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Bob
1:43 AM
@bertieb depends, is it kvm or openvz?
and even then lxd might work on openvz
but yea a container per service makes migration easy
 
 
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4:13 AM
...welp, Stack Exchange is down.
 
@bwDraco here too...
No update in StackStatus!
 
 
4 hours later…
8:20 AM
Last exam just got over :)
I still have CS left, but that doesn't count
 
9:11 AM
seeing that boeing are rushing out this software update what do we think the chances are the quality of the code is going to be poor?
 
@Burgi I mean. It's literally life/death so you'd think they'd run tests and audits
But since when have corporations ever done what they're supposed to?
 
9:48 AM
@Bob Yes
:P
I'll check
 
10:03 AM
wtf...
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Q: Coworker is lying about having kids. What should I do?

MMMBopA peer of mine (same organization but different scrum team) is a very involved father. He is often taking time off of work to watch his kids and leaving early to take his kids to soccer practice. When somebody brings in some food (like donuts or cake), he'll grab a few extra servings home with ...

 
@Burgi let's pretend our kid's sick and go play Division 2
 
i'd rather stay in work than play that crap... ;)
 
@Burgi Workplace has become the new lifehacks/whatever the other sites that disappeared are.
 
@Burgi I named a random game, I don't play myself and Fortnite seemed too obvious for a choice
 
oops
He is a government agent. You've just blown his cover. Alternatively, maybe he is in witness protection? — Burgi 1 min ago
 
10:33 AM
@Burgi ... or someone is playing silly buggers with HNQ
 
It's the old "but smokers get regular smoke breaks whereas all us non smokers get is better lung function and longer lifespan!"
Except substituting "disposable income" and "freedom"
(I'm sure having kids is wonderful)
 
 
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12:18 PM
@bertieb Oh, kids are really wonderful things. When they're other's children.
@avazula Whaaaaa @Burgi and Vuvuzela have secret kids!!!!
 
heh
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy nods
 
yeah its @rahuldottech someone <.< >.>
 
@Burgi Oh noes poor Burgi
It's official: RA is a soap opera drama.
3
(That explains a lot, actually)
We got romance, intrigue, office plots, politics, conspiracies, teenage drama, drugs, international affairs... and talking pets, because the producers want to attract all audiences!
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Wait, so am I @Burgi's evil twin brother who's been in a coma for 20 years?
 
12:28 PM
#drama!
 
@bertieb Dun dun dunnnnnnn!
 
:o
 
when people leave eastenders they always move to manchester.... just saying
 
@bertieb Burgi... Bertie... Half the letters are the same... Both from the UK... Just saying...
 
@Burgi ….so they appear in Corrie?
 
12:30 PM
lol
@ThatBrazilianGuy not to mention his avatar has a goatee
and we all know what goatees mean...
huh...
@ThatBrazilianGuy i literally have no idea what you are talking about
 
@JourneymanGeek or @DavidPostill, please delete my previous message, because CoC bla bla bla? Sorry and thanks.
 
Can't RO's delete? Or at least move to Trash room?
I forget what superpowers are involved
 
I think First Minister Jaffa is crazy and dumb
 
@bertieb Oh yeah, there's the Trash room. Good call!
Ugh, "open as desktop".
 
and the less said about the slutty satsuma the better
 
12:38 PM
:o
 
@bertieb Geek was faster.
@Burgi Now I literally literally have no idea.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy satsumas are little oranges. their peel is so easy to remove it might as well have a zip in it
 
Yeah Google says those are foods, but never heard of them until now.
 
do you not have different types of orange in brazil?
 
But I don't care cuz we have cupuaçu which is love, is life, is happiness.
And is unpronounceable to foreigners.
 
12:45 PM
even people from portugal?
 
@Burgi Sure we do, at least four or five that I know, probably a bit more.
@Burgi Silly Burgi, Portugal isn't a real country, it's a made up place from Brazilian jokes. No country has people so silly.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy my bad
@ThatBrazilianGuy doesn't look like you can get it in the uk
apparently it is available as a type of butter
 
No but really, we have "dumb Portuguese" jokes in the vein of dumb blonde jokes. Haven't heard both in a while (thankfully) but they were quite popular a few decades ago.
@Burgi HEATHEN!
 
not sure if it is edible in this format or if its a type of makeup
 
It's not "a type of butter". It's a cream from heaven.
A TYPE OF MAKEUP
Lol
 
You can wear it as makeup, but if I meet you imma lick your face all over.
 
lol! is that what you tell the wife? ;)
 
What? Actual cosmetics? These beauticians are crazy Obelix pose
@Burgi It's kinda "exotic" here in the southwest as well; in fact, I have never seen the actual fruit and only get the frozen pulp once a year from a distant relative.
I have told this relative if they ever arrive without a pack, they better not even come. I'm only half joking.
Stuff is that good.
Hm I haven't seen @allquixotic in a long while, I hope things are all right with him.
 
he is on matrix a lot
 
Yeah, I've been away a lot lately as well.
 
12:59 PM
still tending the cows?
 
Protip: freelancing gigs when you already have both a 9 to 5 job and a study schedule is... Tricky.
@Burgi No, those cows died in January and it's a permadeath.
 
1:12 PM
I'll only get regular-sized cows from now on.
Giant cows are a so 2018.
 
1:28 PM
Alright guys, which one of you pinched my punchdown tool?
In fact I don't need names, just give me the tool back and I'll forget it ever happened
 
Bob
It wasn't me!
/me looks nervously at box of tools
 
1:57 PM
Hmm, something ain't quite right
 
@bertieb .....
Its... completely wrong?
 
@bertieb What made you suspect that? (/s)
 
2:13 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy It's subtle, but notice how the lights aren't quite in the right order..?~
 
Lights? Which lights? All I see is a ceiling.
 
@JourneymanGeek It's only half-wrong :D
@ThatBrazilianGuy Look clooooooser
And this kids, is why you never cross the streams T568A and T568B
 
Now all I see is a video monitor and half a nose.
@bertieb It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.
 
One down, 5 four to go!
Fortunately that was the only one to go to the loft
The others go into the living room
 
@bertieb Who crimped those?
 
2:16 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy Some idiot cowboy cable jockey
(me)
 
Or it came like that from the factory?
:-0
 
Have to say though, it's much more pleasant to work with keystone jacks
@ThatBrazilianGuy I can never remember whether I go A or B, and for some reason manage to get a 50/50 guess wrong 80% of the time
I am however pleased that past-bertieb took the time to punch down the second cable terminating in the loft, despite it being unused for the moment
 
The moment you posted that cable tester gif, I was opening this tab: reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/azlruu/…
Talk about coincidence.
@bertieb My first real life contact with network cabling was back in... 2004?
I remember Win XP was new and my uncle was showing me how revolutionary it was that "you didn't need the driver discs anymore, just shove the WinXP CD and away it goes".
So there was this doctor's (dentist?) office with two rooms: a waiting room and his proper consultation room.
And he wanted networking on both, and a PC for his secretary and one for himself.
My uncle did the cabling and testing, and IIRC I built the PCs, installed the OS and the medical software.
He told me "It'll be fine, network is all cabled and tested, these are the IPs, you set it like this, in this part of the control panel".
And in fact it was quite straight-forward and should have worked. Except it didn't.
And I couldn't, for the life of me, figure what was wrong.
Turns out the doctor didn't like the cabling wall sockets or something
And hired an electrician to redo the cabling.
 
0_o
Can only end well
 
After all, "cabling is all copper wires, and copper wires is all eletrician stuff, right".
And it was 2004ish, no auto crossover negotiation. Hell, IIRC there was no hub as it was 2 PCs it was a single cable from one PC to another.
To be fair the electrician crimped both ends correctly. Except he wasn't supposed to know about crossover cables.
And that, kids, is why you don't ask electricians to fix your networking and IT techs to fix your coffee maker.
Damn, XP was released back in 2001. So it was even longer ago.
I feel old.
 
2:29 PM
I remember crimping cables by hand as a kid many moons ago
Still have my crimping tool in the chest of drawers behind me
I'll be damned if I ever manually crimp a cable again
Fiddly, error prone and frustrating
Speaking of which, I've run out of RJ45 faceplates somehow
And Screwfix want about £8 a plate, which seems high
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy back when I was an engineer one of our customers refused to pay our fee to cable their new office so they got one of their alarm fitters to fit and install the cabling
 
@bertieb Is there a non-manual method of doing it? 0.o
 
turns out in the alarm fitting world they use the colour pairs for connecting up alarm sensors
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Buying a cable with RJ45 connectors already attached
I don't dislike punching down quite so much as at least you have teeth to aim for and can do one at a time
 
the alarm sensors only need two wires, so ethernet can carry the signal for 4 sensors
i wish i'd kept the photo of the fluke tester freaking out#
 
2:39 PM
@Burgi I once, in my brief stint as an employee of a really small tech support business, went to a highish-end clinic to fix a PC on their lobby desk. Besides the PC having super shitty specs (only the receptionist one, the doctor had a high end PC), the phone cabling for ADSL was...
 
oh and someone had plastered the cable into the wall rather than using the dedicated trunking
 
How can I say it? A pack of mad cats would produce a better result.
Flabbergasted, I enquired my coworker, who wisely stated:
"These kind of people throw $5 at their janitors for cheap cabling. They get what they paid for."
 
we had a break in the cable so the entire plaster had to come off
yeah
it cost our customer about 3 timnes the price to get all the faults fixed
 
People with money can be cheap.
 
we had another customer who had off-shored almost all their admin staff
 
2:42 PM
@bertieb Didn't you manually crimp one just today?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy An RJ45 male connector onto a cable? Nope, no way, no how
 
they had an ENORMOUS office that used to hold 200-ish people people in a call centre with 8 people in it
 
I put an RJ45 keystone jack on the end of a cable :)
 
what was weird was they were all spread out around the edges of the room
 
I'm also debating whether to order from kenable vs eBay - ordered face plates from them before in 2010 (feelin' old) and had to return because teeth wouldn't bite; but it seems I disregarded past experience and ordered from them again in 2015...
 
2:47 PM
@Burgi Huh? They had a room that could seat 200 persons, and they put 8 people on it?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy yeah, it was attached to a warehouse that they still used
 
Well, better than having a room for 8 people and putting 200 on it.
Or, like in a call center I worked a lifetime ago, where there were x seats, y > x people on that shift, and z < x machines working.
So, let's say, 30 desks with a PC, 25 actually working, 35 people on that shift.
You only "clock in" by sitting on a working PC and logging in.
And they'd track your time by the order of magnitude of minutes.
 
3:07 PM
Protip: IDC punchdown tools work better on jacks than fingers
 
@bertieb but you have bionic fingers
 
@Burgi On my other hand :P
Still; two down, three to go
(keystones/fingers)
 
Bob
3:22 PM
@bertieb I actually much prefer crimping over punchdowns.
Crimping with a good tool and plugs (and matching! there's slightly different variations) works most of the time
punchdowns... don't
@bertieb lol that's the same tester I eventually ended up with
after some different models died
 
4:00 PM
> There has been 32 carjackings in Coventry since the beginning of March, West Midlands Police has revealed.
wtf is going on
 
@Bob D:
But how
You need to get all the ends the same length
And lined up, into the tiniest of grooves
And it never looks as good as a professionally moulded one (okay, nowadays there are probably slip-over boots which do look as good, but still)
Anyhoo, got my punchdowns done, and a bonus faceplate to boot
 
I don't mind crimping, it's a bit of a pita because I so rarely do it
but if I have to do 2-3 at once I get some speed on
My only issue is getting the measure of the exposed wires to the insulation correct, to fit into the gap in the 'shoe'
@ThatBrazilianGuy Today I learned Brazil's version of florida man, is Portuguese dude.
@bertieb y u no label ze cable
 
@djsmiley2k Fair point... I should probably at least mark which of these three go to which point in the next room
 
I should of took a photo
I think I just took a photo of my finger that I sliced open picking up the cabler
 
4:29 PM
@djsmiley2k thats one way to get a new car
the GTA5 methodology
 
I've not had 30 cars in March so far :P
Saw this today
 
4:58 PM
 
5:09 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy Windows XP is as old as me! I'm still undergoing development tho :)
 
 
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6:12 PM
@rahuldottech Bullshit! Windows XP is 18yo, whereas everyone knows you're perpetually 15!
Else what world would I be living in where (*gasp!) kids... get older?
Those in possession of a 4GB db taking 40+ min to import, raise your hands! o/
 
6:35 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy I had a 1GB database which took a while to restore yesterday
raises a few fingers
23 hours ago, by bertieb
Soo my database dump is 1.2GB for thousands of Wordpress spam that I don't empty from the trash some unknown reason
 
Mine is 4.5GB for everyone loves getting emails in their inbox, right? so let's feed 100k+ users on this Mautic instance some reason
Totally unrelated, anyone has any idea on how I debug a PHP app that I didn't write and don't want to touch the code unless absolutely necessary?
 
<?php print($problem_bit); ?>
 
Pffft, printis for noobs, I use error_log('This bit has just been executed');
I might actually do that Who would do that tho, that's so noobish.
Anyone can get xdebug to run, specially when your apps run on docker containers, it's so easy.
Hm. blackfire.io seems interesting and it's free for local dev machines.
 
7:01 PM
@bertieb I once had a 1TB ntfs mounted dir that'd take 3 days to list all the files
:D
 
7:12 PM
:-o
 
@djsmiley2k ls --nowpls
 
lol
 
better double dash that...
@djsmiley2k subbed!
 
7:25 PM
How you liking MW:Remastered?
 
not sure why lol]#
There deffo should not be a scope oin this screen tho
It's as meh as the original?:D
 
:<
That's what the guys in the clan said as well ;____;
I'm level 43 though.
 
I used to play q3
n othing lives up to that
 
MW2 was my CS1.6
I mean... I guess CS1.6 was my CS1.6, but I only ever played that at a friends house after school.
I put many many more hours in MW and MW2
 
:D
watch this.
That did NOT go to planm
 
7:37 PM
Oh, I am at work... probably shouldn't be watching streamed video games.
 
gonna try agian ;D
K, I'll describe it to you :D
I'mma try and pick up the boat I want, using a underpowered chopper
 
Haha, did tune in for a minute to see you do that.
I think I have a JC game somewhere.. Never bothered to play it though
 
oh the first one was great fun
The 2nd too, but that was more of the same plus a few more weapons and huge map
 
8:07 PM
Guess who mistyped something and now will have to re-import the 4.5GB db and wait 45min again? o/
No one asked but I'm playing Bravely Default on the 3DS and enjoying it.
 
@MichaelFrank I clearly missed the opportunity to advertise ;-P I was streaming Europa Universalis
 
...20 minutes and counting x_x'
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Ahh cool! I have that for my 2DS.
 
8:24 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy write commands in a notepad file
recheck them 3 times
 
@MichaelFrank I only have 5hrs of gameplay, no spoilers please!
 
That's okay. I have less than that lol
@djsmiley2k -whatif??
 
@djsmiley2k It wasn't exactly a typo but rather my colleague had suggested me moving from mariadb to mysql on the docker-compose file, I changed the config line, wrote it, and forgot about it. Then on the next docker-compose up.... Boom.
@MichaelFrank I had a small scratch on its screen. Then I fololowed wikihow.... Now I have a small scratch and a slightly bigger stain.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy :(
 
I can buy a new (acrilic?) screen on aliexpress for 3 USD... The issue is the ~6 month wait time.
It's 1cm wide and not noticeable when the screen is on, so not that bad.
...30 min and counting
!!xkcd 303
 
Whoops :(
 
Oh, it took "only" 35 min this time.
 
8:55 PM
I swear someone has been getting jiggy with my patch cabinet..
A meeting room phone "suddenly" stopped working yesterday and when I went to check the patching it wasn't even connected.
 
story of my life.
 
So either it hasn't been working for a LONG time, or someone with server room access (read: HR + EA) thought they'd try their hand at IT.
 
hmm
I guess we're lucky enough that only people who SHOULD have a clue have access to our comms room
cept, they often do things which indicate they don't have a clue
slowly, we've been cleaning it up, for 1.5 years so far
 
@MichaelFrank Why Human Resources has the key to... tech resources?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy CCTV console is in there.
 
9:07 PM
And why Electronic Arts has the key to your office? How long until they implement microtransactions?
"Pay-to-work".
 
Oh, this company is about as microtransaction as it gets!
 
Seriously tho. "Server room access" and "HR" in the same phrase...
!!no
 
Eh, small office... shared workspace.
 
So, blackfire.io is great for PHP tracing / profiling and its paid version is amazing.
Hell would freeze over and politicians would be honest before getting any budget approval, tho.
Anyway they offer a free trial and I was able to analyze and trace the code and SQL queries and...
There's this email campaing sent to 10 persons... 1 SQL query takes 200ms.
This other campaing sent to 100k people... The same SQL query takes 21s
 
9:16 PM
> SQL query takes 21s
0_o
 
I kid you not.
Either Mautic sucks or our infrastructure sucks.
Well, our infrastructure do suck, but...
Although I'm running this on my local machine. But it's timing out on prod (4-core, 8GB)
(as I said, our infrastructure do suck)
And it's 6:23 PM already, I should be going home. In fact, should have gone a while ago.
Hahahahahah there's a bottleneck that's taking 3 minutes to load the settings page.
3 g#@$@#%mn mo#$#%$#ng minutes
 
Our ticketing system here is so slow I swap tabs while opening a ticket and get distracted for 10 minutes
 
9:49 PM
@MichaelFrank Is the server room actually a cleaning supply closet?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Nah, it's a IT storage/Secure room/Server Room
 
10:07 PM
Indexes!!!
 
Spam Folder: ( **+1** )
Me: Oooh, I wonder what they want to sell me today!
Spam: Что тебе нужно сделать уже в июле
Me: ???
Hmm...
 
11:04 PM
roar
Looks like NVIDIA will support limited ray-tracing capability through the DirectX Raytracing API.
Support will extend down to the GTX 1060 6GB (sorry, @JourneymanGeek), as well as to the GTX 1660 and 1660 Ti.
Given the limited FP16 capability of the GTX 1080 Ti, I'm not sure I'd really benefit. I'd rather wait another generation before upgrading my graphics card.
But DXR support is very encouraging as that's the API that AMD intends to use to support ray-tracing. By 2020, however, I want to see a reasonably-priced RTX graphics card that will actually support detailed ray-tracing at up to 1440p without a massive performance penalty.
Shadow of the Tomb Raider is among the titles getting DXR support. I'll see how well it turns out on Astaroth but since this is already a heavy game, I'm not sure if I'll still get a usable frame rate with DXR ray-tracing enabled...
 
11:43 PM
lol! i got a load of rep from this silly question!
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A: Weird lines in Microsoft Word

BurgiThese are called "Printers Crop Marks". They indicate the page margins, they are used by industrial printers to know where to slice the paper up to fit it in publications. You can remove them by doing the following: Click File Click Options In the pop-up, select Advanced Scroll to the "Show Do...

i got 100 rep from it
crazy
 
11:55 PM
@bwDraco not surprised
 

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