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12:00 AM
it's ok, the issue has gone quiet
 
I HATE TAXES!
 
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  EMERGENCY P.O.N.I.E.S PROTOCOL

Ponies Often Need Instant Extraction Surreptitiously
 
Dammit, where's my tax receipt for my other donations?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone gaaahhhhhh
Why did I click that?
 
12:05 AM
PaperStare @kalina
 
sets fire to @Ullallulloo
 
@kalina You just want to make more work for @YiJiang'sEvilClone
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I like it.
 
It's your basic implementation of a Automated Level 3 Thread Derailment Script
 
12:08 AM
yesterday, by fredley
PaperStare @ori how do you turn this on
 
Animated gifs of ponies is chosen for maximum disruption potential.
 
You know what's the worst. When you heard an awesomeish song along the day and all you can remember is the main word of its refrain and that word is 'dance'
 
@badp midomi.com might help
 
well there's some violins normally after each dance going down and up and what have you but I don't feel like humming to shazam at 2am
 
Huh, I guess I didn't give as much as I thought. This receipt lines up with what my bank statements say.
 
12:12 AM
It's super famous too
I guess it isn't titled 'dance', though
 
@badp Silly Europeans.
 
@MBraedley Yeah, I'm so glad I still have simple taxes... I don't know how long that's going to last though...
 
@Unionhawk My taxes are still relatively simple, and since I don't have to do any of the math by hand, I'm content to do them myself. It'd actually be more effort to organize everything for an accountant.
 
@MBraedley I'm in the situation where I don't have anything to deduct, but it doesn't really matter because the standard deduction is more than I make in a year, since I only work seasonally at minimum wage, so...
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, mine aren't quite that easy, but all the boxes on the T4 and T5 are labeled, and everything else is simple total contributions. It's the finding of receipts that's hard.
 
12:23 AM
Gay. The launch for the song was "and this is Robbie j" except that comes up empty on YouTube so I must've misheard it
and the guy cuts the end
Also I meant to write gah
The letters really are close together
 
user43095
Why haven't I been set on fire?
 
@jeffreylin_ You haven't annoyed @kalina enough.
It's not hard to do though.
 
user43095
@kalina meow
 
user43095
@kalina meow2
 
user43095
@kalina meow3
 
12:28 AM
are you really going to do that?
 
user43095
@Ullallulloo That enough?
 
@jeffreylin_ Don't send yourself to android hell, though
 
user43095
@MBraedley ?
 

  Android Hell

lol no it's the android hell. It Is a Real Place, and You Will...
 
user43095
12:29 AM
@MBraedley I know, but how is it relevant?
 
@jeffreylin_ by spamming
 
@jeffreylin_ off-topic/spammy messages go there
 
user43095
O.o
 
user43095
Everything's on topic on the Bridge
 
user43095
Everything from ponies to burning things.
 
12:30 AM
@jeffreylin_ Plus burning ponies.
4
 
user43095
@kalina This message has been edited four times
 
@jeffreylin_ Everything except games.
 
I think I'm going to flag you
 
Why on earth won't my headphones connect.
 
@badp do you mind?
 
12:32 AM
@jeffreylin_ Just find something she doesn't like and heavily endorse it.
Not that I condone that.
Don't flag me.
 
user43095
Not sure if I should flag just for fun
 
@jeffreylin_ You'll get banned.
 
Invalid flagging makes people mad cuz it pings everyone across the whole StackExchange network.
 
user15026
Considering it goes to every chat mod I would advise against it
 
12:34 AM
never a moderator around when I need assistance, I bet if I exploded in a fireball of fury they'd appear here in an instant
 
user43095
@Ullallulloo But @kalina flagged me.
 
@kalina Again with your obsession over combustion.
 
Um, has my rent not been deducted for the past 3 months?
 
@MBraedley three months is definitely starting to get a bit weird
 
12:36 AM
Seriously what's wrong with my headphones?
Guess I'll restart my computer.
 
user43095
@Ullallulloo Everything
 
Ronnie J, Jamiroqai, l'è stess
It was Canned Heat
 
user43095
Wait, so when you flag something, every moderator on every site is informed?
 
@jeffreylin_ every 10k+ on the network is informed
 
user43095
Wow
 
user43095
12:39 AM
That's a lotta people
 
No, my rent was collected last month. It's there problem now. Don't know why I'm not seeing it in one of my online views though.
 
Yes. So please flag responsibly.
 
@kalina Not all of them, just a bunch of random ones.
Still a lot though.
And my headphones still won't work.
I'll try booting into Linux.
 
user43095
@Ullallulloo Are they plugged all the way in?
 
@jeffreylin_ Yeah, they're wireless ones though.
Isn't working with Bluetooth or their USB dongle though.
 
12:47 AM
And it's 10k network rep (which isn't exactly the sum of rep on all sites)
 
user43095
@MBraedley It's pretty close though.
 
@badp The song you were trying to figure out?
 
@jeffreylin_ Not for me. I'm out about 2k rep due to association bonus rep that doesn't count towards my network rep.
 
@MBraedley Are you sure it doesn't?
 
rep on sites where you have less than 200 rep doesn't count is how that works now, I think
 
12:49 AM
Cuz I'm pretty sure I made accounts on a couple new sites when I got to like 9800 to push me over.
 
so you can't just create 100 accounts (which is now possible) with only the bonus to get free flag handling privs (as if you'd want them)
 
@Ullallulloo Some association bonus rep does count, but for sites where you haven't made "a significant enough contribution", it doesn't count. This change was made about a month ago, I think.
 
user43095
@YiJiang'sEvilClone This is a burning pony
 
user43095
 
@MBraedley Ah, okay.
@jeffreylin_ I approve.
Rebooting again.
 
user43095
12:51 AM
Yay, approval
 
Aw... Futurama got re-cancelled. =(
 
@Fluttershy Old news
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I am pretty excited about this release.
 
Apr 11 at 16:46, by Sterno
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Flagged as... pony!
 
12:56 AM
@Fluttershy THEY GOT THE ORIGINAL SCROOGE MAGICKA AND LAUNCHPAD VOICES
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I know! That's nuts. Scrooge is like 90+.
 
Scrooge's actor is ninety-four years old.
 
user20683
@LessPop_MoreFizz which is fucking impressive
 
@WorldEngineer It really is.
BUT SWIMMING IN THE MONEY PIT
 
user20683
@LessPop_MoreFizz Magicka's actress is 95
 
user20683
12:57 AM
O_O
 
Launchpad is only 71~
 
MONEY PIT
4
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I was gonna pin this for importance, but I think a regular star will suffice.
 
I think the 2D sprites with the 3D backgrounds looks like something out of an early PS1 game. It borders on creepy.
But man, Ducktales was great. I'm conflicted here.
I loved the game, but I really dislike the art style of the remake.
 
@Brant YOU CAN SWIM IN THE MONEY BIN WHAT IS THERE TO BE CONFLICTED ABOUT.
 
user20683
1:02 AM
The art style reminds me of Xenogears done right and Toomba
 
user20683
though technically those are early PS1 games
 
Let me express my frustration with the previous government of this province: For students who graduated here and now work here, they receive a tax credit. I, who grew up in this province and who now works in this province, do not receive this credit, because I went to university one province over. HULK SMASH!
 
user20683
@MBraedley better than the states
 
user20683
kinda
 
I guess it just feels dissonant to me, having a 2D platformer with 2D sprites and a crazy parallaxing 3D background. We'll see what it plays like I guess.
Not that I'll play it anyway, unlike you console peasants.
 
1:08 AM
@Brant PC version is 'being explored'
 
@WorldEngineer Something like half of the engineers under the age of 30 who work here graduated some place else. Of the engineers the same age who were born here and now work here, again, something like a third of them graduated out of province (or more). It doesn't seem right, that a huge chunk of the workforce (not just engineers, but accountants, lawyers, and other professions (other than teachers) don't receive a tax credit that people who have only spent 5-10 years here do.
 
user20683
@MBraedley yeah that's not particularly fair
 
Huh, Dragon Age: Origins isn't available on Steam in my region?
 
user20683
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I think the game contains skeletons and other nasties. I'm not sure how that works in Singapore
 
user20683
perhaps I'm thinking of China
 
1:14 AM
@WorldEngineer No, it's not the censor board - I think I saw it on Origin
They did famously ban Mass Effect when it first came out here though, because you can have sex with alien characters
Yeah, DA:O is on Origin, so it's not the censor
> Mass Effect was banned in Singapore for a short time before it was lifted with an M18 rating. Censors in the country said that a scene with an alien and human female caressing was the main reason why the game was not allowed to be sold in Singaporean video game stores.
 
that 0.5 seconds of screentime was totally worth the ban
 
@kalina You got banned?
 
@Ullallulloo no I was talking about the thing @YiJiang'sEvilClone was talking about
@Ullallulloo don't flatter yourself, you're not worth it
 
Ah yeah, hot alien sex scene mmmhmmmm
 
Achievement Get: Filed your taxes!
I think I need a drink now.
 
1:28 AM
@MBraedley Week late.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Not in Canada. We have until the end of the month. More, if, like me, you get a refund.
 
Testing...
 
@MBraedley In the US, if you get a refund, technically, there's no deadline.
The IRS will hold onto your money for literally years.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, same here. They typically don't like that though.
> Generally, your return for 2012 has to be filed on or before April 30, 2013.
 
user15026
@MBraedley Yeah I got like a super tiny refund :P
 
1:37 AM
@AshleyNunn You're a student, what do you expect?
 
I think I saw a page once that listed uncollected refunds in California of famous people
 
user15026
@MBraedley Yeah, I know :P
 
Hmm. On which StackExchange should I post a question about Google Chrome? SU?
 
Woz had a couple thousand dollars sitting with the IRS
 
hi peoples
 
1:38 AM
@Brant SU, unless it's about a website, in which case webapps
 
I mean mine's not huge either. I'm getting less than 10% of what I paid already back.
 
There ought to be a page somewhere that aggregates all the "What kind of questions can I ask here?" FAQ sections from each site.
 
@spugsley Hello hello.
 
@spugsley You think there are peoples in here. You are sadly mistaken.
 
:(
 
user15026
1:40 AM
@spugsley Hello]
 
Hmmm, Patch Tuesday again
 
user15026
@spugsley Hello
 
user15026
....weird, I meant to edit but it sent it twice
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Listen, just because you self-identify as some kind of creepy anthropomorphized colorful miniature horse, doesn't mean the rest of us aren't people.
 
Only one update this time yay!
@LessPop_MoreFizz Can't take a joke, Dr. Teeth?
 
1:42 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Nope. No I can't.
 
Goodbye then.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone :(
Hmmmm. It seems that I didn't get around to mailing in my passport for renewal before I left NY.
This is bad because my boss just sent an email inquiring as to whether I have a valid passport.
 
2:06 AM
It's amazing how a little vodka and some orange juice can lift the spirit after doing taxes.
Anyways, I'm off to bed. Later all
 
user15026
@LessPop how difficult is it to get it renewed? I know nothing about these things.
 
sleep time .oO( zzz )
 
user20683
2:36 AM
@AshleyNunn it's not terribly hard, it just takes a while unless you want to spend a fair amount of extra money
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer Ah. I don't have a passport. I should fix that someday
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn project from hell has made progress
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer oooh, awesome
 
user20683
Warjack is complete in terms of building it
 
user20683
revising the Woldwarden now
 
user20683
references
 
user20683
for what I'm going for
 
user20683
also I just realized how to make glowing shit :D
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer I hope you mean general stuff that glows... :P
 
user20683
2:43 AM
@AshleyNunn yes but I could make fecal material glow like the sun if I wanted
 
user20683
in CGI
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer That is a frightening concept
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn it is, however, one that would appeal to about half a dozen of the miscreants who frequent this room
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer More than likely :P
 
user20683
mwhahaha, glowing eyes :D
 
user15026
2:49 AM
Japanese puddings that have that little release thing and then they slowly plop out of the container weird me out. (Am watching weird Japanese food videos again)
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer very cool
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn familiar with the Spoony Experiment?
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer nope
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn rather crazy nerdish guy from Arizona reviews stuff
 
user20683
ala That Guy with the Glasses
 
user15026
2:50 AM
@WorldEngineer That sounds rather awesome
 
user20683
he's a tad unhinged
 
user20683
though he does an amazing Ultima Retrospective
 
user20683
this being related to a video he did of he and his current girlfriend trying out all kinds of horrible Japanese sodas
 
user20683
there's another one where he and his brother gorge on British candy
 
user15026
I have an odd addiction to japanese product videos, like this one channel I follow is all about tiny plastic toys that look like food, and weird packets of stuff that magically turn into food
 
user15026
2:52 AM
@WorldEngineer those sound awesome
 
user20683
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn Japanese Horrors
 
user20683
including Kimchi soda
 
user15026
2:54 AM
@RavenDreamer that is awesome :P
 
user20683
and the British candy one
 
3:13 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Just to be clear, I'm not comfortable with that characterization, and frankly, I'm slightly insulted that you'd say that about me.
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer I like Kimchi, but I seriously wonder who decided that it should be a soda
 
Oh, geez, Kimchi is awful. I can't even imagine it as a soda
 
user15026
@SaintWacko There was also takoyaki soda.
 
@AshleyNunn Don't know what that is
@RavenDreamer This makes me laugh every loop
 
user15026
is a ball-shaped Japanese snack made of a wheat flour-based batter and cooked in a special takoyaki pan. It is typically filled with minced or diced octopus, tempura scraps (tenkasu), pickled ginger, and green onion. Takoyaki are brushed with takoyaki sauce, a sauce similar to Worcestershire sauce, and mayonnaise. The takoyaki is then sprinkled with green laver (aonori) and shavings of dried bonito (katsuobushi). There are many variations to the takoyaki recipe. For example, ponzu i.e. soy sauce with dashi and citrus vinegar, goma-dare i.e. sesame-and-vinegar sauce or vinegared dashi. T...
 
3:25 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone My apologies. It was meant in the most lighthearted manner possible.
 
user15026
3:57 AM
I should really stop watching ridiculous ABC family movies but they are so addictivre
 
4:09 AM
 
user15026
4:59 AM
This project is teaching me a lot about 1980's home computers, which is oddly fascinating.
 
7:08 AM
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Q: 3DS streetpass Puzzle swap: Where do pink pieces come from?

Kevin DukeWithin Puzzle Swap, there are pink pieces which cannot be obtained by Playcoins. Nintendo has said that they can only be obtained through other players by Streetpass. But here's the question: If other players can only get their pink pieces from other players, when are pink pieces ever generated? ...

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Q: Mass effect 3 screenshot help!

LegionHay man I need help on your Qeastion from how to make screenshots in mass effect 3 I was able to put it on as a non-steam game but when I load it up it, steam thinks I shut it down as soon as. So im not able to take screenshots. Any Help please?

 
7:31 AM
morning people
 
7:56 AM
I am alone, time to post out of context gifs!
 
8:10 AM
Good afternoon!
 
Brohoof :)
 
cats all the way!
 
8:23 AM
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Q: how can i see my player movements in counter strike

irfani am new in counter strike ..so i have one laptop where i am practicing my movement skills .. i want to see my player too so i get to know how my movement goes . hope you get what i mean.. for example as now i only know that if you want to see your movements bring another laptop .. play a match a...

 
8:33 AM
@M'vy You get on ok yesterday?
 
Hello, @fredley
 
yep
I began to mine somewhere in the New Miner age
oh wait, this is the Bridge?!
 
@M'vy Cool. You can mine topside if you want, New Miner is only a requirement for automated mining
@spyder Hi!
 
Lol, FidoNet echomail editor for Android :D
 
8:54 AM
morn
 
@kalina afternoon
 
whatevs
 
9:09 AM
Good Morning!
 
o/
 
I may have sleep walked lastnight
 
@Blem UTC+1 afaik
 
he wasn't being literal
 
9:22 AM
@kalina yawn I'm too serious after 6 hours with Visual C++ 6.0 and after news about firing our boss
 
programmers are always too serious
 
@kalina not always)
 
you've never actually had a sword fight on chairs that swivel, stop trying to seem awesome
 
@kalina 'k
 
all of these images are created by programmers or wannabe programmers and thus biased and dismissable as untrue
 
9:26 AM
@spyder I have this as my background screen when i lock my computer, and i also got the T-shirt
 
stop trying to force your propaganda on to us! You're as bad as America!
 
@kalina you clearly never had office nerfare.
 
actually, 2-3 people in this office have nerf guns on their desk
I don't, but I have bubbles
and that's all that matters
 
 
9:35 AM
you know when you go on a website and it has a message like "WARNING WHAT YOU WILL SEE CANNOT BE UNSEEN"
yeah...
 
0
A: How do I beat medium AI in 5 minutes?

MackleCheck this out, I've beaten Zerg with protss with only 3 cannons a forge and 2 pylons. The computer gave up at 4 minutes and 20 seconds. I have the replay but I dont know how to up load or export for people to watch :-/ It's absolutely brilliant

 
@Blem 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
 
^ Guys, check this out! Uh... I have no idea how to show you guys this, but I promise, it's absolutely brilliant! Trust me!
 
AMAZING
BESTEST PLAYTHROUGH EVER
I WAS SO GOOD
I CLICKED ALL OVER THE SCREEN
APM WAS LIKE 7
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
@kalina OMG YOU BETTER THAN SOUTH KOREAN GRANDMASTERS!
 
9:38 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone the bit that gets me more
that dude who has suggested the edit, literally submitted 20 edits yesterday where he bolded individual words
it's so nice being able to cast delete votes
I can downvote something, refresh, and then vote to delete
feels like abusing the system but it obviously isn't
the big fat seal of "THIS IS CRAP" approval
 
Kalina == Viburnum ?
 
@spyder what/what/when is Viburnum?
 
10k powers are nice too.
 
I am not a shrubbery
 
"Kalina" is a russian word for "Viburnum" :)
 
9:40 AM
@spyder But what is "Viburnum"?
 
time to rename again, obviously
 
|genus = Viburnum |genus_authority = L. |subdivision_ranks = Species |subdivision = See text |}} Viburnum is a genus of about 150–175 species of shrubs or (in a few species) small trees in the moschatel family, Adoxaceae. Its current classification is based on molecular phylogeny. It was previously included in the family Caprifoliaceae. The member species are native throughout the temperate Northern Hemisphere, with a few species extending into tropical montane regions in South America, Russia and southeast Asia. In Africa, the genus is confined to the Atlas Mountains. The generic name...
 
this time I will rename to Boys Are Stupid Throw Rocks At Them
 
This?
@kalina I think that's too long
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yes, this berry
 
9:41 AM
Yeah, 35 chars is too long
 
@kalina Bastrat?
 
Uh, I think
 
@Blem that's not obvious enough
 
@spyder that is known as snowball in my native tongue
 
@spyder It looks like raspberry
MAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
9:44 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone but a very different taste
 
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Try and listen to this
 
@Blem Nice... coconuts?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone You have never played munchkin?
 
@Blem Nope. Well, I've seen someone play it before, but I wasn't watching very carefully, and I didn't really understand the rules
 
9:48 AM
Wooo, third row!. At least until @kalina catches up...
 
It is very fun game. But I would not play with @kalina or @spugsley since one of the rules is the one who yells the highest is right.
 
@kalina Don't worry. Kalina krasnaya is a beautiful plant :)
 
@Blem I reckon @spugsley can yell louder than me
I prefer stamping on feet
 
@kalina I think you are right about that
 
@Blem in case of a tie, the owner of the game has veto rights.
 
9:50 AM
What if I take some game pieces as hostage?
 
@badp that is allowed, until the end of the game.
 
obviously if he has hostages, the end of the game is on his terms
 
I'll hostage the instruction leaflet then
 
I am so tired, please explain why
 
also, don't forget to bring a percentile dice to your munchkin games for all those rolls.
 
9:52 AM
L2Sleep newb
 
and a d4 too.
 
@kalina because you are not sleeping efficiently
 
If you yolo once, you once twice, so how many lives do you really have?
 
@badp Don't "l2" me, noob
you are too casual
 
@badp Nine, because you're a cat.
 
9:54 AM
I don't want to l2kalina anyway
 
@badp You can yolo as many times as you want, but once you fail the saving throw, it is the end of the game.
 
@badp you only wish you could learn to be as good as I am
some people spend their entire lives trying to be as good as me
you're not even close
 
I should not be this bored at 11am
by being this bored this early, I'm probably going to accidentally end the world at some point today
 
@kalina go play a game. get stuck, ask question.
 
9:57 AM
@alexanderpas this actually happens quite rarely, usually drugs are involved
 
@kalina cool story
 
@spyder true story, kilo for kilo I am just better than everybody
 
@kalina Incorrect
 
@kalina examples?
 
@fredley half of your weight, twice as cool
 
9:58 AM
@kalina that's just because the amount of kilo's you have
/me hides
 
@alexanderpas how rude!
 
@kalina If you weighed half as much as me you would be a candidate for UN aid. I am skinny.
 
pff skinny
 

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