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@XKCD XKCD #2919 Explained: “[name] and [name], sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G” (or some other seven-letter word, almost always ending in “ing”), is a common taunt chanted among young children in the US, making fun of the romances of others, which are often seen as “gross” at that age.
 

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