The Renderfarm

A place to talk while we wait for our renders to finish. Site stats are at https://bit.ly/2lRw91F, more detailed stats at https://goo.gl/iw8l5x. Go download the latest stable release of Blender: http://www.blender.org/download and you can get the latest official builds at https://builder.blender.org.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:18
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Dec 5, 2015 23:00
We've created a dedicated room for site design discussion, to keep interesting design stuff from getting too mixed up in our regular programming
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Jan 10, 2017 01:38
I guess it's a lot harder being homeschooled cause you don't get to meet young teenage imbeciles with more yo mama jokes then they have IQ points.
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Jan 1, 2017 04:32
please give me a hat!
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Nov 16, 2015 20:35
if you hit a soda can while driving, please pull over and check to make sure no-one was inside.
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Jun 19, 2019 10:09
@cegaton would make quite a fine moderator as well
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Feb 22, 2018 17:11
not the bloody anvil again
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Dec 13, 2016 22:06
damn, the whole herd
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Nov 2, 2015 16:51

 Art Challenge

A room for encouraging users of Blender.SE to make more art. N...
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Dec 13, 2016 02:49
you must have a faat, fats fast connection.
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Dec 10, 2016 21:30
we are all insane
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Oct 28, 2015 21:59
↓↓ Vote for Gravitti and Suzanne. Both games from this room.
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Oct 28, 2015 20:17
Oct 27, 2015 03:20
A place to talk about the renders we mean't to finish. Ping wars on Tuesdays, All times are done in GCF timezone, guessed to be EST... CST... MT...? PST...? ...MT??? We will slowly suck your personal information out of you; however, tough luck to anyone who tries to do it back. Warning: this room is 18-, childish behavior.
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Feb 14, 2018 04:00
Is three crematoriums per neighborhood normal?
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Oct 21, 2015 17:39
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Oct 18, 2015 00:52
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Oct 17, 2015 03:03
Renderfarm quality conversation = bizarre blended with disturbing + a radish
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May 25, 2019 21:30
I wouldn't put urgent in quotes.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:34
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Jan 14, 2018 02:57
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May 3, 2019 12:46
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Apr 18, 2019 03:14
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Apr 17, 2019 05:04
All services are microservices if you ignore most of their features.
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Apr 6, 2019 22:47
Spring plot summery: Girl gets magical stick thing from a weird creature to bring spring to the valley. Cliff hanger is when she drops the stick. The stick thing takes a long bouncing, tumbling path down to the edge of a cliff. Dog saves the day (its a stick after all), and spring comes.
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Dec 1, 2017 18:54
@GiantCowFilms it's. . . My water bottle with Arnold Schwarzeneggers body
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Nov 30, 2017 01:42
@David this site is now beyond PBR... we need metaphysics shaders for the looping cycles render...
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Sep 3, 2016 21:04
Yes you are!  And you're sitting there!  Hi, kitty!
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Jun 23, 2015 11:35
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Aug 16, 2016 18:56
If you guys/gals are interested in the health of your site (various stats, etc.): sese.evbpc.com/Sites/…
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Aug 9, 2016 20:47
I wanna tablet...
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Jun 6, 2015 01:39
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Jun 2, 2015 08:39
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May 27, 2015 01:10
#ReadyForDavid
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Jul 15, 2016 20:56
Happy Cow Appreciation Day guys
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Jul 15, 2016 13:28
@GiantCowFilms do you own diagnosis: "Cows affected by BSE are usually apart from the herd and show progressively deteriorating behavioural and neurological signs. One notable sign is an increase in aggression. Cattle react excessively to noise or touch and slowly become ataxic." Some of that sure sound like you to me.
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Feb 22, 2019 02:42
generally your life ends when you die.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:02
that might be just a bit over the top.
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Jul 2, 2016 02:12
The renderfram: A place where random internet friends will argue with you over anything, especially if it all started out as a mistake.
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Apr 22, 2015 01:56
look at the blender tag I found.
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Feb 7, 2019 18:18
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Jun 18, 2016 01:38
Cow reminds himself never to buy anything without asking @gandalf3 and @David how to get it for free
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Jun 16, 2016 17:25
he lives
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Sep 18, 2017 21:52
@TARDISMaker I'm now convinced "puppy" is a term for some kind of large cookie
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Sep 15, 2017 22:40
lol "wireless charging port"
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Sep 14, 2017 11:10
Go downvote show your opinion: meta.stackexchange.com/q/300829/278094
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Jun 9, 2016 14:12
Fun fact, you can go prove your washing machine is Turing Complete, and then write a physics engine that runs on it
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Sep 12, 2017 02:25
'Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.'
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Sep 11, 2017 12:37
then you'll never get any presents, you'll have 7 years of bad luck, the easter bunny will hide lumps of coal around your yard (no candy), and the tooth fairy will bill you to collect the teeth.
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