@Bellerophon ...the world has gotten really strange.

Too quiet in here

@Mephistopheles spoooooooky

@Mephistopheles There's a velociraptor right behind me, isn't there.

Jaws theme tune starts

Jaws theme tune fades out, making an even more tense room in its wake; the silence is now deafening. You become aware of your breathing, increasing in speed and your heart, as if breaking your ribcage in terror of the impending doom

@Mithrandir24601 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... crunch... splatter

@Gryphon-ReinstateMonica I hadn't finished! :P I was only getting started in a build-up to a really tense opener :P

@Mithrandir24601 Sorry. I died too early. I guess I must be that one fat guy.

@Gryphon-ReinstateMonica I read a relatively large amount of epic fantasy, so I must be that one that spends an eternity describing the table you were lying under 5 minutes ago, before you realise that it was, in fact a different table you were under and you just got confused :P