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12:07 PM
I thought I'd sleep much earlier. I guess I should catch some sleep before I stay up all night.
ttyl @MechMK1, @J.J
 
Anonymous
Oh take care @forest
 
Anonymous
I was getting lunch, heh.
 
12:28 PM
@forest Sorry, i was temporarily banned for using the bad f*** word
I mistakenly assumed that we were all mature enough to use any kind of language we wanted. Apparently, the system decided otherwise
 
I figured given that you just vanished. Also, I didn't manage to pull myself from my screen.
 
Yeah, but at least I had time to update mechmk1.me
Also I have a public key there in case you ever need it
 
yay you redirect to https
 
Not just that, I actually do HSTS preloading
 
noice
 
12:31 PM
I use HTTP2 with strong crypto only
I even offer TLS 1.3
 
You've got good headers too.
 
my csp is still shit but I am working on it
But given how the site is static that's actually the least of my worries
 
Lots of JS though.
5 resources with JS load.
 
The only other thing that annoys me is that I can't get OSCP stapling to work
 
I hate JavaScript. 90% of what people do in JS could be done in CSS.
 
12:33 PM
Yeah, but I am not a webdev
maybe I could get away with not loading the bootstrap JS
let me see
@forest Does it still work for you now?
 
ya
Lemme reload without cache just in case.
ya it works
 
Nice
 
Actually, let me try with JS disabled too.
 
The buttons on the top will be misisng
missing*
 
They show for me.
 
12:40 PM
Without JS?
Weird, they shouldn't :D
 
Well I set javascript.enabled to false and reloaded.
Confirmed in the inspect element that no JS files ran.
 
And you still see the icons on the top right?
 
But that's CSS.
Top right?
 
Yes :D
 
I don't see icons on the top right even with JS enabled.
Wait, now I do.
That was weird.
 
12:42 PM
 
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. That can be done with CSS! No need for JS!
 
I know, I am working on it
 
12:58 PM
Weird, when I try to specify a hash for my script it does not work
 
In CSP?
 
Yes
Chrome still claims it's not valid
> A sha256, sha384 or sha512 hash of scripts or styles. The use of this source consists of two portions separated by a dash: the encryption algorithm used to create the hash
encryption algorithm used to create the hash
 
[screams internally]
 
E N C R Y P T I O N
 A L G O R I T H M
 
Although to be very precise, the SHA-2 family of hash functions use the Davies-Meyer compression function, which internally uses a block cipher. Technically... But they're still wrong.
 
1:03 PM
It's still better than base64 encryption (military grade).
 
>not using double-ROT13
 
wtf why??
 
why what
 
Why it don't work?
I am using literally the same hash as in the provided SPI
 
Because you touch yourself at night.
 
1:06 PM
sha384-Vkoo8x4CGsO3+Hhxv8T/Q5PaXtkKtu6ug5TOeNV6gBiFeWPGFN9MuhOf23Q9Ifjh
 
(OK I'll see myself out)
 
s/sha384-// (maybe)
 
No, you actually need to provide the algo
'<hash-algorithm>-<base64-value>'
 
s/sha384-/SHA384-/
 
I think it's case-insensitive isn't it?
 
1:09 PM
It's all lowercase in all other examples
 
or s/sha384-/sha-384-/ or s/sha384-/sha2-384-/
 
I tried sha-256 now
I think Chrome just refuses to even try hashes on external elements, but why???
It still don't work
 
Just get rid of the JS entirely.
 
It's css
and since it's just one script, I would like to make my policy style-src 'self' 'sha256-...'
Time to aks
 
Hello everyone! How ya'll doing today?
(I live in the south, I'm allowed to use the accent)
Oh wait, none of you are in the US and you have no idea what I'm talking about...
 
1:19 PM
Hey, I use y'all.
Sometimes I even use all y'all!
 
lol!
What country are you in again forest?
 
The land of freedom, eagles, and overwhelming corporate mendacity.
 
@ConorMancone Greetings!
I'm doing fine. I was just banned from Meta, and from the DMZ for 30 minutes :D
 
@forest Hmmm... why did I think you were in Europe as well?
@MechMK1 Which I'm pretty sure you enjoy :)
 
@ConorMancone Not really. I thought it was quite ridiculous
 
1:22 PM
Ah, well then apologies! I figured at this point in time it would practically be a badge of honor. Then again, getting banned from there is so easy we're probably not there yet...
 
@ConorMancone "I really dislike what Stack Exchange, Inc. is doing to people" - BANNED
 
And I was banned from MSE for a year just 12 hours ago. :D
For asking why I was banned in chat for 3 hours. Lovely, huh?
 
@forest How bad would it be, hypothetically, if someone were to leak their *_secret keys in an OAuth 2 application
 
I know literally nothing about OAuth.
Web stuff is not my forte.
 
Sadness
 
1:24 PM
Those are both really ridiculous... like, the boat is sitting on the ocean bottom and they're still standing on the deck trying to bail out the water....
@MechMK1 Are you talking about a certain SE employee?
 
Did an SE employee get their credentials stolen?
 
I'm trying to formulate a coherent answer but unfortunately I think I just don't have enough experience there, sorry
 
@forest A certain employee published these credentials on their github account
I mean, hypothetically
 
lel
 
@ConorMancone I sadly don't know too much about OAuth2 either
 
1:27 PM
I know about as much about OAuth2 as I know about quantum chromodynamics.
4
A: In the CFAA, what exactly does " Intentionally accessed a protected computer without authorization" and "exceeding authorization"?

BlueDogRanchA law has to be "broad" to include a lot of possible crimes and intent of criminals and account for the good faith of non-criminals. "Intentionally access without authorization/exceed" is actually fairly specific; "intent" is the keyword. Someone making a mistake may have intent to login, but no...

>law enforcement are reasonable wrt enforcement of the CFAA
 
T O P
K E K
> that hat
 
What about it
 
The red star on it
It could not have become more political
 
I don't get it.
 
Reference to communist china, right?
I mean, I guess it could just be a reference to China...
 
1:35 PM
 
oh lol
 
Oh yeah, duh, china is a yellow star
 
That looks identical to the hat. Yeah I think that's no coincidence lol
 
Stack Exchange has the political sensitivity of a hand grenade.
 
What are you talking about? They are so proactive about banning people who aren't far-left, how could they possible be insensitive?
/sarcasm of course
 
1:38 PM
>be left libertarian
>the right hates you because you are pro-choice and support marriage equality
>the left hates you because you support free speech and gun rights
 
@forest Is that a reference to the >be germany meme?
 
Just generic greentext.
My greentext culture comes from /a/ and /g/. I have little knowledge of /pol/ or /int/.
 
Anonymous
Oh my.
 
Anonymous
I am back again.
 
Anonymous
Forest is still here and so is Mech.
 
Anonymous
1:44 PM
What happened? lol
 
I was supposed to go to sleep.
 
Anonymous
Psh
 
Anonymous
You don't need sleep.
 
ikr
 
Anonymous
You're a tree.
 
1:44 PM
I'm an entire ecosystem, thankyouverymuch.
 
Anonymous
Well actually, you are a large collection of trees.
 
Anonymous
Hahhahahah, yes.
 
Anonymous
I'm trying to install stuff on my new laptop.
 
Anonymous
Not going well..
 
"apt install stuff"
"dnf install stuff"
"emerge stuff"
"cd stuff-4.20 && ./configure && make && make install"
 
Anonymous
1:47 PM
As I said earlier, I am (not)allowed Linux, heh.
 
Anonymous
I wish I was.
 
rip
 
Anonymous
Considering I am a full-time pen-tester, it would make sense to let me have it.
 
@J.J chocolatey is a pretty sane package manager if you're allowed
 
Anonymous
But no.
 
1:48 PM
Install Vbox or something.
 
Anonymous
I use VMWare :D
 
VMWare is gross.
 
Anonymous
Yes it is. But I prefer it to Vbox.
 
You're a strange person.
 
Anonymous
Just bad experiences with Vbox, I guess.
 
Anonymous
1:49 PM
But yes in general I am pretty strange :D
 
Everyone knows it's KVM > Xen > Vbox > HyperV > Parallels > * > bhyve > VMWare
 
Anonymous
Is it bad that my work laptop is filled with memes?
 
Anonymous
lol
 
Memes keep a computer healthy.
 
Anonymous
Hahaha, truth.
 
Anonymous
1:51 PM
They keep our Teams chat healthy.
 
Anonymous
Yes, yes I know - more Microsoft shit.
 
Anonymous
Believe me, I wish we were not using it.
 
Anonymous
I dislike Slack to be fair but it's better than Teams.
 
Just have everyone run netcat listening on the LAN and talk to them through that.
 
Anonymous
lmao.
 
Anonymous
1:59 PM
Doing that seems like fun.
 
@MechMK1 so implementing a strong CSP has always been on my list, but I don't get enough time for security related concerns to make it happen. However, on the basis of your question (and the question that you linked to), I gotta ask: how much of a pain is it to actually make a CSP?
 
Anonymous
A big one.
 
It can be painful for non-trivial sites.
 
Anonymous
I've never made one but from outside experience as a pen-tester, seems to be a huge PITA.
 
But there are online CSP generators that can help a lot.
 
Anonymous
2:01 PM
Awh bless
 
Anonymous
There's a woman at my work, we're good friends.
 
Anonymous
We get lunch a lot, I am talking to her on Skype, she's not that technical.
 
Anonymous
But she just figured out she can use shift to make capital letters
 
Anonymous
And shes excited.
 
Anonymous
:DDDDDD
 
2:06 PM
haha what
 
Anonymous
I know.
 
Anonymous
It's 2019, she should know.
 
Anonymous
But it's pretty adorable actually, she is really excited about this haha.
 
I think I read somewhere that 30% of people don't know that ^F lets you search pages.
 
Anonymous
lol
 
2:09 PM
And here I am telling people "just do ^L if you want to type in the URL bar! Don't use the mouse!"
 
Anonymous
Oh God, if I could eliminate the mouse for good I would.
 
Anonymous
The more shortcuts the better.
 
A good tiling window manager can do that.
 
Man, constantly getting banned is getting annoying
SE, Inc. can't handle my memes
 
Anonymous
lol
 
2:11 PM
@ConorMancone That really depends on the website
 
@MechMK1 Did you get banned here again?
 
If your website is extremely complex, has tons of third-party stuff attached to it, then it requires substantial time
Yes
Because of my work uniform jokes :D
 
Oh, I was wondering why it got deleted. I thought you deleted it yourself to avoid just this.
 
No
If you see (removed) followed by 30 minutes of silence, you know why
 
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
 
2:14 PM
I was only banned once from 4chan for /pol/posting in /tg/
 
I can't count how many times I've been banned on 4chan.
Which is probably because I use proxies so I never have the same IP... but still!
 
@forest I am so often on mobile so I never have the same IP
I got banned for proxying, so I just cleaned my cookies and got a new IP and there we go again
 
2:59 PM
I hope y'all like what I knitted for this year's amazing Winterbash 2019!
 
3:11 PM
Oh no...
 
Anonymous
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
Anonymous
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
 
Man, doing that pixel-perfect Fixedsys was hard work
 
@forest Didn't know about that one. I always just open a new tab instead (sometimes closing the current one) because the cursor starts in the address bar
 
@ConorMancone ^L is such an amazing shortcut
Like ^T or ^N
 
Anonymous
3:15 PM
Hey - any AD guru's here right now?
 
I wish
 
Anonymous
:(
 
What I really want is to be able to browse the internet exclusively with keyboard shortcuts
 
Anonymous
What I want is for my local admin account to work on my new fucking machine.
 
I never use the mouse while programming. I use lots of testing, which also doesn't require a mouse
but the second I have to check something in the browser it's like everything slows down to a snails pace because of that silly mouse
 
Anonymous
3:18 PM
^
 
I've experimented with systems that let you ditch the mouse for browsing in modern browsers, but I've never succeeded in getting them into my flow
@J.J lol, seems very unlikely, sorry :p
 
Anonymous
It's not workig.
 
Anonymous
I don't know why.
 
Anonymous
I can see the computer in that AD user.
 
Anonymous
It makes no sense.
 
3:19 PM
Gremlins of course
 
AD was created to sell more anti-stress medication
Just like how genders were invented by bathroom companies to sell twice as many toilets
 
Anonymous
This is pissing me off.
 
Active Directory
 
Ah. I've always avoided that like the plague, like most Microsoft products. I know absolutely nothing about it, and I plan for things to stay that way until I die.
 
3:30 PM
Same
 
> 1995
 
3:42 PM
just so you're aware, someones on a flagging crusade in here
lol they can burn. BURN.
 
Everybody is mad at me :D
Looks like I'm about to be banned again
9 Flags and counting
Jesus, somebody got mad
 
I went and (fairly I say) rejected a few.
haters gonna hate. If they hatin, you winnin.
 
3:55 PM
@MechMK1 how'd you see o_O
 
Anyone knows if it's possible to delete in all subfolders but not root folder called in a "del" command?

Or should I manually add all folders?

I have something like this:

/folder
/folder/folder1
/folder/folder2
/folder/file1.xyz

I need to delete all .xyz of Folder 1 & Folder 2 (in a single command) without touching the one from /folder/*.xyz
 
4:19 PM
rm -Rf /?
I mean...
 
Anonymous
sudo rm -rf *
 
rm -f ./*/*.xyz
 
Anonymous
Okay, I am going I apologise for my horrible self.
 
Anonymous
Buh bye
 
No but that'll delete what's the initial folder though
 
4:20 PM
It's okay, it doesn't work anymore
 
Anonymous
I think it was a joke, Oak..
 
Anonymous
Like mine...
 
say I do rf -rf /folder/*.xyz
Oh
haha (?)
 
The first one was, the second one wasn't
 
Oh yeah
 
4:21 PM
./*/*.xyz should work
 
@ConorMancone Windows can catch that?
 
Oh, windows? I have no idea. Linux will though
 
Lemme try
 
with ./*/*.xyz the first * requires it to be in a subdirectory, so it won't delete anything in the current directory
however, it also won't recurse into directories, even with the -r flag. It will only delete *.xyz in subdirectories of the current directory (I think)
@MechMK1 yeah, I starred one of your messages this morning and it isn't in the list anymore, so sad
Although your "password" is still in the list, despite a high density of curse words... :shrug:
 
Windows can't do "del (attrib) \ * \ *.xyz"
or with full path
<:(
 
4:44 PM
@ConorMancone Let's be honest, the problem here wasn't the amount of swear words. The problem was the mindset that I'm not responsible if people feel offended
2
And I guarantee you if schroeder or any other regular here would politely ask me to not use as many swear words, I would abide
The problem was that I am of the opinion that people don't have the right to not be offended, and someone clearly got offended by that. Ironic, isn't it?
And you may ask "But why are you writing it again, if it got you suspended?" - and that's a valid hypothetical question. The answer is simply put that I won't let anyone censor me, just because they're too scared of words on a screen.
If my fingers touching my keyboard makes people scared, then by God they should be scared, because the world has so much more horrible things to offer.
 
I keep getting this annoying freeze on windows where my active window is selected/deselected and flinches for a second or two.

I thought my running SQL services were the culprit but it's still happening.

Very curious about if it's a malware.
 
@OakSecurity "Maybe it's malware" should not be the first conclusion you made
 
Why
and it wasn't
 
Because it's unlikely
 
How is it unlikely, it looks like the process associated with my current active tab/window is being used for a second or two. Regardless of the window.
Also, when I played around with Remote Admin Tools, some of them caused that.
 
4:54 PM
It's possible. Perhaps check your network?
 
What would you suggest to monitor outbound?

(Also, I'm now realizing it might be IIS, as I'm software tech for a IIS based software)
 
@OakSecurity I second MechMK1, don't jump to conclusions, it can only make you overlook other reasons. Look for facts and evidence, not hypothesis. You can use you gut feeling to look first in some direction, as long as you don't overlook the others: so what did your investigations of a virus showed? If it's nothing, it's time to look for something else.
It could be faulty hardware, drivers, services, background processes not registered as services, (buggy) AV, etc.
Maybe there's a way to log focus stealing events.
 
5:17 PM
@A.Hersean When I check Task Manager as soon as my active window starts to flicker, I got Windows Explorer taking Very High power usage
which is also suspicious from my experience
(unrelated) Do you guys know if it's possible to use the TEXT HERE function from DOS batch to the output of a del command?
I know you can echo TEXT HERE...
 
You can try using "Process Hacker" instead of task manager: it will show you far more information on the processes.
(Even though explorer.exe is a monster with lots of threads and handles, so it can be very hard to find what's causing its behavior.)
 
@A.Hersean That's a bit like, "Just use Wireshark" (which was the advice I gave before and it was horrible)
 
5:34 PM
Well, in all fairness I think it will indeed give me a little bit more insight
 
5:53 PM
That's a positive thing!
 
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