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12:10 AM
@Derpy "We're gonna fun you up"
 
 
4 hours later…
4:27 AM
lol
 
 
2 hours later…
6:43 AM
I'm talking with a friend about Star Wars and its tendency to just handwave all the terrible things its main characters do, and...
> WAR CRIIIMES!
We're doing WAR crimes!
And then some MORE crimes!
We'll never stop.
And the FORCE crimes,
Those are the WORST crimes,
They're rarely enforced.
 
7:25 AM
Lol
 
Okay, I need to stop tinkering, it's good enough.
> WAR CRIIIMES!
We're doing WAR crimes!
And then some MORE crimes!
We'll never stop.

FORCE CRIIIMES,
Those are the WORST crimes,
But for the MOST times
They're rarely enforced.

It's okay
our plans never wind up working anyway
and hey
we always wind up SAVing
...the day...

Our incomp-
etence is our one saving graaace!

AND SO WE'RE EXCULPATED
from our--
(war--)
(our war--)

WAR CRIMES
All of those WAR crimes
That we comMITted
(We're culpable)

WAR CRIMES
We did those WAR crimes
But as the HERoes
 
 
2 hours later…
9:05 AM
Protip: Barret "Mr T" Wallace has more integrity than the average Star Wars character.
 
 
12 hours later…
9:08 PM
Which Star Wars and what war crimes?
 

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