER BY" in MySQL
WHhch is deprecated: tocker.ca/2013/10/21/…
 
8:50 AM
cool, didn't know you could install SQL Server on Core :)
 
9:28 AM
@JackDouglas That'd be one of the main use cases for Core wouldn't it?
Admittedly I mostly like it because it scares off the weaklings :D
 
@SimonRigharts It's good for basic roles like ADDS
it's crying out for Exchange support
what I love most is that you can record an install script
 
@JackDouglas I'd mostly use it for key stuff that I don't want incompetent people touching :p
 
that's also a good thought, as long as they don't learn this command: Enable-WindowsOptionalFeature –online -Featurename ServerCore-FullServer,Server-Gui-Shell,Server-Gui-Mgmt
 
I assume that turns the Core instance into a regular Server instance?
 
10:00 AM
@SimonRigharts that's want it is supposed to do
 
How a question with nonsense query produces 3 nonsense answers: stackoverflow.com/questions/20900583/how-speed-up-the-query
 
 
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11:07 AM
@ypercube I;m not aware of MS Access allowing such behavior. I will have to test it later to find out.
 
11:43 AM
@gbn Indeed, but then MySQL extensions to GROUP BY would allow you to reference the alias too. On the other hand, MySQL wouldn't accept square brackets... The answerer appears to be utterly confused by the various SQL dialects.
 
 
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1:30 PM
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A: Shall we add a new 'off-topic' reason for questions that are 'too basic'?

Jon EricsonI'm not sure if my experience is typical, but every DBA I've known has been asked by management to "teach the basics of SQL to the team". And they all had their own stack of PowerPoint slides to teach people how to join tables and use GROUP BY. It's far from a good use of their time (why not br...

this looks very sensible?
 
1:47 PM
I've read it a couple of times and I'm still not clear what it is advocating.
 
@JackDouglas if he means: create a one time library of so called basic Questions and answers so in the future we can always redirect people with similar questions to these existing ones, I would say +1
 
That would be no different from that which we already do for all questions.
 
@EdwardDortland That's what SO is for
 
@EdwardDortland I think he means a single CW for 'how to learn the basics of SQL'
 
and look what that does to @AaronBertrand's sanity
 
1:51 PM
A single CW for learning SQL seems an ideal candidate for closing as too broad.
 
@PaulWhite it would be an exception
 
@PaulWhite It doesn't seem like he means a single CW. I think he means a CW for JOINS, a CW for GROUP BY, etc
 
Well I dont really mind if the default q/a is hosted on SO or on DBA, what I'm bothered about if we go for the " closed because of to basic" approach. that you leave a newby out in the cold. At the minimum I should point him to a source where he can find his/her answer
 
I have no objection to basic SQL questions here, so long as they are good questions. The line between basic and not-basic has always seemed illusory to me.
 
@bluefeet "...either a single question..."
 
1:53 PM
@JackDouglas "... or several questions..."
 
@bluefeet That could work. But again, these would just be canonical/wiki answers to ordinary questions. I see no need for special attention here.
 
@bluefeet I don't think that is such a good idea :)
 
The right approach seems to me to answer "basic" questions well and then close future duplicates as, er, duplicates.
 
@JackDouglas I don't like the idea either. I was always under the impression that DBA was for more advanced DB stuff including SQL - basic stuff goes to SO
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@bluefeet I'm honestly not sure SO wants it anymore
not if it was posted here that is
 
1:55 PM
I'm not sure SO is very good at it either.
 
@PaulWhite exactly: I'd rather we gave an answer here
but not that we drown in it
 
The problem with SO is that most basic SQL questions are getting closed as minimal understanding now.
and people aren't getting any help
 
@bluefeet if we are the expert board then we should make sure all are answers are of expert quality even for simple questions:
-1 because copy only option with a full backup has nothing to do with LSN chains. Itresearcher pointed that out but you didn't update/delete your answer. — Edward Dortland 6 hours ago
 
we could easily end up with 50% of our questions very basic SQL
@EdwardDortland I think this is tiresome for our experts
we want this to be fun for them
 
@JackDouglas but I also see the argument that DBAs still need to learn basic SQL and coming to DBA would be helpful - but it is a catch-22 because we open ourselves up to crap!
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1:57 PM
@bluefeet I see that too
@bluefeet this is actually why I like the idea of an excellent canonical answer
if it was a real help for beginners
but forced them to learn
 
@JackDouglas That's not the same as saying 50% of our time would be spent on them.
 
rather than just "get their answer"
@PaulWhite true
but the more we have, the more we'll get
and we'll end up with high-rep users who don't know much
this is what I mean by dilution
 
not if we close the question as to basic and redirect them to a SO library
but, at the minimum, be helpful and redirect them
 
@EdwardDortland what's an SO library?
 
a group of Q/A's with the basics but created at SO if you want to keep the basic stuff away from dba.stackexchange.com
 
2:00 PM
@JackDouglas I'm not so sure. There really aren't all that many good basic SQL questions. Once enough good answers exist, new ones just close as a duplicate. Hard to see how high-rep low-knowledge users could arise from that.
 
@EdwardDortland those probably exist already on SO, if you try to create it now it would probably be deleted.
 
@JackDouglas I must be missing the point here. Surely this ends up being a book?
 
@MarkStorey-Smith A list of references I imagined
@PaulWhite finding the duplicates isn't that easy: if it was SO would have closed most of it's questions as dupes I think
 
I don't see how it would be beneficial to have a 1001 CW answers for "you need a semi-colon at the end of that line" and so on
 
There's no way you could sensibly cover learning SQL in one answer.
 
2:02 PM
you could give a man a place to start
 
@PaulWhite nor one book
 
@Mark @paul I can totally see a lot of questions that can't be covered. I agree with you on that.
 
@JackDouglas That would be google, with a minimal level of understanding required to operate it
 
@MarkStorey-Smith no need to answer the actual question: just, you are a complete beginner, never mind your actual problem go away and learn some basics.
 
@JackDouglas We don't have that many super-active users with the ability to VtC questions. It wouldn't be so hard to get into the habit of closing as duplicate instead of VtC to move to SO, too localized or whatever people do right now.
 
2:03 PM
and even if we could cover, it would take days reading and searching to find your answer.
 
@JackDouglas Yes, that
 
@MarkStorey-Smith Quite. People have tried that and failed already :)
 
@PaulWhite that's a good option for actual duplicates if we can do it
but it isn't quite what this is about I think
 
Perhaps I am missing the point.
 
which is the infinite variety of non-dupes that are trivial SQL problems
 
2:04 PM
@MarkStorey-Smith Or actually buying, I don't know, a book
 
I'm suggesting we close them all as dupes of one: "noobs start here" question
 
@AaronBertrand Baby steps :)
 
I don't know what the "noob starts here" question could possibly contain
 
a summary of resources we'd actually recommend
links to documentation even
 
@aaron why should it be limited to our content?
 
2:06 PM
@JackDouglas Which we then have to maintain.
 
@MarkStorey-Smith would it ever change?
I imagine not very often
 
@JackDouglas And to be frank, I'm not interested in helping the sort of person that can't google their way to the docs for the platform they're using
 
@MarkStorey-Smith The Oracle Database Concepts guide isn't that well know but is a great place for an overview. I think there are folk that are worth helping who would not know what to Google.
 
@Mark if that is the case, Why should we act on Basic questions at all? Lets just auto delete them if they didn't generate a truly "added value" answer?
leave them on for x perdio of days and them auto clean...
 
@EdwardDortland Sounds perfect to me
 
2:11 PM
@EdwardDortland that was the original idea of a "too basic" close reason
 
Isn't that what happens anyway? Daft questions get down-voted, closed as too localized (or whatever) and eventually deleted.
 
@JackDouglas It's an amazing document
 
@JackDouglas "too localized" suffices IMO
 
I can totally understand that if you've been here for a long time that the same old question drive you crazy.... but my point is, that closing questions qith just the reason. To basic, bye bye, sound to arogant, and at the minimum is not helpful...
 
How would we define "too basic" anyway?
 
2:14 PM
@PaulWhite I think that is a large part of the problem
 
Well that's another point, because that is also very different per subject area and expert..
 
BTW @PaulWhite I like your cat face! :)
 
@EdwardDortland Fair point. The close reason does have an explanation as to why a Q was closed however and a link to the relevant portion of the FAQ. Consider also that the majority of this type of questions arise from unregistered users that have no interest in participating here beyond getting someone to fix their current problem.
 
A bad question is a bad question regardless of subjective evaluations like "too basic".
@bluefeet I've given up trying to earn new hats since I got the cat one!
 
The cat one is one of the few that works well with my avatar, heh.
 
2:17 PM
@mark @PaulWhite, that why autoreculating might be the best thing. If nobody bothered to answer, then the community apperently found the question not interesting enough... You'll never have decission on a personal level.
That still doesn't deal with the M.ali situations ;-)
 
@AaronBertrand @JNK Did you get a lot of snow?
 
We have about 6"
 
There may be value in maintaining a short per-product list of links to official documentation and maybe books we could recommend as part of the site FAQ. Not at all sure about the need for a close reason to point to it though. The ones we have already seem sufficient to me.
 
that's not too bad
 
@EdwardDortland Auto-what? Sorry I don't understand.
 
2:19 PM
@PaulWhite sounds like something that could be added to each wiki
 
@AaronBertrand Which "wiki" do you mean?
 
Both, e.g. the tag wiki and then individual version-specific ones e.g. would point to that version's BOL.
 
@PaulWhite auto delete after x days if nobody answered
 
JNK
@bluefeet I got like 5-6 inches it looks like
 
@EdwardDortland Hm. Seems a bit unfair on good questions where someone able to answer it hasn't encountered it yet. Don't bad questions (heavily down-voted, no answers) already get deleted after x days?
 
2:21 PM
@EdwardDortland take a poll of how many questions - regardless of complexity - go unanswered for very long. The list is very small, and usually it's the too complex ones that people can't answer. There's always someone willing to get rep for simple questions (this is one of the negative aspects of SO IMHO).
 
@AaronBertrand I imagine (and that's all) that fewer people reads the tag wikis than the FAQ.
 
@PaulWhite We can close a a dupe in that case, without need for a custom close reason.
 
@PaulWhite @AaronBertrand yes both valid points.
 
@PaulWhite probably true, but if we add a link to the close reason, and/or are diligent about pointing people there in comments when they do ask simple questions
 
@PaulWhite ie less than zero
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2:23 PM
@JackDouglas did you just call Paul negative?
 
ha ha ha
 
I don't think I've ever seen so many stars from a single conversation.
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@JackDouglas To what would the dupe point?
@bluefeet I had to star that.
 
@PaulWhite the CW list of references
 
2:25 PM
@JackDouglas Ah I see. I was thinking of a FAQ entry. Perhaps they are the same thing, I don't know much about how these things are organized.
 
@PaulWhite FAQ as in the help pages or meta?
 
@JackDouglas You are just trying to expose my ignorance further now :)
 
oops
 
@JackDouglas Help pages.
 
We don't have much control over them
 
2:27 PM
I see.
Shame, because to create a CW list of references using the Q & A format, we'd have to break our own rules. A question like "what are good/official resources for learning SQL in Product x" would be closed as too broad, shopping list etc.
OTOH "Where can I find the official Oracle database concepts documentation?" seems quite reasonable. Why doesn't it exist?
 
@PaulWhite it's OK to break our rules :)
CW is pretty much for that purpose I think
 
On a different note... @PaulWhite @SimonRigharts I'll be passing through Wellington on 12th March, beer's on me.
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No-one understands what CW is for.
 
very true
 
And breaking our own rules is an odd precedent to set, especially for a mod :)
@MarkStorey-Smith Passing through? How come?
Looks like I'm heading into Welly in March then.
 
2:31 PM
@PaulWhite In Sydney for a wedding 24th Feb to 3rd March, then visiting friend in NZ until 13th. In Auckland, out Welly, majority of time around Napier.
@PaulWhite Are you a long way out from Welly?
 
No. Only an hour or so by train.
 
Car might be a bad idea :)
 
Fixed.
Excellent. I get to kill two stones with one bird. Can finally meet Simon at the same time.
Feels weird to have been using The Heap for its intended purpose for a while this morning.
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Duplicate...one search on Google I found the other question on DBA.SE
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Q: Get the job scripts out of a MSDB Backup

Lord RelixLong Story Short... my Database server died a month ago. I restored everything but the MSDB as the tape backup failed. I reconstructed some jobs but some essential ones are missing. I finally found the MSDB backup in an old partition, but here's the gist... it isn't a .BAK file but the actual dat...

 
2:47 PM
@PaulWhite Why can't it be on our Meta? That wouldn't violate the rules, would it?
 
@AndriyM Not very meta is it?
 
do we want this?
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Q: Clustering and Deadlock in SQL Server 2008?

user2595169All, I am running into a deadlock in SQL Server 2008. Using a profiler I was able to determine that the deadlock happens as I am trying to select and update row(S) in table in 2 different sessions. The select query from the profiler is shown below select nodeinstan0_.id as id35_, nodeinstan0...

 
A nice answer:
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A: An example of a relation without any functional dependency?

Iain ElderReal life example from Edinburgh The table below holds data for some popular pubs in the city. Name Capacity Area Brass Monkey 100 Centre Tourmalet 100 Leith Cask and Barrel 70 Leith Captains 60 Centre There are no functional dependen...

 
@bluefeet What's is got to do with Clustering? Seems a very specific (localized) question. A better, more general question would likely be closed as duplicate of:
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Q: What are the main causes of deadlocks and can they be prevented?

Coder HawkRecently one of our ASP.NET applications displayed a database deadlock error and I was requested to check and fix the error. I managed to find the cause of the deadlock was a stored procedure that was rigorously updating a table within a CURSOR. This is the first time I've seen this error and d...

 
@PaulWhite As part of the answer to a question about good SQL resources, it would seem to me meta enough. I think the more reasonable part of common shopping list questions about SQL could reside on Meta.
 
3:01 PM
@AndriyM I thought Meta was for questions about the main site, not as a home for off-topic questions.
I might be wrong though, it's just my opinion.
 
@AndriyM if it was on meta, it couldn't be the 'close as dupe' target
 
@JackDouglas It would be a FAQ resource that this community could manage, unlike the standard help FAQ. But Paul is correct, I was actually somewhat confused indeed. If Meta is about the (main) site, but not about the subject of the main site, then my suggestion is irrelevant
 
yes that's right on all counts I think
meta is the real FAQ
and you could have a general "why was my question closed with a link to this post"
but I think on balance main is better if we do this
 
vtc this
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Q: pros ans cons in database design perspective, of subclasing or not when you have an especialization

alacretImagine that you have several tables that stand for activities: ProcessACtivities MedicalActivities MaintenanceActivities LogisticalActivities You now realize that all are activities, then, what would you do? you create a master table named "activities" and you add a type field for the values...

pros/cons - off-topic
 
@bluefeet they seem to be asking about a specific DB design area and under certain conditions
I don't know if that makes the question narrow enough, though
 
3:12 PM
well just look at the answer by M.Ali - Option 1, Option 2, Option 3- kinda opinion based
 
@bluefeet the answer might be, but it didn't answer the Q in the first place
in my opinion :)
 
@PaulWhite well they have now cross-posted the question on DBA
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Q: Indexing and Deadlock in SQL Server 2008?

user2595169I am running into a deadlock in SQL Server 2008. Using profiler I was able to determine that the deadlock happens as I am trying to select and update row(s) in table in 2 different sessions. The select query from the profiler is shown below: select nodeinstan0_.id as id35_, nodeinstan0_.BPMN_...

 
@bluefeet i always take the heat
 
@bluefeet Super! (Sigh)
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@FreshPrinceOfSO I had enough of him yesterday on meta
 
3:22 PM
@bluefeet closed
 
2 more delete votes
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A: pros ans cons in database design perspective, of subclasing or not when you have an especialization

M.Alilooking at your question the 1st thing came to my mind was Will all of the activites have same attributes ?and I think the answer is No. Medical, Logistics and Maintenance are quiet a different kind of process and they will their own processes with in the process and you will have very differen...

funny guy
@FreshPrinceOfSO this question seems to be OFF TOPIC and guess who has answered it ??? stackoverflow.com/questions/20844350/…M.Ali 3 mins ago
Who upvotes this? — FreshPrinceOfSO 5 secs ago
 
The correct thing to do here is not answer. — FreshPrinceOfSO 13 mins ago
Meta crawlers, anyone have a reference handy showing this to be the correct behaviour?
 
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Q: How can we discourage people from answering bad questions? Should we?

mcgrailmIt happens all too often someone will post a question with no regard to how the system works. They put in no effort whatsoever, their accept rate is often low as well and they come up with a questions similar to this one where it seems obvious to me that the OP has not tried anything, just wants ...

 
@billinkc there is no definitive answer on meta about answering off-topic questions - mixed
 
durn
 
3:35 PM
@FreshPrinceOfSO his main point is probably that you aren't following your own prescriptions, by having answered (and consciously too, it seems) an off-topic question.
 
I think we've all done it, and it may be a bit hypocritical to go too far up this guy's tree about it.
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@AaronBertrand i'd star that again
 
@AndriyM i may still answer, but i vote to close
 
There have been plenty of times I've answered off-topic questions - sometimes I'll vtc, other times I won't
look at all my pivots, dups but people don't get it so I answer them
 
@AaronBertrand we don't know if he has a tree
 
3:37 PM
He does seem to react like a 10-year old to any type of criticism or guidance whatsoever.
 
that user does enough to piss us off, i dont think we need to invent more things
 
I would probably not answer an opinion based question though
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO get a grip son — M.Ali 4 mins ago
I'll be honest. I though those "Options" he had said opinions.
 
good advice ;-)
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO so admit that, apologize for the misread, and disengage.
 
3:40 PM
@swasheck that's not part of my new years resolution.
 
deleted
 
woot
more over, why are there 2 reopen votes on the question?
 
This seems a legitimate and specific enough question about what is known to be the implications of choosing either of the two roads described. This can be answered free of opinions. Voting to reopen. — Andriy M 8 mins ago
 
Read @AndriyM's comment
 
I still think the question as written is off-topic
 
3:41 PM
Ugh, I only read the first 6 words of questions.
 
I would like to know the implications and pros/cons from the design perspective
 
JNK
@FreshPrinceOfSO I stopped reading that after first so I don't know what you mean
 
@AaronBertrand now I'm wondering if my unanswered questions are actually just "too basic". D'oh!
 
@MaxVernon better go through all your questions
 
@bluefeet I changed the wording
 
3:44 PM
meh. i'd get over the title. i have a hard time coming up with a good title for questions. i understand their utility but i tend to find that i have this gift of using 500 words when 5 will suffice.
 
I also edited the title
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Q: Any potential downsides to either of these subclassing approaches?

alacretImagine that you have several tables that stand for activities: ProcessActivities MedicalActivities MaintenanceActivities LogisticalActivities You now realize that all are activities, then, what would you do? you create a master table named "activities" and you add a type field for the valu...

 
Maybe its just me but I still think it isn't a good fit
 
Ideally he would have picked one and asked about only that one
 
@bluefeet perfect fit for SO
 
But I think this is a far better question than it was
 
3:45 PM
@AaronBertrand better question but still off-topic
 
I'm torn, and haven't voted either way
 
@AaronBertrand just look at the other answer final sentence No easy answer I'm afraid. = too broad/opinion
 
I don't know that I'd judge the question based on a footnote in one person's answer
I think it can be answered with less uncertainty (but perhaps more information is required)
 
@swasheck You could have just said, "I'm verbose" :-D
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We had a similar question here, just a few days ago.
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Q: Deciding when to extend to child tables

RachelI have a table of entities. For example purposes, lets call them Vehicles: Car, Boat, Motercycle, etc. I'd ideally like to place all entities in a single Vehicles table because a lot of related tables (VehicleRatings, VehicleComments, VehicleHistory, etc) are going to apply to any entity, not ju...

 
3:49 PM
No, he couldn't have. :-)
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STARS ALL AROUND!!!
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I bought a snow blower. Is that star worthy?
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No.
 
Depends - do you have snow?
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@AaronBertrand 2 feet
 
3:51 PM
 
Then no, you should have already had one
 
SO has 101,700 questions in its Close Votes queue. Wow.
 
@AaronBertrand i don't know how i lived with a shovel
 
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Q: Huge close votes review queue on Stack Overflow

AndreyToday, the size of the close-votes queue is 55k questions and growing. Is that a problem? Which action could be taken to clean it up? It seems to be growing faster than Stack Overflow members are capable to handle it.

 
@swasheck I want that kitty hat, too. Please, please, ... star my comment ;)
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3:53 PM
> Is that a problem?
 
@ypercube A closely related one, I'd say.
 
@AaronBertrand Interesting read, thanks.
 
@Zane What F5 key? — Adel Boutros 41 mins ago
lol
 
@PaulWhite the close vote queue on SO has been a long-time problem and is a popular topic on meta
 
review queue is a full time job
 
3:58 PM
@bluefeet DELETE FROM ReviewQueue where IsReviewed = 0;
 
not pretty enough
 
TRUNCATE QUEUE CloseVotes
 
DROP DATABASE StackOverflow;
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So they'd have to do 10% of all reviews that have ever been done to get back to zero today.
@swasheck You nailed it.
I accidentally Stack Overflowed.
I reviewed 40 items.
 
4:01 PM
I need to come back in N hours as I too have cast all my close votes
 
Thanks to our efforts the queue is now 101.8k
 
mali has an undelete cast on his deleted answer sadtrombone.com
 
@PaulWhite i contributed 3 votes
 
Good effort.
 
so far i've been the binding close vote on about 10 questions
 
4:18 PM
Apparently syntax issues are administration questions, not programming questions
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Q: Give AD user access to ONLY a specific table in SQL 2008

bvankampenI'm trying to give access to an active directory user to only one specific table. I want them to be able to insert, update, delete, etc. but only for that table. Running SQL server 2008. I know this command: GRANT Insert, Select on Tablename to user but I can't figure out how to get "domain\...

 
4:29 PM
Close as "too broad"?
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Q: Database mirroring - refresh principal

TDPSQL_NewbieI have about two hours to learn all about database mirroring in SQL 2008. I have not worked on this before. The application team would like to refresh the principal DB with a new dump. I am not familiar with the steps, if you could help me with the steps, it would be a big help. I am going to re...

 
> I have about two hours to learn all about database mirroring in SQL 2008. I have not worked on this before.
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Brilliant....
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A: SQL query running very slow

Manoj MevadaPlease check that your user is having permission of SHOW Plan? GRANT SHOWPLAN TO UserName

 
@swasheck Brilliant!
 
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Q: nested sql insert in SQL Server 2008 R2

user1183223I have a somewhat unique situation: Need to insert orderHeader (s) with orderLine(s), but order lines need to insert first, into a linked server from my primary SQL database. So my air-logic is: 1. Select order header(s) where orderheader.Posted = False 2. Using order header in result, select a...

Vtc
A really daft thing to check - which happened to me before and kept me puzzled for a good while! - is if you have anything selected in the editor, it will try to execute just that. I got your query to fail with the exact same message when I highlighted the closing parenthesis and hit F5. — Boris 2 mins ago
 
4:49 PM
@Zane that is completely incorrect. Learn to count. — shadowjfaith 3 mins ago
 
@Lamak I misread the columns I didn't notice he dropped the 6.
 
@Zane yeah, what a weird choice
 
Is Fiddle down for everyone or just me?
 
seems to work for me
 
5:12 PM
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Q: 'Where' clause for searching a section of a GUID?

Alex GI have a set of entities with a GUID property, and I want to be able to filter these entities based on a substring of that property. For example, this would be ideal: from e in entities where e.Id.ToString().Contains(searchTerm) select e However, Entity Framework does not accept this as the To...

 
What if you do something really dumb and wasteful like create a computed column which converts the GUID to a varchar(32) and query the computed column. If you're searching frequently, then PERSISTED will be of assistance. — billinkc 2 mins ago
@billinkc Nice (the "dumb and wasteful")
 
@swasheck My vote is a test (cert maybe) or interview...
 
@AaronBertrand you got the ansi 92 link handy again?
 
@Zane should be on your bookmarks bar son
 
@ShawnMelton did you see the question above that :)?
 
5:22 PM
@Zane you mean my blog post on old-style joins?
 
YA
 
It's not on my book marked list of hey don't do that blog posts I reference constantly.
 
You should add it :-0
 
5:23 PM
@AaronBertrand done
 
@swasheck Ah great start to a new year
 
@AaronBertrand especially since it get's @Zane 's knickers in such a bunch
 
@swasheck It really is.
I've started taking like a hour or 2 to try and answer questions and I am baffled by the volume of pre 92 joins I see.
 
@Zane you have a syntax error in your answer
 
@Zane people are lazy. Do you know how much more effort is required to type JOIN vs. ,? TONS
 
5:26 PM
@swasheck where?
 
@Zane at rev 1
 
ypercube fixed it
 
@Zane yeah ... @ypercube fixed it
 
@Zane and put some space before the -- so it shown as comment.
 
@Zane ?= GordonLinoff????
(kidding, of course)
 
5:28 PM
I must have copied instead of cutting Sorry.\
Hey exactly 1000 points.
 
@Zane not anymore
 
oops you got a DV
 
I did.
 
@Zane that was me, joking - reversed to an upvote
 
@bluefeet Lol I'm off 1000 anyway but it was nice for a moment.
 
5:36 PM
funny how after all of the stress testing and hardware profiling, 99% of all performance issues i come across in our environment are directly related to extremely crappy code
 
That's just about every environment
And is reflected in 99% of the questions on SO
"I'm doing this while loop in a trigger..."
While this is the one exception in all of SQL Server where applying an expression against the column in the WHERE clause still yields a sargeable expression, it can still lead to disastrous cardinality estimates (please see this question on dba.se). Sometimes what looks like a shortcut isn't always the best solution. A range query is much, much safer. — Aaron Bertrand 7 mins ago
 
true.
 
The while loop uses a scalar function.
 
@AaronBertrand Thank you for pointing this out and the for the link very informative. cheers — M.Ali 16 secs ago
beatings can now cease. morale has improved
 
Sometimes he grows up a bit. But I could post the same comment tomorrow and he would fight about it.
 
5:39 PM
beatings will resume until morale has again improved
 
any MySQL experts here that want to be contacted by someone from AirPair?
I was going to direct them to Ronaldo
 
AirPair?
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO airpair.com
 
thank you for that. I was about to bing it
 
5:52 PM
I just got an email from someone asking for MySQL help - they got my contact deets from SO
because I am a "top user" for mysql
 
Wait, I can make money while at work answering questions?
 
they are offering $170/hr for 1-2 hours
it is a screenshare - tutoring thing
 
define expert
 
define MySQL
 
@swasheck mysql DB optimization questions
I wont be able to help them
 
5:55 PM
@bluefeet DROP mysql
 
@bluefeet "stop using MySQL"
that'll be $340
 
y'all are very helpful
 
Silly @bluefeet, one does not come to DBAs for "help". All you get is castigation for how you're doing it wrong.
 
my mistake for attempting to ask a serious question in the heap :)
 
@bluefeet Just got the same email ;)
 
5:59 PM
@ypercube doesn't surprise me if they are looking on SO
they are looking for top users
 
@bluefeet that's what stackoverflow is for
 
i'd ask why i didnt get that email but i think i already have the answer
 
I can't answer the mysql performance stuff
 
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