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12:03 AM
First two words? "Yes. I" ?
(both short words/letters)
(coming from one who sees more than one word in . . . a word.)
(sometimes when I play along it spirals out. Think it's the same old thing right now. Play without. Signed, same old thing._
 
12:25 AM
. . .
Someone pry my fingers from this keyboard.
Put those fingers back on a keyboard. Differently.
Or on tabloids. Again differently.
Until then, ding daddily doodle!
 
^ oh wowowowow!
I scream for a piece of cream and receive more than I drempt.
(Because I read more than was written.)
One of these days I'll desrv what others shell out. Keep it up and keep us tryng.
Again, I'm "susceptible." Hit on base and I'll back it up, for better or worse.
Sometimes I'm first up, though. Welcome shrinking violet.
All I do is flail away, sometimes with a rounder, always in an attempt to let the next uppance.
Am I the only one here who speaks English? Not USAish. Trueish.
That's how I learned. Through TV when they themselves didn't know how,
and yet here it is our common lingue.
And yet I help others without a common langue put it into spell.
(That inconsistency in spelling was intentional.)
Are y'all just watching tatters of someone who knew how to stitch?
 
12:52 AM
I enjoy that you make of the English language a lump of clay which you can and do reshape to your design
 
Pure poetry.
When we come across whatever we come across, we have a choice. To come across or to come across.
@Rubio, you strike every chord.
English is the most absurd melange.
Like others of my near-death experiences.
If you can stir the spoon, just be glad it's not your bone.
How grim! Remember I have a sense of humo/ur and am grateful to be here.
Some of my favrite places are remnants.
And that's not even one of my favrd places.
My favte places almost killed me. I kept going back just to find out.
Really, you are witnessing what happens when someone who knew better went place after place where they should've known better and, one in a million, lived to tell.
That's why I have no fear by now.
I was downvoted and solved by Deusovi!
Doesn't get much better than that.
Unless you were cliffiside on a landslide that mudslided into the transcript that showed up here.
That is more than wordswise.
And that is another reason I champion around here.
If you haven't solved cliff/building-edge hangers you haven't lived.
Others, !$#@$@#$@$$#@@#$#@, didn't.
Signed [revised], don't hang out with me.
Unless it's the last thing in your mind.
Can't believe these sentiments aren't you-know-what stained upon receipt. They are upon capture.
 
1:22 AM
@thecoder16 @Apep @ffao @EricTressler I have now done as proposed in my answer to that metaquestion. puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/57583/…
 
How the trees grow tall! (I didn't know what that meant at first.)
 
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Q: How many tries to roll a 6?

Gareth McCaughanSuppose you roll a (fair, 6-sided, perfectly ordinary) die repeatedly until you roll a 6. As is well known, the expected (i.e., long-term average over many trials) number of rolls required is 6. Now suppose we ask this question conditional on never having rolled any odd numbers. That is, suppose...

 
It was undeleted?!?!?!?
Those trees just keep growing.
Again, inscrutable as is, the doggone gods pay attention.
Things just improve.
One of these days we'll have unlimited energy from unsequential information transfer. Until then, see you here!
(That was technically accurate. Your move._
Talk about puzzling! I can back every detail but don't know where it leads. Someplace good, I hope.
Dawgs!?!?! At least say you're chewing on the bone. Please.
This minew is the next step.
Help us along. The overseer has fewer than 20 years left. I have less. If this place isn't for information science, where is?
^ that was vague. Here I just ask for another facet that reflects illuminarily.
 
1:50 AM
Not exactly undeleted. I made a new question and merged the old one into it. Because reasons.
 
thank you once again
 
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A: Should Elchanan Mossel's dice puzzle be undeleted?

Gareth McCaughanI think the following things are reasonably clear: It's a very nice puzzle and some nice answers were posted: it would be a shame to lose those. At present it is basically copied from another source, without giving it due credit (though it does, indeed, credit the original source of the puzzle ...

 
Again, I grew up in a place where nothing was secret. What a wonderful world.
(Not that I ever actually grew up.)
@Gareth, the most beautiful cat wandered into my world, a couple of years ago.
That's literal, but the allegory is metaphorical.
I've stroked everyone else who wandered.
Recently one who did stroked me back.
Now I'm embarrassed, but just can't help it.
Get it?
Back to loud music! (screw the prelim 5 seconds)
"choose and renounce" <--- only words that make sense out of all that.
The backyard feral cat doesn't undestand a lick of English but loves loud music.
I tried both.
Help the cause/
Or at least scroll ahead to 9:odd.
(Those were all setups. Am I the only here who reads the typeset words of live standups?)
(Yes, I am also offended by those acts.)
(And, surprise, I'm offended by the narrowmindedness of everyone including mysellf.o\
)
Again, abstraction is where we communicate at the moment.
We'll never meet in corpora.
So we have a mediplane where this goes.
See you (t)here!
(No corrections? If I call my editor-in-chief, . . . +
 
2:50 AM
Dawgs! Start at 11:47 amd don't stop.
 
0
Q: How to Define the Intersection of a Rotated "Rectangle" in Spherical Coordinates

Anthony K.Can anyone tell me what is the intersection between the following two surfaces? The portion of a radius-1 spherical surface defined by four points: (r1, θ1, φ1), (r2, θ2, φ2), (r3, θ1, φ3), (r4, θ4, φ4) The portion of a radius-1 spherical surface defined by four points: (r1, θ1, φ1+x), (r2, θ2,...

 
3:18 AM
^ this place just gets better and better!
Meanwhile my musical muse just called to say that she doesn't have the time to say wha t she means.
She'll get around to it.
And the feral cat (Butter, according to some) jumped in, across, and down just to purr.
@Rand al'standin, you're my poet'alsiteu.
You understand more than what is said.
In the spirit it wasn't meant.
Wasm
Wasm
Wan't meant to be understood without effort.
[Net neutrality?!?!?? These connections are getting con00]
Much as I care about global warming, all I want is.... and she did.
 
 
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11:09 AM
Wait... did @gareth just technically post a question?! The day has come! :P
 
Scary, no?
 
Mutter
 
11:24 AM
*suddenly gets a puzzle idea*
 
@lauir Congratulations, you are a time traveller! You answered this question (twice) almost three months before it was posted.
@Rubio ^ even scarier
@Mithrandir A puzzle about car insurance?
 
heh :P
 
No, but The Workplace will kill me.
;)
 
we'll just have to accidentally get it on HNQ then :P
 
11:38 AM
and @Rubio ^ spammer to nuke
 
Ahhh. The trouble with a CW question is that all (new) answers to it will have to be CW too :-/
Maybe a better solution would've been to use a sock to ask the question and then promptly delete its account. Then you wouldn't be affecting future or past answerers. (cc @Gareth)
 
ah, damn, didn't think of that.
so yeah, maybe a sock if we need to do it again.
 
12:04 PM
...okay, I probably spent way too little time writing that puzzle, (literally less than half an hour) so I probably need a testsolver to make sure I don't mess everything up. Anyone willing? ;)
 
12:28 PM
@Mithrandir @BeastlyGerbil I may have possibly given you a mention as Mr. Gerbil
 
thats fine :)
 
spammer exploded
 
 
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2:26 PM
I am become Death, destroyer of accounts.
 
Gardeath
 
@BeastlyGerbil Yup. Woe is me. I even got a "Nice Question" badge for it, which seems wrong (it's community wiki! I don't get any of the rep! the whole point is that upvotes shouldn't be attributed to me! so why should I get a badge just because the question's got some upvotes?) but never mind.
 
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Q: A word pronounced as the alphabets

DEEMCan you give me a word that when pronounced, sounds exactly like the pronounced alphabets. For example The word TEEPEE sounds exactly like the alphabets T and P so TP. Two alphabets pronounced. Or Ziti which sounds like ZT. Two alphabets pronounced. I am looking for a word that when pronounc...

 
Oh, I got Student and Scholar too but so far as I can see the system never notified me of those. Sooo unfair.
 
2:44 PM
@GarethMcCaughan I get to ignore the nonsense that's happening in the comments on that question. You, on the other hand...
 
Sid
3:14 PM
...Wow. Gareth has posted a question! The End is Near!
 
3:54 PM
it had to happen eventually.
@GarethMcCaughan Proximity alert: puzzling.stackexchange.com/users/42969
I think we really do need a room for reporting spam.
 
Sid
@micsthepick to be honest, everyone's been busy these days. So, the spam reporting has at least kept this room somewhat alive
 
I'm kinda worried about wen
 
Sid
"last seen: 5 days ago" - None of the usual Australians seem to be around these days either.
Maybe exams or something?
 
4:28 PM
boom
 
4:58 PM
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Q: Series find Nth term

I_want_to_learnGiven series 2,12,36,80,141,196,249,306,373,467,565,673,793,935,1092... Find the nth term of series. It is the sum of n*n numbers when they are added in a matrix , it produces a series like this. for any ith row and jth column we get i+j as the value and then the value at (i,j) is sum of even di...

 
5:54 PM
@lauir I'm feeling humorous. Consider this odd quirky chord progression: Eb Bb Cm Ab Adim Eb/Bb Cb(!?) Db(!!?!!)
is the CCCC dead
 
6:21 PM
@thecoder16 it's certainly seen better days
 
Where are all the smart people at
lol
 
7:56 PM
@thecoder16 it should have had hints a week ago, but Wen1now seems to have become Wen1waybackthen
 
8:09 PM
 
the gift that keeps on giving? You shouldn't have. (No. Really.)
 
Sid
(Has anyone ever tried that number?)
 
I'd advise against it
 
8:24 PM
@Wen1now @Wen1now @Wen1now @Wen1now @Wen1now @Wen1now @Wen1now 7 pings for 7 days
we should make a great puzzle where we create 14 seemingly spam car insurance accounts that have hidden enigmatic puzzles that take you from one to another culminating in... this is a bad idea
 
9:21 PM
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Q: My boss sent me a weird email

MithrandirI've just received this strange email from my boss at work. It's funny, because while he hasn't shown up in a couple days, but I've never said anything about, like, kidnapping (like honestly, it is a rather silly idea). It's also written not in his usual style at all. I'm not sure what to make of...

 
@mith I assume you don't want the asterisks to show?
 
no asterisks
 
think you may have just accidentlaly given a clue there... I'll have to see :P
 
I've gotten most of it, but there seem to be some mistakes?
Huh, I guess not.
 
if there aren't, that'd be a first
this was fun to make, and an attempt to break out of total SE question mental block :P
 
9:30 PM
The obvious thing to do is Morse Code on the punctuation in every paragraph. But that gives EC4F#H#DS, which doesn't seem promising.
(# is an invalid character.)
Ignoring the ellipsis gives ECAF#H#DS, which has "face" backwards in the first part before the divide.
 
obviously there is no thing with the first letter or last letter of each sentence/paragraph/word
right?
 
see above message
i'll leave y'all with that and go to bed, maybe
@BeastlyGerbil yes, well, apparently you can't italicize a period
 
. . .
you can bold a period
 
muttermuttermuttermutterinconsistentmuttermuttermutter
I just ran through it again. While of course I'm wildly inconsistent, it should be solvable...
It's been up for half an hour! How has Deus not solved it already?!
;P
@micsthepick not when it's at the end of a sentence you can't**.**
 
10:01 PM
@Mithrandir Unless you bold the whole sentence.
 
But that's kinda counterproductive for
...there we go.
 
you can't strikethrough a single period---.---
 
-.-
 
 
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11:17 PM
I feel like this is too dependent on pronounciation, should I flag?
 
Yeah, it seems opinion-based to me.
 
got it
 
poof! and the spam is gone!
 

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