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10:54 AM
@Scott No. Have you checked your toaster?
@Wolff In the 'Dutch' list, the second and the fourth options look positively alien to my eyes. Maybe they are archaic ways of using quotes, but I can't remember having seen them in texts younger than 1960.

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