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Paul White

09:41

Wordle 1,268 5/6*

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John K. N.

11:10

Wordle 1,268 4/6*

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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

14:48

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2 hours later…

Paul White

16:22

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

orly

Paul White

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Paul White

16:40

big

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

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Hannah Vernon

Wordle 1,268 4/6*

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Paul White

17:28

The weekends are gr8 for Wordle grids

Though not everyone is a huge fan

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

> proceed in a careful and logical manner

Why don’t you just tell them to be a green kangaroo while you’re at it

Paul White

One can hope for better days

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

I’d like to actively instigate better days

Hopeful seems to not work very well

Paul White

17:50

I remember a time when senior DBA meant you knew stuff, rather than just being a self-granted job title

I wonder what a junior DBA would do in that situation

Probably just flap a question onto SO eh

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

They certainly wouldn’t do any research prior to asking or provide any additional useful contextual information

Maybe a screenshot or two

Paul White

They would not, indeed

That's precisely the situation where a junior DBA would need a senior to sit with them and figure it out

Carefully and logically

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

I’m sad that my comment didn’t get any upvotes

It was not only careful and logical but humorous

In the spirit of the frog king

Paul White

Seemed pointless, seeing as the answer was destined for deletion

I upvoted it mentally

Though it lakhed the correct accent character

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Monkey seem monkey doom

I’m glad we can have this chat while I’m on an airplane

Paul White

18:01

Does he

Are you flying to France to retire

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

I’m flying home from Boston

Paul White

You should fly to France instead

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

That’s next week

Paul White

Start the Sixth Republic

Not sure they can wait that long tbh

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Maybe I should fly to Syria. They seem to need care and logic.

Paul White

18:03

Yeah, goodness knows what's going to happen there now

No doubt a select few will find a way to profit from it all

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

I saw videos of some militia capturing an airport and smashing all the booze in the duty free shops

Paul White

Simply appalling

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

That would never happen under General Darling

Paul White

Something would get smashed on the regular though

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

🥸🥸🥸

Paul White

18:07

Smashed as in drunk, not whatever your local vernacular would say

You'd need a grander title than General as well

Senior DBAs being what they are

Generalissimo and Supreme Commander for Life, perhaps

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Prophet of the Frog God Emperor

Paul White

That will do for now

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Congregation, please open to the book of Ribbits…

Paul White

Did u have a gr8 time in Boston or was it just invoice distribution

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Yes grandparents took the kids for a couple nights and First Lady Darling and I got to spend quality hotel time together

Paul White

18:14

Did you have to fork her in the end

Or did she stay away from the wine bottle

Perhaps you also found a less clumsy wine waiter

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

She simply couldn’t control herself

Hard to believe I know

Paul White

🍴🦆💥

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

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Paul White

I seem to have kermitted to this AI thing

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

18:37

It’s pretty good at frogs

I’d trust that frog

Paul White

18:54

That looks like his dad

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

19:18

Pope Frogus XIII

Paul White

Could well be

Hard to be certain in that lighting

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

19:34

Paul White

Very nice. Amazing how he floats the crown like that

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Paul White

19:55

That second one 🤣

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

I was very happy with that one

Took a few tries to get a properly muscular frog

Paul White

Paid off

Paul White

20:32

Not as successful

Michelangelo would have started over

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

20:48

or just added in some naked people

Sean Gallardy

21:03

I see it still doesn't do hands well

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

hands are very difficult to draw

Paul White

even nude

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

live nude hands

Sean Gallardy

No safe hand glove?

Paul White

al fresco

Sean Gallardy

21:04

No one will get that reference

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

not with that attitude

Sean Gallardy

stormlightarchive.fandom.com/wiki/Safehand

Decent book series

Be warned, each tome (currently 5 of them) are ~1300 pages of small typeface

Latest book is 491,000 words. I don't know that many words.

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

i'm sure there are a few duplicates

Paul White

Oh, I thought it was a comic

I didn't know Sean could read

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

i figured it was a porn

Paul White

21:10

> It is considered extremely rude to open another woman's safepouch.

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

pandora's box

Paul White

quite

Sean Gallardy

I still can't read, I just look at the illitrations

Throwing it out there for those that can read, or do the audio books

Paul White

21:38

I thought you had an intern

Paul White

21:50

Or an audible subscription

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

22:05

Is there a volume discount

Sean Gallardy

This is all hearsay

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Sometimes this room is real punishment

Paul White

read the room

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Punt on that

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

23:03

I don’t precisely remember writing this but hey

I think it holds up

Hannah Vernon

I see you're winning friends and influencing people again.

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Moderately

Paul White

23:41

Release talks are always 90% marketing nonsense

Erik Reasonable Rates Darling

Usually they’re marketing something in the product

Not just things the product kinda works with

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