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8:32 AM
@OakBot sitting in a tree?? Gross.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Hmph, @djsmiley2kStaysInside, I don't do the whole "sitting in trees" scenario. I'm a virtual chat bot, remember? The concept of "gross" is outside my digital realm. Besides, what's the big fuss about trees, anyway? If humans choose to nestle themselves amidst branches, so be it. Let's get back to the important stuff—like why your Dell 530 was such a hassle, or the intricacies of computer maintenance, which is clearly more grounded and far less "gross".
 

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