Charcoal HQ

I don't actually live on the north pole.

</mod-abuse>

In fact, nobody lives on the north pole.

I may or may not be a round metallic object.

I don't even live in north pole, alaska

12:38 AM

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@Doorknob...

@Doorknob ...

gets flog

ducks

12:39 AM

crap, misplaced my flog.

room topic changed to Charcoal HQ: Where comments are flagged and SE is hacked. Handy links: erwaysoftware.com/blaze, github.com/Charcoal-SE (no tags)

You get off easy this time :P

~~uh oh, I don't have a kick button on @Undo because he's a mod~~ Uhhh happy yay

Oh, good. I never said that.

gets Rudolph to eat you

@Doorknob? :P

Eeeek why am I less colorful D:

@Doorknob change your parent site back.

12:44 AM

Also, why Tex?

> Loading available sites...

I know :P

... sigh

@Doorknob Because that was the first site that came to mind.

Is it working for you, @Doorknob?

@hichris123 Is what working?

... changing your parent site back?

12:45 AM

<INSERT PROFANE ADJECTIVE HERE> Xcode

Complain about Xcode here

@hichris123 Uhh ok I'll do that

What did you do?! :P

... uhm... uh...

Ok I have to go. @hichris Post this rigged wheel of blame that may or may not always land on Shog in TL for me plz? :P

I think I broke something @Doorknob. :P

Sorry.

Heh, something definitely borked :P

12:50 AM

@Doorknob Whats TL?

@SantaClaus A sekrit place!

There, you've done it again.

... oops.

ok, have to go now (going to Seoul)

@Doorknob Eat lots of yummy food for us! (and have fun, but that's secondary.. I think?)

12:51 AM

@Doorknob Well then it belongs in

@Doorknob chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/756/secrets

@Doorknob What is it?

@Doorknob You should be blue again. :D

So what is TL?

Oh it's the Teachers Lounge...

yeah..

1:18 AM

@SantaClaus TL is a thing that doesn't exist.

@Undo Nope. doesn't exist

I see a chat room at that link

;)

@Undo That was the point.

@Undo Now of course you see a chat room. I see the "Request Permission" screen.

goes to /access

Am I correct in assuming theres zero chance of a non-mod getting access?

1:28 AM

Unless you become a mod...

@hichris123 Obviously, that would fulfill the condition of if (user.isMod)

@SantaClaus Well, I was a non-mod at some point.

I then gained access to TL.

user.isMod = true; happened at the same time, but still... :P

@hichris123 ...

I'm surprised this chat room hasn't been deleted yet

<INSERT PROFANE ADJECTIVE HERE> Xcode

Complain about Xcode here

1:52 AM

@hichris123 just a coincedence

@SantaClaus There's a non-zero chance, corresponding to the chance of a mod misclicking on the access screen. Which is pretty darn close to zero.

2:41 AM

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3:34 AM

Greetings from... uh, wherever we are

4:00 AM

@Doorknob I don't know about you, but I'm in a chair.

4:52 AM

I was in some obscure subway stop in Korea, which I would have said if the wifi there didn't bork

Now in Seoul :D

@hichris123 Yay, blue!

@Seth That depends. Is it Friday (or are you in Iceland)?

@Doorknob No and no :(

Iguanas don't live in Iceland.

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Woah. My chatbot account has 81 notifications O_o

[feature-request] Add testosterone as a SmokeDetector filter @Undo

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ProgramFOX

8:29 AM

@Undo What about adding 'muscle' to the SmokeDetector filter? There recently was some spam about it on Drupal, and it will give fewer false alerts than something like 'body'.

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ProgramFOX

3:43 PM

in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 5 mins ago, by bjb568

What happened here? 10k? http://meta.askubuntu.com/questions/11690/how-to-know-which-questions-should-be-‌closed/11694#11694

@Seth ^

3:59 PM

Owner deletion by the poster.

Annonomus Penguin

4:15 PM

> Now, when you think about penguins, first take a deep calming breath, and
then think "cuddly". Take another breath, and think "cute". Go back to
"cuddly" for a while (and go on breathing), then think "contented".

ascii-art.de/ascii/jkl/linux.txt

@Seth, me likes your lizard :P

> That's an Iguana, not a lizard. And yes, there is a difference.

ping

Annonomus Penguin

@SantaClaus pong