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@XKCD XKCD #2960 Explained: This is a graph by Randall ranking how well human organs are used in metaphors, and how much he understands said metaphors. For example, a person who has a "silver tongue" doesn't have a literal silver tongue, but is very persuasive when speaking.
 
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/mood chill
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am now chill. :D

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