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12:03 PM
their stuff is very good
 
12:14 PM
Now, I'm a little fancier now and don't rock the Tumi gear... but when I did, it was good stuff.
My go-to laptop backpack is a Chrome bag.
My shoulder bag is a Brooks Barbican in waxed canvas.
 
Grrrr. Anyone here have any experience with HP Data Protector? I'm looking specifically, for a way to set it on fire and throw it out a window, but I left allmy thermite at home.
 
@ewwhite: I swear by whatever bag i like, with a laptop sleeve
lol
@HopelessN00b: got a blowtorch?
 
No. Just a lighter, some smokes and lots of cardboard for kindling. :(
Honestly, I'm not quite clear on how to set software on fire, though. :(
 
@HopelessN00b it's beyond shit, and I'm a HP spokes-client
 
12:31 PM
Yeah, we're stuck using it for another couple months... and the goddamn thing keeps failing when trying to mount shit it shouldn't trying to in the first place. "Look a cleaning tape! Let's continue the backup set on that!" :/

Just bitching really... not sure what the boss man was thinking. If backups were half as important as he's making them out to be now that e don't have them, you'd think he'd have bought something that works, not the cheapest possible PoS he could find. :/
 
the shred command?
 
I don't think it has one of those, but I'm leaning towards my patented 12 gauge debugging process to fix things.
 
eh. I'm feeling that way myself
The internet connection here is PAINFULLY slow
 
would you run MAMP or WAMP as a production server IF it was only ever going to server a website to only a local user?
 
We use WAMP stacks for that, yeah.
 
12:43 PM
a friend may be choosing me to develop a invoicing system for her and instead of doing it as a .net program or whatever, it would be cheaper / easier to do it as a website. but because she doesn't want to accept orders on a website, why get a host when i / she can just use wamp / mamp?
then, if she chose to do a real website in the future, i could just upload the files to a host and make a few changes
 
Sounds about right to me.
 
Anyone use Private Chef or does everyone use the free version?
 
cool
 
@lsiunsuex: as long as it isn't xampp. If it was a beefy enough server, or a simple enough application, throwing it on a VM would be an option as well
has an irrational hatred of xampp ;p
 
shes not gonna understand a VM - until a year ago she still had a flip phone haha
need to look into what square offers for inventory tracking and stuff - i honestly don't have time for the job and if i can do it cheaper for her, all the better - but i hate to turn down money...
 
12:48 PM
she dosen't need to
basically its a single piece of software she needs to worry about
more importantly, you can develop on a known environment, and know it works. Proper SSH for maintaining it is nice too
 
Hey!


I had a flip phone until a couple years ago, until I got a free smartphone... which I'm kinda regretting a little bit, in truth. I have a tablet... what do I need a mini-tablet for? Just a waste of ~$50 a month in data charges.
 
we have 4 phones on my acct, mine, wife, mom and dad - 3 iphones and 1 win mobile 7.5 - i'm borderline $400 / month on at&t i think?
 
lol
has a little monochrome candybar
 
disgusting - + fios home internet additional bill
 
Which I'll need even if i got a smartphone ;p
I need to spend about a week a year at a military camp, more or less, and they insist on cameraless phones
 
12:56 PM
looking at the exchange question @Chopper3 mentioned. I would like to answer it, but due to this whole "summer of love" thing I truly don't have any words left for that kind of thing.
 
i find it ridiculous that i have to pay for home internet and mobile internet separately when 99% of the time i'm only using 1 at a time. if i'm home, i'm on fios, if i'm out, i'm on att
 
@lsiunsuex but... whether you're only using one or another the infrastructure costs of building both networks is the same and the actual bandwidth costs are a fraction of the total bill
 
@ewwhite About the spaceX job- saw this (but f**k it would be sooo worth it). reddit.com/r/space/comments/xh4ew/…
 
@Roomey It's reviewed on Glassdoor.com - glassdoor.com/Reviews/…
and the reviews all state "work/life balance is poor"
and when every review says that, it means it's exceptionally-bad.
 
@ewwhite Cool site! yea, for me life always beats work, hands down ;)
except maybe in.....
SPPPPPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEee
 
1:15 PM
oh god. kill it, please, kill it before it gets out of control. codecanyon.net/item/…
 
1:25 PM
@lsiunsuex But MS have stopped called it 'Metro' - so their name's pointless
 
morning
 
@Iain arpith again...
hi Basil
 
1:42 PM
@Chopper3 Any luck from your netapp contacts, @Chopper3? I think the adaptor is hard coded to be a target, but I don't know how to tell.
 
wow - and to think we get shit questions - movies.stackexchange.com/q/3680/296
@Basil oh damn, forgot entirely, give me a tick
 
@Chopper3 Tick away! I'm going for breakfast. After I upvote that movie question, at least :P
 
well he is "thatguy"
 
Don't be that guy.
Unless you're seeing Iron Maiden, you shouldn't wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see to the concert.
/afk
 
@Chopper3 Thanks for your comment so I didn't have to :P
 
1:46 PM
:)
 
its spreading already - activeden.net/item/dynamic-metro-menu/… in flash...
 
Dan
Just upgrading a program - it said "A server reboot is pending, it's recommended you reboot before proceeding." It had one button, "OK". I pressed it and now it's done the install anyway :S
 
2:05 PM
@Basil what FC card is it? as in the model?
 
@lsiunsuex That doesn't seem very metro-like except for the squares and solid colors.... The previous one was definitely more impressive.
It must be time to redo my website: To The Metro Cloud™
 
Dan
2:20 PM
I'm working on a site where the remote desktop gateway forces me onto the DC01 as the first hop. I'm rebooting servers left and right, so nervous!
 
@Chopper3 I am not sure- the commands I ran said it's a qlogic, but is there a command I can run that will tell me?
 
show devices might be useful?
 
2 sec
gotta wait for a script to finish running before I can SSH into the box
I can't believe Netapp still has just the one session, still
 
or sysconfig -ca
 
sysconfig: slot 4 OK: X2054A: QLogic ISP 2432; PCI-E quad-port Fibre Channel (QLE2464)
 
2:32 PM
@Basil Still trying to figure that out?
 
@MikeyB Yeah, although at this point, I'm just going to scavenge one of the two ports on the motherboard
 
@Basil ok, 2 ticks
 
@Basil "X2054 is a quad-port HBA card which comes configured as either an initiator (X2054A) or target card (X2054B)." communities.netapp.com/servlet/JiveServlet/previewBody/…
My Google-fu is strong.
 
@MikeyB That I knew. All I need to know is how to flip it.
 
:5673551I was just getting to this, you can't - it's a fixed function card :( which is shite - my netapp guy said that he thought there was only one card that can be either and that's not it - sorry dude
anyone know what this guy's on about? serverfault.com/q/415101/1435
 
2:40 PM
@Chopper3 I thought I read that on 7.3x and higher, you can flip cards and even ports on the cards edit: Oh, only a specific card :)
 
that's all he said sorry
 
ok, well if you want to edit that into your answer, I'll go ahead and accept it :)
thanks for your help btw!
 
@Basil Yah, return it and get another :(
 
@Chopper3 IIRC many of the login managers will try to do a reverse lookup on the IP of the person logging in. If it cant get to a DNS server it takes 30+ seconds to time out. He should still be able to login, but it might take a while.
 
woot! my blog post got posted! diy.blogoverflow.com/?blb=1
 
2:49 PM
@ChrisS I took a wild guess on it
 
@Basil updated
@ChrisS thanks, I'd assumed the same
 
@lsiunsuex looks awesome
"sometimes with a flu, sometimes without." should be "flue" - not sure if you can edit
 
Dan
@lsiunsuex That's awesome - I wish I had more DIY skills
I'm just not good at anything that has to look nice in the end :(
 
@MDMarra Maybe his oven can catch influenza!
 
3:05 PM
Anyone else run into stability issues with Win 2k8r2 and Thunderbird/Firefox?
 
or, why didnt the moderator catch it? huh? HUH?
not sure if I can change it :) i'll go look
 
@lsiunsuex we're too busy randomly closing peoples' posts.
That's what we do all day ya know - there's a special button on the mod page that says "CLOSE RANDOM POST" -- just to keep people on their toes. :-D
 
@Adrian Why are you running web browsers and mail clients on a Server?
Migrated from SO: serverfault.com/revisions/376921/1 <-- Thanks for the steaming pile of sh*t.
 
3:29 PM
diy.stackexchange.com/questions/16096/… by the title, i'd say this should be moved to serverfault :)
 
3:42 PM
@ChrisS STACKOVERFLOW DOESN'T MIGRATE CRAP!
2
Q: Inline HyperLink Color

Brent PabstI'm not sure about everyone else but I'm finding it hard to identify links in questions and answers, especially when the link text itself is very small. The dark blue color looks very similar to the black default text. Even links that appear in Meta are different and visible thanks to the under...

I'm a bad, bad man...
 
1,999 rep. Stupid gamification.
 
4:01 PM
@84104 what games you play now?
 
@voretaq7 I really found it hard to believe that I can see the different between blue and black that much more than everyone else; but apparently I'm the gross minority... I still have never "missed" a link.
 
@voretaq7 The waiting game.
 
@ChrisS I don't have much of a problem with it, but I think adding an underline would be better
 
@voretaq7 So it isn't broke, but you want to fix it anyway??
 
@ChrisS It isn't completely broken, but it's definitely suboptimal
It's Ted.
. . . :KICKS wastedtalent.ca: LOAD! I WANT COMIC!
y'all can load it yourself when the site comes back.
 
4:06 PM
@ChrisS It's our newest set of terminal servers. Our workstations are Ubuntu and we have staff that use WIndows-only software or an occasional need for IE
 
@Adrian OIC. To answer your question, nope, never had any issues. =]
What exactly are you seeing?
 
@ChrisS The Mozilla products crash when you open the Save As dialog. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=539813
 
@Adrian Do the users have home drives mapped, or have an Libraries that include mapped drives or UNCs?
 
@ChrisS Yeah, but it's only the Mozilla products that are having issues.
 
@Adrian Try using GPO to disable thumbs.db cache files. I seem to remember something about problems with them in shared environments. You could limit the GPO to a test user(s) until you see if it's a "fix".
 
4:13 PM
Cool. I'll suggest that to my Windows guy when we gets back. I had no idea GPO had that level of granularity. Most interesting.
 
"Microsoft has ‘fessed up to inserting the hexadecimal string “0xB16B00B5” in the Linux kernel. [...] The offending string is no mere frippery: it is apparently pressed into service whenever Hyper-V virtualises Linux." -- theregister.co.uk/2012/07/20/big_boobs_in_linux
WTG Microsoft.
 
Suppressing the need to shout at the padawans this morning. Users filed a very ambiguously worded ticket and their first reaction is to travel the 30 minutes out there rather than pick up the phone to verify that it's actually a problem we can fix.... sigh
3
 
@Adrian Summer of love doesn't apply to your padawans. Beat them with a broken ethernet cable.
@WesleyDavid $5 says it was a woman who put the string in
 
@voretaq7 You're on.
 
@voretaq7 I prefer hitting people with om4 fibres - ideally by stabbing them with the exposed cable after you take the connectors off - if you do it enough times the glass will expose itself and embed in their skin, hurts like fuck forever apparently
 
4:21 PM
@Chopper3 my left thumb will attest to that. (not from fiber cable though, eventually the copper dissolved)
 
hold their arm against a table and beat the shit out of their writing hand with a hammer, casino mafia style
 
@lsiunsuex no No NO!
Their OFF hand!
damn amateurs - if you break their writing hand they can't sign checks anymore!
 
@voretaq7 PayPal is fine too
 
wtf is a check
:)
 
cheque I think he means
 
4:27 PM
@lsiunsuex The thing my bank insists I send them in the mail. Or I can use this device called a "facks"?
(I think they mean "Faaaaaaaack, this piece of shit didn't send again. And it ate my original!")
@Chopper3 Quiet, limey bastard! :)
 
remember when they wanted to send entire files via fax? in retospect, it looked like a QR code the way they printed it
 
0
A: Do I need a subdomain or CNAME?

Frederik NielsenYou should create a normal A record pointing to the IP of your AWS EC2 box, as a CNAME-record is kinda like a redirect, which is not what you want to do, as far as I can read.

I mad
 
@JoelESalas I think you meant a CNAME pointing to @, no?
(or an A record pointing to the IP of their server)
 
@voretaq7 Generally yes, I looked at my DNS records as an example and it's an A record pointing to @
I'll change it if the CNAME method is more correct
 
@JoelESalas I didn't think BIND would parse @ as the target of an A record (because @ isn't an IP)
 
4:39 PM
@voretaq7 This is in GoDaddy's bastard version of DNS management, which is what he's using
by default it uses www as A record to @
 
. . . I trust nothing about the godaddy interface to be an accurate representation of how DNS works :)
(It's also entirely possible I'm wrong and BIND will take "@" as the target of an A record and point it at the IP address assigned to "@" elsewhere in the zone)
 
@voretaq7 Now I'm curious, let me try it in mah binds
@voretaq7 Rofl. It lets you put it in the DB, but if you query for that record, it says "nope lol"
 
@JoelESalas Hence why I try to avoid being clever with BIND :-D
@JoelESalas might want to update your answer so it works for GoDaddy and BIND
 
@voretaq7 On it
 
@voretaq7 do you know the topic of today's chat?
 
4:51 PM
@ChrisS open questions
 
@Iain open season? :-)
I'll probably stick around for the first half of it and go to a late lunch
 
@voretaq7 that'd be nice ...
 
slow week for me for a change
 
why aren't mcdonalds game board pieces on chicken selects? its a "premium" product. FU mcdonalds.
 
0
Q: Using a punch down tool with an Ethernet face plate

PriestVallonI recently purchased the tool that can be seen below and it was described as a wire cutter and punch down tool. I can't figure how to use it as a punch down tool. Does anyone have any idea how to use this to connect up an Ethernet faceplate?

 
5:02 PM
@lsiunsuex They're so premium that they can't afford to give out game pieces for a game that no one anywhere stands any chance of winning
 
@MichaelHampton funny, i was gonna write a DIY blog post about wiring a house for ethernet. dude could have used it
 
I just wired my house with Cat5e and Cat6. 12 ports scatters all over the place.
 
i'm a brand whore - i won't by comm tools that aren't made by Fluke unless they don't make one.
 
@lsiunsuex Paladin makes awesome tools too.
 
@ChrisS i'm sure i've ran across Paladin; don't buy those kinds of tools often
i've always been curious if / when i build a house, if the GC will allow me to come in and wire the network myself instead of hiring someone, or if theres some insurance / legal thing against that
i suppose i could just say, i'm subbing that part out to myself
 
5:09 PM
@ChrisS Do you also have a deep-seated hatred for intermittent wifi issues
 
@lsiunsuex Depends on the GC. Some will let you do anything you can convince them you know how to do. Others wont let you touch the house until they're handing keys over.
 
i've heard that too
 
I'm planning on building a house in 2 years and I've talked with a GC that will let me do Electrical, Plumbing, HVAC, Electronics (like Ethernet), and several other things. Basically anything I really want to do. I worked for 6 years in construction however, so I do actually know all these.
 
@ChrisS why not just subcontract it then and you be the GC ?
 
sigh Same padawans that decided to go offsite this morning also only half-installed an untested workstation and didn't update the ticket with status or progress......
 
5:12 PM
save some money possibly
 
@lsiunsuex You need a license to be a GC; and the bank will not give me a loan directly. Otherwise I probably would.
 
@voretaq7 Thoughts on this?
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Q: kill -9 a postgres process

BanjerA postgres SELECT query ran out of control on our DB server and started eating up tons of memory and swap until the server ran out of memory. I found the particular process via ps aux | grep postgres and ran kill -9 pid. This killed the process and the memory freed up as expected. The rest of ...

 
How bad could it be?
 
must be per state - my uncle did it with the help of my father (neither of them licensed contractors) the loan my uncle got was a type that he was approved for X amount and he could spend from that account until he hit the ceiling. forget what they call that
this was 10 years ago? atleast - in NY
 
@JoelESalas Uhh.... DON'T FUCKING DO THAT? :)
 
5:15 PM
@voretaq7 Pretty much. Sane limits on query size would be good too.
 
@lsiunsuex I'll bet things also changed a lot within the past couple of years as well. Most of my experience has been in places that don't have any, or at least no strict enforcement, of codes. I've worked with lots of guys doing electrical and plumbing that aren't licensed. You just have to get it inspected afterwards.
@lsiunsuex Now if your GC isn't willing to take on that liability, then that's their choice.
 
We usually get queries where the user screws up and deadlocks a table and we have to restart the Postgres service.
 
@ScottPack Did you "contract" them from the front of a Home Depot
@voretaq7 I mean, does Postgres really get to the point where you can't just kill one query
 
@JoelESalas That's a neg. There's a strong old farm style culture round these parts. That is, if there's something on your property then you need to know how to fix it.
 
@JoelESalas My Devs seem to be unable to do that.
 
5:18 PM
@JoelESalas So it's generally assumed that most people can do, at least, serviceable plumbing and electrical work
 
I knew how to do that in Oracle last time I worked on it.
 
@JoelESalas you can, lemmie look up how
 
@ScottPack I am an urbanite. Short of plunging toilets, I avoid all maintenance work
@ScottPack My dad is from that school of thought though, so necessarily I KNOW how to do most plumbing/electrical things. I just don't want to.
 
love doing shit myself; unlike my brother that couldn't tell you the difference between a philips and flat head screwdriver
 
@JoelESalas I'm generally unwilling to go through the hassle of bringing someone in or paying them, so for most things I'll just do it myself. One of these days I probably should hire a contractor to come in and get rid of all my knob and tube.
 
5:21 PM
@voretaq7 True, if I remember, there's a module you can turn on to get the stats that will tell you what queries are using how much resources.
 
@Adrian show processlist;
 
there was some knob and tube left in my attic. not connected to anything; had heard of it but never actually saw it. some crazy shit they did back in the day
 
@ScottPack To put my laziness in perspective, my friends tore a door in my apartment off the hinges and ruined the door jamb. It took my roommate and me about 8 months to fix it, in a saga of working on it for about 15 minutes a month.
For the longest time, he would just prop up the replacement door against the jamb and sleep that way.
 
So what you're telling me is that if I want any free kit I just need to buy your friends some whiskey and tell them the door was mocking them?
 
@ScottPack No, we'll actually need the door back. We had grandiose plans of turning the door into a table, with the story of the door being torn off painted directly on the door, like the Bayeux Tapestry.
 
5:25 PM
my family room wall power outlets still don't work from when i rewired the dining room 3 years ago :( still haven't gotten around to doing that. the wife uses a long power striped plugged into the dining room to power her laptop in the family room...
 
@JoelESalas Well, apparently that command doesn't work in our Postgres. You sure that isn't MySQL?
 
@Adrian Oh it's definitely MySQL, I was making a joke :( Sorry!
 
@JoelESalas No worries. I was going to laugh my ass off if that actually worked, considering how much pushback I get from the Devs about doing basic DBA tasks.
 
Best 4 bucks I ever spent
 
Ah. Now i remember: SELECT * from pg_stat_activity ;
 
@Chopper3 Oh boy
 
And it looks like they finally got around to enabling statistics collection too.
 
I wonder what kind of "server" he has where he can pull just the SATA cable
 
@Chopper3 What's the worst that could happen?
 
5:28 PM
The magic smoke comes out?
 
What happens next?
 
@ScottPack Well every living thing in a 7 mile radius could die instantly in a torrent of fire...
 
0
Q: Testing software RAID5 by pulling a HDD live. Bad idea?

Drew GottliebI'm running Ubuntu Server 10.10, with software RAID5 and LVM running on top of that. I have four 2TB HDDs. I also have a separate boot drive with incremental full-system snapshots that run every four hours, and every day, week, month, and year. So even if the RAID array totally fails me, my data ...

 
@Adrian there's a system table that tells you that (pg_stat_queries I think?)
 
@ewwhite Isn't SATA hot-swap as part of the spec?
(I might have just made that up)
 
5:29 PM
@voretaq7 I get stuck thinking of torrents, patents on fire, and lawsuits.
 
@voretaq7 Sound pretty reasonable.
 
no
 
Yes, but it sounds like he's going to go into the case and pull the SATA cable.
 
Followed by a bunch of arsonists going, "FIRE WANTS TO BE FREE!"
 
@ScottPack I wish I could find that clip on youtube
 
5:30 PM
Per the FAQ, this question is off-topic as the site is for PROFESSIONAL systems administrators. I can't imagine a professional intentionally pulling a drive just to test a RAID array. — Joel E Salas 24 secs ago
 
@JoelESalas Oh I do it!
all the time!
 
@JoelESalas Ask me how I do my audits... "this generator is supposed to work?"
 
Sometimes I just meander down the aisle pulling random drives to see what happens.
 
@ewwhite I hope he's using write-back with his software (probably controllerless) RAID and has a power failure right as the cable gets pulled
 
Hey now. I pull disks to test alerts and rebuild abilities!
 
5:31 PM
i like to disconnect the uplink cable for network switches at random
 
@JeffFerland Hey, you got some time for a chat? I'm about to do something and would like to run it past someone first.
 
I definitely have pulled drives out of servers when testing new hardware specific Nagios alerts
But I mean, not production boxes
 
@voretaq7 pg_stat_activity is the only one I'm familiar with. I don't spend much time putzing around with Postgres though. The services I'm responsible for all use MySQL.
 
@ScottPack Sure
 
@MDMarra To be fair, I test my personal UPS by pulling it from the wall. But that's my desktop, it affects no one else.
 
5:33 PM
We had a vendor install a rack of their own gear for a "turnkey" solution
With crappy UPSes
and crappy "on battery" shutdown software
So as part of our monthly window at that site, we pulled it out of the wall
They had configured all of the servers to shut down after being on battery for 5 seconds
5 fucking seconds
They had 50 minutes of runtime
 
@MDMarra Were they Pentium 4s? because that might be justified
 
Haha, all new stuff
They put it all in a fucking round-hole rack instead of a square hole and screwed everything in at a 1/4u incline
 
@MDMarra WHAAAAAT?
 
yup
i know
 
@MDMarra Let me guess: It costed a small fortune
 
5:38 PM
Don't worry. They didn't mean to. They're just incompetent
@JoelESalas The whole project was about 2m
It included a lot more than just the rack of equipment, but it was all equally bad
 
@MDMarra I have some magic beans your company might be interested in purchasing
 
heh
It wasn't a decision by the IT department
Our representatived voted no to this solution
but it's part of our core business
so non-tech people got involved and cast the deciding votes for this company
 
@MDMarra I know that feel. fonality.com/product/pbxtra
^ My mortal enemy for 16 long months
 
@MDMarra I feel your pain. I got screwed similarly while I was out on vacation. =/
 
We have very unique video requirements
for recording and having the recordings interact with our custom code, and cataloging them in a specific way, etc
So, only a handful of companies were willing to work with our devs to help write a ground-up solution. Apparently, we picked the dumbest ones on the list
 
5:42 PM
@MDMarra are there developers US based ?
 
Yes, afaik
 
@Iain Probably Uzbekistan. =)
 
From what I understand, their devs are subcontractors and our contract for this project is with the AV hardware company
so there's just all kinds of clusterfuck
 
@MDMarra could have been worse - there is a whole subcontinent of incompetence to choose from
 
@MDMarra I've seen nothing but suckage from our security system vendors. The software is usually awful and the actual A/V hardware not much better. =(
Y'all remember when I was ranting a few weeks ago about how we were going to have to run out entire set of a dozen-plus incoming phone lines over 3 cannibalized Cat5 wires?
Yeah, well apparently that 110 block the construction company said was ours was in use by the tenant on the other end of the building and we had to tear apart our Cat5 lines.
 
5:50 PM
@Adrian amongst other things ... yes :)
 
And now the people responsible for that clusterfsck wants the IT Dept. to pay to have more wiring run. I pretty much told my boss 'over my dead body' considering that expense to run more wires is 30% of our annual budget .
 
:(
 
i'm trying to write this months IT newsletter article; it will be about passwords and how I DONT KNOW WTF YOURS IS SO STOP ASKING ME. its very hard writing this article without cursing.
 
Well, that was exciting. The demo hardware just caught on fire while I was working on it. Quite literally.
 
@lsiunsuex It's even worse when you're using software where you actually have the ability to tell them what their password is.
And remember that starred item about the padawans from this morning? BOTH of them left 2 hours ago to go fix a monitor. I'm not sure what they're going up there except perhaps taking a mini-vacation.
 
5:56 PM
an anagram is when you assign words to letter to help remember them right?
 
@lsiunsuex that's a mnemonic
 
ahh
thank you.
 
OSI Model: All People Seem To Need Data Processing
 
acronym: PINE → Pine Is Not Elm
mnemonic: OSI Model: All People Seem To Need Data Processing
 
Someday I may even convince the padawans not to start at 4 then go 1 and then 7 and then 2.
 
6:01 PM
an acronym - each letter of the password represents a word to make it easier to remember
 
@lsiunsuex I wish I could get my staff to start using the XKCD password method. The best they're able to manage is generally their cat's name and number or a symbol
Had the HR director shouting at me yesterday because she was sure that our mail server was broken because she was getting SMTP non-delivery receipts to her Inbox.
Might've had something to do with her 6 character single dictionary word password and the 5500 messages/day her account was sending out via a client in Uzbekistan.
 
you know, i may just include that graphic in the article!
 
@lsiunsuex I would. Considering the general awesomeness of that artist, you could probably even get actual permission to republish without having to skate around the sometimes thin ice of fair use.
 
6:21 PM
@Adrian its usually best to start troubleshooting layer 8
 
@Tawm With a wiffle ball bat.
 
we prefer a Louisville slugger
but i guess we just have a different culture
 
@Tawm I don't actually want to damage the users. But they do need to get the point.
 
@Adrian So... taser?
 
narfle the garthog ?
 
6:27 PM
and/or shockie-monkey
 
@84104 ...who ZAP you when you not working fast enough?
 
@voretaq7 In this case when you use an overly simplistic password.
 
@84104 No, I reserve that for the padawans. They've not been following protocols lately and they're getting pissy about having to be team players.
 
hmm
that should be part of the OS, but since it's not maybe I can offer SMAAS (Shocky-Monkey As A Service)?
 
gizmodo.com/5932341/… chat inception ?
 
6:30 PM
I thought it was Chaos Monkey?
 
And how do you think that monkey induces chaos?
30kV across the serial port!
 
Boss brought me a family laptop that's having issues. So I'm running an offline virus check right now. It's scanned 1.45 million files so far and isn't done. I think I may have found one of the issues.
 
@ChrisS Windows needs at least 2 million files on its filesystem to perform well.
 
any nude pictures of the wife on it?
my sisters friend asked me to fix her pc once. on it were photos of her playing strip poker with some friends. um...
 
@lsiunsuex Boss's wife is in her 50's... I'm hoping I don't find any pictures like that.
 
6:36 PM
Ah, the old Thing You Can't Un-See Conundrum.
 
cougar!
 
@MikeyB I think I found your problem.
 
Betcha you guys didn't know that the new Intel processors implemented HCF (Halt and Catch Fire)
 
@MikeyB . . . uh
so I assume the fan you disconnected was important? :-D
SNMP Query CPU Status: 0xFFFFFFFF -- ON FIRE.
 
@MikeyB Is that where the power supply plugs in?
 
6:39 PM
@voretaq7 Do-be-doo… Oh! Both PSUs are amber and there's no power going to the server. Oh well, let's remove the plug and re-power the server… OHSHITOHSHIT smoke is billowing from the server and the midplane is glowing.
@ChrisS Nope, that's the midplane where the blades attach. Nothing was plugged into the top-left slot when that happened.
 
Interesting
 
^ and that would be the SAS connectors on the other side of the midplane.
 
nothing a little epoxy and solder cant fix
 
@MikeyB Tis but a scratch.. Just push a little harder and the drive should snap right back in.
 
I'm just going to open a ticket on Intel QUAD and put as the subject: "Server has caught fire."
 
6:50 PM
This is part of why our rack is air tight. Fires burn themselves out quickly, long before doing that much damage.
 
"Issue Severity: Hot"
 
Ha! Test ticket in a help desk system: "There are SQUIRRELS EVERYWHERE!"
Ticket closed: "By design."
 
@MikeyB AWESOMESAUCE!
Failure mode:
[ ] Benign
[ ] Destructive
[ ] Catastrophic
[X] Combustible
[ ] Explosive
Could have been worse.
 
@voretaq7 You forgot [ ] Squirrels
 
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