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Paul White
Paul White
00:11
Not really eh
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Where was that conversation with Dmitry you posted from?
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
00:44
LinkedIn
It didn’t get much better
He “sees the point” but you know
The thing is what it is
Paul White
Paul White
01:06
I gave him some thoughts on 𝕏
It won't change anything, but at least it was said
 
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
04:26
@PaulWhite found it. Thank you.
 
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Paul White
Paul White
05:49
x.com/sql_kiwi/status/…
For the transcript
 
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John K. N.
John K. N.
13:32
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Paul White
Paul White
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Hannah Vernon
Hannah Vernon
14:16
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
14:31
Did you all get together and plan those terrible opening moves
Paul White
Paul White
14:50
Yes, it's a conspiracy. You'd be shocked how deep it goes
J.D.
J.D.
@PaulWhite at least you're not required to use Query Store. 😉
I don't even understand how he's claiming it's possible to use it without Query Store when the article says "At least one complete execution of the query must be recorded in Query Store".
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
I guess you could add it to a query you’re running?
Or put it in a plan guide?
@PaulWhite confederacy of dunces strikes again
Paul White
Paul White
15:15
@J.D. What a stupid response that was. Retreating behind closed source (like I have no idea how MS work internally) and bloody semantics. Technically correct my arse.
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Yes, or you could write a query with that hint on it to begin with 🤣
I'm currently wondering why PostTypeId is an easily misremembered four-byte integer code rather than a single-byte character like 'Q' or 'A'.
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Because you can get some great demos joining to PostTypes for the easily remembered names of things
That one row guarantee is a ton of fun 🤌
Paul White
Paul White
15:30
Indeed. Very parallelism friendly too
Spent a couple of hours trying to repro Kendra's issue. No dice so far
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
She says she has a working SO repro query, nudging her to share
I thought Martin had a self answer for that question of his
Weird
I’m not home until tomorrow afternoon to mess with anything
Paul White
Paul White
15:47
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Oh, I hadn't seen that
Josh Darnell
Josh Darnell
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In response to Erik posting about sp_WhoIsActive on LinkedIn.
That's just the weirdest flex.
Paul White
Paul White
Ragebait
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
16:03
Is that a response on my thread or somewhere else? I missed it entirely if it’s on mine.
Josh Darnell
Josh Darnell
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Yeah, it was here: linkedin.com/posts/…
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Oh now I remember. There were so many stupid comments I muted it.
God what a bunch of nightmare people
Makes you long for the days of organized crime
Paul White
Paul White
Is his name rhyming slang
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
16:25
I thought it was always a name and a body part
Frankie the Chin, Jimmy the Nose etc.
Paulie No Hat
Paul White
Paul White
Maybe I should get a hat
I do have a range of summer hats actually
And a couple of winter ones, come to think of it. They're more beanies though
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
I like a good beanie
Has to be a full size adult one though, I really hate those skull cap miniature beanies people who have never worked a day in their life wear
Trying to look like longshoremen or something
J.D.
J.D.
16:50
@PaulWhite I've adopted the term pedantic semantics recently. I thing it has a nice ring to it.
Paul White
Paul White
@J.D. Yes
J.D.
J.D.
17:05
Welp, have a good weekend everybody, or at least a weekend. Inevitable either way.
 
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
18:23
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Getting it done.
Paul White
Paul White
18:36
You spilt some!
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
18:54
That was the server
I don’t pour my own wine
I save my energy for upvotes and downvotes
Paul White
Paul White
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
19:26
do u
Paul White
Paul White
20:16
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
20:48
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I have come to two important conclusions. George Harrison is the only good Beatle and Joe Walsh is the only good Eagle.
J.D.
J.D.
Jason Kelce is pretty good too.
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
21:17
Boo x ♾️
Michael Green
Michael Green
21:34
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling and you brought out the posh wine fork, too. Nice!
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
22:01
That’s what I poke my wife with when she tries to touch the bottle

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