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12:54 AM
@MetaEd gah! of course.
@cornbreadninja ancestrally/ethnically.
 
 
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8:14 AM
good morning
 
Good evening, planter of earworms.
 
:D
My work here is done!
 
Barrie is now online. The prospect for increasing one's reputational score has just dramatically decreased.
 
True. The only way is to ask questions he won't answer
 
That would be unprecedented.
Why does youtube keep telling me I'm using IE7, when I'm not?
 
8:27 AM
do you have compatibility mode on?
or whatever it's called
There is a switch in IE8, at least, that turns it into IE7 for compatability testing
 
Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting that. That must be what it is.
 
9:18 AM
Hello.
 
Oh, hi. I was busy posting on Math. I hate typing in LaTeX.
 
sdrawkcab gnipyt yrT
 
I'm still not quite sure I got the answer right. I'll have to wait and see if it gets downvoted.
 
Hi
 
9:23 AM
Hello Rajesh.
 
whatz up how u doin
 
Ooh, I was feeling all absorbent for a moment.
Pfft, no that's not a good metric. The obviously-wrong answer has an upvote too.
Hello, @Gigili.
 
Hello.
 
 
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10:48 AM
11 zombies in this chat!
 
user19161
@kit You are very early today!
 
There's an exercise in my book, "translate the meanings into your own language" and I found it really difficult. What should I do?
 
you should translate the meaning into your own language
 
Ah right, silly me.
 
glad to be of service
 
10:56 AM
You're unnecessarily helpful. Thanks.
 
break your task into smaller and smaller chunks until you are at a size where you don't find it so difficult
 
Actually I think they are small enough, just some verbs. E.g. I peeled six potatoes, will that do?
 
"will that do?" is an idiom
 
I'd translate it as "is that enough".
 
exactly
 
11:00 AM
will that suffice?
 
So I'm not supposed to find an idiomatic expression in my own language?
 
I suppose
unless there isn't one, in which case just translate the meaning of the idiom
 
That makes sense, thank you. I'm having a hard time finding those idioms.
 
sorry, I didn't see your "not" there, glad you figured out what I meant!
 
user19161
@Gigili What's the problem then? No direct translation for do in this case? Since there is no one-to-one correspondence between two languages, one often needs to rewrite things.
 
11:11 AM
@Gigili No, don't find an idiom. It says "translate the meaning". So forget the idiom and translate the meaning.
 
Ah OK.
 
11:32 AM
Hello.
 
Hullo, @Rob.
 
Hello Guys
 
@Danielδ you missed the joke. We were talking about how the decorations were different.
Und hallo an alle.
 
Hello Hello Hello
 
I have a small question where should i use amid and amidst
 
11:39 AM
@PramodKumar Use them in sentences. "Amidst" is archaic, so avoid it if possible.
 
That's a new one. We only had among vs. amongst, while vs. whilst...
 
"Amid" is pretty archaic too, methinks.
 
Who vs whomst
 
"be" vs. "best" ... when to use?
 
Oh crap. Rob's faster.
I mean, I was at the B, dammit.
 
11:40 AM
Of course.
 
first vs fir
 
I've got the first letter, he's got the rest.
 
You'll always have the first letter.
 
I'd have to pay you for the rest anywayst.
 
Use bee when talking about apiaries and beast when talking about X-Men
 
11:41 AM
Feb 23 '11 at 15:56, by Kosmonaut
The antonym for bee is pee, btw
 
we don't need no bee pee eye
 
@RegDwightАΑA No, he misspelled antidote.
 
Isn't that the Antony?
 
Well it's one Antony.
BTW, what kind of name is An Tony? Shouldn't it be A Tony?
Stupid English is stupid broken.
 
you misspelt wonderful
 
11:44 AM
Deutsch ist auch gebrochen.
 
Deutsch ist Unsinn.
 
kaputt!
 
Eine sinnlose Sprache! Weh!
 
Nederlands is ook gebruikt.
 
Nederlands ist falsch.
 
11:45 AM
Nederlands ananas est.
 
They pretend to have words that correspond to other languages, but we are not fooled.
 
They = Reg.
 
Natch.
 
Le natch de Figaro.
 
Figaro Newton?
 
11:48 AM
Figaro Newton John.
 
Figaro Newton John Lennon.
 
Figaro Newton John Vladimir Lennon.
 
No interpositions in chat.
 
Communism overrides chat rules.
 
11:50 AM
No, communism subverts chat rules.
 
No, communism superverts chat rules.
 
No, communism inverts chat rules.
It turns them on their head.
 
heads.
 
I thought vert meant green, not head?
 
All capitalism and no communism makes jack a rich boy
 
11:53 AM
Stop swingin' the bat. Put the bat down, Wendy.
 
Capitalism is a capital idea. Communism is a comm idea. Any questions?
 
And yet you comm ute every day.
When was the last time you capital uted?
 
The last time it was a capital idea.
 
I'm holding 1000 Livan Livres. They put bar codes on their money.
 
We don't need no stinkin' codes to use our money in bars.
 
11:55 AM
 
What is that worth, like ten cents?
 
50 Euro, if my math is correct.
 
So about ten cents.
 
But I'm holding 1000, not 100000.
@Robusto I wish. A weak Euro is excellent for Germany and bad for the Awful Capitalist States.
Xblast time! BBL
 
CU
Welcome back!
 
11:59 AM
Ah!
He's got As!
 
Hi @Kit :D
 
Hiya.
I must have coffee but my back teeth are floating. Yet here I am taking the time to type about it. I think I've got a little chat problem.
 
oh dear
how are you back teeth floating?
have they come out of your gums?
 
@KitFox oh. right. it has nothing to do with teeth...
 
12:06 PM
I have a few of those.
 
you must be minted!
 
I've always wondered why they still bothered with using money at all at such inflation rates. I guess rules are rules for Germans!
@MattЭллен I?
 
@Cerberus with 50 milliard marks
 
To send a letter.
 
@MattЭллен I am minted with 50 milliard marks?
 
12:09 PM
@Cerberus minted being slang for incredibly wealthy
 
Well, let me announce that today is the first day in my life that I have exchanged the bottles on a water cooler.
 
Ahhh.
I see!
Then, yes, I am very rich. I can send two letters!
 
@KitFox you took one down and put one up?
 
@KitFox No, I won't let you.
 
sounds like hard work. don't they have a person they pay to do odd jobs?
 
12:10 PM
Water cooler bottles, are those large?
 
I dropped one once.
Broke the little doodacky on the end.
 
@Cerberus such munificence is yours to control
 
@DavidWallace Damn it. Sorry, I just did.
 
I was at work. This young woman came out of an office and helped me pick it up.
 
@MattЭллен Yes.
@DavidWallace Oh, snap.
 
12:11 PM
@MattЭллен Indeedy!
 
@KitFox Literally.
 
@DavidWallace Did you get a cleavage reward?
 
@DavidWallace And you married her?
 
@KitFox In spades!
@Cerberus Nope.
 
Hooray!
 
12:11 PM
Oh.
 
Hooray for cleavage!
 
Hooray!
 
Haha.
I do agree that that is one of the best things about women, cleavage.
 
With whom do you agree?
 
I knew a wench once who was not much endowed but damn her presentation was spot on.
 
12:13 PM
@DavidWallace All of you?
 
Oh, the one who helped me with the water was about a 48F.
 
@KitFox Yes, can make a big difference or two!
 
@DavidWallace Geezis.
 
@DavidWallace F!
And you even remember the number thingie?
 
has flashbacks
 
12:14 PM
Did you take a look at the inside of her bra?
 
huddles in corner
 
@Cerberus I politely averted my eyes as she bent forwards. I'm not a perv.
 
No, no, of course not.
 
But that wasn't the point.
 
So anyway, I changed the bottle by myself.
And I didn't break the spout.
 
12:17 PM
Good.
 
The point was that it was kind of emasculating, to be helped with this big heavy bottle by a young woman. Call me sexist, but there it is.
 
And I figured out how it worked without any instructions.
 
@DavidWallace Cute.
 
@KitFox See, Kit, you're clearly stronger than I am.
 
@DavidWallace Well, I imagine it would be, which is why the cleavage helps. Because you could pretend that that was your plan all along.
 
12:18 PM
Exactly.
 
@KitFox See above. It's not in my nature.
 
Just like women who ask you to "open the window".
 
@Cerberus Perhaps because they're too hot?
 
Look, if you're going to feel all sexist about being emasculated, then you're going to have to learn to be a little pervy.
 
Perhaps because they think something else is too hot!
 
12:19 PM
When did Cerb turn into Jasper?
 
@KitFox Agreed. A real man is a bit of a perv.
@KitFox I got up at 6 am.
 
@Cerberus Yeah, when I was, like 20 maybe.
 
@KitFox Is that another one of your girl-on-girl stories?
 
Onion article.
And I don't write "girl-on-girl" stories.
 
12:22 PM
Hello.
 
@KitFox That's not what you said last time we were in The Frying Pan together.
 
Yeah, I made that up for effect.
Hello, @Ninja.
 
Hi @KitFox I came here to improve my English.
Basically, I want to enhance English skills.
 
@NinjaTurtle But this is the Incomprehensible Room!
 
@NinjaTurtle You've been here before, haven't you?
 
12:25 PM
Yes, I was here.
 
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Q: Task breakdown vs Tasks breakdown vs Tasks' breakdown

RobottinosinoWhich one(s) are correct to indicate the division in(to) tasks of a certain undertaking? 1) Task breakdown 2) Tasks breakdown 3) Tasks' breakdown I would like to understand the "why" of it rather than get an Ngram-like usage statistics chart, please.

Not this again.
 
How does it link with enhancement of my English skills?
 
It doesn't.
 
Thank you.
What about Users Account?
Is it correct?
 
Did you read the question and answers?
 
12:30 PM
Yes.
 
So then you know the answer?
 
Is Yours Faithfully Correct?
 
Yes.
 
Both are correct anyways?
 
Both what are correct?
 
12:34 PM
User Accounts and Users Account, but w.r.f., question User Accounts is correct.
 
Users account is not correct.
 
@NinjaTurtle "Anyways" is dialect. If you're not American, you can't say "anyways" and sound correct.
 
@DavidWallace Is that American? I thought it was non-native English.
 
Not universally American.
There are certain pockets of USA where "anyways" is common.
 
Oh, interesting.
 
12:35 PM
I have an American friend who says it all the time.
 
How is it dialect?
 
@Cerberus Which app is that?
 
@NinjaTurtle Well, American English has several dialects.
In KitFox's dialect, one does NOT say "anyways". In John's dialect, (that is, my friend that I just mentioned), one DOES say it.
 
Is Anyways incorrect? or Anyway incorrect?
 
@NinjaTurtle Are you American?
 
12:38 PM
@DavidWallace Yes.
 
@DavidWallace I would say nobody considers "anyways" "correct". Maybe acceptable in informal situations. I use it but I don't consider it correct.
And I'm not American
 
@NinjaTurtle Then you can say "anyways".
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Informal != incorrect.
 
What the hell, please?
 
Incorrect would be "wayanys".
 
12:39 PM
You know what I've caught myself saying lately? "There's [plural noun]." I learned it from EL&U, and every time I do it, I correct myself because it annoys me.
 
@RegDwightАΑA What I'm saying is that it's both informal AND incorrect
 
Anyways is correct.
 
@KitFox I've caught myself saying that too!
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 well it can't be that, can it?
 
Anyways is slangy, anyway is correct.
 
12:40 PM
It's not a slip of the tongue.
 
@RegDwightАΑA depends on your definition of "correct" I guess
 
Actually I guess it depends on yours.
 
Well, I've seen "anyways" in dictionaries, marked as dialect. I don't remember off-hand which dictionaries, and I can't be bothered going to look it up now.
 
Point is, I knew what he meant.
 
12:41 PM
In fact, they say it's venerable.
 
anyways, I don't think it's strictly American. It's said and heard here in Canada.
 
@RegDwightАΑA Then I shall vener it.
 
@RegDwightАΑA pfft, that just means it's been incorrect for a long time
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 so?
It doesn't mean it's incorrect now.
 
Hey, who wants to see a picture of my adorable children?
Ambush!
 
12:43 PM
I think I've seen that one
 
Is that Winnie?
 
It is.
 
(not that it isn't adorable)
 
They were such the picture of perfectly behaved angels yesterday that I special ordered Flame Sagittario for the elder. I can't figure out what to give the munchkin though.
 
They are indeed adorable.
 
12:44 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 haha. I read that as "no that isn't adorable"
 
Thank God God invented rereading.
 
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Q: Anyway v.s. Anyways

NinjaTurtleIs Anyways correct or Anyway correct? From chat of EL&U: Anyways is slangy, is dialect used by Americans mostly.. But Anyways is informal AND incorrect both. For example: Sorry for missing our trip. ANYWAY/ANYWAYS, let's make another one some time next month. So, which one is correct? ...

 
Dupe.
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Q: Can "Anyways" be used at the beginning of a sentence?

jbochiFor example, is it acceptable to say “Anyways, I love Stack Exchange" or should "anyway" always be used?

 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Gah! Munchkins! desires to nibble their cute little faces
 
12:48 PM
Crap, I misread that! I thought you said "gay munchkins" there for a moment.
3
 
Also, this:
 
haha
 
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Q: How did 'anyway' become 'anyways,' anyway?

jbpjacksonAll of the time I see people use these two words synonymously. For example: Why did he move there anyway? Versus: Why did he move there anyways? I always assumed that there was once just the word anyway that one day had an S added to the end for some reason. Is this assumption correct...

 
All of the anyway/anyways questions are GR.
 
@DavidWallace that's TBD ATM. Though my daughter has already declared that "The first day I'm a grownup I'm going to marry William in Aruba" (William is our neighbour's kid, they are in the same daycare)
 
12:49 PM
Ahahaha.
That's great.
 
@DavidWallace the last one is arguably unanswered. Certainly it's not "just" a corruption, but a corruption under the influence of the anyways that has existed for centuries.
You read Shakespeare, you see him use anyways, you pick it up. Something like that.
 
How many anyways do we really need anyway?
 
I had a nightmare that my life was someone else's game.
 
Oh, it is. Didn't you know?
 
You weren't supposed to tell her.
 
12:53 PM
Damn, sorry, KitFox.
 
Someone else's game?
 
@DavidWallace Whateves. It's fine.
 
Don't be sorry David.
 
@NinjaTurtle THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
 
@Gigili Explain it, I didn't get you.
and don't shout.
 
12:59 PM
I shout whenever I want.
I can even shut you down.
 
Yes, you can shout but why do you want shut me down :P
 
Or shout you down.
 
"I am not the sort of person who..." vs "I am not the sort of people who..."
 
Person.
Unless you are more than one person.
 
1:03 PM
We are not the sort of people.
I am not the sort of person.
And I am past my bed-time. Good night everyone.
 
I am not the sort of female to torment a respectable man.
@DavidWallace Good night.
 
I am not the sort of torment to respect a personable man.
 
@DavidWallace bye
 
"...Speaking for myself as an author, I am a big boy and can handle criticism just fine. I can’t imagine most people I know going frothy on someone who doesn’t like my writing, because I’m not the sort of people who inspires..." I read it here: whatever.scalzi.com/2012/07/17/…
 
@Meysam Doesn't sound grammatical to me
 
1:08 PM
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that.
 
@RegDwightАΑA Oh no, no, no.
 
1:33 PM
That was the first song I ever sang at karaoke night.
 
@KitFox But there is 'He is my kind of people'.
 
@Mitch Or person.
 
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Q: Antonym of "confirm" that refers to facts and not opinion

user50849In some cases, the antonym of confirm would be deny. I confirm that the rumors are true. I deny that the rumors are true. However, in a scientific sense, that doesn't make sense to me. By careful observation, I have confirmed that the earth orbits the sun. By careful observat...

Is this on the MC or what?
 
He thinks he's people.
 
Tons of votes all around, for a gen-ref dupe.
 
1:35 PM
Yeah, it's collidered.
WTF? We just closed it as a dupe of a closed GR question?
 
Closed and merged.
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Q: what is a word that means, "to say in a good way"

Martywhat is a word that means, "to say in a good way"? For instance, when writers say that a person was sexually assaulted instead of saying raped. or, saying someone was let go instead of fired. What is that called again?

 
Oh my head.
 
Two 1-rep users. Looks fishy.
 
@KitFox There's plural nouns and there's plural nouns.
No I don't see it.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Cute, adorable, lovely, sweet. I love your daughter.
 
1:39 PM
@KitFox but that's my point, it's a (nominally ungrammatical but accepted) usage to ..um.. use the plural 'people', even though 'person' would be the normal way to do it.
 
@Mitch I wasn't disagreeing.
 
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Q: What term describes a non-offensive substitute for a swear word?

JamesWhat term describes a non-offensive substitute for a swear word? For example, Battlestar Galactica used "frack" instead of the 'F' word. Another example is the use of "snap" instead of "shit." I think I may have heard a single-word term used to describe such alternate non-offensive words before,...

I would like to close as dupe but the other question is specifically about swear words.
 
@DavidWallace That's like -all- the advice on these no-standard usage questions. Basically it's wrong if you're not native, but totally OK if you are. Is that bigoted? Like it's always cringe-worthy when someone with an accent tries to use slang or profanity.
@KitFox Oh. You got me on meta-pedantic mode. -Everything- is debateable, even that, just to have something to say.
 
sighs OK, I can argue with you if it makes you feel better.
@Mitch, you are wrong. I am right. QED
 
@KitFox I am not going to reply to that.
@KitFox ah... thanks
 
1:49 PM
@KitFox Cerberus is right
23 hours ago, by Cerberus
I am.
 
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A: How do I abbreviate "little" correctly?

Zeeniayer right 'put an apostrophe in it!!' wtf nope its just 'lil' but it sounds to urban wats wrong wid this 'LITTLE' god... pplz these dayz!

How can we help him?
 
Ltl?
 
Kick him in the nuts.
 
l...e.
 
Don't have to speak good English to understand that.
 
1:53 PM
lel.
 
@RegDwightАΑA increase meds
 
I see your lel and raise you a paral.
 
That reminds me of an offensive joke.
 
WTF is going on in Denver.
I don't read news for a couple hours, and then this.
 
Geezis.
WTF is wrong with people?
 
1:57 PM
is back.
 
And who brings a 6-year-old to a movie like that?
 
@KitFox this isn't the offensive joke is it?
 
I wish it were a joke.
 
Shit. Just checked the news.
 
i heard the news this morning
i'm working assiduously to avoid it now
 
1:59 PM
> One of his victims has been identified by her family as Jessica Ghawi, an aspiring sportscaster from Texas who was in the Eaton Centre in Toronto moments before a shooting there in June.
 

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