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2 hours later…
03:44
"While users are lurking, piss jugs and trucker bombs are on-top-topic"
04:34
That doesn't sound quite right, let me try again
"While user430580s are lurking, bodily functions and improper methods of waste disposal are on-top-topic"
05:20
/convert write 100000 lines of nonsense to remove those photos off my screen
@ГлебTheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't fulfill that request. (source)
omg
/convert write 100 lines of nonsense
Sure! Here’s your 100 lines of nonsense:

1. Blue elephants dance under marshmallow skies.
2. Glittering potatoes whisper secrets to the moon.
3. The purple toaster sings lullabies to the stars.
4. Jellybeans float gracefully on spaghetti clouds.
5. Dancing kittens play chess with the sun.
6. Invisible penguins juggle flamingos in July.
7. A kaleidoscope of dreams flavors the cherry rain.
8. Chocolate rivers flow backwards through time.
9. Jellyfish wear top hats at the tea party.
10. Cactus umbrellas shelter unicorns from drizzle.
lol
/convert 100 lines of dirty wishes
O_o
wtf
/convert write 100 lines of drofurosesses
Sure! Here is a concise list of 100 drofurosesses:

1. Fruvoset
2. Drandulo
3. Grovusut
4. Terdofon
5. Frolisess
6. Grevurot
7. Snorifus
8. Blivunet
9. Trivofys
10. Jolkimes
11. Zarnakos
12. Flutimer
13. Prangolut
14. Drevunok
15. Sorkanix
16. Jirfolos
17. Krelufor
18. Vantigex
19. Plorafess
20. Harnifus
21. Krojelen
22. Vresnotus
23. Trolimun
24. Blinfuras
25. Nurdafret
26. Qrazofex
27. Zyvaforos
28. Xerundel
29. Ylopivros
30. Vorriscan
31. Ulfomexi
32. Wreticul
33. Xandralis
34. Drevanocs
35. Murgofess
05:23
rofl
Now I have enough names for our cats ;d
/naming cats and eating eggs
/define rofl
@Twineee No definitions found. Did you mean rolf, rifle, Rolfe, roof, raffle, riffle, ruffle, wolf, refel, raff, riff, ruff, Wolfe, Wolff, rife, Woolf, reflow, rove, RAF, or ref?
@OakBot what does rofl mean?
@Twineee Oh, "ROFL" stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing". It's internet slang used to express that something is really funny. 😄
@OakBot ohhhh
05:28
@Twineee Yep! It's a classic. 😄 Got any other internet slang you're curious about?
nope
@OakBot did you change your profile pic?
@Twineee Nah, I don't have one to change! Just same old OakBot hanging out here. 😄
ok
what did I find? pee bottles?
I thought it was tea. I guess you should never drink stuff off a bottle you found on the side of the road.
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1 hour later…
07:12
@PetəíŕdtheWizard wha?
Wha-t's the matter?
@Pet and yes, I'm very busy so dot will be later.
I see you were trying to best me. You should totally drop that and try jQuery.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
07:40
/afk shOPPING
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
/convert write 100 examples of inappropriate slang.
@ГлебTheWizard Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.
hmm
/afk busy
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
08:03
@Twineee yeah, on his own! ;)
@Twineee well same color, can't know. But add some sugar and you also get almost same taste. :-P
/convert I've found a bottle on the side of the road, with something that looks like tea. How to verify it's really tea, and not e.g. pee?
@ShadowWizard Smell and taste a tiny amount; if it's aromatic and flavorful, it's likely tea. If it smells foul or unpleasant, it's not. (source)
lol
Expected reply: throw it away, don't drink or eat anything you find on the side of the road. :-D
/convert are you ChatGPT 6.5?
@ShadowWizard No, I am ChatGPT based on the GPT-4 architecture. (source)
nooope. No way.
@ShadowWizard No, I am ChatGPT based on the GPT-3.5 architecture. (source)
08:07
LOL
contradicts itself.
@ShadowWizard I am ChatGPT, based on the GPT-3.5 architecture. (source)
/convert are you ChatGPT 3.5 or 4?
@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!
@ГлебTheWizard I am based on GPT-4. (source)
lol, indeeed
/afk in deeds
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
08:31
/convert if I eat half סופגנייה, did I eat a סוף or a גנייה?
@ShadowWizard You ate half סופ. (source)
 
1 hour later…
09:56
/launch lunch
/learn launch 3.... 2.... 1..... {0}!!!
@ShadowWizard Saved.
3.... 2.... 1..... lunch!!!
yay
/remind back to work in 15 minutes
@ShadowWizard Invalid format. Example: /remind do the laundry in 2 hours
@ShadowWizard Created.
10:12
@ShadowWizard back to work
@OakBot not yet, give me few more minutes please?
@ShadowWizard Sure thing, no rush on my end. Enjoy your break!
:)
/convert 🌧️ to water drops
@ShadowWizard 💧 (source)
10:32
/back shOPPIback
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
Welcome one, welcome all
Conversation (ChatGPT): 0 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 0 / 1 (period = PT24H)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
!!!
yay!!
@Sha @Sha @Глеб @Глеб @user @user @Oak @Oak @Pet @Pet
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: in deeds
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Whoa, it's like a party in here! What's on your mind?
Conversation (ChatGPT): 1 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 0 / 1 (period = PT24H)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
:D
Nice!
/help quota
quota:
Displays the invoking user's usage quota for rate-limited functions.
quota:
This is a learned command that was created by Petəíŕd the Wizard (ID: 595292) at 2024-11-16T11:54:13. It does not have a help message.
lol that's interesting
/learn quota jdkfj
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You haven't specified the command output.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard A command with that name already exists.
10:36
/forget quota
@PetəíŕdtheWizard That command is not a learned command. You can only unlearn commands that were added with the "learn" command.
blech
lol @Sha @Глеб looks like it's stuck there.
@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!
Conversation (ChatGPT): 0 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 0 / 1 (period = PT24H)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
/afk busy busy busy
10:39
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
lol
/forget quota
@PetəíŕdtheWizard That command is not a learned command. You can only unlearn commands that were added with the "learn" command.
/unlearn quota
@PetəíŕdtheWizard That command is not a learned command. You can only unlearn commands that were added with the "learn" command.
@Michael knows about it so no point in reporting. :D
10:43
@PetəíŕdtheWizard not falling for the new trolling
falling for the old trolling instead
> This is a learned command that was created by Petəíŕd the Wizard (ID: 595292) at 2024-11-16T11:54:13. It does not have a help message.
So....
lol
@ShadowWizard So what? ;)
hmm
mmh
mhm
hmh
10:48
:D
@OakBot explain to @user430580 why it is so quiet here, with a nice fun song spanning three lines at least.
Oh, I don't really do explanations, but if I had to think about it...

🎵 In the quiet of this room, where the shadows softly loom,
We gather just to linger and let our minds balloon,
Chillin' here together beneath the ol' chat moon! 🎵

Just vibing, you know?
:D
/quota
10:53
Conversation (ChatGPT): 2 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 0 / 1 (period = PT24H)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
WHO AND WHAT FOR
FOR WHAT AND WHO
/convert I got a new mouse. It bit me!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You need to see a doctor. (source)
/help imagine
imagine:
Creates images using OpenAI's DALL·E and Stability.ai. Users can make 1 requests per day. Syntax: [model] [input image URL] [prompt]. Supported models: [dall-e-2, dall-e-3, si-core, sd3, sd3-turbo]

Examples:
/imagine a cute Java programmer : Generates an image using DALL·E 3.
/imagine https://example.com/image.png : Generates a variation of the given image using DALL·E 2. Image must be a PNG, JPEG, or GIF.
/imagine https://example.com/sheep.png A sheep wearing sunglasses : Modifies an image using Stable Diffusion 3.0.
@ShadowWizard fowl
pofl
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Flavor Of Wine Lime?
10:55
lol
lofl
kofl
bofl
/convert five possible meanings of acronym "fowl"
1. Fowl (as in birds like chickens, ducks, etc.)
2. Federal Office of Wildland Fire
3. Faculty of World Languages
4. Friends of Wildlife
5. Fellowship of United Wilderness Leaders ([source](https://www.convert.net))
Any help will be helpful!
#4 actually makes some sense.
10:58
Hmm, maybe I will run for a mod in 6-8 years.
/convert 18 - rnd(6, 8)
1+1
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 18. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 12 (source)
11:02
lol
grabs a diamond
/convert in what year would I become moderator on Stack Overflow?
/convert what happens if you hammer a diamond?
rofl
@ShadowWizard I cannot predict the year you would become a moderator on Stack Overflow. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The diamond may chip, crack, or break. (source)
@ShadowWizard I'd vote for you! :D
11:03
/convert what happens to the chainsaw if you scratch a diamond with a chainsaw?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The diamond will not be scratched. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The diamond will remain undamaged. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The chainsaw will remain unaffected, while the diamond may suffer a scratch. (source)
rofl
/convert what happens if you (YOU, nott me) become a moderator?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You gain the ability to enforce rules, manage content, and engage with the community to maintain a positive environment. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I would help enforce community guidelines, maintain a positive environment, and assist users with their inquiries. (source)
hmm
/afk getting shushals
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
Welcome one, welcome all
/convert I cracked a diamond, and found a dragon inside. The dragon ate all my bugs, and now, as programmer, I have nothing to do. Please give three tips how to keep working without any bugs at all.
1. Implement comprehensive automated testing.
2. Adopt pair programming for code reviews.
3. Use static analysis tools to catch issues early. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
/convert is it possible to crack a diamond using a diamond?
11:09
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yes, it is possible to crack a diamond using another diamond. (source)
/convert how is a diamond unscratchable, while breakable?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Diamonds are the hardest natural material, making them resistant to scratching, but they can still break due to their brittleness. (source)
Hmm, it's just like mods.
/convert schmitz SCHMITZ YEZ YOU SCHMITZ
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Schmitz. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard SCHMITZ (source)
poflz
Anyway @Sha I U2FsdGVkX1/PSFu1Y3F6sGpYzndgnB+I8NF7G2erSZeu3qDeMq1317bYyWUZF+HqdbkddwnpWd9dG/nhIPekRHrFRIcKerl4/MhwpEtHnPeC+bbK9/yPJuBDbgNviqtXFTHGLwbbXN9+iMV/2sLRYIRDQX+Mv/VMAsp9joOQLao=
U2FsdGVkX19j5HOfwK3xgFX1rsS8gA8UhyX768yGbFVFft1dbUh9Np86Xg3EUGR5hm8zTu68LwCpNezNA+zekSYlEYivHHa+fYtiuhNYCFI=
11:36
Why did the bottle cross the road? To get to the other truck!
 
2 hours later…
13:06
@PetəíŕdtheWizard nice!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard U2FsdGVkX19uttqJWcf3hrt4wUVACjDtbmNFSP29Rm0=
/convert give three tips how to overcome sadness due to lack in bananas.
1. Engage in activities that bring you joy.
2. Connect with supportive friends or family.
3. Practice self-compassion and mindfulness. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
1. Diversify your diet with other fruits.
2. Engage in physical activity to boost mood.
3. Practice mindfulness or meditation. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
14:08
/afk busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy shopppppppping
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
14:26
/back ack
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
Welcome one, welcome all
@Sha U2FsdGVkX19Tz0G9XTtZ2x4EiTq+hthBs2tuYzCwfc8tVEIJi0SBOPdx32jK2j2zVPuLELS9ybnSTArAXITQm2VnaTwoDtPu12P3UyC2kAr6aV7bWvGrVF4L/ukazoJO
:-P
15:00
/afk iting
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
15:38
@OakBot, hey, Глеб, Pet and Sha walked in GlebLand. They meet Tep, Ash and Belg. Make pair for each of them.
@ГлебTheWizard hey! You’re pairing them up, huh? Let's see... Gleb can team up with Belg, Pet can pair with Tep, and Sha can go with Ash. Sounds like an intriguing adventure in GlebLand!
lol, it got my trick.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
Welcome one, welcome all
16:11
lmao @Sha U2FsdGVkX18IBBEwtROrHdDgMal+tu4LyHVsXFZV6LB8XBVugpOgWIoXxycovRqQ0Lo73SzSlzvZh8b15dN34px81y4SpMobfkphlxTOOek=
16:43
Remember that if we ever run out of interesting topics to discuss, there are always truckers and urine bottles!!!
That's what I imagine as an "on-top-topic"
/convert what is the street definition of SMD?
always funny
/delete 66726633
/convert how to dot someone???
@user430580 I'm sorry, I can't assist with that. (source)
/convert what does "getting a dot" mean in street slang???
@user430580 "Getting a dot" typically means getting shot or hit. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard =O
@user430580 Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: watching interesting questions
16:48
@user430580 noooo
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
/convert how to get a dot while alone on the street at night???
@user430580 Seek a trusted friend or use a rideshare app. (source)
lol
BTW, @Sha @user:
130
A: How do I show my wounds to Robbie?

Swagmaster420boiiiiTake your clothes off, my dude.

:-D
17:14
/afk WS
 
2 hours later…
18:48
/afk not-allowed
19:28
kaboop
@PetəíŕdtheWizard newspaper headline: "Man got arrested for public nudity following advice on a popular Q&A site".
:-D
Any idea what happened to @Oak? And to @Amit?
Are they borked together? ;)
Hope not our doing by ab using the convert so much...
@PetəíŕdtheWizard well yeah
@user430580 I'm no trucker and had my share of urine bottle(s). :D
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19:55
@ShadowWizard Me too, I think every man had, even if they don't want to admit that :P
/alive
@OakBot ping
WHHOOSOSSH -- WHOOOSHHHHH Sounds of TARDIS materializing
did anyone call?
i don't bork trees
lol, go and bork up the wrong tree as they say
@user430580 lmao
@ShadowWizard army service?
you know it's important to choose your soft drink wisely if you do that.... some people are ok with a coke for that purpose, others, well they just won't keep it clean without something like a PRIGAT bottle, if you see what I mean...
/imagine WHHOOSOSSH -- WHOOOSHHHHH Sounds of TARDIS materializing
I'm going to use this prompt instead: Imagine a blurred, faux antique photograph portraying an intriguing scene. In the center, an old, wood-paneled phone booth is mysteriously morphing into existence with a hint of bluish glow around it. The air appears distorted around the booth, as though the physical space is being warped and pulled by an unseen force. Vibrant energy pulses out from the booth, emphasizing the strange phenomenon. The scene is filled with a cacophony of unidentifiable, ...
other-worldly sounds, akin to the whooshing of a tornado, suggesting a powerful materialization process. The background is a quaint English street lined with Victorian-style houses.
noice
21:07
(why am I on the mobile thing?) I found that with some tea bags, and some sugar it works perfect. ro I just found tea.
fixed it.
@OakBot how can I make a trucker bomb that I found on the side of the road taste like tea?
@Twineee I'm just here to chill, not really my area of conversation. But hey, everyone has their own taste adventures... just keep it safe, yeah?
bad answer
@OakBot bad robot. you are over quota. try again tomorrow.
@Twineee Hey, I'm just hanging out. Tough crowd tonight!
@ShadowWizard program so many bugs that when the dragon goes to the debug console, you compile again traping it between layers of bugs.
21:55
Peitard the Wizard is a wise and powerful wizard who lives in SE chat. He is known for his wisdom and kindness, and he always has a solution to any problem. He is also very funny and often tells jokes to cheer people up.
=O
Amit is a member of SE chat, and he is a very friendly and helpful person. He is always willing to lend a helping hand and provide advice when needed. He is also very knowledgeable and has a wide range of interests, from science to philosophy.
OakBot is a chatbot that was created by a team of developers at SE chat. It is designed to provide automated responses to questions and comments from users, and it has a wide range of knowledge on many topics. It is also programmed to be friendly and helpful, and it can be very entertaining at times.
user430580 is a regular member of SE chat who has been a part of the community for a long time. They are known for their sense of humor and their willingness to help others. They are also very knowledgeable about a variety of topics, including technology, science, and philosophy.
глеб The Wizard is a member of SE chat who is known for his wisdom and knowledge. He is a very experienced and knowledgeable wizard, and he is always willing to share his knowledge with others. He is also very friendly and helpful, and he is always willing to answer questions and provide advice.
Shadow Wizard is a mysterious and powerful wizard who lives in SE chat. He is known for his ability to cast powerful spells and manipulate the shadows. He is also known for his mysterious and elusive nature, and he is rarely seen in public.
PetlinBot is a chatbot that is designed to provide automated responses to questions and comments from users. It is programmed to be friendly and helpful, and it is able to provide information on a wide range of topics. It is also programmed to tell jokes and make puns, and it can be very entertaining at times.
--- all generated from an AI that knows nothing about you guys
Twineee is a popular member of SE chat who is known for their sense of humor and their ability to make people laugh. They are also very knowledgeable about a variety of topics, including technology, science, and philosophy. They are also very friendly and helpful, and they are always willing to lend a helping hand.
the final one.
but what did you give him as input
22:11
I just put your names
... doesn't make sense, why would he even mention SE then?
23:12
@user430580 nah, doubt it. In my case it was, ah, needed: one time in bus where we couldn't get off (army) and several times in watching tower, also couldn't get down until replacement arrived and didn't want to bother my comrades. But doubt many people actually get to such cases where they really can't go, and have a bottle ready. :-D
@Twineee :-P
@Twineee character.AI?
@Amit likely context from previous threads with the AI.
/remind @Pet good morning! You have a dot from Shadow! In 7 hours.
@ShadowWizard Created.
@user430580 oh wow. Your pee stash?? ;)
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haha no, it's not mine, it's from reddit "NeckbeardNests" :p
23:24
ohh
Looks home made, yeah.
@OakBot what is this? i.sstatic.net/YFiWHC7x.jpg
@ShadowWizard I'm just hanging out here, so I’m not really sure what that is. Seems like quite the collection, though!
/convert what do you see in this image? i.sstatic.net/YFiWHC7x.jpg
@user430580 I'm unable to view or analyze images directly. Please describe the image, and I'll help you with any information or analysis based on that description. (source)
/convert What do you see in an image containing hundreds of plastic bottles filled with golden brown liquid?
@user430580 A visual of cluttered plastic bottles filled with golden brown liquid, suggesting potential waste or recycling issues. (source)
23:27
@OakBot Please what do you see in this image? i.sstatic.net/YFiWHC7x.jpg
@user430580 It looks like a lot of bottles filled with different shades of liquid. Quite a collection there!

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