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12:01 AM

@MarkBuffalo kids = dicks

HELP THE BEAR VIEWED MY PROFILE ON LINKEDIN 2 HOURS AGO

I THINK HE'S GONNA SLAUGHTER ME SOON

passes the bear spray

takes the spray slowly

goes for popcorn

leaves the chat and tries to not come back until tomorrow morning

Journeyman Geek

12:08 AM

Remember, bear spray ATTRACTS bears if not used as directed

@JourneymanGeek in @Simon's case that could a good or bad thing ;P

^

LOL @DavidFreitag

@JukEboX you mean bat-bear-repellent

@AviD it's man-bear-pig replelent

12:10 AM

lol, MBP

I haven't seen an episode of South Park in foreeeeeever

Shark repellent Bat-spray

huh. The internet has had it wrong all those years.

@AviD Proof that Rayne & Issa were meant to be:

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wow that is oldschool. baaad art. Dont think I was reading it way back then.

@Iszi or proof that not.

And see, this is classic setup for a couple that'll eventually get married. Just like TBBT.

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hey hey, no spoilers - I'm a couple seasons behind on TBBT

12:16 AM

Found the first appearance of SFAB girl. Looks like she started off in red.

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Can't believe this is the first strip by Lar.

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Heh. First comic by Lar, and the next streak is with a different guy. Totally forgot about that.

Journeyman Geek

12:33 AM

shit the art's changed a LOT

security.stackexchange.com/posts/111711/revisions i do what i waaaaant

> plus a trusted source to prove

WTF?

@DavidFreitag idfk, they're just butmad

@Iszi No way, that's definitely not "meant to be"

1:15 AM

@Ohnana hammered

both the asker (apparently), and the question

rekt

also can you do footnotes on SE?

i'm trying to markdown and it's not working

@Ohnana nah dont try injecting footers. Just leave snarky comments instead.

Also, I really shouldnt be modding after 2am.

no pls

i want a footnote

dya think it was too harsh?

actually I'm worried now about making snarky comments, y'all might decide to upvote it into the stratosphere.

beiberhate standing at just under 275. I am bemused.

what was too harsh?

1:26 AM

my comment there

btw, that was a solid edit.

you were golden until the last phrase

then it was hilarious

I AM A GOOD INFLUENCE

lol

yeah, that was a very fun edit

it appeased my inner anarchist

I've noticed that lately I've been having less patience for the aggressively stupid and arrogantly clueless.

innocent mistakes, legitimate lack of knowledge, a want to learn - sure, I'll take all the time necessary to help you get it right. refusing to learn, and insisting on crap you made up? I'll tear your door off its hinges and make damn sure it hits your ass on the way out.

maybe you should step back a bit

o lawd

1:30 AM

@Ohnana hehe. "DO NOT EDIT THIS!" > edited

I WILL EDIT IT

DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH REP I HAVE?!

I WILL EDIT ANYTHING I WANT

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@Ohnana twice as much as @Simon?

@MarkBuffalo EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@AviD lol no we're pretty even

shhhh don't unstar that

@Ohnana You appear to be having a... vowel movement.

1:32 AM

awww

i was hoping it was your kid

@MarkBuffalo hctibelttil?

no, I'm sitting here coding. trying to figure out a problem I'm having with coordinate positioning on a 2d plane

and it's difficult because I am toopid

0

Q: What else can I do to protect my accounts?

I am trying to make sure all my accounts are secure from unauthorised access and have turned on all security measures that I can find to make sure my stuff is protected. Here is what I have in place: Unique password for every site (takes 6 billion years to crack) using MasterPassword since it ...

physical account-security

this is advanced tinfoil

@MarkBuffalo ymean torpoid

@Ohnana man, I don't even protect most of my stuff. I just don't care. I only tinfoil at work because of competitors, hackers, etc

face detection... sigh

I actually have nothing to protect at home, kek

1:37 AM

the only thing i protect is my brand

well, my name

if it's on the internets, i do not care if you know it

I'm pretty happy. Figured out a large portion of game development in just a couple days

-1

Q: why don't OSes offer secure file erase/wipe

inspirated from here: Why didn't OSes securely delete files right from the beginning? And why do they still not do this? the point that seems to be taken there is why it is not the default, but the more important question is why it isnt even offered in the first place? I mean it make sense that...

oh god that question had babies

eww

#KickPuppies #DrinkDrano #UseLinux https://t.co/qvDCQLEbev

Tweeted by SwiftOnSecurity on January 26, 2016 at 12:53 AM

:(

1:47 AM

"I DO WHAT I WANT" ;-)

one of those hashtags does not belong

2:03 AM

Shit, forgot I made tea and now its cold :[

Also, yes it was Oglaf. Thanks @Ohnana

sigh. not enough time in the day

Dude did Dwight just kill Angela's cat

Well, at the very least he put her cat in her refrigerator

In his defense, though, it was dead.

Yep, he totally killed her cat.

@MarkBuffalo use the night

LOL

> Is there a god? If not then what are all these churches are for?

2:18 AM

@Ohnana I can't be bothered about your questions. I'm still busy having conniption fits about that stupid "Explain Security to Employer" question.

@AviD That was awesome.

Dwight totally killed her cat. Man this show is messed up.

BYOD is ass

@MarkBuffalo Bring your own marital aid?

bring your own device

Aw, that's less fun

2:30 AM

it really depends on your environment

Well unless by "device" you mean marital aid.

but people bringing an infected device into a corporate network make me want to jump off a cliff

@DavidFreitag microwave

@Xander :(

@Ohnana Eh, I just poured it out and made a new one

!!!

2:37 AM

@Ohnana Well I do have an appliance that keeps 5L of water up to temperature it only seemed right to use it

fair enough

@DavidFreitag Has turned into a foodie

@MarkBuffalo Water has nothing to do with food?

Also, I've had it for the better part of a year.

water is needed to correctly parse food particulate matter in your pouch

I'll give you a pouch

2:40 AM

@DavidFreitag Is that a europenism?

Anyone want to beta test my game, and maybe laugh at me, etc?

@MarkBuffalo Sure!

great. I'm going to keep improving the game as much as I can

before releasing it for beta

Step 1: Put the code on BitBucket
Step 2: Make a release
Step 3: Testing process begins

yeah, I'll do that in a bit, actually

tomorrow probably. I gotta sleep soon since I have work tomorrow

I've heard that one before :D

2:54 AM

and I want to work early so I can come home early

I know :(

You really should just make an ssh key for me

amazon.com/Schrade-SCPEN3S-Tactical-Fountain-Silver/dp/…

awww yis

@Ohnana At first glance I did not think that was a pen.

Also, marketing "tactical" things is stupid.

TACTICOOL FOUNTAIN PEEEEEEN

i mean, they just taped a glass-breaker onto a pen

@Ohnana I don't want to hear about your peen.

2:56 AM

um

@DavidFreitag For BitBucket?

@MarkBuffalo To your dev machine so I can make repositories for you

give me some manuals, I have not done this before

@MarkBuffalo confluence.atlassian.com/bitbucket/…

how does i google

@Ohnana That ^^. Except @MarkBuffalo uses winders.

2:58 AM

@Ohnana currently coding, actually. :p

I just wrote a collision detection engine of sorts

@MarkBuffalo cough nurd cough

:b

wavsource.com/snds_2016-01-10_6357263721580594/sfx/boing_x.wav

can anyone listen to this and tell me if it's a single "boing"?

wavsource.com/snds_2016-01-10_6357263721580594/sfx/splooge.wav

lololol

Also, their links are totally broken

@MarkBuffalo is one

danke

3:04 AM

Perhaps, as a deaf person, you shouldn't be selecting sound effects?

I'm going to randomize the sounds

@DavidFreitag Exactly... select some for me.

@MarkBuffalo It's kinda hard to do that if... I don't have the game.

1) Jump
2) Die. Crying is fine.
3) Hit "coin"

choose some on that page :b

Or instead of #3 being a coin, more like a ping. you hit a goal. only goals happen every 3 to 0.1 seconds

Yeah that boing is definitely not a jump sound

soundbible.com/tags-jump.html

These might be good

3:08 AM

@MarkBuffalo soundbible.com/2095-Mossberg-500-Pump-Shotgun.html

That one is good for a jump ^

pump shotgun? rofl

Ooh this is a good one for a chase scene soundbible.com/2056-Missile-Alert.html

3:35 AM

soundbible.com/1994-Phone-Vibrating.html

LOL ok that's just some dude humming

does it sound kinda like a lightsaber humming?

yeah sounds like some dude humming

I'm taking this for the goal thing

no dude it's terrible

alright lol

pick a good one

3:58 AM

@AviD mine

Telkitty the Web Developer

4:12 AM

If siri on my phone suddenly turns itself on, should I start panicking?

My phone was on the floor, I walked pass it & the next thing I know, siri is turned on

I am sure my toes didn't touch the phone

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper The National Security Agency is spying on you.

Telkitty the Web Developer

they are spying on everyone, thank you

you're welcome, I'm here all week

if you ever need to know the NSA is spying on you, let me know. I will remind you

@MarkBuffalo Are you? That's a shame

@DavidFreitag you're internet hurting me

4:21 AM

@MarkBuffalo You're physically hurting me

:[

4:44 AM

soundbible.com/1799-Ima-Firin-My-Laser.html

4 hours later…

8:57 AM

Archer: The Tactleneck

9:20 AM

Damn you Kropotkin!

I want to watch that now - but work...

@RoryAlsop yeah if you watched that at work you would be in a zone..... of danger

Hahahaha - yeah

Dammit, Jim. Just read the rules and no Stackoverflowy or ServerFaultish Q's allowed. But at least there's Archer, yay. ;) Haha

9:51 AM

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper Did you say "Hey, Siri"? Or cough in a way which could be interpreted as "Hey, Siri"? Or rub against the floor in a vaguely "Hey, Siri" type way? Siri will take any of those as an indication to wake up, in my experience. Or if someone on TV or radio talks about cirrus clouds. Or a serious incident. Or a circus. Or Isis. Siri is not overly concerned with accuracy of statement

Journeyman Geek

10:19 AM

> Basically, you’re either dealing with Mossad or not-Mossad. If your adversary is not-Mossad, then you’ll probably be fine if you pick a good password and don’t respond to emails from ChEaPestPAiNPi11s@virus-basket.biz.ru. If your adversary is the Mossad, YOU’RE GONNA DIE AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Telkitty the Web Developer

I am going to die regardless whether I am dealing with Mossad or not

Journeyman Geek

of old age, or exploding phones?

That is the question

Telkitty the Web Developer

what if I die of an exploding phone at age of 101?

it's possible (although unlikely ...)

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper Be thankful that you were still down with the kids

Although we might not have phones much longer... We already have communication devices without the phone function

Telkitty the Web Developer

Still, so many weird things happening with my PC/phone, I am concerned ...

There is no naked picture of myself in my phone, but there are many pictures of my pet chickens. I sure hope Mossad is not into that though ...

10:26 AM

Considered picking up a cheap PAYG dumbphone and using that for day-to-day conversations?

Telkitty the Web Developer

I would say dumb phones would be easier to hack

also I am assuming that I am just over sensitive & I am not hacked

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Most people aren't specifically hacked. They are just victims of automated attacks by opportunists

Telkitty the Web Developer

I am yet to get blackmailed or credit card stolen

Ever put it in Amazon and then browsed around a bit? That gives you pretty much the same sensation of suddenly having a huge credit card bill...

Telkitty the Web Developer

amazon only sell books here & I have not bought books for ages ...

also if there is any suspicious activities going on, my bank usually would call me

10:36 AM

I made the mistake of looking at CDs, and discovering that various bands I like have released new CDs since the start of the year

Telkitty the Web Developer

Daily drama update status: completed

Daily drama will be updated: daily

goodbye :p

11:03 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Let's start freaking out!! usenix.org/system/files/conference/woot14/woot14-malvoni.pdf

(Well, two years ago)

Doesn't it really say "increase the round cost"? At 12 rounds, it was still only in the 100s of tries per second range

12:10 PM

yes, that's what it says, but like usual, problem isn't with decent implementations

so reading it a bit differently, it also says that Dave had it coming :)

woke up to my daughter busting my code

if (Intersector.overlaps(hero.getHeroCollision(), ground)) {
[;'/[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCdeath();

}

That'll teach me not to lock the screen

ctrl+z?

12:26 PM

Yea. Finally got it all out, lol. It was everywhere

1:22 PM

ohnuhnuh pls

@MarkBuffalo git reset --hard

1:39 PM

@TerryChia No git repository yet

I will set one up later

> not having git

POOOOSER

@MarkBuffalo Why not?

:)

PEASANT

I don't want it public right now

1:39 PM

git init is the first thing I type when setting up a new project.

But yeah, I have a bitbucket account and can use that

@MarkBuffalo Dude. You can use git without pushing it somewhere you know...

Yep, and I'm too lazy to use it

git started as a local VCS only

I will init it later today

1:40 PM

@MarkBuffalo "I'm too lazy to use it" Yup. Explains a lot.

I should probably adopt that "init on new project" idea though

@Ohnana s/P/L

You're getting totally rekt by Torry, Markus.

@TerryChia Thanks for the advice. I'm going to adopt this standard from now on.

medium.com/@DonRumsfeld/…

what in the ever loving fuck

@MarkBuffalo I also branch out and commit on almost every change.

You can always rebase stuff before merging into master later.

1:55 PM

@TerryChia That's one hell of a good practice.

@TerryChia Yeah, that's pretty good practice

@TerryChia this has made my life so much easier

@TerryChia If you do git reset --hard after branching without comitting, does the branch disappears or it stays?

@Simon reverts to last commit

@Ohnana wtf. is this trolling?

1:56 PM

@Ohnana ^

So the branch will be gone.

Cheers lads.

git reset --soft retains changes i think

i just use hard so i can nuke from orbit

Mhm.

@MarkBuffalo NO IT ISNT

read the comments

i have that reset aliased to git oh-fuck

lulz

1:57 PM

@Ohnana Yup, just unsets the commit.

@Ohnana Donald Rumsfeld is a programmer now...?

@MarkBuffalo YES

wtf this is awesome

fucker needs to die already

lmao @ the comments

triggered in full effect

1:59 PM

"triggered"

You Twitch mong.

@MarkBuffalo the top comment is great

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-.-

...

"Hey can you write an app that will bring your victims back to life?"

Wow

2:01 PM

this is the guy who said ""I stand for 8–10 hours a day. Why is standing [by prisoners] limited to four hours?"

you know who we're talking about right?

No, I don't know who Donald Rumsfeld is

I've been living under a rock

Was he an 'merkin politician?

@RoryAlsop secretary of defense under bush

abu ghraib ring a bell?

Probably, every single idiot in the country seems to be doing something in politics.

@Ohnana Is that a euphemism?

2:05 PM

That was the Guantanamo over east, yeah?

@MarkBuffalo with his military prowess, it might be

@RoryAlsop yeah. ever seen that picture of a hooded guy standing on a brick with his arms outstretched?

wot

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Nice link, do they make it for men?

@Ohnana nope.

2:07 PM

i didn't onebox it because it's graphic.

@Ohnana I don't get it. Is this a halloween thing?

o

Donald Rumsfeld was into some freaky halloween stuff, I guess

@RoryAlsop recognize that photo i linked? you'll have to click it

I can't get any images while at work. Sorry.

2:08 PM

no prob.

Generally I just tend to assume American military abroad = abusing the local country

fair assumption

they attempted to justify it this time by calling them terrorists

The American military? Fair enough :-)

Journeyman Geek

@Ohnana that said. I doubt rumsfeld, for all his sins went and said "Hey, go abuse the shit out of prisoners"

@Ohnana I don't believe in torture. Execution is the answer

But only if they are truly guilty of heinous things, you see.

2:11 PM

@JourneymanGeek he did say he was ultimately responsible for it

Journeyman Geek

@Ohnana in a moral sense, maybe

but it was a breakdown of military disipline, and basic humanity

no, if he wasn't an inept piece of dogshit, that would not have gone on as long as it did

"basic humanity" will always, eventually, break down.

because human beings are depraved

if you have 4 4-star generals calling for your resignation you are an inept fool

@LucasKauffman so, who?

Journeyman Geek

2:12 PM

@MarkBuffalo I believe that humans may not be a moral creature, but its possible to rise above savagery.

No country is above it. In fact, after WW2, many Germans were put in concentration camps... and many countries were ignoring the Geneva convention

Journeyman Geek

And yes, there's such a thing as "Not being a nasty prick"

Abusing Germans, etc

Telkitty the Web Developer

I mean ... you have to send troops abroad - I mean those war torn countries might not have the internet so it's necessary to spy on them manually. The best way to not get hacked is to live deep in the forest and without internet collection. </troll>

People will look for any reason to harm others. Religion, resources, power, pleasure

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper you w0t m8

2:14 PM

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper there are people who live so far away from civilization in afghanistan that they didnt know afghanistan exists

Telkitty the Web Developer

harm others = effort

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper fat.gfycat.com/PowerlessEmbellishedEthiopianwolf.webm

glad you're trolling. sometimes I can't tell when you trigger me

:P

Don't EVER submit an exploit to Zerodium!

@Adi They sold your exploit, didn't they?

@MarkBuffalo That's their business. However, that's not the issue.

If you really want to make money out of an exploit for a 0day vuln., go sell it on one of the few trusted darknet markets

2:23 PM

Most of the 0days I found got found by someone else anyway

missed opportunities

Way less shady than Zerodium

But back to Zerodium, why are they shady and what happened?

@Adi did they screw you out of the money

2:51 PM

It's a long story, really. I just want to leave it that as a general recommendation.

/grabs popcorn

STORY TIME

STOWY TAIME

I'll take your word for it

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