humn's monologue

12:01 AM

C'mon, watchdogs! Guess i'll try here:

I come in peace as someone who has been netted for more than half a century.
And i come as a whisker of notice.
Notice:
Some fools are messing with the web, including this site, at the moment. Please contravene instead of being fooled.
I can do as much but only after some rest and thought. The world moves quicker than that.
Please drive safely and rapidly.

You might or might not have an idea how well the gears turn thanks to engineers behind the scenes. But the gloves get soiled on the outside and bloody on the inside. Please take the reins.

. . .

Someone is doing something behind the scenes.

Thank you! I have barely the energy to see that.

@tripleee, if you're here to spank me, please reconsider. I'm here to help you.

There are problems more pervasive than yours or mine.

And when i detect internet problems, i go everywhere.

Can we be friends, @tripleee? Not touchy-feely, just internet-friendly.

No ready reply? Know that our keystrokes are transmitted in partial thanks to yours truly, who battled politics and engineering, with a vision.

I truly wanna continue to disinfect this medium. Please don't feel threatened by that.

If you succeed in exterminating my present friendly form i'll return in an armo(u)red friendly form, which would be more uncomfortable than necessary.

humn

12:53 AM

There's still an internet infection. Please help while i go feed and water a feral feline.

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