I wouldn't mind so much if it were even that consistent

Just wild

(I probably would mind)

may be their tab key sticks

at least they don't use leading commas

At least they got a Top Answer©

Didn't address the keyLokups

Morning

Morning

Morning

@Zikato I was expecting some binary representation.

@TomV did you find the root cause of the issue?

@JohnK.N. that's what it is. check an ASCII table for the printable characters you see on the right hand side. they correspond positionally to the hex characters on the left hand. notable comparisons for "9"->39, " "->20, "X"->58, "D"->44

@PaulWhite i don't address memes

10001400 97398c00 cbae0000 20587552 4726440b
. . . .  — 9 Œ .  Ë ® . .    X u R  G & D .

peter stop hacking

@ErikDarling it was the spelling error more than the meaning itself

i know

got a chuckle

nice friday chuckle

@PaulWhite I wonder if it has so many negative votes due to the formatting.

is anyone else still getting The request is blocked. when looking at showplan schema?

@Zikato possibly. p terrible q all round tho

@ErikDarling yes I had that yesterday, works in a private browsing session

right

aggravating

Usual Microsoft cookie shenanigans I expect

@ErikDarling Yes, but not in the private browsing

so that's confirmed then

good job team

up up and away

Does the MVP program favor speaking over other types of community contributions?

it favors azure content above all else

That's too bad. I don't drink the Azure kool-aid

Factor Windows: Cost-based Query Rewriting for Optimizing Correlated Window Aggregates

0/10 no cat pictures

cats were a mistake

Some light reading before bed

@Zikato same here

@Zikato not necessarily