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4:13 AM
Ideas are like opinions and elbows. Almost everyone has them and it can be hard to tell the difference from a hole in the ground.
@Deusovi, upon my first encounter with you you seemed like hard egg.
It can happen! Since then I've learned that you are soft and sweet and full of nutrition.
Perhaps ideas are like eggs. Some are rotten. Welcome to the hatchery.
So why not chat.abustackexchange.com?
Might be a needed relief valv.
(Even on a good day I barely have enough oomph to be a bad example. And even on the best of days, I'm barely - humn)
 
4:40 AM
And a good example named bad:
 
5:18 AM
Et tu @n_palum [implicit reference]? Too many typists hererere make me feel rereredundant.
(having rereread the transcript)
(and undeterederederedered)
 
5:49 AM
@humn I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Thanks for what I assume is a compliment.
 
@Deusovi . many times over, and appro.. this site, figure it out.
(Hint: I let you down big time more than once. And you, and others, covered big time.)
it can happen
(two red ruby clicks)
 
6:05 AM
0
Q: The Science Department

boboquackToday I decided to take another tour of the local university. We went into the science department first. Suddenly, I found myself harassed by a woman in a lab coat. She exclaimed in an urgent voice, 'My experiment's gone!' 'Gone where?' you ask. 'I don't know, just gone!' Last time you were ...

 
^vote witha note: please degendererer yererer pzzzles. Some of us have a tendererer sorererere therererere
it can happen
(need I sez, all these er-umphs are meant well)
 
6:38 AM
For the record, I've never heard a single sone of so-called music that I've enjoyed. Clues aplenty, make that "I'ven't."
 
7:00 AM
^ Prrr poetry: "Lost (lust?) in their eyes as you hurry by, counting the broken ties they decided."
n'a' piece:
overstated as if understood
(scan ahead to 4:20 for best results)
(really, who ever heard of arpeggieted bells? who nvr? never agin.)
Nobody to stop this youtubeslaught?
(^ the most bzzarre video with one of the most gorgeous voices)
Even more bizzare:
... you pick up the pieces, kimosabe.
(yes I know how to zpell, jest chooz not to)
Talkabout dead air...
@Jonathan Allan, I'm taunting you with videos until it herz.
And so it goes...
And another thing
159894gjfkdgj the feral feline just jumped on the keyboard signal to stop???
(This is all premised on the line "you pick up the pieces, Kemosabe")
(i)f'n nobody stops this...
speak the rudest entreaty ever
but until otherwise:
signed - alter ego Pangloss (this is the best of all realistically possible worlds)
 
8:01 AM
0
Q: Find last 3 digits before decimal point

Jamal SenjayaMy old calculator only have numbers, ($+$) and ($\times $) keys Using only those keys, find the last three digits precisely before the decimal point. $(3 + \sqrt 7)^5$ Note : Actually you should be able to do the calculation by hand (without calculator or computer).

 
oh what's the point after all . . .
(solution upcoming)
@moderators Why isn't @Jonathan Allan showing up on autocomplete?
If ____ was bad it woudln't surprise me, but bad enough to be banned?!
Noooo.
@Jonathan Allan is my favorite ViDJ. Please contribute.
(And JA is a BMF to boot)
(Bad mutha fukka)
(so to speak, no offense intended)
In the meanwhile:
(another chat stream successfully, unintenionally, stifled.)
 
8:27 AM
@humn Honestly, it wasn't that big of a deal. The community metapuzzle was largely an experiment.
 
(oops now ex tempore)
@Deusovi , even when I'm wrong you can prove me right
live love light, on a good day (edit)
 
...I'm actually getting worried, to be honest. You seem a lot different than usual.
 
since when have I been usua?
(but valid observation)
 
("Usual" meaning "usual humn". You're always playful and eccentric, but this is different.)
 
Enjoy learning the edges of eccentric while I enjoy blurring it.
 
8:34 AM
Is everything alright with you?
 
(Again, though, @Deusovi, you are truly emphatic. Who'd've guessed.)
 
Yeah, I'm just concerned about you. I could be worrying over nothing, but it definitely doesn't appear that way.
 
Let me play it out. I have a few sparkles left.
(on behalf of many, a big hug to you Deou!)
... another conversation successfully dotted ....
(and sincerely)
 
I'd hope you have many more than a few. I've definitely enjoyed talking to you and trying my hand at your puzzles, and I know others here feel the same.
Just... take care of yourself, okay?
 
... drive safely .. ( = I love you)
and i will too.
Don't be embarrassed.
^ best composition ever (yes, even better than the other best)
(hang on for dear life, @Deusovi, and we'll all get to where we're all going)
 
8:53 AM
Listening now.
 
And how.
 
Somehow, I expected your taste in music to be something like that. (I definitely enjoyed it!)
Anyway, I'm off to bed. It's nearly 4AM my time.
Later!
 
Pleasant, or rock n rolly, dreams!
Or all of the above.
28 mins ago, by humn
(Again, though, @Deusovi, you are truly emphatic. Who'd've guessed.)
that was supposed to say "empathic"
what the H?!?
C'mon fellah DJs
It's in Morse!
(always wanted to be a DJ)
(once was)
(said the straight "man")
(some are "colorblind;" some are "genderblind")
^ veiled excuse for presenting an unbelievable quitar duo intro
masmusica
yanagomamegaovbrd?
(f yugannag thr with me, play full blast)
To the one listener this far:
 
 
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11:27 AM
aww :( I won't be able to get my meta in for the fortnightly
I've got it all planned out but I'm on a flight tomorrow at 3am to a land of no wifi, and no image processors
 
You can still post it after the fortnight
 
11:42 AM
yeah, just feels a bit annoying to miss the turnaround
 
 
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12:49 PM
Hullo @Scon
 
1:40 PM
Preview of TGE's PSE Puzzle Hunt
TGEPSEPH for short, although that's not very short.
 
1:56 PM
how about TGEPHOPSE = te-ge-fo-ps. TGE's Puzzle Hunt On PSE.
 
Heh, nice! Might use that lol.
 
2:25 PM
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Q: Labelling a graph with a partition of 100

Bernardo Recamán SantosLabel the vertices of this graph with positive integers (repetitions allowed) whose sum is 100 in such a way that any pair of vertices are joined by an edge if (and only if) they have labels with a common divisor greater than 1 (i.e. they are not relatively prime).

 
 
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5:07 PM
@TheGreatEscaper Ooooooh.
 
5:28 PM
How many puzzles do you have planned for it?
 
5:59 PM
Well. That was disconcerting.
I just got a Yearling badge
I was like, huh? I'm nowhere near a year
I forgot I joined SuperUser before here :)
 
6:12 PM
@Rubio doesn't it show the site that you earned it on?
 
6:53 PM
@Mithrandir yeah I think he meant on super user
 
@BeastlyGerbil well yeah. But the notification in the dropdown shows what site you earned it on.
 
@Deusovi there are 5 puzzles each with 5 smaller puzzles ish
but i would say only 5 really xD
because not all of them are split into smaller ones
It's not really big because I initially planned to get it done before popping off
 
7:22 PM
Sounds like fun!
 
7:44 PM
ok I put this off long enough.
Puzzle incoming, hope I didn't mess anything up too badly.
 
Ooh! Is it for the fortnightly theme?
(Taking a look now - apparently!)
 
@Rubio I had to click edit just to check that there really wasn't a pic :P
 
Hehe
 
You sure clue 3 is just supposed to be "904" and nothing else?
 
yeah no enumeration?
 
7:52 PM
Yeah. That one is a different from its friends.
 
Alright then. Interesting.
(904 is CMIV in Roman numerals, which may or may not be relevant.)
> Since one of you apparently is partially to blame for this, it's only fair you help me figure out where my friend is!
That's an interesting line.
 
7: Being hexed may leave you feeling down
Surely cluing hexadecimal
 
I'm feeling an urge to fix Deus's quote.
 
Got it
 
Hehe
 
7:56 PM
How do you do that? Don't actually know... :P
 
That quote references this one:
"One of the guys I'm with out here is a puzzler himself — he's even on that puzzle website you were telling me about. Anyway, he helped me put together a bit of a puzzle for you."
 
> quote
 
thanks
 
Oh, yes, I'm aware of that.
 
Having said that, it's just set-dressing. Don't believe a word of it. hehe
 
7:58 PM
Got step 4.
 
Bah. Don't do that, hehe
How'd you get that so fast?
The ciphers are supposed to gate you through step by step so you don't find out stuff that is spoilers for the earlier parts.
 
The first word starts with a letter close to Y (most likely Y itself) and has the pattern ???'??.
 
That makes it probably YOU'LL, which gives me a key starting ABCEI.
 
And the clues are alphabetical
 
8:00 PM
At that point I just keep trying letters until something looks plausible. I know they're alphabetical, so I only have a few to try from.
 
Well. Have fun with it in any case
but it works best if done in order
 
Oh, I'm planning to solve it the "right" way. I just wanted to show off. :P
(also, that might make it easier to get something if we get stuck on step 3)
Also, the last text looks suspiciously like an Imgur URL, which gives easy confirmation.
Anyway, let's try those cryptic clues from part 1.
Ooh, and I can get part 3 too!
Anyway. Cryptic clues.
I'm pretty sure 2 is an anagram of OLDCAMEL, but I'm not sure what the actual place is.
 
2
Q: Where Is My Friend?

RubioA friend of mine, one of those world-traveler, rugged outdoorsman, live-out-of-a-tent-and-backpack sorts, has just sent me an interesting email:   From: whatchootalkinboutGrylls@hotmail.com   Subject: Check out this pic! Guess where I am?!   To: rubio@[redacted]   Date: 04/08/17 11:33 AM     Dud...

 
I had ... some constraints to work in. That makes a couple of the cryptics not quite as clean as I would have liked, but I think once you get what's going on they'll make more sense
 
Oh, I'm sure you wouldn't have picked a random place in Maryland if you had a better option.
...yeah, I can't find anything
@BeastlyGerbil, any ideas for the cryptics? I have a couple, but nothing I can get to work out
 
8:11 PM
I'm afraid I can't really help. I'm doing homework and then I'm going out. Shame caus it looks like a great puzzle
 
Aw, alright. Anyone else working on it? (@Mithrandir?)
Spreadsheet if anyone's interested.
 
@Deusovi nope, I'm on mobile and looking at Meta.SE stuff :)
 
#5 was one of my favorites. :)
 
8:28 PM
The "A" was weird, but I'm sure that's gonna be important later.
 
Yup.
 
@Rubio - is 7 ONE DEGREE?
 
No, it's ONE DEGREE?
 
ah, alright
 
And between 7 and 5 presumably you're catching on a bit
 
8:39 PM
...nope
 
I'll just note that, well, the answers don't quite look like the sort of thing cryptics usually evaluate to.
 
Yeah, I have noticed that.
They look like clues to other words. But all the sensory organs I can think of are used in the clue itself.
 
(That actually was by design, lest one's omission stand out. I wouldn't normally do that.)
 
Reusing words in clues and answers is typically a bad thing, so I can't think of anything else that A SENSORY ORGAN could be cluing.
 
Yah, that's why I normally wouldn't reuse. I believe that's the only place where that happened.
 
8:46 PM
:/
 
I know, I know. :)
 
If you didn't reuse, at least it'd be narrowed down.
 
Stepping away a bit, I'll peek in now and again. 3 (hopefully obviously) isn't a cryptic. 1 is pretty straightforward. The others, you'll probably want to keep in mind how these answers are shaping up
 
(Yeah, 3 not being cryptic was obvious.) 1 is a homophone clue with def (flying) (high) again, but not sure what exactly the answer is.
 
9:07 PM
Good luck solving, I'll try and help tommorow if it's still unsolved.
Night!
 
Night!
 
The provided link on #1 is actually a hint, and the "?" isn't entirely gratuitous. that may help.
 
...USING (drugs)?
I considered that towards the beginning, but didn't think USING meant "using drugs"
 
It does, yes
 
Huh.
Gah, I can't find a (2,6) place in Maryland
Ooh, @Silenus, new avatar
 
9:29 PM
The answer for Maryland is a little more literal. Hehehe
 
A little more literal? I don't understand how I could be more literal, unless weird isn't an anagram indicator
 
9:45 PM
Try Boulter.
 
...Boulter?
 
...MD LOCALE
Welp.
(There should probably have been some sort of abbreviation indicator on the 2 there. After all, MD isn't really a word.)
So we have:

MD LOCALE
A SENSORY ORGAN
ONE DEGREE?
EXIST
I have no idea what to do with those. They look like clues to words, but I can't see anything in common with any of the answers to them.
 
How Woukd that be annotated in an enumeration, I wonder?
Damn you mobile
 
Typically, stars are used if you want to explicitly mark non-dictionary words.
Gareth knows more about that than me, though. I believe it's more common in "flats", a type of puzzle from the NPL
I'm gonna go take a nap. Maybe when I wake up I'll have a clue what to do.
 
 
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11:19 PM
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Q: Overheard while hiking

Dr XorileI was hiking in the desert this weekend and saw two people coming the other way. We nodded and smiled as we passed, and, as sometimes happens in these situations, I overheard a snippet of their conversation. Person 1: Granite is not nice. Person 2: I think granite is lovely. Person 1: Me too. I...

 

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