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1:13 AM
 
Lmao
 
you're a bit early
 
It's already midday here :p
 
bonk
 
Was trying to do it around UTC midnight
 
1:28 AM
if I use a VPN in [INSERT COUNTRY], and make a vyxal program with 999999999 cookies, can I successfully launch an invasion?
 
Depends on whether it's a Tuesday
 
Vyxal Corp Inc. is not responsible for any cookie-related injuries
 
Tuesday is when the shipment company makes their deliveries to our cannons
 
 
6 hours later…
7:20 AM
@Someone Yes, but note that we can make no guarantees about cookie delivery (the release notes mention this too). For reliable bioweapons, contact our War Crimes Department and get a quote today!
 
7:38 AM
Do I get to choose the book the quote comes from?
 
 
8 hours later…
3:08 PM
@user what's the email address? if it contains an "amogus", respond with a 1 somewhere in the response.
 

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