"Romance is deception. Romance is a parody. It's how we get you cuddly, and naughty, and naughty, and not questioning men more than a two nights' window." - Inauguration 2013

I love bad lip readings.

I love bad palm readings.

*read as all

I've always wanted to get one, and when they say something about my life line I want to pull out a knife and say "We'll see about that" and start laughing like a maniac.

So what's new?

Not much.

@DampeS8N O.O

Hi

@Aaron Why so surprised there isn't much new in my life?

No comment.

@Aaron Yes, well. It was fun. All involved enjoyed themselves.

@DampeS8N I am curious as what something like that would be like but have never had the opportunity.

@Aaron it gets exponentially more difficult to arrange the more people and the more un-even the gender balance.

gender balance being more important.

so mfmf is easier than mff.

@DampeS8N Gender preference as well as one might be able to please both would removes some of the balancing needed.

@Aaron You'd think, but it doesn't. It is also easier to find men than women. So mff is harder to make happen than mmf. mfmf is still easier than the other two, which is surprising.

Wait, what's going on?

@DampeS8N That doesn't really surprise me.

@Metool nothing, go back to sleep. You're just having a bad dream.

I could probably get in a mff but I don't want to push my gf and cause any issues.

Oh.

[flops out of chat towards boyfriend]

So how difficult was it just out of curiosity?

@Aaron Not that hard. mffs are regular with my GF and I. Adding a 4th wasn't too difficult.

Hmm.

Possibly will be turning into a triad soon.

How does one find partners for such things?

@DampeS8N What do you mean triad?

@Aaron like a couple, but with 3 people.

Yay, polyamory!

@Metool Indeed!

Are you poly Metool?

Good question.

I don't think my gf would go for such a thing. She has slight jealousy issues.

We have thought of a mff but I doubt I could get her to go for if the chance ever actually arose.

@Metool That begs more questions. You mentioned a BF, are you a gay/bi/pan man? A straight/bi/pan female? Something inbetween?

@Aaron Start with an mmf.

@DampeS8N Oh? Reasoning?

Or swinging.

Pan fellow in an international relationship with one individual.

@Aaron Jealousy stems from insecurity. If she is worried you'll like the other girl more, get a guy.

@Metool One you've met in person?

Nnnnnnope.

@DampeS8N Good reasoning but I am not bi so that then raises the issue of unequal pleasure.

Would be an issue for her more than myself

@Aaron You don't need to be. You can switch back and forth or work at both ends. Don't worry about equal pleasure, there would be plenty in it for you.

Unfortunately I have to go so will be unable to continue this conversation but will look at any replies later.

@Metool I don't think I could carry on a relationship where I couldn't touch the other person ever.

@DampeS8N I have a passport, and I'm finishing school soon, so...

@Metool I should say, I couldn't start one without having met the other person. But that certainly sounds better. I hope you two work out as well in person. :)

Ok. Time to drive home.

Bye.

Bah, poliamory. Finding one is hard enough.