Oh no, have you been infected with seamen?

orally :o

Orally infected? Oh my...

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@LucasKauffman now I have that in my my history... ok

Evenin All

@RоryMcCune evening

SOIRÉE

@terrychia @LucasKauffman . @adnan has a picture for you to see that he got tonight......

A selfie of him with Richard Stallman!

@RоryMcCune Evening :)

@Kisunminttu hiya :) We left @adnan getting boozed up on free wine :op

@RоryMcCune Must be some nice wine!

@Kisunminttu isn't all Free wine, automatically nice ? Actually it was pretty good for free stuff with a meal...

@RоryMcCune He sent me a picture which showed the dining hall - I didn't expect it to be so nice!

@RоryMcCune When it comes to wines, I'm definitely less picky than @Adnan. He knows good wine :)

@Kisunminttu yeah it's one of the real old halls here in Cambridge, they have a load of old buildings as part of the university, it's very picturesque...

@RоryMcCune First thought: "Oooh, candles! Fancy!"

@Kisunminttu yeah was nice !

@RоryMcCune harry potter was filmed there

ah no that's oxford

@LucasKauffman yeah all these old halls look alike :op

@DavidFreitag belated "so's your mom", sorry about the timing

@AviD Apparently @adnan followed through on the tattoo question...

@ScottPack Organization-Defined Value - that thing your cat pic was referencing.

@RоryMcCune hehehe, yes I heard

@AviD way to get a random person to confuse someone :op

@AviD @DavidFreitag claims to love LAMP. I think that's indicative of his not having a mother. Or a father. Or anyone who cares about him enough to keep him from such desperation.

she called me sexist, or something like that. Then implied I dont know about any plural tattoos.

@RоryMcCune fun!

@AviD indeed!

Plural tattoos?

hey I didnt say he should ask anything about them. Was just trying to be helpful and guide him towards some fun people.

@RoryAlsop nu, the fact that there is more than one.

one which is publicly seeable.

Lol

dammit I'm making less sense then usual, I'm famished.

@AviD hey he's already met me and Marion, how many more fun people does he need to meet :op

@AviD Being hungry makes your brain not work? Is this some disease you have?

@RоryMcCune lots

@Xander um, duh?

@RоryMcCune Waitwut? Adnan met you guys before I did?

Think I only had one meal today @AviD, accidentally. Still, team karting day tomorrow, so the weight loss will help

but more to do with patience in typing sensical sentences

@RoryAlsop go eat now!

@RoryAlsop You accidentally ate @AviD?

@AviD I'm sorry, is this common knowledge? Do normal peoples' brains not work when they're hungry?

@Iszi AppSecEu

Nah. Got wine now

Damn this pond that spans between us.

@Xander past a certain point, yes of course.

@Iszi yep he's at OWASP Appsec EU as are we. So the chain of verification now includes me @terrychia @LucasKauffman @AviD @RoryAlsop and @adnan

It's not as good a wine as I hoped, but it is a box of wine, so lots available...

now all we need is to meet up with some american Sec.SE people..

Good chain of verification

@RоryMcCune The Pack

@RоryMcCune So, you're saying @ScottPack and I have a short chain?

@RoryAlsop youre drinking boxed wine...?? :-o

@Iszi a chain of 2 for now...

@AviD Interesting. I shall add this to my memory banks. I know that my wife gets angry when she doesn't eat, but the loss of function, I did not know.

@Xander you obviously dont go hungry very often.

I know. I bought it for the festival, but ended up chatting up the cocktail bar staff so didn't need to drink as much of my own drink

@LucasKauffman I believe he's coming to Europe some time soon, but isn't visiting Scotland (huge mistake obv..)

@RоryMcCune yea Paris

of all places

@LucasKauffman well that's relatively close to you....

@AviD No, I don't have a problem not eating (for a few days, anyway) if circumstances call for it.

Looks like in our new model I will get across to the us regularly, so that could work

@RоryMcCune It's still 2 hours by fasttrain (at least)

@LucasKauffman but yeah who'd go do Paris when Glasgow is available...

@RоryMcCune or Leuven :P

@LucasKauffman or F'in Bruges!

@RоryMcCune haha

Still not been to Bruges

@RoryAlsop Bruges is good, Ghent is perhaps better

@RoryAlsop got some good restaurants there

I prefer Ghent myself

Leuven is good too

there is always beer in my cellar to share with Sec.SE people

@LucasKauffman And in mine!

Granted, I'm not in Belgium...

But if anybody can find their way here, I'll be happy to offer you a beer for your troubles.

:D

@Xander beer, hell if you make it all the way here I'll pull out my good whisky.

@AviD If I make it there, I'll hold you to that.

@Iszi That sounds terrible. Did an accountant come up with that one?

@Iszi Truthfully, those aren't so much the problem. Go read the text of the control for MP-7.

@ScottPack No, I'm pretty sure it came about naturally. Fits well when just about all of them are in the controls as "organization-defined x "

@ScottPack What's that, a Rev 4 control? I'm still not as up to speed on those as I probably should be.

yawn Home.

Student gets trapped in giant vagina; rescued by a team of 22 firefighters

@AviD a surprisingly accurate synposis, though.

> "firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".

@tylerl Can't happen on our campus. We only have phallic statues.

but did they have to apply lube all over him.

@FEichinger ....

@AviD What? I walk past two large black penises every time I head for the main building.

@FEichinger no, I ...'ed about your assumption that that will prevent something similar (or inverse) from happening.

@AviD Never said the inverse couldn't happen.

But unless you can think of a scenario where someone could get stuck inside a phallic statue, I'll rest my case.

@FEichinger it does depend on the size, doesnt it?

facedesk

but as far as firemen applying lube, there is little difference between being stuck inside a statue, or having a statue stuck inside you.

go ask any ER doctor how often the latter happens...

More often than the former, I'm sure.

My educated opinion of Ubuntu 14.04 is that it sucks. I should have stayed with 12.04.

@Xander Of course Ubuntu 14.04 sucks.

I could've told you that as well.

@FEichinger Because it is Linux? Yes, yes, this is true...

No, because Shuttleworth is trying to hard at replacing Jobs.

@FEichinger That too. That said, I liked 12.04 quite a lot. It did everything I needed, and reasonably well. 14.04 is more like...Windows ME. It's shiny and it seems OK, but it breaks quite frequently, and quite badly.

hey folks got a question, not sure if it is ontopic for this SE or not. figured I'd post here and either get a quick answer, or post to the main site if it's deemed within scope

i'm seeing some events in our web server's logs that include the following string appended to a valid path: +++++++++++++Result:+using+proxy+183.207.228.9:8202;+no+post+sending+forms+are+f‌​ound;

any idea what that might be from? I'm assuming some kind of vulnerability scanner. but nothing in google search results indicate if this is a known signature of a particular script or attack

And this is exactly why "Internet" is a bad name for the browser shortcut.

@CharlesWesley Weird that you're seeing that show up, but it's a message that I've seen associated with comment spam tools.

The "no post sending forms found" bit specifically.

@CharlesWesley Ah, yes, here it is: blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/black-hat-seo-tools/…

@Xander xrumer perfect thanks

@CharlesWesley Always happy to help someone at UW Bothell, given that I grew up in Bothell.