personally I bounced right off D:OS1/2 as well

my partner played and enjoyed them both but it just didn't click for me

@Axoren the only thing worse than blobs of binary nested in xml is blobs of xml nested in an actual database. [glares at opennebula]

Ah, good old Zeroth Normal Form.

Negative Oneth Normal Form

You actually owe them a Normal Form

I have a vague dreamlike memory of a nun hitting me with a ruler every time I created a non-atomic column value. This can't be literally true.

My childhood wasn't that strange.

Weird, I was doused with ACID whenever I didn't use a transaction around my read, compute, writes.

On this question about Dread Ambusher I'm strongly inclined to answer "No, because this situation isn't an ambush." I'm not sure I can justify that, though.

I LIVE!!!!!!!!! (Somehow)

The assassins failed again then?

@Someone_Evil define assassin..... does a Spanish test count?

@BardicWizard Nobody expects the Spanish Assessment?

Pretty much

Except it was expected