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Where humor doesn’t work.
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Feb 25, 2014 23:11
@userabuser dev tools
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Nov 8, 2016 15:09
Notepad++ ~ I'm still living in the past :)
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Feb 14, 2014 19:27
create an infinite loop somewhere and then go home...
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Feb 3, 2014 03:11
@nacin @Otto42 sometimes less back compat isn't *break* the world, is *change* it. And change the world, sometimes, is the right thing to do
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Oct 21, 2016 20:45
I think every time I needed a slider I took a generic script and wrote custom WP code, requirements always too specific. plugins seem more aimed at people who want to configure it to hell without ever touching line of code.
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Jan 28, 2014 20:27
@toscho is SKYNET?!?!
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Jan 28, 2014 20:07
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Jan 28, 2014 13:32
Ninja Forms ASCII art @userabuser
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Oct 18, 2016 15:07
Designers make design. Developers implement it. Users create content. Everything else ends up as a mess.
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Oct 17, 2016 03:53
grrrrr that is in my answer !!!!!! ;)
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Jan 22, 2014 20:00
Naw, I think the difference between ancient browsers and ancient PHP is holding back efficient design vs. holding back efficient development.
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Jan 22, 2014 15:01
"I will take a look later. Much much later. Because I'm Ukrainian and we have revolution right now. Sorry"
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Jan 10, 2014 08:38
I feel that devs are way too brainwashed into "but I want to be compatible with everyone and their fridge!", how about "maybe if we produce desirable functionality in modern code - more people would get off their ass and get sane PHP version"
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Jan 8, 2014 21:31
JetPack to WordPress is notebook vendor software to Windows
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Jan 8, 2020 00:54
at some point in the future, a theme will be a bit of JSON, some CSS, and .html templates that define placeholders for block areas
Sep 27, 2016 20:25
You know the WordPress slogan: Silly decisions, not options.
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Dec 20, 2013 15:01
Winter is coming! This is a blatant request to be starred!
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Sep 12, 2016 16:04
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Q: Thanks for Participating in the 2016 Community Day

Howdy_McGeeThanks for participating! Thanks to everyone who came out and participated in Community Day! It looks like we answered around 42~ questions and closed around 111~ off-topic questions which pushes our answer rate up 1% from 72% to 73%. It's a small but meaningful jump that will hopefully keep get...

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Dec 3, 2013 10:51
write code? that's for silly people, I copy paste everything and have people on QA sites do my work for me.
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Sep 3, 2016 14:00
which will get the user what they want, but they haven't learnt anything, they still don't know how to create meta boxes
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Nov 25, 2013 17:14
Nov 20, 2013 11:45
"They say git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space."
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Jun 1, 2011 15:41
Hello, I have hundreds of 404. How do I paginate them?
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May 31, 2011 11:13
I’m a WordPress hacker; I don’t have any conscience.
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Nov 13, 2013 18:13
Vampire Performance Plugin - Suck the Life out of your Server!
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Aug 16, 2016 06:29
I wish I could see their faces when they realize what they've done.
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Aug 15, 2016 08:00
Two days to go in the moderator election and only three of five candidates have taken the trouble to answer the community's questions. That kind of narrows it down...
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Oct 30, 2013 01:28
Create a canonical question WTF? WooCommerce?, and close all other questions as duplicates.
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Oct 25, 2013 21:26
@ChipBennett I’ll send an email to the higher powers. :)
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Aug 4, 2016 12:46
I don't like people.
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Oct 19, 2013 14:00
don't drink and code.
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Aug 3, 2016 03:04
🍔? it is too early for that, maybe later
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Oct 19, 2013 00:07
user image
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Oct 17, 2013 05:04
Great, now I have to spend all day thinking about your punishment.
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Oct 15, 2013 18:03
I talked to JSON on the phone once. He was nice.
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Oct 12, 2013 16:46
@s1lv3r hehe, we've become so cynical that nice comments are always sarcastic.
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Jul 28, 2016 16:10
SE published salary calculator to show you how miserable you are compare to their salary structure! ;)
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Oct 10, 2013 14:37
only family members and close friends can use the "gimme" request method
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Jul 26, 2016 19:05
@Howdy_McGee The value is not in the effort you spent, but in the effort the readers save.
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Oct 2, 2013 14:01
@ChipBennett you sound incredible totalitarian and I guess you haven't lived in a communist country. Well I did and I must say. Stop to use the word "NEVER". Thank you. Btw. I am not asking for a "correct" way. I was asking for a way. — Derfder 28 mins ago
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Oct 1, 2013 14:13
at current rate I will arrive as rolling mass of unkempt hair, from which glasses glares and ominous coughing will occasionally escape
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Jul 18, 2016 16:21
the primary purpose of mods is to deal with exploding things :) we are exception handlers. the routine is handled by community moderation or this would burn mods like matches.
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Sep 27, 2013 19:42
Step 1 : Take code from another company. Step 2. Poach their developers Step 3 . Bundle it in your marketing platform as "free" Step 4. Send support to a 3rd party community. Step 5. Eat shit
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Sep 27, 2013 17:43
we are going to WordCamp Europe next week
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Sep 27, 2013 14:17
Oh great, now I'm going to have to go to that talk on, what was it, compost? compere‎? Meh
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Jul 15, 2016 18:59
I've frankensteined a solution for moving span backgrounds to parent elements. I honestly feel bad that it had to come to this :(
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Jul 12, 2016 10:28
user image
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Sep 10, 2013 21:41
I want to use some jQuery plugin in my childtheme - what is the line of code I need to add?
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Sep 10, 2013 05:18
I'm in therapy because of WP core.
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