@Green Eh, outright murder is too easy. Much better to toy with them for a while. I mean, what fun is "You tripped a booby trap, and a 100 ton boulder falls from the ceiling and lands on you. It does 100d6 damage."
@AndyD273 "It turns you into soup. You drain through the floor grate and into a hopper. You'll still meet the dragon--in fact, you'll see a bit more of his digestive tract than you'd like"