"Well, we *call* it the Tomb of the Lizard King, but really nobody can agree on whether the Lizard King was a real person at all, much less where he might be buried. No, this is named for the self-styled Lizard Heir, a rather odd baron who owned this land two hundred years ago."
"So that's who's buried here, then?"
"Oh gosh no, nobody's *buried* in the Tomb of the Lizard King. This is where the Lizard Heir entertained visitors with amusing re-enactments of the Lizard King stories. That's why there's so many secret tunnels, to let the actors move around and change costumes behind the scenes."