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I would like to speak to the manager. Oh, hi @Rarst what's up

@Sven Activate PHP Mess Detector phpmd.org in your IDE, set Cyclomatic Complexity to 5. This will change your code style.

toscho mysteriously disappeared whilst reading the "List of people who disappeared mysteriously" wiki page

we tricked @anu once into believing we all would change our names to Spartacus. He changed his name first and couldn’t change it back for three moths. No one else did that. :D

It's like a rainbow for your brain: A brainbow.

@GhostToast we are worried about what your work does to you

@ChristineCooper 10up had a good article about WP_Query optimization - it's a bit older now though but still holds up.

Can I donate Gabriel 600 more points so his edits don't get put into review? They're mostly legit :D

ah, yes, I remember that. I had a little note: say something nice about someone else

logic is female :)

you could try making the popup show the relevant xkcd comic while testing, it might act as a subtle hint to the client when you show them your progress

I going to make a subdomain wwww so the adress becomes wwww.example.com just to confuse people

@kaiser I'm actually a bot. And I'm acing this Turing test.

@kaiser Oh come on. When was the last time Google pulled the plug on anything?

go hang out at wp org forums for a while. you will be filled with love for WPSE fast

I don't accept this hair Rarst. You have betrayed us.

Haaaaaaaats again!

leet! visited 1767 days, 1337 consecutive

Good to be reminded that all this "computer stuff" is fancy magic to a lot of people.

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I don't expect the Woocommerce site to get enough momentum to get out of beta. We should just allow plugin related questions. Close questions based on their quality, answer those which are written well.

chat is a tool for loosely related discussion and community hanging out, it's not a pool of 24/7 experts to instantly answer questions. If you have a considerable quesiton and you need it answered your first step should be posting question on site. Then you can drop by chat with link and ask if anyone interested in answering and such.

WP Tavern > StackExchange is Testing a Proposed Q&A Site for WooCommerce

well the other day I was't paying attention and I committed by whole C drive to a repo

The new header doesn't fit the rest of the site... unless there is a plan to change that either

Bob and Alice are now swingers

Australian version of var_dump() == have_a_beer_then_take_a_dump()

You could make each password unique with a check when a new one is created: Sorry, you cannot use this password; it is already used by admin.

@EAMann About your reopened post: I don't understand why you reopened this post, as the community showed their opinion clearly enough and the reopen seemed to happen without mod discussion. I'm not saying this is a straight abuse of powers, but imo it's surely not ok to do it this way.

we can't have toscho go without food

I asked this and never received an answer.

people that ask questions about if they are doing the wrong thing, and then argue with you when you tell them that indeed they are doing the wrong thing.

WPSTD - WordPress post traumatic stress disorder.

I look girly with pigtails

Cool tricks for your functions.php (interfaces, auto-loading and type objects)

Bainternet’s auto complete tells a lot.

most people don't update at all anyway

we know you hate on 100% code ever written, you don't have to spend energy saying it every time :)

...and I'm about to lose control, I think I like it.

there is a user switching plugin

Some people take their clothes off for money, others work with ACF. Both are degrading.

Lifetime support: issues are resolved eventually in my lifetime.

imho f**k the user

Internet became NinjaNet

where is my ban hammer?

@Sisir I once changed something in the core file to get the real output. Forgot what I did there.

brandonwamboldt.github.com/utilphp I can't make up my mind is this is usable or not... it does a lot of things more conveniently but by such a tiny margin more