> This post is dedicated to all 10 other DBAs that use Service Broker (you know who you are).
lol
This bit was worth the read:
> When a blocked process report detects a system process is involved, it just gives up on giving me any useful details to track the culprit. The sad part is, that it considers an Activation Stored Proc as a background process and refuses to give me that information either. This and everything else is why debugging Service Broker issues isn’t fun.