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A J
12:00 PM
!!/blame
 
@AJ It's JoErNanO's fault.
 
Anonymous
!!/coffee
 
@Mego brews a cup of Mocha for @Mego
 
Anonymous
Thanks mate
 
A J
!!/tea
 
12:03 PM
@AJ brews a cup of mint tea for @AJ
 
A J
I wanted a ginger tea. :/
!!/alive
 
@AJ You doubt me?
 
A J
Never.
 
!!/tea
 
@JohnDvorak brews a cup of mint tea for @JohnDvorak
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Quick Body Fat Loss To Maintenance Guidelines by ingstndice on graphicdesign.SE
tpu- by iBug
tpu by iBug on KetoBoost Forskolin [MS]
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad NS for domain in body, bad NS for domain in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, +6 more: freesupplementrial.com/tryvexan-za/ by aawu on askubuntu.com
tpu- by iBug
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Which Is Best Amazon Services Online Website In Pakistan? by Hassan Ali on cooking.SE
tpu- by iBug
 
12:18 PM
!!/blacklist-website actijoy\.com
 
@YvetteColomb Blacklisted actijoy\.com
 
@SmokeDetector thanks, user's been spamming it on Pets
 
CI on 9a4e91d succeeded. Message contains 'autopull', pulling...
Restart: API quota is 17687.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in answer: Authentication providers for applications with no internet connection by Christian on security.SE
tpu- by iBug
naa- by Glorfindel
 
Probably not NAA. It's offering services directly.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad NS for domain in body, bad NS for domain in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, +6 more: www.musclestrainrelief.com/tst-11/ by Embed1966 on askubuntu.com
 
12:27 PM
I downvoted and was writing a comment as well. That is a semi-active user on Stack Overflow, so it's better to educate them than blocking them from answering.
 
tpu- by Glorfindel
 
But I agree, it's spam by definition.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad NS for domain in body, bad NS for domain in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, +5 more: foreverhealthy786.com/xflo-male-enhancement/ by yvwu on webapps.SE
tpu- by iBug
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +3 more: worldmuscleking.com/tst-11/ by prw09803 on askubuntu.com
tpu- by iBug
 
Anonymous
Oh dear, it's spam o'clock already?
 
@Mego It's afterspam.
 
12:40 PM
!!/blame2
 
@paper1111 Missing an argument.
 
Anonymous
It's spam o'clock in the afterspam, on this Spamsday, the spamth day of Spamuary, in the year spam-thousand and 18.
2
 
!!/blame2 \uFEFF
 
@paper1111 I hit an error while trying to run that command; run !!/errorlogs for details.
 
well
 
12:41 PM
@Mego spmeighteen
 
A J
!!/blame
 
@AJ It's Andy's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ‌‌⁣‌​‍​
 
@Glorfindel It's paper1111's fault.
 
hehe
 
A J
12:41 PM
lol
 
perfect timing
 
Oh dear
!!/blame2 
 
@paper1111 It's Jeff Atwood's fault.
 
Hah
Guess now I know how blame2 works
 
@paper1111 Better run before you're bludgeoned by the big S.
 
12:44 PM
Hopefully not
 
A J
!!/blame2
 
@AJ Missing an argument.
 
@paper1111 Why not check the code?
 
A J
!!/blame2 paper1111
 
@AJ I hit an error while trying to run that command; run !!/errorlogs for details.
 
12:45 PM
!!/blame᠎ ⁠
 
@paper1111 It's balpha's fault.
 
Lol invis characters
 
!!/blame᠎ ​⁣​‍​‍ A J
 
@Glorfindel I hit an error while trying to run that command; run !!/errorlogs for details.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​⁣​‍​‍
 
12:45 PM
@Glorfindel It's A J's fault.
 
runs before cm catches me
 
Lmao!
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in username: How to determine Zodiac Sign in Objective-C by dvijok on stackoverflow.com (@TetsuyaYamamoto)
fp- by iBug
 
A J
@SmokeDetector hahaha
 
@WELZ Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
12:50 PM
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
A J
!!/blame
 
@AJ It's CaffeineAddiction's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ‍⁠‍‌​᠎​
 
@iBug I hit an error while trying to run that command; run !!/errorlogs for details.
 
!!/errorlogs 3
 
12:55 PM
@iBug raise HTTPError(http_error_msg, response=self)
 
!!/blame᠎ ‌‌‌⁠⁠⁣
 
@Glorfindel It's iBug's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ‍⁠‍‌​᠎​
 
@iBug I hit an error while trying to run that command; run !!/errorlogs for details.
 
@Glorfindel I'm reading the code and typing in F12 console, where am I wrong?
 
1:01 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Title has only one unique char: ----------------------- by Валера on ru.stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector v
@iBug IDK. I just generated a program which outputs the command based on a userID parameter.
 
@Glorfindel Must be JavaScript :)
 
A J
-3
A: How to tell a "friend" to stop pretending to flirt with my girlfriend?

fixerltI'd suggest you smash his face immediately next time he flirts/pretends to flirt with your girlfriend. It will make the bastard learn the lesson, but be ready to fight him and protect yourself if needed.

R/A
 
@AJ Super rude...
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, +2 more: What Are The Benefits? by Raltals 19 on superuser.com (@TetsuyaYamamoto)
tpu- by Glorfindel
 
1:04 PM
@iBug no, not yet. But you give me an idea for a new userscript :P
 
@Glorfindel Too smart.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​‌‍⁠‍
 
@Glorfindel It's SmokeDetector's fault.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer: incoming number without country code not recognized by user1288 on windowsphone.SE
 
A J
@SmokeDetector something is wrong!
 
fp- by iBug
 
1:07 PM
@SmokeDetector f
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, title starts and ends with a forward slash: /xflo/ /xflo/ /xflo/ by user792000 on askubuntu.com
tpu- by Glorfindel
 
@Glorfindel It is rather easy to write a function to be used in the F12 console.
 
oh, sure.
Feb 2 at 21:46, by Glorfindel
... did I already tell you I s**k at JavaScript?
 
A J
@Glorfindel sick?
:P
 
1:14 PM
@Glorfindel You sack sank seek sick silk sink soak sock suck sulk sunk at JavaScript?
:P
 
Full list: sank, sark, seek, seik, serk, sick, silk, sink, soak, sock, sook, souk, spek, spik, suck, sulk, sunk
 
A J
hahaha
 
hmm, they missed sack
 
@WELZ At least some of them aren't really English words.
 
gibberish is an official language here at charcoal... fewhbjf
 
1:18 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer, pattern-matching email in answer: Kill with magic = destroy carried items? by Thomas Gift on rpg.SE
 
A J
sd k
 
@SmokeDetector k
 
> If you desperately need an honest and real death spell caster who can help you cast a perfect death spell on anyone...
LOL
 
A J
haha
 
!!/blame᠎ ​‌⁣‍᠎‍᠎
 
1:21 PM
@iBug It's Glorfindel's fault.
 
If it wasn't an international number I would call em right away
 
A J
ROFL
@WELZ I once got a call from a guy claiming being an employee from a particular bank and asked for my credit card number and my email. So, I gave him the email with swear words in it. He cut the call right away.
That was fun.
 
A code of only 12 lines in the F12 console :)
 
A J
Tell a sad story in 3 words. Begin!
 
Trying to code a userscript with virtually zero JavaScript experience.
 
1:29 PM
@AJ sadly ever after
 
... shall I reveal the secret of the magical !!/blame?
 
@AJ kittens in lake
 
@AJ SmokeDetector blames me.
!!/blame᠎ ‌‌‌⁠⁠⁣
 
@iBug It's iBug's fault.
 
Since Smokey's code is all open, anyone who spent some time investigating the code should know how to issue targeted !!/blame command. Feel free to ping Glorfindel for more information :)
 
A J
1:35 PM
@iBug lol
 
JAD
lemme guess
!!/blame2
 
@JAD Missing an argument.
 
JAD
oh dear
 
@iBug I hit an error while trying to run that command; run !!/errorlogs for details.
 
!!/blame2 blahblah
 
JAD
1:38 PM
the argument doesn't appear to be used btw
 
@iBug Assuming we can read the gibberish one calls Python :D
 
JAD
oh nvm
 
@Cerbrus Assume we can read Brainfuck :)
Plus plus minus minus lt lt gt gt dot dot comma comma brackets brackets ...
 
!!/blame᠎ ‌‌‌⁠⁠⁣
 
@Cerbrus It's iBug's fault.
 
1:39 PM
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎‍⁣​⁣
 
@iBug It's Cerbrus's fault.
 
Still not sure what exactly the arguments are there, but yay :P
 
No no. I'm going to enhance my newborn F12 Dev Console script :)
 
@Glorfindel more information Lol
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​‌‍⁠‍
 
1:44 PM
@iBug It's SmokeDetector's fault.
 
Great, this script is convenient.
 
Ah, you wrote a script to reverse-engineer the proper arguments?
 
@Cerbrus Only a small JavaScript under 20 lines, to be run in the F12 console.
You're definitely better than me at writing JS.
 
I know no python, so that translation step is missing here... something something index something something...
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad NS for domain in body, bad NS for domain in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, +6 more: foreverhealthy786.com/xflo-male-enhancement/ by user275302 on apple.SE
 
1:46 PM
*Shrug* :P
 
tpu- by Cerbrus
 
On the contrary, I know a little bit about a lot of languages.
@Cerbrus You can just run python3 and copy all the code into it and see what happens.
 
Too much effort
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in body: asdasdasdasdasdasdasd by Daniel on stackoverflow.com (@TetsuyaYamamoto)
 
Besides, I just googled "pyton enumerate", and figured I'd abandon learning about python :P
 
1:49 PM
tp- by iBug
 
@Cerbrus You just need to run enumerate in the python console.
Like enumerate([1, 2, 3])
 
@Mithrandir what?
 
tpu- by Cerbrus
tpu- by WELZ
 
1:51 PM
"else I will consider this site to be ran by the inexperienced."
Wat
 
tpu- by iBug
 
Oh, username similar to website.
 
!!/location
 
@Mithrandir teward/Solar Flare
 
1:52 PM
@SmokeDetector A51 apparently breaks MS a bit.
 
He's right. The site has always been run by the inexperienced.
 
@SmokeDetector that username tho
 
@WELZ Didn't notice before you pointed it out. Really offensive.
 
Interesting up / downvote buttons on money.se
 
1:54 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad NS for domain in body, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, +1 more: Alpha Pro Muscle Trial Reviews by matingem on askubuntu.com
 
you only noticed em now? :o
 
tpu- by WELZ
 
Anyone know there's a short link for comments?
 
/posts/comments/id
 
@Mithrandir Yup. The one I'm going to tell.
 
1:57 PM
@Cerbrus you're hitting a route that requires a trusted key but the key you're using isn't trusted
@angussidney It'll be open for a while yet
and yeah, royal mail
 
Yea, Makyen explained
 
Userscript isn't something easy to write :(
 
depends what you're doing
simple stuff is... well, simple
 
Adding a single button and a TextBox to the bottom-right area, like SpamTracker
I'm currently reading SpamTracker code and trying to figure out what to do.
 
2:16 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad NS for domain in body, bad NS for domain in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, +5 more: foreverhealthy786.com/xflo-male-enhancement/ by aliany maggie on astronomy.SE
tpu- by Cerbrus
 
First broken userscript done :)
Emphasis on broken
 
SPAM is pretty simple too
I'd never written a userscript before that one.
sigh I still need to add that to the charcoal repo..
 
copying all UI-related code from SpamTracker
Thanks Ferrybig :)
 
Or take a look at FIRE :D Everything you need is in there! Websockets, api calls, UI, settings, localstorage :D
*Shudder*
 
FIRE is too complex.
 
2:31 PM
Looking back at that... We kinda need FIRE 2.0
I know. I wrote that mess
 
JAD
xd
 
@Cerbrus It still does that thing where the page is blurred once you're authenticated it for the first time :p
 
Yea, there's an todo for that somewhere
To rewrite the popup / modal logic...
And the rest of the thing along with it
 
Bleugh...
Sounds like a big job..
 
And I don't have the time to do so on my new job... so yea :-/
 
2:37 PM
Fair enough! I was thinking that you're definitely around less than you used to be. Although I probably am too :P
 
Yea, I am
 
@iBug It's Cerbrus's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎‍⁣​⁣
excited
 
So again, big thanks to @Makyen for making FIRE metapi 2.0 compatible
Oh, @ArtOfCode: That stickers collection thing ran to completion. Unsticky the notification maybe?
 
My first ever userscript, although written in very bad coding style.
 
2:39 PM
@Cerbrus nah, that's still open
 
Oh?
Ah well
 
the initial survey closed a few days ago
the one currently pinned is address collection for actual real signups
 
Ah, okay
@iBug Got it on GitHub?
Maybe we can give you some pointers :D
 
@Cerbrus Still working on final improvements.
Will be in a few mintues.
 
k
 
2:41 PM
It currently only works with the correct input. I added no input validation.
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎‍⁣​⁣
 
@iBug It's Cerbrus's fault.
 
Time to test it in Prod :D
 
wait.
After setting the button href="#" it opens a new tab.
 
target?
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​‌‍⁠‍
 
2:43 PM
@iBug It's SmokeDetector's fault.
 
Final stuff done.
Going for a new GitHub repo.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly dots in answer: Is $0\bar{.9}$ in $[0,1)$? by user528721 on math.SE
naa- by iBug
 
@Cerbrus Here
If you want to install it, click [Raw].
You enter the user ID, then hit blame beside it.
Defaulted to Smokey :)
 
@iBug I know :-)
Looks like more than 20 minutes of code
 
Surely a bad one because I still think I'm virtually zero knowledge in JS.
 
2:49 PM
Remove lines 21-30
ehm
You linked to the SPAM repo xD
 
@Cerbrus ... what?
 
Wait, why was that tab open
 
I tested the code and made sure it's working before uploading to GH.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​‌‍⁠‍
 
@ArtOfCode It's SmokeDetector's fault.
 
2:52 PM
neat
 
@ArtOfCode You're trying it out?
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​⁠‌᠎᠎
 
@ArtOfCode It's ArtOfCode's fault.
 
@iBug yup
 
!!/blame should be our new \o.
 
2:52 PM
!!/blame᠎ ‌‌‌⁠⁠⁣
 
@ArtOfCode It's iBug's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​‌⁣‍᠎‍᠎
 
@iBug It's Glorfindel's fault.
 
!!/blame᠎ ​᠎​⁠‌᠎᠎
 
@Cerbrus It's ArtOfCode's fault.
 
2:53 PM
!!/blame᠎ ‌‌‌⁠⁠⁣
 
Kewl
 
@ArtOfCode It's iBug's fault.
 
what's going on in here
 
!!/blame᠎ ​‌⁠᠎⁠​
 
@iBug It's quartata's fault.
 
2:53 PM
@iBug <<< See this message @quartata
 
!!/blame᠎ ​‌⁠᠎⁠​
 
@ArtOfCode It's quartata's fault.
 
yeah definitely quartata's fault
 
you know I can see them right
 
yup :P
 
2:55 PM
@quartata Right-click and hit "inspect", right?
 
no I'm on a device where the 0 digit is visible
it's inconsistent
 
good news shipping is cheaper than expected
 
@Glorfindel I just did one. Maybe you can do better.
 
currently looking at £1.53 and £2.45, or ~$2.15 and ~$3.45
 
@ArtOfCode Why two prices?
 
2:59 PM
@Henders stickers from one org or stickers from both
 
Ah
 

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